The little black dragon in the bat nest

The center of the Avengers, inside Stark Tower.

The door was opened, and Hawkeye, who was suddenly pulled up by Tony Stark's emergency alarm, rubbed his eyebrows with a headache, and walked in with a furry nightcap and a bag of cookies in his hand.

"If I remember correctly, you should be attending a banquet in Gotham at this time?"

Hawkeye looked at the culprit who was leisurely sitting on the sofa, and closed his eyes in pain: "Please, I haven't closed my eyes for almost three days... Even if you tell me tomorrow, you want me to single out the Superman next door in Metropolis." Anything is fine, as long as it doesn't disturb my sleep."

I'm just a human and really really need sleep!

"Hey, Fat Jiu, you should exercise more."

Tony Stark, who didn't feel guilty at all, raised the donut in his hand and continued to dance on the group (bully) Chong's head: "Otherwise, I'm really worried that someday fans will ask you 'Why are you fat? Birds are eagle-eyed' you can't answer."

For a moment, Hawkeye really wanted to smash the thing in his hand on the face of the donor's father.

Looking down at the cookie that was just opened, Hawkeye told himself not to be a person who wasted food, so he pretended he hadn't heard anything and bypassed Stark, found a place to nest, and tried to catch up on sleep.

Don't ask why he didn't go back to sleep, because according to his understanding of Stark, as long as he goes back, the other party will dig himself out in a more excessive way.

Oh, childish Stark.

"Then I think Stark must have called us all because of an emergency."

Natasha, the black widow, smiled at a naive ghost, but inexplicably made Tony Stark feel a little chill on his back: "I don't think anyone wants to experience the end of disturbing people's dreams."

"Come on, Natasha."

The extremely upright Steve patted his teammates on the shoulder and said affirmatively: "Although Tony is very... sometimes, I don't think he will joke about it."

"Wait, what did you just omit?"

Tony Stark seriously suspected that Captain America wanted to speak ill of him, and retorted dissatisfiedly: "Everyone loves Tony Stark, so please put away your bad thoughts."

'But that doesn't mean you're not naive. '

Looking at the very confident Tony Stark, Steve finally suppressed this sentence.

"Okay, the next step is the point."

Tony Stark clapped his palms and motioned everyone to look at him—Dr. Banner didn't need to remind him, he had been paying attention to this side all the time, a rare teammate who could make people feel at ease.

"The reason why I called you over is very simple."

With a serious face, Tony Stark lowered his voice and announced in a solemn manner: "This is a major event related to the old Popsicle—"

Old Popsicle?Steve?

Natasha, Barton, and Banner subconsciously looked at the bewildered Captain America, lost in thought.

It's related to Captain America... Could it be that his teammates also resurrected the fake corpse?The old popsicle combination will add new members?

"Clang-dang-!"

Noticing that this group of people had been fooled, Tony Stark bent down and dragged out a little girl from some corner, pinching her waist with both hands and lifting the person up.

Contrary to his current actions, the little girl's hands were imprisoned, and something was stuffed in her mouth, making her look pitiful, weak and helpless, as if she had been kidnapped by Tony Stark hostage.

Natasha took a closer look and found that the little girl had a donut stuffed in her mouth.Because of stuffing too much, the little girl's cheeks were bulging.

Ned Hogg stared at Tony Stark angrily, because he was stuffed with too much food, his cheeks began to turn sour.

"Tony! You kidnapped a little girl?"

Just as Natasha thought, Barton, who was shocked, lost any sleepiness in an instant, and angrily stated that he would definitely stand on the side of justice and support the arrest of Tony Stark.

"Hey what are you thinking"

Rolling his eyes at the sky, he noticed that the old popsicle on the side also had a disapproving expression on his face. Tony Stark suddenly gave a nasty smile, and then slammed the cub in his hand into Steve's arms .

"Hold on tight, this is your granddaughter."

As if thunder exploded on the ground, Natasha, Barton, and Banner all showed blank expressions—what granddaughter?Whose granddaughter?Who among us has become a traitor... oh, there has been a traitor.

But how did this traitor become Steve? !This old popsicle with thick eyebrows and big eyes actually has a granddaughter? !

Natasha, Barton, and Banner all looked at their teammates with a look of "I didn't expect you to be such a Captain America", and the accusation couldn't be more obvious.

As one of the central characters of the topic, Steve himself was more shocked and at a loss than anyone else.

granddaughter?my granddaughter?How could I possibly have a granddaughter?Me and whose granddaughter?

"Who is the granddaughter? Believe it or not, I will make you a granddaughter!"

After finally getting rid of what was in his mouth, Ned Hogg angrily showed his sharp canine teeth at Tony Stark, trying to pounce on him and bite him: "You nasty little short-legged corgi!"

Steve, who was in a trance and hadn't recovered yet, was blown out of his mind by the person in his arms again: ——!

She spoke!she can talk!Also nicknamed the son of my teammate and old friend!

Natasha, Banner, and Barton, who quickly turned into melon eaters: Pfft—the little guy seems to be right.

Hahaha, is this really Steve's offspring?Why does this poisonous mouth feel like it doesn't fit Captain America's old man's painting style at all?genetic mutation?

Looking at the victim whose scar was poked, Natasha and the others laughed even louder when they saw the dark face of a short, rich and handsome man: You have today too!

"Huh? Short-legged corgi?"

Every word was lengthened, as if one letter after another was squeezed out from between the teeth, Tony Stark rolled up his sleeves and approached, stretched out a finger and pointed at Ned Hogg's forehead , poked her head dangling: "Apologize to me, hurry up!"

"Also, be sure to shout out 'Tony Stark is the most handsome, rich and handsome'! The voice is not loud, and there are no thirty times that you are not allowed to stop!"

"slightly"

After finding that he couldn't bite the opponent, Ned Hogg simply gave up the idea of ​​using force to retaliate. He stuck out his tongue, imitating the opponent's tone and said slowly: "I don't want it! This is the fact! Even if you stepped on stilts I can't change your height!"

Corgi with short legs, tall, rich and handsome is my Brucey baby...

Originally subconsciously prepared to praise his partner, Ned Hogg, who suddenly remembered that a certain breeder didn't even recognize himself, fell silent.

'Go to hell, Bruce is not a good guy either! '

Grinding his teeth, Ned Hogg overturned the table and hammered the ground in his heart: "One is a short-legged corgi, and the other is a big black bat with bad eyesight. Half a catty is equal to eight taels. Both should drink." The water was choked until I walked and pulled my testicles! '

Tony Stark, who noticed the sudden change of face of the dragon cub in front of him, approached suspiciously, poked her cheek for a moment, and asked, "Why is there no sound suddenly? Is it too guilty?"

"Ha, if this is the case, then quickly apologize to..." I!

Before he could finish speaking, Tony Stark was bitten on the nose by Ned Hogg who came back to his senses.

"You are dreaming!"

Nieder Hogg, who saw the timing and hit the target accurately, snorted angrily: "If you want to apologize, you should apologize to me! Apologize quickly! Otherwise, I will scratch your face and give you all your hair. Burn it!"

Tony Stark: ? ? ?

"Don't go too far! Let go, or I'll spank your ass! Hang up and beat, the kind that makes you sleep on your stomach at night!"

"You apologize first!"

"You apologize!"

"I don't, you apologize!"

……

Staring at the two bear children, one big and one small, who were having repeated childish conversations, Steve, who was holding one of the little ones, gradually fell into a state of doubt: Why do I feel that my granddaughter has some bears?

Oh no no no, this must be an illusion.

Firmly convinced that Tony would not make such jokes, Steve, after accepting the setting that the other party is his granddaughter, naturally changed into a kind old (father) father (father) mentality, put on a filter, and Justly criticized Tony Stark's behavior.

"Tony, you can't be so cruel to children."

Captain America showed disapproving eyes: "The child is so small, you will scare her."

Tony Stark: ? ? ? WTF?I scare her?You can see clearly, who is biting my nose now and refuses to let go?

"Oh, but, old Popsicle, the little girl in your mouth burned my hair and scratched my face."

The former bitter master stretched out his hand to pinch Nid Hogg's cheek, pulled the soft flesh on the other's cheek, and accused him of how bad he was: "And he turned around and ran away after doing something bad, if it wasn't for a coincidence If caught by me, this little villain will not admit his mistake."

"It's clearly Corgi that you did something wrong!"

Seeing suspicious expressions on the faces of the people present, Ned Hogg quickly opened his mouth to shake off the scapegoat that had been pinned to his head, angrily defending: "Corgi, you were the one who hit me in an accident with the flying machine first, and Pulling me and refusing to let go, I almost fell to the ground!"

"Who told you to do things in the air first?"

Steve:? ! !

Natasha: ? ! !

Patton:? ! !

Banner:? ! !

How dare you play such a dangerous game with such a small child?Even almost let a child act as a back for you?

"Tony! Your behavior is really too much!"

Captain America frowned, and his tone became serious: "Children are very fragile, your behavior..."

"Wait! Who said it was a child?"

Noticing that something was wrong, Tony Stark opened his eyes wide, pointed at the triumphant Ned Hogg and said, "She's not human at all! She's not human! She's a dragon!"

"Tony, stop!"

A group of Avengers condemned their teammate and patron father: "You actually said dirty words to a child!"

Tony Stark: ? ? ? WTF?

"I'm telling the truth, she is not a human! She is a dragon!"

Is Iron Man like that?And the focus is on the second half of the sentence, the second half of the sentence!Is there something wrong with your ability to focus?What about the agreed agent, the agreed battlefield veteran, and the agreed doctor?Your ability to grasp key points is too poor!

"Don't speak dirty words to children!"

The eyes of the Avengers became more and more condemning: "Dignified Iron Man, you actually threatened a child!"

Ned Hogg, who was watching the theater leisurely: It's so cool!

Tony Stark: ...the Avengers pill.

To save the world, just focus on key abilities, and let's go home and plant sweet potatoes one by one.

The author has something to say: Tony: Goodbye, everyone goes back to their respective homes, let's switch to farming.

A group of pig teammates!How about you catching the loopholes in my words and attacking my shrewdness?Why did I only notice this at this time!

All the Avengers: Because it's fun to see you aggrieved

#Unexpected, we all did it on purpose#

The big bat in Gotham at this time: Suddenly feeling a sense of foreboding

Wonder Woman, who changed her outfit and prepared to put a sack on the brains of the future alliance tonight: Then you are really intuitive :)

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This is the supplementary Lantern Festival update (Shixia)

感谢在2021-02-2422:37:29~2021-02-2800:19:04期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 4 bottles of four-leaf clover;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!