The little black dragon in the bat nest

Just when a group of Avengers teamed up to beat their alliance's gold master father, No. [-] cannon king and No. [-] older bear child to self-isolation for a moment, seeing Tony Stark's depressed and tired appearance, Natasha , Barton and Banner exchanged a look.

'Finally let out a bad breath, cool! '

Even if you are the beneficiary father of the alliance, you will still be punished if you deserve retribution!Stark, who did many evil things, was finally sanctioned!This day should be recorded in the history books of the league!

"Okay, Tony."

Seeing Tony Stark lazily nestled in the corner of the sofa with his head bowed and not making a sound, Barton coughed angrily after reading the joke, then lowered his head and looked through the big bag of cookies he was holding. , found the smallest piece and handed it to him.

"We were just joking with you just now, hey, of course we all know that Iron Man is a qualified superhero, so we wouldn't do that kind of thing."

Tony Stark, who had raised his head to take the cookie, felt that the emotion he had just felt at that moment was being fed to the dog.

"Barton."

Staring blankly at Fat Chirp in front of him, Tony Stark calmly said, "Shut your beak, it's time for you to lose weight."

"The last time I flew with you, did you know how quickly my armor energy was depleted? Fat Jiu, you really should lose weight!"

Barton holding a cookie: ...

We are still good friends without mentioning weight!

Looking down at his waist, Hawkeye immediately took back his cookie and stuffed it into his mouth: You should continue to shut yourself up.

With a snort, Tony Stark, who had regained his confidence from Hawkeye, pointed to Ned Hogg, who was lying in Steve's arms, watching the excitement and eating melons, and said, "Okay, now we should come Let's talk about you, dragon cub."

Captain America, who was holding Ned Hogg, looked down at the little girl in his arms, and after hesitating for a moment, asked in a doubtful and hesitant tone: "Isn't she my granddaughter?"

Why did the species suddenly change into a dragon in the blink of an eye?

Natasha: ?

Patton:?

Tony:

Banner:?

Are you serious about the relationship just now?Old Popsicle, you actually accepted that you suddenly had a granddaughter?

Looking at the tangled expression on Steve's face, the group of Avengers gave a suggestion with a blank face: "It's hopeless, you should leave the group."

#About my teammate who is so innocent and easy to deceive that we want to kick him out of the league#

"So it's not my granddaughter!"

Steve instantly understood that he was really being played by Stark, and looked at Tony Stark with Captain America's textbook disapproval and condemnation eyes: "Tony, this kind of joke can't be messed up! "

Disappointment followed by surprise, this kind of prank is too bad.

"I didn't expect you, Old Popsicle, to actually believe such unreliable nonsense."

He muttered a few words, but Tony Stark, who knew it was his fault, just coughed, and then tried to change the subject: "Okay, okay, don't forget the business."

"Next, let the dragon cub speak—just explain where she came from and what purpose she has on Earth."

Suddenly being stared at by a group of Avengers, Nid Hogg changed from a melon-eating crowd to the protagonist of the incident in the blink of an eye: the melon in his hand is not good.

"What are you looking at me for? What does this have to do with me?"

Even if he was beaten to death, he would not admit that he was kicked out of the original world by the top boss. Ned Hogg folded his arms, raised his chin slightly, pointed his nostrils at Tony Stark, and threw the pot at him: "If It's not that you insist on making trouble for me, Long doesn't want to cause trouble."

"Besides, dragons didn't come to your earth to wreak havoc..."

Before the words were finished, Tony Stark silently turned on the projection, and what was shown on the screen was the news footage of Ned Hogg's rampage and almost demolishing Gotham City a few years ago.

"Well, it's not sabotage."

Iron Man lay back, looked at Ned Hogg meaningfully, and nodded: "Almost demolishing the city is not destruction, wow, you dragons really have a different understanding of the word destruction."

Nid Hogg, who felt that he was ridiculed: ...the fist was hardened.

I want to hit him, the kind that greets his face.

The dragon hates you the guy who digs up the history of the dragon and then slaps the dragon in the face!Don't you know that dragons are very concerned about face?

"It was an accident."

Nid Hogg forcefully explained: "Except for this incident, the dragon has never done any other bad things! And even if Gotham was almost demolished...the dragon didn't kill any innocent citizens!"

"Also, didn't Gotham take advantage of the damage to renovate afterwards?"

Tony Stark: That's not what you pay to renovate the city.

"Forgive me for reminding you, it is Wayne, who took you for granted, who paid for your behavior."

After finishing speaking, Iron Man signaled Ned Hogg to continue.

Nid Hogg: ...

"Dragon just doesn't have any bad hearts!"

Can't think of any words to refute. The first half of his life was only focused on fighting with his head. At the end of his knight career, he was stabbed by his friends and kicked out by his superiors. The pointed canine raised his fist angrily: "Whatever you think, the dragon came to you suddenly."

"If it wasn't...do you think the dragon is willing to stay in your place? It's not comfortable at all, you can't fly casually, you can't jump outside openly, and you have to carefully hide yourself when you go out...Your human society is not at all. it is good!"

The more he talked, the more aggrieved Ned Hogg sprayed a few small flames: "And you humans don't have many good things!"

"The front foot says that the dragon is the most important little friend, and the back foot can kick the dragon, and then throw the dragon away for a few years, and then you don't know the dragon at all... Tsk, human beings, you are such abominable creatures !"

Damn, hateful, the most hateful thing is that Long himself is not up to date, and he still can't really beat him up hard.

Ahhhhh, the more I thought about it, the more angry Ned Hogg was at the end of being so aggrieved that I almost cried—although now in the eyes of Tony Stark, Natasha, Barton, Banner and Steve, her eyes are red now Hong's appearance is not much different from crying.

Tony:? !Wait, I didn't expect your dragon to be so miserable? !

Natasha: ...And in terms of language and mental state, she is really a very innocent and immature child.

Patton: I can't bear it anymore. Did she cry?Hey, we gotta coax her...

Banner: I don't think she is any different from a kid who has been wronged and doesn't know how to vent.

As for Captain America Steve, he subconsciously embraced Ned Hogg in the motion of hugging a child, patted her on the back lightly and comforted her: "It's okay, it's okay, dragons are great."

After a pause, he searched for words to comfort the child from his poor vocabulary, and Steve continued: "Well, let's stop asking, do you want some dessert?"

I heard that children like to eat desserts, and they can stop crying after eating them.

Nid Hogg: ...I am not a child!

Glancing at Steve angrily, Ned Hogg sniffled and said in a muffled voice, "I want strawberry flavor."

It's not worthwhile to get angry, so let's eat.

After all, only a dragon with a full belly can have the strength to continue to be angry.

All the Avengers: Pfft——

Hahaha, is this the evil dragon in myths and legends?Hahaha, to be honest, if all dragons have this virtue, then I am afraid that the cause of death of the dragon slaying warrior is being cute?

More importantly, judging from the news revealed in the other party's words, the owner of this dragon cub seems to have kicked the dragon?Does that mean...

Several Avengers looked at each other, and found that everyone thought of a place to go—hey, the position of the official mascot of the Avengers Alliance just happened to be vacant, isn't it just right to have a dragon?

Putting it under the nose is not only convenient for supervision, but also satisfies their desire to raise a dragon, and it is handsome and cool to the outside world, and it can also heal the mood within the alliance.

perfect!

Several Avengers touched their chins, and began to think about a hundred ways to abduct the dragon.

#Who made the owner lose sight of himself, it can’t be blamed on our Avengers prying the corner of the wall#

Meanwhile, in Gotham, Baby Brucey, who had just returned to Wayne Manor and wondered where her dragon cubs went, sneezed—I always felt like someone was plotting against me.

Rubbing her nose, Baby Bruce, who hadn't realized the seriousness of the matter at this moment, thought that her dragon had gone out to play after receiving the reply from the housekeeper, "Hei Zi said that I went to find you", so she planned to follow up with him after the night patrol tonight. The dragon cubs come to have a long talk.

He has thought about the content and theme, and it is called——as a dragon with a master, you must go home on time and you can't just run around.

By the way, set another time to go home.

Baby Brucey thought so well, and then he was sacked on the night watch tonight.

Literally a sack.

Wonder Woman looked at the brain of the Future Alliance who was tied up with a mantra lasso and trapped in a sack, moved her hand joints, squeezed the joints, and then showed a bright smile—— —Send the alliance mascot to the next-door 'Intelligent Brain' and prepare to accept sanctions!

#Although you looked chic when you sent the dragon, but now you look even more beautiful when you are beaten#

After finally breaking free from the lasso of mantra, the big black bat looked up and saw the superhero Wonder Woman who had become active not long ago was smiling at him, and he was about to continue beating him.

Big Bat: ? ? ?

"Oh, I'm so sorry, I mistook you for a criminal just now."

Diana told unbelievable lies without blinking an eye, and then put away her lockset regretfully: Tsk, the speed of breaking free is so fast.

"Wonder Woman?"

Frowning, Hei Qiqi, subconsciously vigilant, began to think about the plan he had made before for the person in front of him. However, just as he was about to put it into practice, there was a sonic boom, and the god of the metropolis next door fluttered his cloak and fell.

"I heard someone calling for help? Who?"

As soon as Superman finished speaking, he saw two colleagues staring at him.

His eyes fell on the dark and embarrassed appearance and the lasso of mantra in the hands of the goddess. Superman was silent for a moment, and said, "Are you...recognizing the wrong person?"

Otherwise, why did the colleagues fight?

"...Get out of my Gotham!"

Hei Qiqi tensed his jaw instantly and growled: "Gotham doesn't need you..."

Before the words fell, Wonder Woman strangled Superman with a mantra lasso, tore him off, and then punched out under the dark and shocked eyes of Superman: "Oh, look This strange creature in front of you must be a criminal preparing to invade Gotham!"

#Your superman with water in his head is here too?Just right, let's get beaten up with the big bat#

The author has something to say: So the next day, Gotham headlines——

"shock!The god of the metropolis and the big bat of Gotham were violently beaten by Wonder Woman in the street. Is it the loss of morality or the infighting of superheroes?Or is it the lack of humanity? ! "

Diana: None, I just vent my anger on behalf of all members of the Future Alliance :)

Big Bat: ? ? ?

Da Chao:? ? ?

#Grievance, Doubt and Puzzle#

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Good night, little cuties! ! !

么么啾感谢在2021-02-2800:19:06~2021-03-0122:47:21期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Huijiang; the moon took a nap. 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!