The little black dragon in the bat nest

I don't know if it's a natural discord or what's going on, since Baby Brucey mocked the big New York tin can in public, the two people have been completely on the fence.

The specific performance is that yesterday, Brucey Baby complained that Tony Stark ate too much scrambled eggs with tomatoes; today, Iron Man complained about Gotham Brucey Baby when he was basking in the sun on the beach. It was a lucky meal; then the next day Baby Brucey hired someone to make a sculpture of Iron Man with red and green colors and sent it to Stark Tower in New York.

Leaving aside how green Tony's face was when he saw the contour sculpture, Nid Hogg almost choked on his saliva when he knew about it.

"Bruce, when did you become so narrow-minded and preoccupied?" And you are really... murderous.

Putting the empty glass in his hand aside, Ned Hogg looked at Bruce, who was winning and childish beside him, and felt that he had refreshed his understanding of this person.

"Oh, don't say that."

Noticing that Nidhogg drank all the milk, Bruce tried to push his milk over, and at the same time did not forget to say something else to divert Nidhogg's attention: "I sincerely suggest that he change to another Color matching."

"You must know that he really likes to show off too much."

Seeing that he had successfully pushed the milk out, Bruce Wayne heaved a sigh of relief, and lay back on the chair with a leisurely look, and at the same time, he continued to complain: "Every day, news about him can always be found, so forget it, And a picture of his armor."

"God knows that when I saw that terrible color scheme, a picture of scrambled eggs with tomatoes and crayfish came to my mind. This is simply mental pollution."

Nid Hogg: ...No, what, crayfish is fine, after all, this is quite delicious.

Fuck it, Ned Hogg, who is also very double-standard, didn't bother to investigate the reason after listening to Bruce's sophistry, so he drank a sip of milk and planned to go to sleep.

Ok?milk?Wait, didn't she run out of milk?

Looking down, seeing a large glass full of milk, Ned Hogg's expression gradually became serious.

"Bruce..."

Pushing the cup in his hand, Ned Hogg tried to make the other party realize his mistake with a serious expression and attitude, so he deliberately lowered his voice, stretched out his paw and pointed at Bruce: "You can't be so childish. !You're a grown man, you can't escape milk!"

Bruce Wayne, who slumped on the chair and pretended to be a useless fish, closed his eyes and sighed comfortably: It's time to sleep.

Ned Hogg found that his partner closed his eyes and pretended to be dead instead of being ashamed:? ? ?

People clerk?

"Bruce get up and drink milk!!!"

Gotham baby Bruci who turned over: Don't cue, I'm already asleep, don't disturb my waking dream.

Nid Hogg: ...Okay, you forced me to do this.

Looking at the big glass of milk in his hand, Ned Hogg turned his head and rushed to the door, opened a gap and shouted: "Ah Fu!!! Bruce said he won't drink coffee for the next week! He recently fell in love with hot milk!"

Bruce Wayne, who was pretending to sleep, suddenly sat up:? ? ?

Wait, do you want to be so ruthless?I just pushed you a glass of milk, and you want me to suffer in hell for a week? !

Nid Hogg, who snorted and flapped his wings and walked the dragon: It deserves it, a little bit.

Although he knew that what Ned Hogg said would not be Bruce's true thoughts, Alfred still dutifully and strictly supervised Bruce baby in the next week.

And this time, Ned Hogg was on the sidelines to help, and he promised not to give Baby Bruce any chance to steal and play tricks.

After pinching his nose and drinking it for a week, Bruce Wayne, who now feels like his whole body smells like milk: ... Vomit!

If possible, I don't want to see any milk-related food from now on.

It's a pity that Bruce Wayne's idea perfectly broke down at the dinner party he attended tonight.

"Oh, Bruce, you're here too."

The richest man in New York, Iron Man Tony Stark, who attracted everyone's attention, walked towards Bruce Wayne with a clear goal, with a hypocritical smirk on his face.

When everyone around heard this sentence and saw Tony Stark's expression, they instantly understood the reason.

'Didn't the Gotham baby publicly mock this before, and then the two got into a fight?Sure enough, a good show is about to happen now! ! '

It is human nature to eat melons, so a group of people who originally wanted to go to greet each other found an excellent seat and sat down with peace of mind, holding their melons and preparing to watch the first live broadcast.

'The two rich men are fighting each other. In the end, is it better to be short, rich and handsome, or the Gotham baby is better? '

'Of course, it would be even better if we could fight in public! ! !Don't be afraid of making troubles, fight and fight!We like to watch the excitement the most! '

And Bruce Wayne showed a standard smirk after seeing Tony Stark, as if he didn't know the reason why the other party came to find him, and showed a puzzled expression just right: "Well... Tony, you seem very unhappy? Have you played too much recently and flashed your waist?"

After all, Bruce Wayne also looked like "You don't have to hide things like how good our relationship is. If you tell me, I'll help you find a doctor." He shook his head and sighed: "This kind of thing can't be delayed. "

Before he had time to speak, he heard Tony Stark, who was on the opposite side talking non-stop: ...

"Thank you, but you'd better worry about yourself."

With a hypocritical smile, Tony Stark retorted: "After all, didn't you break your arm while playing bungee jumping a few days ago?"

"Oh, Bruce, take my advice."

After a few clicks, Tony Stark said with an "I'm all for your own good" look: "Don't always play those dangerous sports, after all, it's dangerous without armor protection."

Bruce Batman Wayne: ...

"I don't have any interest in being a food canner."

"Your Gotham cat with dark ears has such a good temper. He hasn't put a sack on you until today."

"I don't need to worry about that. If that lunatic dares to come, I will beat him up."

"Huh? And the next day's headlines are Gotham Babe being beaten by Gotham vigilantes?"

"..."

The two older and immature children looked at each other the same way after they finished fighting each other, and at the same time snorted coldly, turned their heads and left: "You childish guy."

Onlookers eating melons: Well, you two are the same.

Or are rich people like this...with personality?

Oliver Queen, who came late, took back the steps he had taken, and stood calmly at a position far away from the two rich men: Don't confuse me with them, thank you.

Please let me, a rich man, be beautiful alone.

Clark Kent standing in the crowd: ...Why are these two people different from the ones I've seen and heard about?

Why are you so naive as soon as you meet?

Although there was a little dispute between the two rich men at the beginning of the banquet, everything that followed went smoothly.

It was also the first time for Clark Kent to attend a banquet of this level, and he always seemed a little reserved, staying in a corner uncomfortably watching the scene in front of him and sighing: he wanted to go home more than staying here.

Super hearing made Clark Kent the first to catch the strange sound, subconsciously looking towards the place where the sound came from, Clark Kent saw a guest with a slightly strange expression.

Deliberately avoiding everyone, as if holding something shady in his hand, he walked towards the hidden corner against the base of the wall.

Frowning suspiciously, Clark Kent whispered an excuse to the senior who brought him over, then got up and left.

The sound of the machine was unusually obvious, with the fixed ticking sound unique to the timer/bomb/bomb, which made Clark Kent change his expression in an instant, subconsciously preparing to rush out and press the opponent down——

"boom--"

The sound of heavy flesh/body falling to the ground was heard, followed by the slight vibration of wings flapping and the slight scratch of the tail when it touched the ground.

Clark Kent walked around the corner, and was not surprised after seeing the familiar dragon—after all, the owner of the black boy, Mr. Tony Stark, was also there.

So it makes sense to worry about the comfort of the owner and follow.

After dealing with the people who wanted to make trouble, Ned Hogg turned his head and waved his paw at Clark Kent, motioning him to come over: "Clark, there are too many people who want to make trouble at the dinner party today." She didn't even know this It is the first few to be disposed of.

Ned Hogg, who originally thought he would have to work overtime until dawn and broke his legs, felt that he had seen the light when he saw Clark Kent - the owner of superpowers!It will definitely be a lot easier with Clark's help!

After hearing what his little friend said, Clark Kent happily nodded and agreed to the matter, and worked hard as a volunteer, running around with Ned Hogg all night.

"...there is no end to these people."

Ned Hogg, who was tired and paralyzed on the ground, felt like he was about to vomit: "One after another, how annoying!" It would be fine if they were able to fight, but all of them were rookies.

It's like deliberately exhausting her physical strength here, and coming here one after another to cause trouble for her.

If Clark Kent hadn't confirmed that there were no other superpowers involved or used them as a cover to attract attention, Ned Hogg would have wondered whether the downstairs of the dinner party had been quietly hollowed out and stuffed with bombs. / bounced.

"Like a prank."

After summing up the behavior of this group of people, Nid Hogg hung himself on the railing and began to pretend that he was a salted fish: "Clark, do you want to take a break too?"

"I am fine."

The Kryptonian shook his head, then looked worriedly at his little friend who was wrapping his thin tail around the railing, and couldn't help reminding: "Heizi, this behavior is very dangerous, be careful of falling."

"Long will not make such a low-level mistake."

Waving his paw lazily, Ned Hogg signaled Clark not to worry with a look of "Don't worry, I know it in my heart".

Then the next second, she suddenly heard an exclamation, which seemed to be angry and surprised.

"Whoa, look what I found!"

The short, rich and handsome man from New York strode out from the corner, staring at the salted fish and black dragon hanging on the railing and fluttering in the wind, but there was a faint anger in his big eyes that were as beautiful as honey.

"It's a dragon, there really are dragons in this world."

And he burned his hair with a fire, a dragon who should be locked up and spanked for doing bad things!

Startled by the sudden appearance of Tony Stark, Ned Hogg shook violently, and unsteadily let go of the tail curled around the railing, and in this upside-down posture, he straightened his head to the ground fell down.

Nid Hogg: —? !

Ahhh, the face of the dragon is gone!Damn short, rich and handsome, just wait for me!

Don't let me catch the chance, or I'll burn your hair, this time even your eyebrows!

Subconsciously closing his eyes and preparing to rely on his thick-skinned and thick-skinned racial talent (?), Ned Hogg, who was carrying it abruptly, unexpectedly fell into a soft embrace.

"Look what I found?"

A familiar female voice came from above his head, Ned Hogg opened his eyes suddenly, and saw a familiar but somewhat unfamiliar face.

Diana, who had been living on Paradise Island all this time, put on a slim dress at this moment, and all the tenderness between her brows had faded away, but there was an emotion in her eyes that Ned Hogg couldn't understand.

Diana in front of her is more like a mature adult who has experienced many things than when she first met.

"Diana...?"

He called the other party's name in a low voice, as if probing, and then Ned Hogg saw the other party showing a familiar smile, and gently rubbed his head: "What a coincidence."

In an instant, he realized that this was the Diana he was familiar with. Ned Hogg let go of his heart and collapsed into her arms in this position. The culprit made an international friendly gesture.

Tony Stark, who was still worried: ...

Okay, all worries and guilt are gone, now he still wants to fight dragons.

"Hmm, dragon species, a creature in myths and legends... unexpectedly appeared in reality today."

Leaning leaning against the railing with folded arms, Tony Stark glanced at the calm-looking strange lady in front of him and the cautious little reporter, raised his eyebrows, and showed a joking look: "Now, may I ask you Any surprised you two explain?"

Glancing at Tony Stark, Diana flicked her skirt, showing a gentle smile on her face: "Because the famous Iron Man is here, I think this is the safest place."

"Yes."

Clark Kent, who didn't know how to lie, followed closely, and shot a straight ball to Tony Stark with a sincere expression: "Mr. Stark's place is extra reassuring."

Tony Stark, who suddenly didn't know how to refute: ...

Tsk, cunning guy.

"Although you say so, but that dragon."

Pointing at Ned Hogg, Tony Stark said righteously: "As her owner, I have the right to take her away."

It seemed that he had heard someone say that once?Ah, now that you have this sentence, then this is the truth - after you go back, you will settle accounts with this dragon cub.

It is impossible for the owner of the left and right dragon to jump out and hit him in the face right now.

Diana: ...? ? ?

yours?Isn't this Bruce Wayne's dragon?

Clark Kent: Sure enough, the owner of the black boy is Mr. Stark.

Ned Hogg, who was suddenly confused:? ? ?

How could my owner be you?

"Oh, since it's all right now, I'll take my dragon away first."

Walked down leisurely with his hands in his pockets, Tony Stark stared at the sluggish Ned Hogg with a smile: You wait, I will write "I'm sorry Tony Stark" on your face when you go back. gram".

Pay for your actions!

And at this moment, footsteps came again, and Ned Hogg could clearly recognize Bruce Wayne from the sound.But at the same time, there was another voice of conversation. It seemed that Bruce had brought a female companion with him this time.

Clark Kent, who also noticed this, straightened his back subconsciously, and looked at Ned Hogg with Diana and Tony Stark in concern: The existence of dragon species is too fantastical, this news is absolutely Cannot be known by any outsider.

But now... Hurry up and find a way to hide this dragon cub!

This idea popped up in their minds, but before they put it into practice, there was a small sonic boom.

This voice obviously also attracted the attention of the person walking towards this side, and the other party quickened their pace.

"What happened?

Bruce Wayne, who was attracted by the sound, looked at the scene in front of him and fell into deep thought.

Tony Stark, who had been fighting with him at the beginning of the banquet, is now holding a little girl with his head down and one hand, and the little girl is being held in the arms of another strange woman, standing next to her. A stupid big guy who doesn't know what he's doing.

Bruce Wayne looked intently, and found that the girl with curly black hair was biting Tony Stark's palm viciously, staring at Tony Stark's golden eyes full of complacency.

The sharp canines were faintly visible, and the bitten palm had been sunken near the contact between the canines and the skin. From the whitish color, Bruce Wayne could deduce that the bite was definitely painful.

And as the unlucky one who was bitten, although Tony Stark had a grim face, he didn't exert any force at all when he pressed the opponent's hand.

"...Well, is this your daughter?"

Bruce Wayne, who couldn't see anything after watching for a long time, reminded the other party that he had come.

"Huh? My daughter?"

The words "I can't give birth to this devil dragon cub" got stuck in his throat in time, Tony Stark looked at the dragon cub that had suddenly turned into a human form, and slowly pulled out a ferocious smile: "It just so happens that I I was still thinking before, how can I spank your ass with the scales protecting it, but now you have pulled the scales off obediently.

"This is not my daughter."

Tony Stark lifted the little girl up by the back of the neck with one hand, and the other hand had to be lifted up with her strength, maintaining a slightly ridiculous posture.

"This is Captain America's granddaughter."

Tony Stark, who casually gave the Dragon Cub a name and by the way gave the old popsicle in the league the top pot, didn't blink when he said this: "I just didn't expect the little guy to sneak away by himself. Come here... Tsk, then I'll be leaving first."

"You're talking nonsense! I'm not..."

The vigilant Ned Hogg let go of his mouth and tried to defend himself: "I am obviously..." Bruce's family!

And Tony Stark quickly covered her mouth, not giving her a chance to refute, and easily held her in his arms: "If it's okay, I'll take a step first, goodbye!"

Standing aside, Diana subconsciously grabbed Tony Stark's collar, looked at the real host of the dragon and asked, "Mr. Bruce Wayne, don't you have any ideas to dissuade?"

Is this your dragon?

"Huh? What do you think? I can't go and grab the child from others."

Spreading his hands, Bruce Wayne looked "although the child is cute, but I'm too embarrassed to snatch it".

Ned Hogg watched helplessly as his partner was so stupid that he couldn't recognize him: Uhhhh!No no!

'Bruce, you idiot, show me clearly!The dragon just changed and you can't recognize it? ! '

'If you dare not stop this nasty little dwarf, you will be waiting for the dragon to burn the chariot you planned to design later! ! ! '

Diana who saw this scene on the side: ...

"Cough, because I think, compared to Captain America... this little girl is more like a child of the Wayne family."

Diana strongly hinted that, looking at Bruce Wayne, if she wasn't afraid of being exposed, she would have pulled the collar of the future alliance's intellectual brain to shake the water out of his brain - sober up!

Our league mascot is gone!

"However, Mr. Stark will not admit the wrong person."

The representative of the Justice League in the future, Clark Superman Kent stood firmly on Tony Stark's side, and explained to him righteously: "Although Captain America is not black-haired, it is not his own. Children, but descendants after a few generations, the hair color and eye color will inevitably be slightly different."

Moreover, as a superman, he clearly knows who the owner of the dragon cub is!

"really."

Although Bruce Wayne still felt weird, but considering the presence of his female companion, he was embarrassed to show any strangeness, and nodded in agreement.

Diana:? ? ?

What are you talking about, you silly brow and big eyes? !Is your Superman's head flooded, or is it that I, Wonder Woman, don't hurt enough?Where are you from? !

And what is your alliance brain doing? !Is your Batman in the water today too?You two pig teammates! ! !Get out of the group, shameful bastard!Hurry up and quit the group!

"Yes, that's right, that's it."

Tony Stark gave Clark a satisfied look, and then ran away carelessly: "I guess that old popsicle is going crazy now, I'll go first, goodbye, let's not talk."

Nid Hogg, who watched helplessly as his disappointing host disappeared from sight: ...

Goodbye, there is no more love in this world.

Bruce Wayne, you are fine :)

The author has something to say: Diana: I am not afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs.

Hurry up and quit the group, you two disgraceful bastards!

Steve:? ? ?When did I have a granddaughter?

Tony: I found it for you, you're welcome.

Batman after knowing the truth: ... Heh, it's all Superman's fault!

Da Chao:? ? ?But you yourself clearly...

Darkness: Shut up!War damage warning jpg.

Big Super: QWQ

Hei Zi: Oh, goodbye to this indifferent world.

Dragon is going on a long voyage today (manual goodbye)

In the past, Nid Hogg disliked his human form for being too naive and not domineering, so he refused to change into a human form. Here he chose the most convenient method.

however……

Excuse me.

Good night, little cuties! ! !

感谢在2021-02-2323:00:39~2021-02-2422:37:29期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 13 bottles of chili sauce; 5 bottles of Qingfengmuyu; 3 bottles of Clover and Tuwater;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!