The little black dragon in the bat nest

"Today's latest headlines - A mysterious masked vigilante appeared on the streets of Gotham at night, suspected to be wearing a cat ear headband. Is it another delusional patient with a distorted mood in Gotham? "

XXXX, April 21st.

"Today's latest headlines - Gotham night has added new members besides the mysterious cat-eared masked vigilante!The new members look like mutants/beasts?Inhumans are about to invade Gotham!Looks like the Shadow of Fear that hit Gotham years ago! "

XXXX, April 23rd.

"Today's latest headlines - Gotham's richest man Bruce Wayne blew himself up for extreme sports!At night, the mysterious masked vigilante and his companion blew himself up and nicknamed Batman!The title of vigilante with cat ears is regrettably cancelled!The partner calls himself a royal knight! "

XXXX, April [-]th.

Lying in the boss chair, Bruce Wayne put down the newspaper in his hand and stared up at the ceiling. Finally, he couldn't help showing an indescribable and indescribable expression on his face.

And beside him, Ned Hogg gnawed off the cookie in his hand and glanced at the newspaper, then curled his lips and snorted.

"What kind of news is this! What is a monster? I look so powerful and domineering! Can't even a dragon recognize it?"

Hearing this, Bruce Wayne covered his face in pain: So your attention is actually on this?

"Hei Zi..."

Sighing faintly, the tired richest man in Gotham looked at his black dragon flicking its tail and showing off its wings and horns indignantly, and couldn't help complaining: "With all due respect, you wore the one you made for yourself before." A suit of armor...no one really associates you with a dragon."

Speaking of this matter, Bruce Wayne couldn't help sighing. I don't know how many times he regretted in his heart that he reminded her that she could also wear a vest to make trouble.

Come on, now his dragon is starting to make trouble, but every time he cleans up the mess, he is the one who is killed.

Just like the armor event at the very beginning.

After deciding that he would also become a masked vigilante (although Bruce had no idea how a dragon masked would reduce its sense of existence or hide its identity), Ned Hogg turned his head and stared at Bruce with bright eyes full of expectation. Said: "Bruce, I want armor too!"

Bruce Wayne, feeling more and more ominous in his heart: ... Huh?

"A royal knight must have armor!"

Although he has his own armor scales made of exclusive digital alloys, Ned Hogg still can't help but want a new pair of armor made for him by his partner-this meaning is completely different!

And most importantly, if it is Bruce's handcrafted armor, she can participate in it and choose the shape she likes!

He really wanted to refuse, but when he met his own dragon with its tail flicking its golden eyes and shining eyes full of anticipation, Bruce Wayne, Batman, and him with a heart as hard as iron, still nodded and agreed with a soft heart.

"Okay! Then I want a set of shiny gold armor that can shine at night!"

Dragons should be wearing armor studded with spangles!

Hearing this sentence, Bruce, who came back to his senses and felt his eyes darken, wanted to fall headlong: ... Is it too late for me to regret it now?

"Of course, I'm sure Bruce won't back down, right?"

I don't know if it's the tacit understanding between the partners. Ned Hogg narrowed his eyes and raised his paw just when Bruce Wayne had the idea of ​​repenting, and asked warningly: "Bruce will keep his promise, don't want to Seeing the dragon is sad, right?"

Bruce really wants to repent but is afraid of being scratched. Wayne: ... Of course, Wayne never lies, he will do what he says.

So at the end, Bruce looked at the sloppy request provided by his black boy and the draft of the armor she had drawn crookedly and fell into a sluggish state: ...? ? ?

Am I awake, or are you kidding me?

Why does the armor you require have its own luminous function, self-cleaning the surface of the armor, and being able to transform into a weapon?Of course, if these are barely bearable...

Bruce Wayne looked at the bottom row of small words - "It's also very comfortable to wear to sleep! It's like lying in cotton! It's soft and warm!", his face completely darkened.

"turn down!"

Throwing back the list in his hand, Bruce Wayne said very decisively, with the appearance of "this matter is not negotiable": "Either you don't interfere and let me do it by myself, or you will be honest with me. Suggest small revisions within the selected range."

Nid Hogg: ? ? ?

"Wait, this is mine..." Armor!Why can't I put forward my opinion!

"This is the armor I'm going to make with my hands."

When he said "I", Bruce Wayne deliberately bit the accent, and the warning in his eyes could not be more obvious: If you dare to refute, I will directly make an apron for you to wear!

Threatened Nidhogg: ...

Tsk, your partner is unqualified, and you can't even meet Long's small request.

Closing his eyes and pretending he couldn't see the grimace that Ned Hogg was pulling out with his tongue out, Bruce decided that what he couldn't see was not what he saw: as far as your hellish demands are concerned, whoever can make them has a brain and superpowers.

Otherwise, tell me, whose armor can be worn directly to sleep?The effect is the same as wearing a nightgown.

Heh, don't you dragons all have such a tortoise-like morality that likes to overwhelm others?Can you have something in your heart!

#Partner love breaks at this moment for three seconds#

But although Bruce Wayne disliked Ned Hogtie's embarrassing request, in the end... he still built the armor as much as possible.

Except for changing the color, replacing it with the same series that matches his own armor, and adding a million details to Nidhogg's armor, there are no other major changes.

When Nid Hogg saw the armor, although he was initially disappointed that it didn't look shiny, he quickly held the armor and turned his back to Bruce Wayne to add marks on it.

"What mark?"

Bruce was curious what signs he could come up with with his stupid, deceitful, and crooked dragon, but refused to speak righteously to his snooping Nidhogg.

The reason is "Dragon's creativity is great, in order to prevent you from being ashamed to wear your own equipment after seeing it, the dragon will never let you know."

Seeing Ned Hogg with "I'm for your own good" all over his face, Bruce turned around and left.

"Yeah, ok, ok, so creative that I try to turn myself into a dragon with a big light bulb."

It is indeed very creative to ask for the armor to shine at night.

Sticking out his tongue at his partner's back, Ned Hogg took it as Bruce's jealousy, lowered his head and carefully used his dragon flames to condense into a carving knife, and carved the name "Bruce" in the hidden part of the armor. , and probably drew a small bat outside.

Looking intently, Ned Hogg felt a little dissatisfied again, so he secretly engraved his own name on it, and drew a self-portrait next to the little bat, asking the dragon to spread its wings and take the little bat. under the wings.

"Yeah, it's perfect!"

Looking at the marks that occupied a considerable area, Ned Hogg added a layer of digital energy to cover up his marks after he was done.

'This kind of precious thing should not be shown to others casually. '

Gladly putting away the armor, Ned Hogg decided that it was the most precious and meaningful treasure in his treasury.

It is the treasure of the dragon!

After gradually adapting to the life of drinking and drinking during the day and not doing business at night, and wearing a mask at night, no one likes to go out and become a Gotham vigilante. Spending time doing things together, until one day he was swiped by a message.

"Tony Stark blew himself up as Iron Man!"

With a shake of his hand, the coffee in the cup spilled out, and Bruce Wayne looked at the familiar friends on the screen who had fought with each other when he was a child, and unconsciously recalled his thoughts when he was separated from Oliver.

What was he thinking at that time?Oh, by the way, it is "Do the rich people like to play some exciting things now?".

Yes, it seems that everyone really likes to play something exciting these days.

'It's okay, it's not a big problem. '

Bruce forcibly calmed down, and considering the recent surge in crimes across the United States and the emergence of masked vigilantes from all walks of life, he decided to improve his database - of course, this is to control the losses caused by vigilantes out of control with danger.

Absolutely not to make any plans for peers.Absolutely not.

Then, just after Bruce stayed up all night to perfect the database, the next day he saw the news of Captain America's resurrection.

Bruce Wayne who spilled a cup of coffee again: ...Should I change my nickname to Prophet?

Closing his eyes and taking a deep breath, Bruce comforted himself again: It's okay, it's just a Captain America, it's just decades of information...you can make up for it after staying up all night.

Then, on the third day, Bruce saw the news that there was a god among men in the metropolis.

Bowing his head expressionlessly, looking at the coffee cup in his hand, Bruce calmly changed his clothes: Oh, it's only three things, I don't believe that superpower owners are so worthless this year, and they are going out one after another.

So, on the fourth day, Bruce nodded in satisfaction at the peaceful news reports, and lay on the cradle chair on the balcony with Nid Hogg in his arms to bask in the sun—just to put it bluntly, how could people with superpowers frequently out?

It's not the Chinese cabbage in the ground, you can find a lot of it casually...

"Shock! The United States has added a superhero, a female superhero! The arrival of Wonder Woman has caused a sensation again!"

Bruce Wayne with slightly protruding veins on his forehead: ...

Ha ha.

Can't you hold hands and come out all at once?Why come out alone, one by one every day? !

So, it didn't take long for Bruce Wayne to see the news of the establishment of the Avengers.

This time Bruce Wayne smiled and decided to send congratulations to Tony Stark in the next city——

On the second day of celebrating the founding of the alliance, Tony Stark, who woke up late after having fun, received a press conference from his AI butler, "Gotham's richest man, Brussie Baby." Avengers uniform color matching hot eyes" message.

Tony Stark: ? ? ?

Where is the aesthetics of your Gotham masked vigilantes?Who gave you the confidence to mock me? !

"Open! Hold a press conference for me too!"

The stingy and naive Tony Stark suddenly became energetic, turned over and got up and said angrily: "Just say that Gotham's cat-eared man pretends to be cute and suspects that he has a mental problem!"

"If you don't mind, I can fund Gotham to build a mental hospital."

The author has something to say: Facts——

Brucey Baby, surrounded by reporters, thought he was going to express his displeasure with Batman again, only to hear the other party ask him what he thought of Tony's popularity soaring beyond his own.

Baby Bruce: Is there such a good thing?Of course it hurt him!

Tony who heard the news the next day: ...

You wait for me (convex)

Good night! ! !Chirp

感谢在2021-02-2217:21:59~2021-02-2323:00:39期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: I knocked 10 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!