I'm Knotweed, I called the police

In some extremely feudal places, no matter how hardworking girls are, they will be arrested and go home to arrange blind dates and have children.

Knotweed Yu was facing this nightmare that he had never imagined.

"Why did things become like this?"

Dressed in a gorgeous kimono, the well-dressed girl knelt in front of the tea table, holding her head in an awkward manner and shouting.

"The place where we are now is the Chanyuan family, one of the three imperial families in the magic world."

Sitting on the cushion with a bowl of fruit in his arms, the system slapped the cold coffee table, explaining with eloquence like a qualified tour guide.

"Although spells appear in people almost randomly, they have a certain amount of heredity, and especially excellent spells are more hereditary. Therefore, in the development and reproduction of more than 1000 years, the theory of only blood has appeared. There is no inheritance of strong Members of Shushi's family will enter the fringe, and if Shushi is not awakened, it is no different from a big family like the Chanyuan Family."

She was even more puzzled: "Then why did you do this to me? I can't even use spell power."

Rounding off is the fringe people, even if they are found after being separated for many years, they won't be so motivating, right?

"because I."

After saying these words resoundingly, the system proudly patted his chest, the strawberry jam in his hand stained the expensive white kimono, leaving a few pink fingerprints.

Not caring about this, he continued to explain: "The Yusan family is the three most powerful families. The owner of this face is the head of another family, the strongest in the contemporary era. The relationship between the Wutiao family and the Zenyuan family is very, very bad, so I am anxious to send you marry off."

She: "...Aren't you afraid of being beaten if you spread rumors like this?"

System: "Then he just doesn't admit to his son and beats the child's bastard."

Polygonum cuspidatum once again despaired of the integrity of the system, and figured out what was wrong from his words.

"Wait... Since the relationship between the two is not good, why are you treated so well here?"

"Because they thought I inherited Gojo Satoru's six eyes and spells." The system took a bite of the pudding in the bowl, and stretched out his hand to gesture.

"The awakening age of the spell is about five or six years old, but the six eyes are present at birth, and every spell with six eyes has an unlimited spell. Well, the six eyes don't have six eyes, but one A talent with special effects, centered on oneself, within a certain range, objects and creatures containing magic power can be 'clearly seen'. Most entities contain magic power, except for special heaven and spells .”

"And I am even more powerful. Every corner of this world is in my 'eyes'. Except that I can't see through people's hearts, the world is transparent to me."

After all, he is the one who sewed up this world, and rounded up, he is the secondary creator of this plane. (although there is no authority)

Hu Zhang sighed, not quite believing it: "So powerful?"

He came over with the bowl, and smiled maliciously: "I can tell you right away, even 'what color underwear Nakahara Chuya is wearing today'~"

"Shut up!"

She quickly covered her ears but the voice of the system sounded from her mind.

Scarlet color quickly covered her cheeks, and Knotweed vigorously shook her head trying to get rid of that passage, but to no avail, she picked up the fan on the coffee table and was about to hit her.

Holding Guoguo Lao, the system was able to dodge with ease, and even ran away quickly when the other party was almost tripped because of the too long skirt.

The two were chasing, when the door of the tea room was suddenly opened.

Hu Zhang looked over warily, only to see a tall girl with a ponytail and a neat dress come in.

Chanyuan Maki said "Oh, you two had a lot of fun."

Knotweed: "I'm not happy at all. Just imagine, if you were forced to go on a blind date like me, would you be happy?"

Maki's face was ugly: "There is no if."

Yu: "Huh?"

"Those bastard adults actually want to give me a blind date!"

Maki came over and sat on the edge of the coffee table, poured a cup of tea to cool herself off, the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, and she slapped the expensive coffee table open.

"It is said that people who are bound by heaven and curse will definitely give birth to excellent offspring. They are crazy. They used to think that I was a worthless rice bug, but now they think that I am valuable because they want to use me as a reproductive tool."

After the magic power of Polygonum cuspidatum erupted, the system cut off the memories of those present and sealed all the magic power on her body.

In the eyes of those in the Buddhist monastery, she is a replica of Fu Heisher.

Well, according to the fact that Fuheshier's son inherited the ten-fold image spell, and Katsuobuyou's son (?) inherited the six-eye and no-lower-limit spell, this kind of heaven and curse at the cost of all the spell power is fragrant. up!

"Are you still young, are they so mad?"

Polygonum cuspidatum walked over and lifted the broken corner of the table and pressed it back, pretending nothing happened, with concern in his eyes.

As an adult said, judging a person's age, height and developmental level are just references.From her point of view, the child is only fourteen or fifteen years old.

"They say that a woman can get married at sixteen, and she can get engaged first."

15-year-old Zenin Maki clenched her fists.

She couldn't stay in a feudal family like the Chanyuan family for a moment.

"Beast!" Knotabagi You couldn't help cursing, stretched out his hands to cover Maki's fist, with earnest eyes, "What's your name?"

The other party: "Maki."

This is so angry that he doesn't even remember his last name.

"Maki!" Knotabagi Yumu showed sincerity, "How about this, let's run away together!"

Let the dog system go on a blind date.

"Impossible." The system said coolly, "Do you know how many conjurers the Chanyuan family has sent to stare at you? According to the analysis of the force values ​​of both sides, you can't even get out of the Zenyuan family's gate, and you will be arrested later." Watch it more closely."

Knotweed: "...can I call the police?"

Uncle policeman, someone here restricts my personal freedom and wants to engage in an arranged marriage! ! !

The system still cruelly broke her hope: "In a sense, the magic world is independent of ordinary laws and operates according to its own rules. If you don't want to call the police in your contacts, I advise you to give up The thought."

Knotabayu also clenched his fists.

"I didn't come here to tell you to run away together."

Zenyuan Maki, who also knows Zenyuan family quite well, expressed indifference: "I'm here to tell you that your first blind date is likely to be the next head of the Kamo family, Kenji Kamo. His physical skills are very good, you can Beat him up."

to frighten those behind.

Polygonum cuspidatum nodded heavily: "Okay!"

Regardless of what kind of person Kamo Kenji is, coming to this kind of blind date event is enough to show that he is an accomplice.

Kamo Kenji, who was called back from school and came to the Buddhist monastery as a guest, felt his back go cold, looked down at the teacup in his hand, and wondered if someone had poisoned him.

As far as the relationship between the Yusan family is concerned, it is not impossible.

In his next room.

The head of the Kamo family and the head of the Buddhist monastery drank tea, drank wine, and chatted with each other.

Patriarch Kamo asked tentatively: "It is said that you found your sister who had been missing for many years."

The person directly adjoining the Buddhist monastery said, "Hmm."

"I also offered a very generous condition to find her a door-to-door husband."

"Any questions?"

Patriarch Kamo smiled inscrutably: "The request made by your family is very interesting."

If you want a strong male conjurer, it doesn't matter whether you stay in the Zenyuan family after marriage, the child has to be named Zenyuan.

Every word is full of tricks in the cracks.

The laughter of the people directly next to the Zen Academy was full of alcohol: "This is the proposal of the elders. I think it is very interesting, so I agree."

Patriarch Kamo's face was sprayed with alcohol and saliva, and the veins on his forehead were throbbing.He felt that he couldn't communicate with this kind of alcoholic at all, so he said with a stiff face, "Then I'll go talk to your elders."

Then I chatted with the elders of the Chanyuan family for a long time, but I didn't get any useful news.

But after thinking about it, he was very reconciled, so he said: "Our Xianji family has not yet decided on a fiancée, why don't we just get along with each other and see if it really works out, it would be a good thing to have a child named Chanyuan and Kamo. "

The elder raised his brows, and pretended to say, "Isn't it wrong to be of the wrong generation?"

Patriarch Kamo: "Have the three families discussed seniority?"

Aren't there only two ways of getting along with each other?

Unaware that all three of his children would be accommodated, Knotthu Zhangyou was invited to the reception room.

Fortunately, the Zenyuan family didn't let them both have one at the same time, so she asked Maki to help keep an eye on the system, lest this guy mess up again when she was away.

Kamo Kenji, who heard from his father that he was actually here for a blind date today, immediately thought of Maki and Mayi from the Buddhist monastery, and was immediately very nervous.

The wooden door of the reception room was opened, and the girl who came in was neither Maki, whom he was terrified of, nor Maki, who gave him a headache, but a girl who was completely unfamiliar.

The first thing that catches the eye is the other party's long moonlight sleeves, which are painted with thousands of mountains and birds, which is very interesting.

Then there was the girl who walked in neatly.

She has a bright and heroic appearance, half of her hair is like the pink of spring cherry, and the other half is as black as ebony, her eyes are so big that they are enviable, they lift their long curly eyelashes, and look over vainly.

Like a long wave.

It was hard for him to imagine that the Chanyuan family could raise such a bright and charming girl.

Hu Zhangyou, who was not raised by the family of the Buddhist monastery, closed the door behind his back and asked, "Hu Zhangyou, may I ask who you are?"

"Kamo Kenki."

He said his name politely, feeling a little embarrassed, not knowing how to start and what to talk to the other party.

The other party nodded, bowed his head and moved his wrist: "Don't talk much, let's fight."

Kenji Kamo: ? ? ?

Then the door of the reception room was blown away with the guests.

Knotweed Youshi, who had just warmed up, walked out, knocked on the door next door, then pulled his head back and said, "Too weak, I refuse to be with someone who can't beat me."

Kamo Patriarch:? ? ?

The Zhipi people of the Chanyuan let out a laugh that is not too much to watch, and agreed to her: "Okay! Then let's fight!"

Then Yuzhang Yuu and Maki of the Chanyuan began to have a fist-to-body exchange with the conjurer who came to apply for the son-in-law of the Zenyuan family.

The rule is that if you use a spell and admit defeat, you lose.

Maki is still young. Although her physical fitness is ridiculously strong, she has not undergone systematic training. Facing an adult conjurer who is confident to come to her door, even if the opponent does not use conjuration, she is still a little insufficient.

Knotabayu, who has experienced countless battles, taught Maki while dealing with his opponents.

The very talented Maki is growing at an astonishing rate.

Sitting on the referee's seat in the practice field, the system cheered them on while eating snacks, and gave technical guidance along the way.

Naoya, who passed by the Zen Academy, looked at it and shook his head, continuing to have doubts about the world he lived in.

The male magician who was attracted by the exorbitant dowry broke through the threshold of the Zenyuan family, so that when the gatekeeper walked in with his hand in his hands, he thought that he was also here to apply for the eldest lady's husband-in-law, so he didn't stop him in time.

When he was gone and no one could be seen, the guard came to his senses that this was a person who "absolutely must not be put in", and immediately contacted the superior in panic.

"Wujo Wu has entered! He has entered our Chanyuan home!!"

Like the effect caused by the bandits entering the village, this sentence spread throughout the entire Chanyuan family in a short period of time.

It's not (really not) how much their Zenyuan family is afraid of Wujo Wu, usually forget it, but now their family is hiding a Liuyan!There is also a young lady who is looking for relatives!

If the other party finds out, it's okay. If you think about the good, the ancestral house will not be protected, and if you think about the bad, they will all have an accident!

Zenyuan Zhenyi was the first person sent out to block Wujo Wu.

She stood on the other side's way to the Patriarch's room, with an embarrassed face, and said with a dry smile: "Good day, Patriarch Wutiao, why didn't you notify in advance when you came to the Zenyuan?"

"I informed Zenyuan Naoya, it's none of my business if he didn't tell you. Where is he now?"

"Ah, he's been acting funny since yesterday, he's wandering off to nowhere, why don't I lead you to find him?"

Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows: "Speaking of which, Zhenyi, you are about to reach the school age. Have you decided which college to study? Do you want to consider our Tokyo school?"

"Mr. Wujo is recruiting excellent conjurers, I don't meet your requirements." Zhenyi shook his head, "I will obey the arrangement of my family to go to school in Kyoto."

Gojo Satoru: "In this regard, Maki is indeed cuter."

Zhenyi really lacks self-confidence and self-motivation.

The Chanyuan family, no, the Yusan family is indeed of the same virtue, and they are completely destroying the children's talents.

Zhenyi's expression became a little indescribable, and finally said: "If Maki is willing to go to the Tokyo school, please take her away earlier."

Thinking about it carefully, it seems that only Wujo Wu can resist the pressure of the Zenyuan family and save her sister.

He nodded easily, and suddenly said: "So, something happened to your family, right?"

Zhenyi's expression became even more indescribable.

She can never say that your girlfriend intends to take your child to marry a man into the Buddhist monastery.

The grown-up world is really too complicated, she thought.

"What's the matter, is it still related to me?"

Gojo Satoru's curiosity was fully aroused, and he decided to see what the Zenyuan family was up to.

Before the other party could answer, he teleported to another place.

The first stop is the master's room of the Chanyuan House.

Patriarch Kamo was enduring the drunkenness of the Zhipi people of the Zen Academy for the unnecessary patriarchal face. His son was knocked out and moved into the guest room to rest. He was also curious about how this matter would end today, so he stayed here all the time.

"You just let your sister and your niece beat people in the martial arts arena? Do you want the reputation of the Chanyuan family?"

The Zenyuan Zhipiren took another sip of wine indifferently, hiccupped, and lay down to sleep soundly.

Patriarch Kamo (cannot breathe): "...can you respect me?"

There was no response, and I felt that it was impossible to reconcile with the head of the Chanyuan family in this life.

Wujo Wujo, who was observing secretly, got to the location, and went directly to the martial arts field to continue observing secretly.

There were indeed two girls beating someone.

The movements of the two were crisp and neat, their reactions were quick, and their performance was quite beautiful.

Especially that strange pink-haired girl, although she was wearing a troublesome kimono, it did not affect her movements in the slightest. Both the speed and the strength of the blow surpassed Maki who was bound by the sky and the curse, and she also had a very good predictive ability, almost He was hitting another person under pressure.

What did Patriarch Kamo say just now?

The owner of the Buddhist monastery, his sister?

How can such a bad bamboo forest produce good bamboo shoots?

Touching his chin, Gojo Satoru decided to try the other party.

Hu Zhangyou sensed a strange aura behind him, and reflexively kicked in a roundabout, and was grabbed by the ankle by the opponent.

"The strength is good." Gojo Satoru praised.

The knotweed tugged at the legs but did not pull it out, frowned and raised his head to look at the person, he took a breath of air-conditioning, and was so frightened that he couldn't stand still and fell forward.

To prevent her from getting hurt, Gojo Satoru let go of her ankle and gave her a hand, only to find that the girl's hands were trembling.

"Well... am I that scary?"

He thought he might meet a girl, so he changed his clothes and wore sunglasses.

The result is this reaction? ?

Knotweed took a deep breath, mustered up the courage to look up at the other party again.

Immediately, I understood what happened to the hellish expression some people had when they saw the system.

It was exactly the same, the system didn't change the facial features at all and copied the other party directly, it was completely the child version of the other party.

She originally thought that after the three years in Yokohama, she had handled emotional disputes with ease, but in front of her, "everyone thought I gave birth to the other party's son, but the other party didn't know about it, and now they are still looking for her." It's really never imagined!

How should she explain this? ?

Gojo Satoru noticed that the other party's hands were still shaking, as if he had received a huge shock in his heart, puffed up his cheeks, took off his glasses and turned a handsome face in front of the other party: "Am I not good-looking? Like a ghost?"

Knotweed was pressed against the face and looked directly at the other party. At first, he was a little dazed by his handsomeness, and then he felt a sense of familiarity from the bottom of his heart.

What followed was a strong sense of guilt.

She didn't know whether it was because it had tarnished the other party's innocence, or because it was her old friend.

She once did something to be sorry for the other party.

So much so that the guilt was retained even after the memory was hidden.

Under the strong emotional shock, she made an astonishing move.

"Just a moment."

She pushed away the other party, ran to the side of the watching system at the speed of light, picked him up and ran back, and when Gojo Gojo showed a hellish expression, she stuffed the system into his hand and said: "I don't know you, and I don't know him, either. But since you two look so much alike, I'll give him to you!"

Gojo Satoru lowered his head and looked at the innocent little boy, his excellent brain still running at high speed.

The first thing he thought about was not the identity of the child, but the sentence Naoya Chanyuan said "wrongly sent" last night.

He narrowed his eyes slowly.