I'm Knotweed, I called the police

The system seems to deny everything, but it's more like admitting everything.

But Knotabayu's fist hardened.

She raised the drumstick in her hand and was about to hit the bad rumormonger on the head, but the system hid behind Xia Youjie very flexibly, and the other's wide black sleeves directly covered his body, only revealing a Head with metal cat ears.

The system said confidently: "Am I not right?"

What he said was the truth, as for how others understood it, it was none of his business.

She gritted her teeth in hatred, and had no choice but to say to Xia Youjie, "I don't know Wutiao, trust me."

"Ok."

The young man nodded gently, thinking that no one else could give birth to a child like Gojo Satoru.

Hu Zhangyou immediately said "gentlely" to the system hiding behind him: "Qiqi, come here quickly, don't cause trouble to others."

Based on the analysis of the plot and data, the system felt that he would probably be beaten in the past, so he grabbed Xia You's sleeve with one hand and asked crisply: "Big brother, is he considering raising us? My mother... no, my sister is single now, do you understand? "

A young woman with a baby at a young age is taken back to raise by the ex-best friend of the ex-partner. This plot is always exciting.

Xia Youjie: Oh shit.

Knotweed:? ? ?

"It's funny, this kid can't learn the language well. I will teach him a lesson."

Polygonum cuspidatum took two steps forward and reached out to pull the system. The system showed flexibility that didn't fit the status of a cub, and hid on the other side of Xia Youjie. The two circled around him several times. She felt a little too mentally retarded, so He stopped, trying to kill each other with his eyes.

Xia Youjie thought it was funny, and thought they were both cute, so he said something else considerately: "The last time we met, it seemed to be six years ago. Did you get pestered by the curser again? "

Knotweed was a little pleasantly surprised that he still remembered her, and shook his head happily and said, "I haven't left Yokohama since then, and the other party probably didn't dare to pester her."

Not to mention the curse master, men with a radius of [-] meters have to worry about their personal safety.

He nodded: "Why do you come to Tokyo again now?"

"...For some reason, I left."

"I left three years ago." The system made a meaningless addition.

Xia Youjie looked down at him, and imagined a [-]-word plot of the unmarried and pregnant woman whose parents beat mandarin ducks with sticks, and the girl had to run away with the child, and ended up living on the streets by singing for a living.

He was a little surprised and couldn't help asking: "Does his father know about this?"

Hu Zhangyou was confused: "He doesn't have a father."

The system has said that their reproduction is separated from the central system by the main god after the birth of the soul, which is asexual reproduction.If they had to, they could call the Lord God the Mother God.

Xia Youjie's expression became more complicated.The label of a scumbag is directly attached to Gojo Wu, and the sympathy for her is super doubled.

"...my invitation from six years ago still counts, are you willing to be my family?" He seemed to feel that his words might be ambiguous, and he added after he finished speaking, "It's the meaning of brothers and sisters, not to make friends you."

The crowd of onlookers made a sound of "噫".

The young lady who was so emotional that she lost her wallet spoke bluntly: "Then if you say that, I also want to be her family member, but I just want to be her sister. Raising her family's children is out of sisterhood's duty and not because of her family's greed." Madam."

The girl next to her tugged at her sleeve: "You started in three years, sister."

She was furious: "Don't tarnish my pursuit of cuteness! I'm not a pervert."

The scene became a little awkward.

Xia Youjie felt that he would never be able to reconcile with the monkey in his life, and immediately wanted to throw up his sleeves and leave, but also wanted to hear the answer from Hu Zhangyou.

Knotweed shook his head apologetically: "I don't think it's a problem for me to live alone."

"What about him?" Xia Youjie pointed to the system with a gloomy expression.

She sneered: "Raise him whatever you want, anyway, I can't control him."

Xiao Po System claims to be the youngest child in their civilization, but in fact he has a very bad mind.

A hurt expression appeared on the system's face at the right time. When he started to act, there was never any delay in his expression.

He: "I don't have a mother like you. I'm going to run away from home today. Big brother, take me away. I'm very valuable. Then you can take me to Wutiao's house to extort money."

Xia Youjie smiled: "You have great ideas."

Hu Zhangyou: "...don't make me want to kill you, Qiqi."

The system glanced at the other party's anger level, immediately ran over and hugged her thigh, and said loudly, "I'm sorry! I was wrong! I shouldn't have slandered your innocence!"

But do not change, hey hey.

She looked at his strange but overly cute face, and hated herself for being a kind person who couldn't do anything to children.

Sighing, she said goodbye to Xia Youjie, trying to leave this place quickly and live in another area.

Changing the street, but ran into the knotweed of a man with sutures on his head: "..."

It seems that Tokyo is not suitable for her.

Is it too late to go back to Yokohama?

Forget it, Yokohama is scarier now.

The earth is no longer suitable for her, and she has to find a way to escape to live in outer space.

"Do you need my protection?" She asked the system that made the "ohhh" sound.

The system said confidently: "I put an energy shield here, if someone can break it, I will die with the world."

"This child looks so cute, is it Yuu's child?"

Yan Suo looked lovingly at the little boy who was brought beside Hu Zhangyou, and almost instantly concluded that it was the blood of the Wutiao family.

If he also inherited the no-lower-limit technique, he could find a way to replace that overly powerful guy.

What answered him was a merciless punch to the face by the knotweed.

After narrowly dodging, he was kicked 50 meters away by the ensuing kick.

Standing up staggeringly, his gaze sank, but he still maintained an inscrutable smile: "You are stronger than before, Yuu. But it's a pity that you don't have any spells, and ordinary people have limits. You can also have this fearless temperament."

She chased after him without saying a word, and he ran away without saying a word.

The system came over, shook his head and said, "Tsk tsk tsk, you speak very hard, but you run so fast."

She: "I'm curious about what is written in your personality program."

Why is it so wicked and so damaging.

He: "The writing is very complicated, and you won't understand even if I tell you."

Knotweed Yu slapped him on the head, led him to eat tuna sushi, and strawberry cake after dinner.

Then began his escape career.

This guy Lisuo didn't talk about Wude, so he dispatched many people to kill her.

Fleeing into a hidden corner, she couldn't help but make an angry voice: "Why, can't I hit these people to cause too much harm? They hurt me so much when they hit me with their abilities."

The system that teleported over squatted beside her, and explained leisurely: "Because the magic power will protect the body, even if you kick them down from the [-]th floor, it may not necessarily kill them."

She: "Is there any way to hurt them?"

"Attack with spell power, or use spell tools." The system sighed and said regretfully, "But you just rejected the man who can teach you spell power and provide you with spell tools."

It's not that he doesn't care about her.

She refused the arranged teacher, and there was nothing he could do.

Wanting to see a drama is only a small part of the reason, really.

Knotabagi Yuu: "...so I should really be a magician rather than a supernatural being?"

Three full years!

She had been looking forward to being able to awaken her powers early in the morning for three full years!

It turned out she wasn't a supernatural being at all.

Throwing all the enthusiasm into the ditch.

The system comforted her: "You can't say that. 'Non-existent memory' is a power I carefully selected for you. Do you have any opinions on it?"

She raised her hand to kill this fucking system.

The system ran out in a flash, and quickly disappeared from her sight.

She had no choice but to get tired of running away.

Zenyuan Naoya received a special task.

"Erase the super-class curse object receptor."

What was special was not the task itself, it was not uncommon for him to lose his mind and turn into a monster because of accidentally swallowing the spell. What was special was that he and his father received this task at the same time.

The upper management seems to be particularly fancy about the mission objective, and used the phrase "shoot to kill".

On the way to follow up, I also found that some curse masters were also chasing each other.

It seems that a reward has also been placed on a special website.

"It's interesting." He touched his chin, became interested, and followed it with all his strength.

The two quickly found each other based on the spell marks left on each other.

It was unexpectedly discovered that it was a girl who looked no more than a teenager. The opponent avoided the curse master's attack with agility, and hit the opponent's face at the right time.

That outstanding combat quality and physical strength reminded them all of one person.

A dead person whose surname used to be in a Buddhist monastery.

Vol Heshel.

Zenyuan Naoya: "She doesn't look like a receptor for a spell, and she feels like picking up a spell is another magician killer."

Zhibiren of the Chanyuan: "The higher the level of the curse, the better at hiding itself, don't you know if you try it?"

The next moment, Chanyuan Naoya appeared on Tibon Yuu's body, stopping her retreating movement, and at this moment when it was difficult to react, the machete in the curse master pointed straight at her face.

The strong mantra was released from the body of the knotweed, overturning everything around, forming an empty area with a radius of ten meters.

The dark curse patterns appeared on her arms and waist, and one of her beautiful golden-brown pupils was covered with blood, which was strange and oppressive.

"Wow, it does look like the target." Chanyuan Naoya rolled up his sleeves, "Then I'm going to kill you, little girl."

"Don't run around and eat indiscriminately in your next life. There's nothing wrong with staying at home and serving others, at least it's safe."

Knotweed Yu had a short-term memory blank, and when she came back to her senses, the curse master who was chasing and killing her had already been released, and a young man with blond hair in kimono was talking strange words at length in front of her.

Zenyuan Naoya did not expect that the object of his task would be the girlfriend he secretly talked about in private.

This caught off guard and met the parents.

He had been entangled in the fact that the other party was just an ordinary person, but since they both met and the other party was also in inexplicable danger, he might as well take the opportunity to bring the other party back.

"Yuu, you're just an ordinary person without spell power, and your character is a bit brutal, but you're cute. I can consider marrying you."

Knotweed:?

What happened today was enough to make her feel bad, but now when she heard this feudal trash talk that seemed to be thousands of years ago, she suddenly became angry.

He raised his hand and gave the opponent a loud slap.

Chanyuan Naoya covered his hot and painful handsome face, and widened his eyes in disbelief: "You hit me in front of my father?!"

The person directly next to the Zen courtyard said, "Good fight."

Two people:?

Zenyuan Zhipi came up and slapped Zenyuan Zhizai on the other side of the face, his voice was deafening: "What nonsense are you talking about? This is your aunt!"

Zenyuan Zhizai:? !

Knotweed: Damn it!

What about the system?Get out, I'm going to kill you bastard.

She didn't even need to think about it, this kind of stupid plot of "a lover eventually becomes a aunt and nephew" must have been written by some guy who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement.

As if hearing her inner calling, a white-haired and blue-eyed cub ran over from a distance and hugged her thigh, and looked fiercely at the two men: "What are you doing? You are not allowed to bully my mother!"

Zenyuan Zhibiren & Zenyuan Naozai: Damn it!

Why is there a child who looks exactly like Gojo Satoru when he was a child and hugs her and calls her mother? !

What happened next was very complicated, but to sum it up: Knotweed You, who couldn’t beat the two Zenyuan family members and didn’t believe his explanation, was taken back to the Zenyuan family of a large feudal family, and the system lived the life of a young master as it wished.

What happened today had a great impact on Zenyuan Naoya.

Whether the target of the mission to be killed is his long-lost girlfriend, or the girlfriend is his own aunt, or the girlfriend's child is three years old, and the child's father is the head of the Wutiao family, the deadly enemy of the Chanyuan family, all of them have no idea. It deeply hurt his self-esteem as a feudal man.

He felt that this world was very wrong, and he couldn't believe that Gojo Satoru had the ability to green him, and even made such a big son who inherited the Six Eyes and probably also inherited the No Lower Limit Spell.

His mind was in a mess, and he was almost driven crazy by this outrageous plot. His anger rose from his heart, and his evil turned to his guts. He found Wujo Wu in his contacts and sent a message.

[Your wife is very beautiful, and your son is also very cute. 】

Gojo Satoru, who was on a business trip abroad, gave a strange surprise after receiving the message: "Didn't I block this guy?"

So subconsciously blacked out.

Then look at the content of the message.

Seeing him, he gave another snort, added the other party's friend back, and asked the other party incredulously.

【Wujo Wu: What did you just say? 】

Where did he get his wife and children?

[Caiyun Zhuzhu: Wrong post. 】

【Wujo Satoru: I'll finish my business trip right away, don't move around in Kyoto, I'll beat you to death when I go back. 】

I really didn't expect this guy to be a good wife, and the master of the Buddhist monastery didn't interrupt his dog legs, so let him do the work for him.