I'm Knotweed, I called the police

Knotweed Yu's mind went blank for a moment.

Who is she, where is this place, what is this child up to?

Why is her child three and a half years old when she opens her eyes?

Wait... Where did she come from, a big girl with yellow flowers? !

"Are you okay?" The little boy shook his hand in front of her and said to himself, "I shouldn't have installed your memory wrongly."

The word "memory" immediately touched the DNA of Polygonum cuspidatum, she sat up from the bed and stared at him: "Who are you?"

"If you want, I can be your own son. It just so happens that we don't have any money now, why don't we blackmail the owner of this face? He has money!"

The boy touched his face, as if touching some painting.

The scene is a bit weird.

Knotweed narrowed his eyes: "Is my ability the fault of yours?"

"What's wrong with that? I can arrange any kind of relatives and lovers for you. And they have murderous intentions for you, isn't it great?"

She heard her fist harden, and she punched the soft pillow and said, "Give me some morals, please?!"

"In our civilization, there is no such thing. There is no ethics, morality, law and humanity." He had a smile on his face, very vivid, but the arc was too accurate, "If you want to say the right thing, based on data analysis, I have three-digit reasons for being right."

"who are you?"

"My position is converted into a name that you can recognize. I am a person from the Ninth Civilization. My first name is 'Qi' and my nickname is 'Qiqi'. I suggest you call me Qiqi, which is more friendly." .”

"Can you give me the cause and effect? ​​Why did you bind me, why did I become like this?"

"This starts with my hometown. The Ninth Civilization, we call it a data civilization. Except for the soul, everything in the world is made up of data. Each of us has power and life beyond gods, but The population is shrinking."

In the long process of civilization evolution, they abandoned emotion and embraced reason, and the reason developed to the extreme is another existence of "data".

Although they have souls that are different from data, they have lost their desires, emotions, and humanity, and their lifestyles are no different from the operating modes of artificial intelligence.The disappearance of the desire to survive and reproduce has caused their population to show negative growth.

One day, they suddenly realized that civilization was about to perish.

There was not much resistance, and he accepted it calmly.

But when looking back at the history of race development, they became interested in the "human nature" that originally distinguished humans from the dead, sparking a renaissance.

This is partly because they feel this is a way to save civilization, but more importantly, they have a desire for something they have been denied since birth.

"Because in our civilization, emotions have been recorded in data centuries ago, we turned our attention to other civilizations. We studied and analyzed the lower civilizations that we had discovered, and transformed personality into data. into the data structure of newborns."

The system thought of something, and made an analogy to the data of this world: "For example, the initial personalities of Verlaine and Zhongyuan Zhongye consisted of 2383 lines of programs. This is a very crude data composition and loading, which will cause great personality defects. And our personality is immaculately loaded. Perhaps because of this, their souls have developed a true humanity in the subsequent development, while we have always been the original image, lacking variety and authenticity."

"So we package ourselves into a system, go to the lower civilizations in person, follow the target person, try to regain humanity or have a lower goal and have real emotions."

Knotweed: "Then did you succeed?"

He: "I don't know. When this project was launched, our population was 100 million. By the time I was born, the population was [-]. Most of the previous clansmen died, and a few were disconnected from their hometown. connect."

Polygonum cuspidatum was silent for a while for this astonishing population change and said, "My condolences."

"Thank you, although I don't feel sad about this, but in order to thank you for your comfort, I will start this procedure."

There were big teardrops dripping from the boy's beautiful big eyes, but his eyes were still clear and calm, showing two points of strangeness.After about ten seconds, his expression became sad again, as if he was very sad.

"It's the first time I cry, I'm not skilled in business, I'm sorry." He said.

Knotabagi Yuu, who was about to continue comforting him: "...forget it, it's not sad and there's no need to force it."

"Although my emotions are often not in place, my personality is perfect. This happens because no empathy was entered when entering the personality, and all the clan members who entered empathy before died, so I made a correction. "He emphasized.

In terms of their strength, the only possibility to die is to not want to live.

"So why did you choose me?"

"When I found you, you just happened to be killed without complaint. The identity of that person is very special. I was studying the bloody literature of your world at the time, and I found it very interesting, so I asked you a question."

"what is the problem?"

"Do you have any wishes that you want to achieve?"

"what?"

"Your answer is to hope that everyone can live a long life. Including the person who killed you."

The system can still remember everything that happened, but the day of the meeting made him particularly impressed.

He couldn't use data to analyze the expression of Knotweed Yu's soul state at that time.

Moreover, it is rare to capture a piece of irrelevant information from his mind.

Knotweed is an herb that can heal people.

It's an inexplicable association that he hasn't figured out so far, so he grew knotweed flowers on the balcony.

Bind her too.

"According to the regulations, we are not allowed to change the past, so I asked you if other parallel worlds are okay, and you agreed."

So he picked up a few worlds that were going to be broken (including the parallel world of her world), mended them, added some energy himself, and brought her in.

"Before we enter the lower civilization, we have to make three chapters with the main god. We can't destroy other people's ecology at will. If it is a hopeless world, we can make changes to a certain extent, and the extent depends on the indicators obtained. The indicators are from Emotional data collected from the host."

"Wait a minute." Knotweed Yu hammered the pillow again, got something, and looked unhappy, "That is to say, while fabricating memories that don't exist, you use the authority obtained from the emotional data generated by the memories to change the world. Increase the authenticity of memory?"

"Yes. This is a virtuous circle, and it is updated every seven days, and it is a brand new emotion. According to the data analysis, the first emotion is stronger than the subsequent ones. When the threshold is reached, the subsequent emotions will be stronger, so we made reserve."

She sneered: "What do you want to cut the leeks? Let the leeks forget that they have been cut after one cut, and then cut it again."

The system said cutely with the face of a little boy: "Although those stinky men are just my leeks, you are my little baby. I like you the most, and I will not change your memory."

Knotweed Yu has completely despaired of this guy's integrity.

"go on."

"Because my act of cutting leeks is considered cheating, so the Lord God took back my authority after finding out that I almost wiped out the world and then found out that I was cheating."

He spoke very fast, trying to hide his embarrassment.

This is the same as when a child is beaten after cheating, and the parents come to find a place and find out that the child cheated.A miserable word was engraved on his leg.

Hu Zhangyou laughed for a long time when he heard this, and asked: "If that's the case, will the broken passive disappear?"

The system broke her fantasy: "This is an inherent skill, written into your DNA. It's just that there is no real data to support it, that is to say, only delete your memory every seven days, without erasing traces."

The smile gradually faded away, and Knotweed said angrily, "You don't want to engrave everything into my DNA!"

System: "According to the data analysis, in order to achieve the ending where everyone lives a long life, it is the best solution to let the villains fall in love with you. It saves time and effort, and there are few accidents. The main conflict is on you, and it can also consume them internally."

Knotweed took a deep breath and asked, "Can you stop considering the horror of this matter based on data analysis?"

"Just like your breathing instinct, doing data analysis is our instinct."

"It's because of this that you don't have feelings and are ignorant of the world."

"You're right, I'll try to correct it later." The system seemed to be talking and nodded, and then said, "This method is feasible. Don't you see that Yokohama is much more peaceful?"

Knotweed thought about the supernatural criminals he had caught in those years, and felt that the system was talking nonsense.

"According to... If you need, I can show you the death statistics and financial loss statistics of the original world line."

"No... tell me about me."

"Although your wish is very simple, it is difficult to realize, so I put you into the time before the start of the world line you are in, and hide your memory according to the regulations. When you who belong to this world start the main line, you will Simultaneously restore memory."

There will definitely be no reference at that time.

After all, gender and status are different.

"Me in this world?"

"Haven't you seen it?"

She slowly opened her eyes wide: "Youren...is a boy."

System: "One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers. If he is a girl, only one of you will live."

"Oh... then when will the main storyline you mentioned start?"

For her to make such a wish, she must have encountered very sad things.

Even if you don't know what's going to happen in advance, it's good to be prepared.

"The countdown is one year and three months."

"so fast?"

"Three years have passed since your last birthday, thanks to Fyodor. It took me three years to repair the world and reinstall your soul and body."

When the system said this, a humanized resentment appeared on his face, as if he was brooding over his overturned car.

She gloats a little: "Didn't your statistics tell you he's a lunatic?"

"Human nature is the subject of my research, isn't it? Data calculation is based on big data, and he is obviously not in big data."

"Does that hurt you in any way?"

He said flatly: "Even if the world is blown up, it won't hurt me."

"Excellent." She complimented a few words perfunctorily, and asked, "So, Master System, who is omnipotent, what should I do now?"

"Go out and work to support me."

Knotweed:?

A sentence from the system dragged her back from worrying about the future to worrying about the present: "Your assets have been wiped out. But now you have to support not only yourself but also me."

When she heard the words, she took out her mobile phone sadly and took a look, and was so frightened that she smashed the mobile phone against the wall.

"I...why do I have so many contacts?!"

Fuck, it feels like everything she knows is on it.

"Well." The system said slowly, "I have been punished for cheating. Not only do I need to appear as a physical body, but I also have to return the memory that changed them before. What I thought was fresh before was the strongest. Now it seems that emotions The cumulative effect is also very good.”

She choked for breath, almost cried, and asked choked up: "Are you kidding?"

The system shook its head cruelly; "You can make a phone call to see if the other party remembers you."

"I'll hit...I'll kill you!"

The knotweed rushed over, and the system was pressed on the bed by her, with an indifferent expression on her immature face that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

She looked at the other party's overly cute face and weak body, and she couldn't let go of her clenched fist no matter what, and even slowly loosened it.

Gritting her teeth fiercely, she roughly tugged at the other's cheek, which felt so good in the hand, and then rubbed it violently.

In a corner she couldn't see, cunning flashed in the eyes of the system.

He uses this face on purpose because it's so cute that he'll be forgiven for doing whatever he does.

On Monday, when he opened his eyes and faced the fucked up world, Knotweed You, who was so poor that he only had a house and a system, firmly rejected the system's suggestion of "just find someone to raise him", and took him out to work.

As an excellent person with many skills, even if it is just a part-time job, Knotweed can easily find a job.

It was now approaching noon, and when they passed by the street band, they found that the other party was going to have a big meal, so they asked the other party if they could borrow the equipment, and after getting permission, they directly started singing on the street.

Drum set and vocalist: Yuzhang Yu

DJs who also collect money: the system

The pair quickly attracted a crowd of onlookers.

The three-year-old genius DJ wore metal cat ears on his head, and operated the equipment with a cute face. The first song revealed that he was an old Two-dimensional thing.

"ヒビカセ (Let It Resound)"

Hu Zhangyou raised his eyebrows, took a breath, and began to sing smoothly.

The crowd who were originally attracted by the magical combination of the two of them was attracted by the singing, and the screen master breathed and listened.

After she finished singing, the system sensibly ran to the crowd holding the cardboard box containing the lollipops, looking at them expectantly with big watery eyes.

A group of people covered their chests one after another, feeling even more unable to breathe.

Such a cute little child actually exists!

The girl above said boldly, "Can I meow?"

The system tilted its head and thought for a while and said, "Yes, but you need to pay extra. I want to eat tuna sushi at noon, and I want to eat strawberry cake for dessert."

The girl couldn't take it anymore and took out her wallet and stuffed it into the box: "I'll give you everything."

Others followed suit one after another. Although they were not as advanced, the boxes were quickly filled.

Take out the other person's wallet, take out two pieces of money, and hand the wallet back. The system bows very politely and says, "Meow Meow Meow, thank you for your patronage Meow, please support Meow more."

Xia Youjie passing by couldn't help casting a strange look.

He didn't like to mix in the crowd of ordinary people, but this kid was so familiar that he was a copy of a certain guy.

It is obviously impossible for Gojo Satoru to be so well-behaved and cute when he was a child, and it is almost impossible for a 26-year-old child to become like this under the spell.

Then there is only one answer left: this child is the son of Gojo Satoru.

So why did Gojo Satoru's son fall into the meow business?

Could it be that the Wujo family went bankrupt?

Or is it that the group of old immortals sit and watch the blood of the Wutiao family wander outside?

Just as he was wondering, the little boy had passed through the crowd and walked right in front of him, raising his head and staring at him with the same cute expression as before looking at the others.

Slowly taking out a wad of money, but refusing to put it in, Xia Youjie said in a coaxing tone: "Little friend, can you answer me a question?"

The system nodded cutely: "Just ask."

"What's your last name?"

"My surname is not Wutiao, my surname is Huzhang. She is not my mother, but the one who raised me."

The system pointed to the knotweed you who came over and said.

Xia Youjie: Oh shit.

Knotweed You, who came here because he was worried that he would be crushed by the crowd:? ? ?