I'm Knotweed, I called the police

After Chanyuan Naoya heard that Wujo Wu had come into the house and was still missing, he didn't dare to suspect that the world was wandering, and immediately planned to run away.

But because his popularity is really not good, and he has been distracted today, so it was too late to know.Before he could run out of the gate of the Chanyuan house, he was caught and beaten by Gojo Satoru.

The already damaged handsome face directly turned into a pig's head.

"You have to talk well in the future, you know?"

Gojo Satoru patted him on the head, and the head fell directly into the ground before Shi Shiran stood up and teleported to the outside of a certain wall.

Knotabagi You, who was planning to escape by jumping over the wall, didn't know what was waiting for her on the other side of the wall.She tugged at the flushed face of the system, and lifted him up to hang him on the wall, but a hand stretched out from the wall naturally took the child.

"Thank you." She thanked subconsciously, and then heard the other party say "You're welcome", and didn't realize what was wrong for a while, she climbed up to the wall nimbly, sat on the top of the wall and was about to jump down.

Below, a big man taller than 1.9 meters opened his arms to catch her.

She immediately gasped.

Hu Zhangyou slowly retracted his legs, smiled awkwardly, and before he had time to say anything, he heard the voice of a fourth person.

"Are you planning to elope?"

It was people who were woken up by people in turn shouting in their ears, "The young master was beaten by Gojo Wutiao, Patriarch, please go and have a look".

Gojo Satoru: "It seems that you can say that."

In this awkward and speechless atmosphere, the system slapped his thigh and said, "Wonderful."

The plot of this fiancée who is not recognized by the family, after defeating the villain (Naoya) who tried to do orthopedics, elopes with the baby and is caught by the feudal patriarch on the spot, it is really wonderful!

Knotweed almost fell out of breath and passed out.

why!

Why is she caught almost every time she climbs over the wall!

Why do you have to face such an embarrassing and explosive situation every time? !

Extremely depressed, she even had the dark idea of ​​"the world will explode right now".

But she had to face the fact that she covered her face and said, "Can you pretend that I don't exist?"

"I'm afraid it's a bit difficult." Seeing that she didn't intend to jump down, Gojo Wujo withdrew his hand regretfully, picked up the system and lifted him up, saying, "Is this your child?"

The knotweed expression is indifferent: "No, whoever wants it can pick it up."

She stopped serving.

The system wrapped its arms around Gojo Wu's neck, and said innocently, "Uncle, you are so handsome, you look like me."

"Shouldn't you be like me?" Wujo Wu asked back.

The system always felt that this person had some bad intentions, so he said flatteringly, "I mean, he looks like my long-lost biological father."

The Zhipi people of the Chanyuan said at the right time: "It's all here, let's go for a paternity test."

"No—" the people on the wall shouted, and the knotweed that had been deeply hurt by the "paternity test" directly crushed the tiles on the wall.

In the eyes of the two "You really have a ghost", she swallowed a mouthful of old blood with hatred, and smiled: "You may not believe it, I really never gave birth to a child, and he is not human."

The system showed a shocked and painful expression, clutching its chest artificially and said, "You call me inhuman."

Immediately, he opened his mouth to spread rumors, without blinking his eyes.

"I know that you are in poor health and often lose your memory because of your grandmother, so no matter what you say, I am not angry, and I follow you, comfort you, and say that I am not your child. But it is too much to say that I am not human Now, are you still denying my personality?"

Knotabagi Yuu: "...I'm sorry, but you have gone too far."

System: "I'm sorry, you forgive me... ouch!"

Gojo Satoru grabbed one side of his face and pulled very hard.

"Children, it's better not to be so arrogant. Even if you look as cute as I was when I was a child, you won't be forgiven by everyone."

The system paused.

There is a feeling of being seen through.

He was sure that the other party couldn't see through his essence, no matter how buggy the six eyes were, they were only at the "creation" level.And the structure of this synthetic body is a complete copy of the opponent's juvenile body, without any mistakes.

Hu Zhang Youxin said that as expected, wicked people will be tortured by wicked people. After calming down, she said nonchalantly, "Go on, I suddenly felt that the weather today is not suitable for going out, so I went back first."

"Wait." Wujo Satoru shouted.

She was so frightened that she put her legs back into the wall, put her hands on her knees and looked at him obediently.

Gojo Satoru nodded in satisfaction and said, "How old are you?"

Hu Zhangyou lowered his head to calculate, then raised his head again, and said firmly, "Fifteen."

Although she is actually eighteen, but trying to make others think that she can't give birth to such a big sonjpg.

"Oh~ just right. Are you depressed by the dreary atmosphere in the Buddhist monastery? Do you feel at a loss about your career as a conjurer? Do you want a teacher who is so powerful and invincible? No matter what your answer is, come to us Go to school in Tokyo!"

Gojo Satoru held the little bastard of the system in his arms. He was obviously an adult, but he looked cuter than a cub. Every eyelash that curled up read "Promise me quickly."

But Hu Zhang You, who had never thought about going to school at all, slowly shook his head after experiencing a lot of struggle: "No."

She is not suitable for activities with a period of activity longer than one week.

"Okay." Gojo Satoru was a little disappointed, but immediately asked with bright eyes again, "Then do you consider elope with me?"

"..." She leaned back, pointed to the cub in his arms, and said, "You can elope with him."

She is tired and doesn't want to see the system recently.

System: "I'm going to start crying."

"It's not impossible." Gojo Satoru took out his phone, pressed his elbow on the system's head, took a photo, sent it to the family chat room, and then turned off the phone.

System: "Wow."

He's OK again!

Next is the story of the Gojo family and the Zenyuan family robbing their heirs, and the Kamo family trying to marry the young lady of the Zenyuan family in troubled waters!

Yu Zhangyou didn't know what Gojo Satoru had done, but when he saw the excited expression on the system's face, he immediately had a bad feeling.

She tried to jump back into the wall again, planning to go directly to the back mountain to hide for a few days until Monday.

At this time, the Zhipi people from the Buddhist monastery who had been watching the show called to stop her.

"What kind of weapon do you like?"

She paused, thought for a while, and answered seriously: "I have used a knife before."

"Hmm." The person directly adjacent to the Zenyuan didn't say much, and disappeared in place.

After Wujo Satoru exchanged a glance with the system, he sneered: "Want to go to my house to eat and drink? Don't even think about it."

Then he directly raised the system with one hand and threw him into the wall like throwing a baseball.

There was a sound of "bang", and Hu Zhangyou looked back to see the unscathed system sitting in the big pit with indifferent eyes.

The system figured out why Gojo Satoru saw that he was wrong.

It's just because of the sentence "he is not human" and the confidence in "I am the best and unique in the world" by Hu Zhangyou.

This kind of annoying guy who doesn't even want to do data analysis.

"Then I'll see you later." Gojo Satoru and Knotabagi Yuu waved goodbye, and disappeared in the same place in an instant.

Seeing her was so envious.

She also wants to learn teleportation woo woo woo.

The arrival of Gojo Satoru plunged the Chanyuan family into a strange atmosphere.

Especially when they saw Polygonum cuspidatum leading the system passing by, their expressions became even weirder.

They are really a little confused about the current plot unfolding.

First of all, it is certain that Gojo Satoru has seen the mother and son (?), and secondly, it is known that Gojo Satoru beat Master Naoya severely.

Judging from these two incidents, the other party seemed to recognize their identities, but Gojo Satoru didn't take them home directly, and let them stay at the Chanyuan's house.

Could it be that he intends to let his son become the head of the Buddhist monastery, and then directly annex it?

This intention is too sinister!

Unaware that he has evolved to the point where "a married daughter throws water, she suddenly returns home to help her husband seize her own property", Knotweed calmly finished his meal and met Maki in the small forest.

In order to teach the opponent to fight skills.

Although Zenyuan Maki is the direct blood of the Zenyuan family, she has always been at the bottom of the chain of contempt because she has no spells and cannot even see the spirit of the spell.Apart from honing some fighting skills when being bullied, no one "taught".

That is, after the arrival of the knotweed, it was because of that suffocating reason that the status of the family was improved, and because of this, she had a strong desire to become stronger.

Today, after discussing with Wujo Wu to start school early, the other party suggested that she find the nearest Polygonum cuspidatum to learn first.

Indeed, Polygonum cuspidatum, who has been taught by various bigwigs in turn, is more than enough to teach her such a cute newbie.

In the Buddhist monastery house, which is full of speculation and gossip, the two girls who are still working hard late at night are touching.

The Zenyuan Zhipier quietly appeared behind Hu Zhangyou and stabbed her in the back with a cold scabbard.

Knotweed:! !

What was faster than turning her head was her fist.

It was blocked by a beautiful knife guard.

An unknown inscription was painted on the scabbard, and there were dull scratches and crimson stains that looked like dried blood on the quaint hilt.

"Hey." He had a smile on his face, "Superior magic tool, a side weapon made by a certain generation of Muramasa for a super-class conjurer, isn't it beautiful?"

Knotweed Yu: "It's very beautiful. You can feel the sharpness through the scabbard."

The last time she saw such a beautiful sword was Fukuchi Sakurachi's Yu Gozen.

It was a good sword known as the "Magic Sword". In the hands of Fukuchi Sakurachi, it exerted a hundred times the power, enough to cut through mountains and rivers.

"Its previous owners died very young."

The reputation of the demon sword Muramasa is widely spread, and the magic tool made with the Muramasa sword seems to be more evil.

Knotweed was stunned for a moment: "Does it have anything to do with it?"

"If you think it's okay, it's yours."

Throwing the knife into the opponent's arms, the person next to the Zen courtyard took a few sips of wine, found a big tree and sat down on the spot, looking up at the bright moon in the sky.

"The world is different." After feeling unclear, he looked at Maki who looked disgusted from the corner of his eye, and said with a smile, "What are you looking at? Without your share, the Chanyuan family will not give you anything. of."

And Gojo Satoru will give you the best.

I hope that when you come back, you will either destroy the Chanyuan family, or be a different family head.

"Tsk." Maki looked indifferent, "I didn't expect it at all, and sooner or later I'll beat you all to the ground."

"It's a good idea, just like you want to be a magician." The man from the Chanyuan gave a thumbs up, as if he didn't care, and continued to drink.

Knotweed touched the knife leisurely, glanced at Maki, then at the old man, and said, "Well... do you want to try this knife?"

The old man raised his eyelids, as if he wasn't interested.

She: "Come on, come on, if I try with Maki, I'm afraid I'll hurt her."

She also wanted to try the effect of the magic tool in the battle with the conjurer.

If it works, she will be able to change her previous embarrassment and run away from the group of people who were chasing her.

"Row."

The Zenyuan Zhipier stood up unsteadily, and appeared in front of her in an instant, holding the scabbard and pulling it backwards.

The silver blade shone coldly under the moonlight. Although it was forged hundreds of years ago, it was still bright, but it was a bit eerie.

Reflections cast an ominous red.

Polygonum cuspidatum felt the coolness coming from the blade, and this coolness directly penetrated into her soul, and at the same time she faintly felt its strong fighting spirit.

This is a knife that was born for fighting, but it has been sealed for many years because of the reputation of the Lord Eater.

She waved it to her heart's content.

And it also chirped happily, as if approving her way of using it.

"Huh." The Zenyuan Zhipiren opened his eyes soaked in alcohol, a little surprised, "You have learned... the swordsmanship to kill people."

The person who taught her must have killed many, many people to have such direct and concise swordsmanship.

"Is there such a difference in swordsmanship?" She tilted her head.

She herself seems to have some basic foundation, and she has been guided by Ozaki Koyo, Fukuzawa Yukichi and Fukuji Sakurachi successively. Their swordsmanship has their own style, which is difficult for others to imitate, and she also has her own views and habits .

When holding the knife, I didn't think about killing people, but recognized its sharpness, so I swung it naturally.

He will not hesitate and hold back just because he doesn't want to kill someone.

"Very good," he said, and added, "It's a good thing to have no hesitation and worry."

Then fight her seriously.

When hitting the climax of the moon, he stopped suddenly, fell back, leaned back to the original tree and started drinking.After drinking the wine in the flagon, he began to curse and say some incomprehensible words.

The system came out of nowhere with a bowl hanging around its neck, and ran over with a jar of wine in its hand. Each person gave out a bowl and started pouring wine for them.

Then they cursed and turned into three people.

Maki: "Zenyuan Naozai is a big idiot, all the men in the Zenyuan family are idiots!"

Knotweed You: "Well said!"

The old man of the Buddhist monastery: "The Yusan family are all idiots!"

Knotweed You: "Well said!"

Knotweed: "One day! One day! I will put a knife on the necks of those dog men! Ask them!"

Maki opened her eyes in a daze: "Ask them what?"

You: "Ask them... think about it carefully for my old lady, are you worthy of falling in love?!"

Maki: "Not worthy!!!"

Old man: "Why 'they'?"

"Hehe." Knotthu Zhangyou was completely unconscious, but he clenched his fist reflexively when he mentioned this matter, "Of course it's because of more than one person."

A man who has the intent to kill an innocent young girl is shit! ! !

"So besides Gojo Satoru and Naoya, you have other men."

Hu Zhang opened his big dull eyes in a daze, and said dully, "Huh?"

Knotweed You, who missed the opportunity to clarify, was caught by the maid the next day before he woke up from his hangover, washed, changed and dressed, and took him to the reception room.

Then he sat with the system in his arms in a daze among a bunch of old men, not knowing who he was, where he was, and what he was doing.

Until a deafening cry came into her mind.

"We will absolutely not allow the blood of the Wutiao family to leak out!!! If necessary, we can immediately hire her for two days to hold a wedding. At that time, she will be the rightful wife of our family, and the young master will also be the rightful heir of our family."

The elder of the Wutiao family almost shouted out his throat, but the effect was very obvious. Everyone's eyes fell on him, including the fugue Knotabayu and the system in her arms.

He smiled at them both, kindness in every crease of his face.

"Ma'am, don't worry, although the head of the family is not stingy and doesn't care about his status, the rest of our Wutiao family are sensible. No matter what happened to you before, from now on, you will be the head of our Wutiao family." lady."