Time is the butcher knife

Yiermi kindly invited me to his house. Although I really want to see the legendary grievances of the wealthy family, maybe I can see Yiermi being abused by his stepmother. I always feel that this is a rare scene!No, no, Lia, you can't be so bad, he is already so miserable, you still want to see his jokes now?This is simply too inhumane!You can't be controlled by the devil's desire, you should be an honest and good boy!

I turned my head to look at Yiermi, who was texting with his head down.Probably because he felt my gaze, he turned his head and stared at me. Of course, I know his staring is different from ordinary people. When he stared at me expressionlessly, he just responded to my gaze indifferently. .Being looked at by him like this, I suddenly recalled the few months I lived with him before, and I also recalled the urination of Ilmi, who was almost forgotten by me and went to another world just now.He will definitely cheat me to get a nun!

I said calmly: "If I go to your house, will you charge me a ticket?"

Yi Ermi replied with his usual expressionless face and surprised tone: "What are you talking about, isn't it a matter of course to entertain friends from afar? There will be no charge."

Huh?

I looked suspiciously at the Yier fan, but his paralyzed face seemed to be more completely paralyzed than a few years ago, and now there is no flaw at all... I really want to sigh that time is not forgiving, the former Yier Although Mi has no expression most of the time, if you communicate with him more, you can still see his various expressions. In that case, it will probably give people the impression that "this kid is more serious and doesn't like to laugh." Damn, it's completely facial nerve necrosis now!Can't he grow up a little bit for the better?

Wait, he seemed to have said something terrible just now with a blank face, so he is willing to entertain me for free without charging money?Did he really grow up and mature, and not always get into the money hole like he was a child? (I later learned that he just learned not to be greedy for petty gains and to put a long line to catch big fish.)

"Ah, here we are."

After Yiermi finished speaking, the car stopped in front of a huge stone wall, maybe it was a city wall?The tour guide let us all get off the car, and then began to explain: "This is the main entrance of the Hakkas who beat the enemy. It is also known as the 'gate to the underworld'. There is no exit. It is named because it cannot come out alive."

"Huh? Is this a door? No matter how you look at it, it's just a stone wall. Although it looks like a door, it's too big!"

I don't know who among the passengers complained, and then the tour guide explained:

"To get inside, you have to go through the door next to the guard room. But then you can't visit the private land."

"No." Il fans patted me on the shoulder and said to me: "Because people used to come to our house and blow up the door if they couldn't open it. It’s a small door, but usually that door is for Sanmao.”

"Who is Sanmao?"

"The watchdog I picked up."

I silently looked at the huge stone door, then turned my head to look at the small door next to it, and asked Yi Ermi speechlessly: "Then how do we get in now?"

"Of course you go through the main entrance. The small door on the side is for Sanmao."

Enough is enough, stop reminding me that it's a dog hole thing!

Ilmi had already walked towards the gate talking to himself, and I followed behind him, wondering if the surname beat enemy was full enough to build this kind of door, and get a normal door with a lock is it not OK?But in fact, I don't care, anyway, Yier fans said that they want to entertain me, so I just need to follow him through the door, anyway, I don't have to deal with this door by myself.Thinking of this, I feel better, yes, I am still his savior, of course he should open the door to welcome me!It's strange, why do I suddenly feel like I'm getting rich?

Yi Ermi reached out and pushed the door open, and then dodged in.I wanted to follow him in, but as soon as I got to the door, the door slammed shut, and I almost got hit on the nose. Fortunately, I reacted quickly and took a step back in time.

...What's the situation?Didn't you say you want to treat me well?Could it be that he repented when he felt that there was no money to make?

Ah, how embarrassing, so many people are watching...

The tour guide walked up to me and said to me: "I heard from my seniors that a tourist opened the door to enter, and then he seemed to be treated as a guest. I didn't expect that someone could really open the door to enter! Sir, you Do you know the guy who just walked in?"

"……do not know."

I'm going to turn around and go back to the bus and wait to go down the mountain. How can this kind of big stone gate be pushed open? I'm not from the strengthening department, so stop joking!

Suddenly the door was opened from the inside again, it was Yi Ermi.

"Why don't you come in?" he asked me.

I couldn't help but rolled my eyes, and didn't want to admit that I couldn't open the door, so I said to him annoyed: "Anyway, you opened the door, so why don't you just let me in?"

"No, you have to open the door and come in by yourself. This is the rule at home."

"What a broken rule, did you have to get up and push the door open when you were dying of illness?"

The door slammed shut again, this time it didn't close automatically, but was pushed shut from the inside!that bastard!

I looked around with my eyes, and everyone looked at me expectantly, as if I was sure that I could open the door as easily as Il fans... Don't do this, I will be under pressure, if you push at this time If you don't open the door, wouldn't you be ashamed and thrown to the Dark Continent!No, you have to be a little more confident, Leah, at least you have passed the hunter's license, haven't you?I consoled myself and felt much calmer.Then I put my hand on the door and pushed it hard...it didn't go away...and pushed it hard again...it didn't go away again.I silently turned my head and looked at the small door that had been emphasized several times by Il fans just now, and then said solemnly:

"Hmph, people with strong limbs and a simple mind will push this kind of door. Of course, people with brains should go through the door next to the guard room!"

I muttered at a volume audible to the people around me and walked to the guard's room. I wanted to borrow the key from the old guard, so I just told him that I was a friend of Yiermi. I don't know if he believed it or not.But just now Yi Ermi talked to me, he should have seen it too, right?It works!

I was about to speak, but the old man interrupted me first: "You'd better go through the main door, this side door is Sanmao..."

He hasn't finished his sentence yet, but I can't listen anymore. When I heard the word "Sanmao", I remembered the face of Yi Ermi just now, and directly translated the second half of the old man's sentence into "This is a dog." hole", so I got impatient.

"Stop talking, old man, just give me the key!"

not good!I accidentally said what was in my heart just now, without artistic processing!Will you be offended if you call him "old man" directly?It should be called "Old Man"!The corners of the old man's eyes twitched, as if he was really angry. He thought he would never give me the key, but unexpectedly he took out the key very readily!

I took the key in surprise, and was pushed out of the guard room before I could react.Forget it, never mind, as long as I can enter the door, I can't wait to enter the kitchen of Yiermi's house!

Open the door, walk in... why is there a huge dog-shaped creature in front of my eyes?No, it's a dog-shaped monster!Is this a hellhound?Sanmao?Didn't Yiermi say that it was the watchdog he picked up? It can't be called a dog at all!One of his paws is bigger than my whole body!

Scared... scared to death!How can there be such an ugly animal!I really want... I really want to dissect it!No, no, this is someone else's pet. Although it is ugly, it is also someone else's property, so don't touch it!

When I was in the ideological struggle, the dog-shaped monster didn't give me time to think, it just opened its mouth wide and moved towards it. It had a serious bad breath!Its fangs are almost touching my skin.good chance!Now is the time to dissect this beast in the name of self-defense!I'm so smart!

"Sanmao."

It was Yiermi's voice, the monster stopped moving, turned its head to look at Yiermi, then barked twice and wagged its tail!It's really a dog!I put away the dagger, feeling super powerless, the world is so big that there are all kinds of dogs...

Just as I was sighing, the dog came over again, stuck out its tongue and licked me from top to bottom!Help!Dirty and smelly, dog saliva all over the body, it's really disgusting!

I turned my head and looked at Yiermi angrily, he must have ordered it!In the end, I actually saw Yi Ermi pursing her lips and laughing?What are you doing, laughing at me?

asshole!When you should laugh, your face is paralyzed, and when you shouldn't laugh, you laugh vigorously. It's so irritating!

"It can't be, Leah," he said to me, "you've got to open the door and come in, or Mom's going to shoot you in the head with a shotgun."

"I can't push it away." I decided to play a scoundrel, and there is no need to be polite to the person who has played a trick on me just now.

"You can go to the doorman who just gave you the key and let him train you for a few days."

"...No, he will definitely cheat me."

"Otherwise, I won't be able to entertain you well, and I can only have a light meal with you at the place where the guard lives."

Then I might as well have a quick meal alone!

"Don't look down on people, I haven't tried hard just now!"

So irritating, so irritating!Is there such a thing as hospitality?Threatening to blow my head off?

I walked to the gate again, took off the weight that Big Sister Biski asked me to wear, pushed the door open with all my strength and walked in, then raised my chin and looked at Ilmi.He seems to be grinning again, maybe it's just my illusion, because he quickly turned his back to me, walked forward on his own, and my chin was raised too high.... ..can't see clearly...

The author has something to say: something will happen next month, there may not be much free time, and the update will slow down