Time is the butcher knife

I found myself standing in the middle of the road, surrounded by cars... Hughes, are you trying to kill me?Am I supposed to get knocked over and start the drama in the hospital?I feel that my brain can't function properly, and I can't understand the situation in front of me, but I think that the developer is that unreliable big talker, and I don't really need to go into it. Maybe it's just me thinking too much about the hidden plot.By the way, where did Fei Tan go?

Just as I was looking around to find someone, suddenly a large truck in front of me braked suddenly, and then the row of cars behind stopped suddenly, and a group of drivers poked their heads out of the windows and started swearing.

A burly man in a vest ran up to me and cursed: "Smelly brat, don't you die! If you want to die, don't come in the way of others! If you want to die, don't pick a place..."

"I'm sorry..." Damn Hughes, is it really okay for the first NPC to appear so aggressive?I personally think that in LVG games, the person who jumps out of the car should be a motorcycle busty. This kind of vest is really eye-catching... Will this setting really scare away the nerds?

The big man in the vest is still swearing. I don't think we can get any useful information from this NPC. The swearing is so realistic that there is no repetition... Maybe the setting of this NPC is just to increase the sense of reality of the game.It's just a passerby NPC, I decided to ignore him.I seem to have caught a glimpse of a beautiful girl with fluttering hair just now, let's hurry up and attack the heroine, and forget about this kind of inexplicable passer-by NPC.

I kicked the passer-by NPC in the first hand, and then calmly crossed the road amidst the NPCs' scolding.In fact, the sense of reality of this game is quite strong. As the work of the big talker, it should be considered good.As I was walking, I suddenly thought of a question, should I attack beautiful women or handsome men?Uh... This kind of profound question... Forget it, it's just mixed with the plot. The so-called LVG game just needs to wait silently for the protagonist to appear.But should I look for system prompts?

"Auntie, may I ask if you saw a dwarf in a high collar passing by just now?"

"No."

"Okay, auntie, bring me two meat buns!"

"No."

"Then here are two vegetable buns!"

"No."

"The bean paste bun?"

"No."

An NPC is indeed an NPC, do you only say this when you don't understand?This kind of setting is too bad, Hughes must change it when he goes back.I sighed secretly, thinking that there should be no information here, so I turned around and was about to leave, when suddenly the aunt behind me said grimly:

"We are a ramen restaurant here."

"..." I turned my head, "Oh, let's have a bowl of Yangchun noodles..."

It's actually not too bad!I was surprised to find that the jinni can still be used here. I had planned to use dishes to repay debts to trigger new plots.Since the renunciation can be used directly and equivalently here... Isn't Hughes making a lot of money?Unexpectedly, that off-line guy has such a brain, it's really admirable for three days!

After I was full, I wandered idly on the street, hoping to inadvertently trigger the legendary plot.After walking back and forth three times, an NPC finally stopped my way, and it was a beautiful girl!My eyes lit up, and I shouted "COMEON, BABY!" in my heart.

The beautiful girl showed me a very bright eight-teeth smile, and I couldn't help complaining about Hughes' taste in my heart. This kind of waiter-like smile is too boring.

"Mr. is a foreign tourist, right? I think Mr. seems to be quite free now, and I don't know where to go for fun. Why don't you take the newly developed tourist line of our company. It only costs 2000 ring ni, which is super cost-effective!"

Really triggered the plot!I couldn't help being excited for a while, and I really couldn't take it anymore if I were to go shopping in this town!

"Okay, okay, I'll go, I'll go!"

"Just buy the ticket over there. There are still 5 minutes to drive. After buying the ticket, sir, get on the bus and just leave."

After getting in the car, I looked at the people in the car carefully, thinking whether I should have a conversation with everyone, maybe there is a protagonist in it, or maybe it can trigger the hidden plot.By the way, is this really an LVG and not an RPG?When I just ate noodles, I started to feel that something was wrong. This kind of RPG-style development... Well, the developer is an unreliable amateur game maker, so stop thinking about it.

After I sat down, I saw another person walking in at the door... I was shocked!Well, how did this person get in here?Isn't this an Il fan?Hughes, what strange place did you teleport me to, you idiot!Is this not in the game, but in reality?No, no, strictly speaking, real-life transfer games are based on the real world, and GREEDISLAND is also designed in this way, but GREEDISLAND is based on the entire island, and all non-players are prohibited from entering the island through means other than game consoles. This guarantees the game nature of the entire island.But why do Il fans appear here now?Am I in the wrong place or has Il fans gotten into the game?Or is Hughes too useless to isolate the game from reality?Then what kind of game is this, you will be beaten to death by the otaku crowd, okay?

Although Yiermi's hair has grown a lot, I don't think I'm wrong, especially his eyes are still so wide... I forced a smile at him, he looked at me, and then looked blankly. He walked over to me and sat down with a smile on his face.

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Suddenly I felt very embarrassed. Although I was familiar with each other before, I haven't seen each other for so many years. I really don't know what to say.But he looks so sluggish, could it be just an NPC who looks like an Il fan?No, no, no, real people are like this, don't deceive yourself.Tell me something, Leah, it's so embarrassing, what the hell is going on now... I feel like my brain is going to crash... It's all Feitan's fault!

"Well, Yiermi, don't you cut your hair?"

Help!Why do I ask such irrelevant questions!I should ask him if he has also entered the game or something... Forget it, let's get to know him well first.

"Huh? It's really Leah. I wasn't sure just now."

"..."

My hairstyle hasn’t changed at all, it’s just grown a little bit taller, what are you unsure about, your gender is about to change and I’m not even sure yet!

"Ahaha, it's me, long time no see. Don't you cut your hair?"

Why am I still obsessed with this question!

"Well, because my mother insisted on saying that I look good with long hair after I came back last time, so I'm not allowed to cut my hair short."

stepmother!stepmother!stepmother!It must be because he was afraid that Yiermi would snatch his son's inheritance, so he had to try his best to destroy his image, so that Yiermi's father thought that he would grow long hair because he was on the road of bad youth, and then he would I'm starting to hate Il fans.The stepmother is too sinister!Il fans are really miserable... But I think it's better to figure out my situation first, I don't even know where I am now.

"Well, do you know where this is?"

"The Republic of Batorchia, don't you know?"

"Uh... I was kidnapped..."

"Really? I thought you fell from the airship."

"..."

Damn Hughes, you teleported me to the wrong place!This too can go wrong!But... does this mean that I don't have to play the stupid game he developed?This seems to be very good!As for Feitan?Don't worry about clearing the game anymore, I'll let him die!

"What is the miniature doing here?"

"Go home, my home is right here."

"Huh? Really? Then you know this place very well?"

"Well, what do you want to know?"

I suddenly felt that I had found a good resource, and said with anticipation:

"Are there any undeveloped ruins here?"

Not only can you find many endangered species or even undiscovered plants in the undeveloped relics, but if you are lucky, you can also find things related to ancient medicine. Most of the time they are books. Occasionally, if you are lucky, you will find residual potion.

"No."

"Are there any wetlands or forests?"

Although there are no relics, I feel a little disappointed, but it is expected. If it is so easy to find, those relic hunters would not have to work so hard to run around the world.If there are wetlands or forests, it is also a good choice. Such places often hide many highly poisonous plants, and sometimes even some poisonous animals may appear.But I'm more interested in plants. Animals are more troublesome to capture, and they don't actually have much research value.

"There is no such place. If you want to collect materials for making poisons, you can go to my house. There are too many types of poisons in our kitchen to count, and every year, special personnel go to all over the world to collect the latest ones. The poison I discovered, I have almost never tasted a heavy one when I grow up."

Could it be that the stepmother secretly tried to poison Yier fans to death after failing to tear up the tickets?But why do you speak out in such a proud tone about such a miserable past for Il fans!Is it something to be proud of being forced to eat all kinds of poisons since childhood?Poor Yier fan, how badly have you been abused by your stepmother at home these past few years, you have suffered a child!Although I really want to ask about the specific situation, but after thinking about it carefully, it is better not to poke his scar at this time, let's just skip it...

"... No wonder you looked down on my poison before, but how did you know that I want to collect medicinal materials?"

"Guess."

"..."

The author has something to say: She was transferred to the wrong place, and Feitan successfully entered the game guide