Time is the butcher knife

After finishing the experiment, looking at the toad corpses all over the floor, I fell silent... I don't want to clean up, there are so many to clean up like this, I just finished washing my hands.That being the case, then leave it to the great room service, anyway, check out early tomorrow morning and leave, who cares.It's been a hard day today, go to bed early, Leah!

I was about to go to the bathroom to take a shower, when I suddenly caught a glimpse of a short figure squatting on the ground, teasing the corpses of those toads, with a look of disgust on their faces... If you despise them, why do you bother with them, please respect the dead!Are you going to help me clean up the toad's corpse if you don't leave so late?

It's really troublesome, if you just drive him away, this grumpy and unreasonable old man will definitely beat me up again.I had no choice but to pretend to look at the phone, and then said in the most surprised tone of my life:

"Hey, I've been working so hard that I didn't realize it's so late! It's time to go to bed, and I have to get up early tomorrow!"

……no response.

"Fetan, are you sleepy?"

...indifferent.

Such a blatant disregard... Never mind, I'm going to wash up and go to sleep, let him die!

In order to wash off the smell of toads and Uncle Dongba on my body, I took a long, long shower today... Thinking that the dwarf might still be there after I finished washing, I took all the clothes I planned to wear tomorrow into the bathroom, No way, my pajamas are too revealing!If I had known earlier, I would have bought cotton maternity pajamas. Why would I force myself to buy this kind of silk suspender miniskirt?The short buttocks are almost unstoppable... Sister Biski blesses me, and I hope I won't see that uncle again when I go out after washing.

When I walked out of the bathroom wearing a t-shirt and denim trousers, I really had no energy. I was too tired to wear jeans just after taking a shower!After finally stuffing my legs in, I feel like I'm sweating again, it's all because of that dwarf!

I can't bear it anymore, and I'm ready to issue an order to evict the guest.But when I looked up, I saw that the dwarf had already walked to the door, and went out without even looking at me.

But I saw it!Don't think that I can't see it if I put my hand in my pocket, it's obviously bulging a lot, and I can vaguely see the shape of a medicine bottle... Sir, can't you just ask me for any medicine you want?Do I look petty?Why do you have to steal it!Could it be that this is also the rule of your brigade, what you want must be stolen or robbed?Please, aren't you too tired to live like this?

I walked over to the table without a word, and counted the medicine jars on the table, and sure enough, one bottle was missing.There seems to be something wrong... By the way, I remember that this guy doesn't like to use poison, he prefers physical attacks to this kind of chemical attacks.Once before, I specially developed a bottle of carrion powder, intending to use it for his torture, and told him that it would save a lot of effort.As a result, this guy gave it back to me after one glance, saying he didn't need it.To this day, the bottle of powder is still lying in the medicine cabinet at my house on Meteor Street.What the hell did he sneakily take today?

With doubts, I carefully counted the medicine bottles again to see which bottle of medicine was missing, and then I was horrified!I couldn't believe it and checked it carefully again, and finally I was deeply embarrassed.

In one sentence, I put a label on the medicine bottle he took away, and there were three words written on the label: "growth agent".

……

It's all my fault, I should have written "hair restorer" more clearly.

What should I do, should I call him to remind him, but wouldn't that hit his sore spot?Next time he sees me he will definitely beat me up!No, maybe he hasn't gone far yet, and he turned around and magnified his move to blow up the whole building.

But I still want to ridicule him!Don't come again when the opportunity is too late, even if I will be beaten, I still want to entertain him!Sister Biski, I'm sorry I'm not a good boy!

"Dududu-"

"Hello? Is it Feitan?...Oh, it's nothing serious, just to tell you that the bottle you just took away is a hair restorer, and it has no effect on height growth."

"..."

"Dududu-"

Hey, did you hang up?No!I think the phone was exploded by him!a ha ha ha!Killing me!That Feitan was so embarrassingly speechless, even if I was beaten, it was worth it!I knew I should have questioned him face to face, so I could see his expression, it must be very interesting!

I laughed so hard that I rolled around on the bed, tired of laughing and drowsily wanting to sleep, it's really great that Feitan didn't rush back to chase me down, did he feel ashamed to see me?In fact, he is quite miserable. To be honest, when I first met him, I thought he was a woman disguised as a man...

The next morning, I was woken up by the phone ringing.Picking up the phone and looking at it, the caller displayed "Little King".

"Hello? Mr. Hughes, why are you calling me so early in the morning? You are sleepwalking! If you wake me up for something important, I will kill you."

"Haha, Liya's waking up is so angry, it's a very, very important thing!"

"……Say."

"I just developed a new adventure game, and I want to find two players to try it out, but this game requires players to have a relatively high combat level, and they must also be able to read to enter this game. So the first thing I thought of It's you, Leah!"

"It sounds like Greedisland released two years ago. What are you doing, chasing Uncle Jin's back? I said you just honestly develop some art on your fingertips to attract the nerds. What are you doing? Game, you need power to enter the game, how do you let the nerds play it, it will not be sold!"

"Leah is really boring. The old-fashioned RPG games that only rely on fingers and computer screens have long been outdated. Live-action games are the sunrise industry in the future!"

"Oh hehe, it's a pity that I don't like RPG. I personally prefer AA (river crab) VG. You can find someone else."

"That's such a coincidence. Strictly speaking, this game is AA (river crab) VG, ​​so it seems that the first trial player must be you!"

"...I was wrong just now. In fact, I can only play FPS or TPS on the computer. I have never been able to play A (river crab) VG. I will definitely die."

"This is just a small stand-alone game. If you can't pass it, I can send you back directly. Don't worry, it's much safer than GREEDISLAND..."

The big talker on the phone was still blah blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

"Hey, hello, I'm Leah's friend, if she doesn't play, I can help her play... Oh, you want me to wait for you to find another player? Don't look for it, just Leah... It's okay, she will go Yes... Well, there is time, okay, see you then."

……

"Give me back the phone, Feitan, I won't go, the games developed by that guy Hughes have never been reliable."

"Then I'll break your legs and carry you over. I came here today for this purpose. Anyway, as long as two players enter the game, we can start."

His small eyes opened slightly, and I couldn't help swallowing when I saw his golden pupils.Because I thought of those poor people who were beaten by him.So I compromised.One day I will have my revenge!I swear secretly in my heart.

"I see, please give me 10 minutes to wash up, thank you." I said.

Thinking that his uncle is a gamer, I decided not to quarrel with him, and came to the agreed place honestly, Hughes was already waiting for us.I put on the ring with a bitter face, and when I saw the big "LVG" printed on the game console, I was deeply desperate. (Note: LVG=LoveGame: love game, and please translate English into lingua franca in your head with the author) Is this an adventure game?It's too far away!Adventure in love?Could it be that the heroine is a mermaid from the sewer, and the heroine is Quasimodo or a slime?

I took a deep breath, Feitan couldn't wait to go in, did he see the three big characters "LVG"?If he clearly saw it and still couldn't wait to go in... No, he can't think about it any further.I activated my thoughts, and felt my body lighten up. In the blink of an eye, the scene in front of me had changed.

The author has something to say: Il fan: What did you ask me to do?

Leah: The author said she missed you.

Il fan: I heard from Kuroro that Fei Tan's scene has not been completed yet.

Leah: Actually, I think 3P is pretty good too.

Author: mouth Hu!Adhere to the principle of a male lead unwaveringly!