Time is the butcher knife

I got up early the next morning, planning to say goodbye to Sister Biski first.But when I came to her house, I found that she was no longer there... Well, she often leaves without saying goodbye like this, probably because she received some gossip about another gem mine being discovered somewhere.I turned around silently, in order to hide my embarrassment, I ran to the old horse's house next door, said goodbye to the old horse, and then walked out of Meteor Street.

At a crossroads, where should we go now?Uh... just toss a coin.Front to the left, back to the right, stand up and walk forward.Three...two...one...Huh?Stand up?Well, move on.

Not long after I left, I saw a familiar figure!That person probably saw me too, he turned his face and looked at me with a look of surprise, but soon he calmed down and seemed very happy after seeing that it was me.But he didn't know that, in fact, my shock was far greater than his.I went up and wanted to ask how he survived.

"Uncle Dongba, you didn't get killed by the pervert? I thought you would die without a burial after going to talk to the pervert. I didn't see you in the later exams, so I thought you were [-]% dead." .”

"Hahaha, what are you talking about, little brother Leah? I'm the master of Dongba... I didn't expect to meet you here. I'm so lucky. Do you still have the laxative you gave me last time? Give me some more Bar!"

"Huh? Uncle Dongba, what are you talking about? When did I give you such a pediatric thing as laxative? I'm Scorpion Leah. Don't underestimate my medicine! Last time you were so shameless that I insisted on giving it to you. The most important thing is the failed product I made. I named it 'Blood Chrysanthemum', or you can also call it 'Three Bowls of Rice and Intestines Pierce the Stomach and Pull to Death'. After taking this medicine, as long as you take it After taking a certain amount of glucose, a chemical reaction will occur in the body, and the intestines will rot. It is a veritable murderous poison! However, I have specially left a back door for the poisoned person. As long as you persist in not taking glucose and other poisons for 7 days, you will die. If it is excreted from the body, it will not be poisoned to death, but I don’t know how many people can persist without eating for 7 days.”

He suddenly froze, and then said with a look of horror: "...Could it be that I killed someone? Help, will I be executed?"

"The dead in the hunter test are not held accountable, right?"

"No, I just gave this kind of poison to a guy who didn't like it not long ago... Is my life going to end?"

Seeing him squatting down with his head covered in pain, and there were already people pointing around, I had no choice but to comfort him and say, "Uh...the ones you took last time were all failures, and they shouldn't die. It's a big deal to get a stomach ache." Ulcers or bowel cancer or something."

"..."

"If it's okay, I'll go first, but I'm very busy."

The uncle's vitality is really scary, and it immediately changed from the black and white silhouette to a colorful animation: "Wait, do you still have that medicine on hand? It doesn't matter if it's finished, as long as it's used during the hunter exam."

"Sorry, it was sold out by a weight loss agency a few days ago, and it's out of stock." I rolled my eyes and said.

He rubbed his hands wretchedly and said, "...Can you produce more? I will pay more, little brother Leah."

I hate the wretched and smelly uncle, so I became impatient: "I still have to develop new varieties, I'm very busy."

"Don't be so heartless, do uncle a favor, at least we all took the hunter exam together, so we are classmates."

"Then uncle, your classmates are almost all ages all over the world."

"Brother Lia" Uncle Dongba grabbed my sleeve, "Uncle has already taken the hunter exam 25 times, and he is not too young. Uncle, I have a senior and a junior. Life is really not easy. Woooooo... If I can't pass the hunter exam this year, I might as well die..."

"Uncle Dongba", I twitched the corners of my mouth, "Don't tear my clothes up, okay?"

"Little brother Leah...help me..."

"I thought about it for you, really, uncle, you actually have two choices, either give up the hunter exam, or die."

Uncle Dongba actually jumped up and hugged my waist, crying desperately, and wiped his nose on it while crying!Help!

"Big... Uncle, let me go, I know, I can give you medicine!"

"Really?"

I opened the backpack and took a bag of white powder from it to him.

"The name I gave it is 'Sleep to Death', or you can also call it 'K Fan', actually I don't know why the last customer called it that. Anyway, after taking this thing for 3 minutes, it will immediately disappear. The effect makes people fall asleep, and it can make people have beautiful dreams for 3 consecutive months, and realize their dreams in reality. Ah, uncle, you'd better not try it, most people who are not firm will not give up because the time is up. If you don't want to wake up, you will sleep to death."

"This is good, this is what I want! Hehe..."

"Uncle Dongba, please don't laugh like that. There is a kindergarten next to it. It's not good to scare the children."

"Thank you, little brother Leah, and goodbye then."

At this time, I remembered the bag of failed products that he tricked me in the hunter exam last time. Although it was not a successful product, it was also worth a lot of money.At that time, Uncle Dongba bullied me, who was ignorant and deceived me when I just debuted. Thinking of his wretched smile at that time, I felt annoyed, and immediately stuck a dagger to his artery, "Uncle, don't you want to renege on my debts?" Right? The raw materials for this stuff are very expensive."

He trembled and said, "Don't... I was so happy just now that I didn't realize it for a moment. I won't miss you for a penny, uncle."

Seeing that he was so frightened that he was about to pee, I suddenly had a mischievous idea: "A thousand toads."

"what?"

"I want a thousand toads, and they will be delivered to my hotel tonight, no problem, Uncle Dongba?"

"No... no problem."

"Then go quickly, thank you Uncle Dongba, I wish you can be admitted to the hunter this year! Uh... I'm just saying this politely, don't take it seriously." I retracted the dagger, thinking of the uncle's life with the goal of being a hunter , sighed in his heart for his bleak future.

He smiled lewdly: "Good-bye, little brother Leah!"

Sure enough, he is still a wretched uncle, no matter how I think about it, I think he deserves it... Looking at the back of Uncle Dongba going away, I imagined his death in my mind.Whether it will be on the stomach or lying down, whether it will be nosebleed or blood spurting from the mouth, I am looking forward to it... I have long wanted to study corpse poison or something!

"Did you deliberately not tell him the usage and dosage?"

I turned my head and saw a young man about my height standing behind me. His face was blocked by a coat with a super high collar, and his long bangs covered the remaining half of his face. Vaguely saw a pair of slender eyes and golden pupils.I was very happy to see him, and immediately threw the figure of Uncle Dongba out of my mind.

"Ah, it's Feitan. It's been a long time. Where is Kuroro? Let him come out and say hello." I said with a smile.

His golden eyes were narrowed into a long and narrow slit, most of his face was blocked, and his expression could not be seen: "I don't know, everyone is moving freely now, and they will only gather when necessary."

I approached Feitan, gestured with my hand, and said, "Feitan, I'm finally as tall as you, so happy."

After a loud noise, I supported the wall with my hands and pulled out the head embedded in Feitan's slap.

But the joy of meeting a fellow villager in a different place brought me back to life immediately: "Fei Tan, what are you doing here? Is there anything interesting here?"

"I just wandered here because I was bored."

"Hey, yeah, I'm pretty boring too, but I won't be bored when Uncle Dongba brings Toad over at night."

"That fat man doesn't look very honest, are you sure he will bring you something at night?"

I rubbed my chin and said thoughtfully: "That's right. But it doesn't matter. If he brings it over, I will tell him how to 'sleep till death', and then study the corpse poison on the toad. You can study the corpse poison directly on him, which seems to be pretty good."

His tone finally changed a bit: "Are you disgusting! Are you still a woman!"

"I'm not a woman, I'm Lolita. And please don't look at the advanced field of poisonology with such a worldly perspective, okay?"

"Seeing you like this, I'm really glad I'm worldly!"

"Don't be like this, Fei Tan. I've decided, I'll let you open your eyes tonight! Come on, I'll wait for you in Room XX of XX Hotel!"

He snorted, then turned his head and said firmly, "I won't go, you can go and entertain yourself."

"Come on, come on!" I took another step forward.

"Not interested." Turn around.

"Don't be like this, I know you want to, you can't move with joy!"

"Do you... want to die!"

"Hey hey... who told you to turn your back on me so carelessly. Isn't it amazing? My ability to read. Don't worry, I will carry you back and entertain you well. You will be waiting tonight Open your eyes, hahaha!"

"..."

"Oh, you won't be really angry, right? Don't be like this. I just want to show you my research results. It's rare to meet someone I know. If you really don't want to, forget it. I've lifted my mind. Now you can Moved."

After a loud bang, my head was slammed into the wall again.He actually left!What a boring man.

In the evening, Dongba honestly sent over a thousand toads, which was very disappointing.Did he discover my sinister intentions?

I fed a large amount of arsenic trioxide (note: arsenic) to [-] toads, and they all died of poison in a short time.Afterwards, it is a troublesome process to extract toxins from these corpses.Although there are arsenic toxins extracted directly from toad carcasses on the market, I always want to try it myself to see if there are any new discoveries.

After completing the collection of corpse toxins, I focused on another [-] toads.Soak the toad retroauricular gland and subcutaneous gland secretions with absolute ethanol, dimethyl sulfoxide, and PBS buffer, and use the trypan blue exclusion method to detect the inhibitory effect on cell proliferation, and then use flow cytometry to detect the effect on the cells. cycle impact.

"You actually do such a disgusting thing with such relish."

I continued with the work I was doing, without turning my head away, I knew who it was just by hearing the voice.

"Didn't you say you didn't want to see it if you weren't interested?"

He came over to me and said, "Anyway, I'm bored, so it's okay to just take a look."

I think this is a good time to show my talents, so I pretended to say: "Although you feel disgusted, toad venom made from dried toad skin has the functions of strengthening the heart, diuretic, anti-inflammatory, and anti-tumor. This is It's a good thing."

"Aren't you studying poison? It feels like you're studying medicine now?"

"Toxicology and medicine complement each other. Even the best medicine has its toxicology, and the most ruthless poison also has its pharmacological principles. How about it, let's open your eyes!"

He picked up a toad in my hand and said, "It's really eye-opening, it's really disgusting." Then he covered his mouth and turned his head to make a retching look.

"I think it's much cuter than those you tortured." I silently rolled my eyes inwardly.

The author has something to say: Is Dongba not wretched enough?Could Feitan be a little too gentle?