Time is the butcher knife

After walking behind Yiermi for most of the day, I feel that the surrounding scenery has not changed at all, it is densely packed with trees.The whole process is to climb mountains and mountains... It is said that the whole mountain is their family's private territory, but what's the point of buying the whole mountain?Is it for hiking?And why should the house be built on the top of this kind of mountain? Even if there is a mountain, the average person would not really live on the mountain.

"Il fans, how long will it take to arrive?"

"There is still more than half of the road left. Could it be that you can't walk anymore?"

"It's not that I can't walk." In fact, people are lazy and don't want to go. "... Please turn around and look at me."

"?" He turned his head halfway.

"I'm covered in your dog's saliva now. It's really disgusting. Don't you think it stinks?"

"Sanmao has a special person responsible for what he eats, and he won't eat dirty things indiscriminately."

"...Haven't you heard that dogs can't change their food?"

He turned to face me, tilting his head in a puzzled look.But according to my understanding of Yi Er's urination, I know that the real meaning of his action is to play stupid!He must be thinking in his heart, 'It's so annoying, there are so many words on the way', so he doesn't want to communicate with me anymore! (Onlookers: You say such vulgar words because you want others to communicate with you!)

Taking a deep breath, I decided to tell him with reason and affection: "Go directly to your house now, if your father sees it, he won't have a good impression of me, maybe he will think that I am not doing my job properly. Bad, wouldn't this fall into your stepmother's tricks? She will definitely seize this opportunity and spare no effort to slander you, and you will no longer have a foothold in the family!"

"..."

"So before the official visit, it's better to give me some time to take a shower, drink some tea, rest or something..."

"You are worrying too much. You just opened a door of trials. Dad won't have time to see you. Besides, why didn't I know that I have a stepmother?"

Yier fans' inner monologue: Did dad actually have an affair behind his mother's back?It's unbelievable!If Liya has evidence in her hand, she must get it. Whether she sells it to her father or her mother, she can make a fortune!

"Huh? Isn't the mother you often mentioned a stepmother? Wasn't she the one who threw you to Meteor Street to tear up your ticket?"

"I remember what I should have told you before. Our family is a family of killers, and generations have been killers. I was also raised that way. At that time, I went to Meteor Street for a mission. Didn't you know it all the time?"

"..." Thinking about it, he seemed to have told me several times at the beginning, but I didn't take it to heart, because I have been brainwashed by the old horse!It's all the old horse's fault!How can you deceive innocent and ignorant children with that kind of inferior secular drama!In other words, why do I still believe in it until now?Is the brain not developing?What a shame!

"Ahaha, I made a mistake, it was 'mother' not 'stepmother', slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, don't take it to heart..."

"..." He didn't speak, but kept staring at me, motionless as the autumn wind blew by.Obviously he was not satisfied with my answer, I vaguely felt that he seemed to be expecting something?What kind of answer does he want!Do I have to admit I'm stupid?

3 minutes later.

"Well, I admit that I made a mistake. In fact, I always thought you were pretty miserable. I thought it was your stepmother who was abusing you. Are you satisfied with this?"

"...Oh, that's right." He turned around in a little disappointment, and continued walking. "Although it's still some distance away from the main house, the housekeeper's room is nearby. If you want to take a bath and rest, go there first."

"Really? Where, why didn't I see it?"

"It's right there." Yi Ermi raised her finger and pointed to the blurred outline of houses in the sky.

"Haha, it seems there is still a long way to go." I silently wiped the cold sweat from my forehead, cursing the evil landlord class in my heart.

After walking a certain distance, Yiermi took out her mobile phone and called the housekeeper.

"Hello?...Well, it's me....I'm going to your place soon, you prepare. I want to eat XXX and XXXX later. XXX must be full of sugar, and I need to add some XX. The rest is just like It's fine as usual. By the way, I brought a guest today, so you prepare the bathroom for her....Well, that's it."

Why do I feel like I'm just passing by?Ahaha, some things can't be thought too deeply, or you'll have trouble with yourself, let's call it a day, Leah!

Finally came to the legendary butler's room, there was a row of men in black standing at the door, probably the housekeepers of Yiermi's house, but it was hard to get used to them standing at the door like doormen.

When we walked to the door, the row of butlers suddenly bowed neatly at ninety degrees, and said in a loud and neat voice: "Welcome!"

I was taken aback by the atmosphere of the male public relations department, but Ilmi nodded calmly, and then walked into the house through the road opened by a row of butlers.I couldn't help but cursed again in my heart, "the evil landlord class", and then walked in with my head down.

I took a shower very comfortably, and the male public relations housekeeper thoughtfully prepared a change of clothes for me. It looks like a small male public relations butler uniform... Although I don’t want to wear the same clothes as those male public relations housekeepers, but this kind of I don't really care about little things.

When I came out, I saw Yiermi sitting cross-legged on the sofa, playing games while sipping a drink through a straw. There were a lot of snacks and fruits on the table next to her, and the ice cream was almost melted.The third time I cursed in my heart "the evil landlord class", but my body consciously stepped forward to eat.Anyway, Il fans are too busy playing games to have time to eat, so let me eat it for him.

eating and eating...

"Il fans, the toxins added here are really not heavy, I thought you were bragging before."

"...Hmm." He kept his eyes on the game.

"Hell, how much sugar has been added to this cup of coffee? It's almost turning into chocolate milk tea. Are you afraid of tooth decay if you eat such sweet things every day?"

"...not afraid." Indifferent to the game.

Why do both of them like playing games so much?Aren't you repeating Feitan's setting?Is this really good!

Forget it, I'd better talk to the male public relations butler.

"Uncle, can I have a look around the kitchen?"

The male publicist in black turned around and bowed to me, and then said unhurriedly: "I'm really sorry, if it was just our housekeeper's kitchen, the lady could go in and visit, but the young master is now Here, then, the kitchen here is now serving the employer. Our employer is a family of assassins, and naturally makes many enemies, so we must pay special attention to food and drink, and do not allow irrelevant people to enter the kitchen, lest someone wants to poison the employer. Even if they go in It’s a trustworthy person, but it may cause food hygiene problems due to the entry of laymen, or it may disturb the chef’s performance.”

Hygiene issue?Is he thinking I'm dirty?I just got out of the shower!It's boring to be so fussy.

"Speaking of poisoning, isn't it your chef who poisons food every day?"

"The dose and variety of toxins that our chefs add to food every day have been scientifically and rationally verified. By increasing the dose and toxicity every day, the human body will be immune to toxins in the long run. In addition, when adding toxins, we must pay special attention not to affect the human body. to the taste of the food..."

"That's enough, don't talk about it... Can you show me your poison samples? There should be stocks in places other than the kitchen, right?"

"Then, Miss, please wait here for a while, I'll go and get a sample for Miss."

I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead, Suan Sui Nian's male publicist is really scary, I was almost passed out by him just now!

Turning his head to look at Yier Fan, he seemed to have finally finished playing the game.He threw the game controller on the sofa, walked to the table and sat down again, probably hungry.He picked up the half-melted cup of ice cream and looked at it, frowned, then held up the cup of ice cream and handed it to me, and said to me with a slumped face, "Do you want to eat it?"

I twitched the corner of my mouth, and then reacted again, showing a nasty smile, patted my belly and said to him: "No need, I've eaten just now, and all the good things are in my stomach!"

He looked down for a moment, then nodded, and said, "No wonder there seems to be something missing, but there are no good things missing, so I didn't care, thinking it was taken away by Wutong."

"..."

Just as I was racking my brains to think of how to refute the Il fans, the butler in black came back.He handed me a box.

"All the stock here is here."

I took the box excitedly, opened it and smelled it, what a wonderful smell!It is preliminarily judged that there are more than [-] kinds of sixth-level poisons, more than [-] kinds of fifth-level poisons, more than a dozen fourth-level poisons, and dozens of poisons that I can't judge!Haha, so lucky!

Suddenly the box in my hand was snatched away, I was shocked and looked angrily at the Yier fans who took my box.

"Do you want it? I'll give it to you, but this is different from the food that entertains you. You will be charged."

"……want to."

"It's just some samples, and the amount is not too much. Let's say you have 3000 million ordinances."

"So expensive! You are robbing!"

"I think you are an expert, so I offered you this cost price. For ordinary people, I would charge at least 4000 million ring nuns."

"Ordinary people, who would come to buy these things!"

"Huh?" He tilted his head, "I really can't help it. After seeing this business, I can't do it."

"No! I'll buy it!" I rushed forward and grabbed the box in Yiermi's hand, "3000 million is 3000 million! My sister is a photo hunter, this amount... this amount is still affordable!"

I gritted my teeth and bought the box of treasures, then carefully put them into the backpack.

"Leah." Elmi called me.

I turned my back to him: "Don't call me cheapskate, I'm going back, you go play alone!"

"I just want to ask if you want to go to the main house. The poison stored there is dozens of times that here. Are you going?"

"...I'll go." I burst into tears.

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