The Taoist priest is beautiful in his prosperous age [entertainment circle]
Chapter 131 Participating in a Variety Show 3
The small island is part of the tourist scenic area of the island city, and the scenery is charming. Many tourists will choose to take a ferry to the island.
Xie Buning and his team followed the map and came to the checkpoint set up in advance by the program team.The map fragments will be invalid when used here. If you want to get new clues, you must first break through the obstacles.
If not, they quickly found the task card of the program group.
Xie Buning took the card first by virtue of his keen observation ability, and read out: "There are five coconuts in the water, but only one of them hides the treasure map fragment. Now, the captain must command your team members within 5 minutes. Get the coconut with the treasure map fragment, or you will miss the final treasure."
"Isn't it?"
"It's too pitiful!"
Looking at the five coconuts hanging on the water, several people yelled cheating, is the probability of one in five plausible?
"Will you be punished if you take it wrong?" Zhang Ren asked unwillingly.
Xie Buning nodded heavily, and the card said that if he took the wrong coconut, it would fall into the water.
Viewers who have watched the show know that this is an old routine, just to trick the guests, but they like to watch excitement and adventure!
The big brothers are discussing whether there are any loopholes to exploit, Xie Buning is watching from the side, not participating, and a mysterious smile appears on his face.
Directors: "..."
It's difficult to deal with. Compared with the old fox Zhang Ren who always finds loopholes in the program group, Teacher Xie's faint smile scares them even more!
The photographer who followed him took a close-up to record this slightly meaningful moment.
At this time, the little brother Wei Heze spoke weakly: "We don't seem to have a captain, why don't we choose the captain first?"
If in the past, Zhang Ren and Zeng Zhengqing must have pushed each other back and forth hypocritically at this moment, showing "modest brotherhood", this time they actually pondered for half a second, and pointed at Xie Buning together without hesitation: "He came !"
"Let the captain find the right coconut, right? The captain must be the luckiest among us."
Xie Buning laughed and said, "You trust me so much."
Zeng Zhengqing walked over to put him on his shoulders with a serious face, but said in a low voice, "Don't let me be the first to do it later, you let Zhang Ren do it, my motor cells are not developed."
Xie Buning's smile froze: "Your trust has disappeared too quickly."
Zeng Zhengqing: "..." He choked.
Song Liu and the others laughed so hard that they almost rolled, oh my god, Mr. Xie is probably not a walking meme maker, don't talk too much fun!
During the joyous play, several people unanimously raised their hands to approve Xie Buning as the captain, and voted Wei Heze to be the first "victim".
Looking at the thin wooden plank leading to the coconut, Wei Heze resigned to his fate and bowed his hands together: "Brother, you must get into your soul, please!"
Xie Buning comforted: "Don't worry, I have special coconut guessing skills."
real or fake?
Wei Heze and the others were very curious and couldn't help but watch how he would guess.Xie Buning raised his hand and just pinched his fingers a few times, when he heard the sound of urgent coughing from the direction of the camera.
He looked up, and Yao Dao was gesticulating desperately, making a big X with both hands.
By the way, the program group is not allowed to promote superstition.Xie Buning thought of this episode, was silent for a moment, and silently turned his back to the camera...
Director Yao: "..."
Director group: "..."
You think you don't know what you're doing by turning around to block us, huh?
This is aboveboard cheating!
Wei Heze and the others were also taken aback. They didn't expect his so-called "special skill" to be fortune-telling!
Having done so many episodes, I have seen many guests with special skills, but none of them can be as hardcore as Mr. Xie.
They immediately thought of Xie Buning's Taoist status, maybe he really has a teacher's origin?At times like this, it’s okay to listen to the professionals.
Noticing that the director team wanted to stop him, Wei Heze stepped forward and said loudly, "The rules didn't say no...that's it!"
He originally wanted to say "fortune-telling", but he turned a corner abruptly, still full of momentum, and firmly defended Xie Buning's superstitious rights.
With this moment of effort, Xie Buning would have already finished his calculations.
He is also aware of the program group's loopholes. According to past experience, the audience not only does not dislike the guests making mistakes, but especially likes to watch them take an unusual path and fight wits and courage with the program group.
Commander Wei Heze stepped onto the second plank. Amidst the cheers around, Xie Buning was also happy, and said loudly: "The moment to witness the miracle—"
Everyone held their breath, really nervous.This nervousness also contains two meanings, one is to worry about whether Wei Heze will take the wrong coconut and fall into the water, and the other is to verify whether Xie Buning's fortune-telling will work or not.
Especially the latter has aroused their strong curiosity!
Trembling a bit, Wei Heze walked to the middle of the water, stood under the lifted coconut, and pulled it hard——
No accidents happened!
He was stunned, pulled off the small card attached to the bottom of the green coconut, opened it, and found that it was the correct treasure map fragment.
The camera recorded the scene where everyone was sluggish at first, and then raised their arms to cheer. Everyone couldn't wait to lift Xie Buning up to celebrate, unbelievable: "One time!"
"My god, I added it once!"
Amused by the undisguised shock of his teammates, Xie Buning laughed: "Everyone has to trust me."
A few chickens pecked at the rice: "Believe it, absolutely believe it."
Wei Heze ran back, embraced Xie Buning with the others, shouted slogans with great excitement, and the atmosphere was extremely united for a while.
The treasure hunt continues, but after everyone learns that Xie Buning can tell fortunes, the atmosphere is different, and they really respect him as the captain.
Xie Buning lived up to expectations, as if he was hanging out all the way, especially good at finding things.It was originally a hard mode, but he played it into a crushing mode, which made the director team almost vomit blood.
At noon, the guests received tableware one after another, but the director team did not plan to distribute food to them through the task, and the snacks they brought were also confiscated on board.In desperation, they can only find wild vegetables.
Zhang Ren is well-informed, found edible wild vegetables nearby, and led his teammates to pick them.
In fact, this cannot escape the planning of the director team. They knew that Zhang Ren could identify wild vegetables, and there are many non-toxic wild vegetables growing on the island, so they came up with this one.
But they didn't expect that Zhang Ren could only identify one or two kinds of wild vegetables, while Xie Buning could identify all the wild vegetables on the island.
So the teammates are still digging slowly, Xie Buning's pockets are already full.
"Can these be eaten?" Seeing that he didn't look at them, Song Liu grabbed one and threw it into the basket, a little worried.
Wei Heze immediately said: "Sister Liuliu, you have to trust Teacher Xie!" After finishing speaking, he scratched his head, "But there are indeed many I don't know, and the ones picked by Zhang Ren are different."
"People seldom eat wild vegetables now, and it's normal if they don't know them." Xie Buning thought nothing of it, and took out the ones he picked to teach them to distinguish them, "This is a small root of garlic, which can be seasoned. It's called yellow quail vegetables, and it tastes good." , bring it to stir-fry..."
He doesn't pick everything, but picks delicious and tender ones. After all, most wild vegetables don't taste very good.
Song Liu and Wei Heze were dumbfounded when they heard his introduction like a few treasures, and they couldn't help thinking: Taoist is such a mysterious profession, isn't Teacher Xie equivalent to a walking encyclopedia?
Just as the small wild vegetable class was starting here, an accident happened suddenly, and several people heard a barking from far to near.
"What's the situation?" The person who was digging for vegetables raised his head, not knowing why.
I saw Zeng Zhengqing and his photographer running wildly from the small dirt road, shouting as they ran, "Help, shit! There's a dog chasing me!"
Zhang Ren stood up, watching the play leisurely with a wild vegetable in his hand: "I said this person is dishonest, he must have been kicked out for stealing vegetables."
Xie Buning laughed, Zhang Ren was right, Zeng Zhengqing was still holding two cowpeas in his hand.
"Is there any rope?" Xie Buning asked from left to right because dogs cannot be allowed to bite people.
Seeing that the dog was so fierce that everyone was a little scared, Wei Heze hurriedly took out a bundle of rope from his backpack and threw it to him.
"Is the rope useful? The dog is so fierce, who can calm it down?"
Xie Buning rubbed his forehead helplessly, and said: "Dogs don't understand human words, so it's useless for you to reason with them. Let's tie it with a rope first, so as not to bite people."
A looper took shape in his hand, Xie Buning tried the feel twice, and was about to throw it at the running dog's head.
This is so difficult that it attracts everyone's attention for a while.Wei Heze thought of something, and suddenly grabbed his hand: "I thought of it!"
Xie Buning had an ominous premonition.
"Your song!" Wei Heze said loudly, took out the mobile phone issued by the program group to play the song, and said excitedly, "I watched the video of your song taming the tiger, hurry up, come to the scene again!"
The hair on Xie Buning's back stood up, and he didn't have time to stop: "Don't..." let it out.
The singing was pouring out at the highest volume, and all the people on the scene were silent. Only the singing male voice was still ringing... and the barking yellow dog slowly stopped.
Received Wei Heze's admiration, joy, and encouragement gaze, Xie Buning almost covered his face, this is too shameful...
When the show was broadcast, it was like dying in front of the whole country!
Everyone in the audience was in awe, but fortunately Zeng Zhengqing fell and turned his attention away.
In order to avoid the topic, Xie Buning walked over to help Zeng Zhengqing up, and saw a piece of skin scratched on his knee.
Seeing that Zhang Ren was really injured, he called the staff to stop the bleeding. Naturally, everyone's attention was on Zeng Zhengqing.
Zeng Zhengqing was so embarrassed, he sighed disheartenedly: "I'll just steal two beans from him, why is that dog so stingy, he just chased me a few miles away."
Zhang Ren sneered: "You can have fun, if you can't run away, you still steal food, if it wasn't for Xiao Xie's singing, you would be able to escape?"
It's true that which pot is not open and which pot is to be lifted, Xie Buning hesitated, took a few leaves and stepped forward: "I'll do it."
The staff is wiping it with a cotton ball. It is strange to hear that, why did you come here?
Xie Buning said: "The opening is too big, apply it with hemostatic grass."
Wei Heze: "Hey, you also picked hemostatic grass? Why didn't you teach me to recognize it just now?"
Of course Xie Buning didn't have the real hemostatic grass in his hand, how could it be such a coincidence.He just wanted to use a hemostatic spell to hit Huangzi with herbs, otherwise the show would still be broadcast?
Crush the herbs with fingers, form a ball and paste it on Zeng Zhengqing's wound, at the same time, Xie Buning stomped lightly with his right foot.No need to chant, the hemostatic spell will work immediately.
Zeng Zhengqing felt it himself, and said in surprise: "Hey, once this grass is applied, it won't hurt anymore."
The others smiled, thinking that he was acting psychologically, how could he be so magical.
Xie Buning and his team followed the map and came to the checkpoint set up in advance by the program team.The map fragments will be invalid when used here. If you want to get new clues, you must first break through the obstacles.
If not, they quickly found the task card of the program group.
Xie Buning took the card first by virtue of his keen observation ability, and read out: "There are five coconuts in the water, but only one of them hides the treasure map fragment. Now, the captain must command your team members within 5 minutes. Get the coconut with the treasure map fragment, or you will miss the final treasure."
"Isn't it?"
"It's too pitiful!"
Looking at the five coconuts hanging on the water, several people yelled cheating, is the probability of one in five plausible?
"Will you be punished if you take it wrong?" Zhang Ren asked unwillingly.
Xie Buning nodded heavily, and the card said that if he took the wrong coconut, it would fall into the water.
Viewers who have watched the show know that this is an old routine, just to trick the guests, but they like to watch excitement and adventure!
The big brothers are discussing whether there are any loopholes to exploit, Xie Buning is watching from the side, not participating, and a mysterious smile appears on his face.
Directors: "..."
It's difficult to deal with. Compared with the old fox Zhang Ren who always finds loopholes in the program group, Teacher Xie's faint smile scares them even more!
The photographer who followed him took a close-up to record this slightly meaningful moment.
At this time, the little brother Wei Heze spoke weakly: "We don't seem to have a captain, why don't we choose the captain first?"
If in the past, Zhang Ren and Zeng Zhengqing must have pushed each other back and forth hypocritically at this moment, showing "modest brotherhood", this time they actually pondered for half a second, and pointed at Xie Buning together without hesitation: "He came !"
"Let the captain find the right coconut, right? The captain must be the luckiest among us."
Xie Buning laughed and said, "You trust me so much."
Zeng Zhengqing walked over to put him on his shoulders with a serious face, but said in a low voice, "Don't let me be the first to do it later, you let Zhang Ren do it, my motor cells are not developed."
Xie Buning's smile froze: "Your trust has disappeared too quickly."
Zeng Zhengqing: "..." He choked.
Song Liu and the others laughed so hard that they almost rolled, oh my god, Mr. Xie is probably not a walking meme maker, don't talk too much fun!
During the joyous play, several people unanimously raised their hands to approve Xie Buning as the captain, and voted Wei Heze to be the first "victim".
Looking at the thin wooden plank leading to the coconut, Wei Heze resigned to his fate and bowed his hands together: "Brother, you must get into your soul, please!"
Xie Buning comforted: "Don't worry, I have special coconut guessing skills."
real or fake?
Wei Heze and the others were very curious and couldn't help but watch how he would guess.Xie Buning raised his hand and just pinched his fingers a few times, when he heard the sound of urgent coughing from the direction of the camera.
He looked up, and Yao Dao was gesticulating desperately, making a big X with both hands.
By the way, the program group is not allowed to promote superstition.Xie Buning thought of this episode, was silent for a moment, and silently turned his back to the camera...
Director Yao: "..."
Director group: "..."
You think you don't know what you're doing by turning around to block us, huh?
This is aboveboard cheating!
Wei Heze and the others were also taken aback. They didn't expect his so-called "special skill" to be fortune-telling!
Having done so many episodes, I have seen many guests with special skills, but none of them can be as hardcore as Mr. Xie.
They immediately thought of Xie Buning's Taoist status, maybe he really has a teacher's origin?At times like this, it’s okay to listen to the professionals.
Noticing that the director team wanted to stop him, Wei Heze stepped forward and said loudly, "The rules didn't say no...that's it!"
He originally wanted to say "fortune-telling", but he turned a corner abruptly, still full of momentum, and firmly defended Xie Buning's superstitious rights.
With this moment of effort, Xie Buning would have already finished his calculations.
He is also aware of the program group's loopholes. According to past experience, the audience not only does not dislike the guests making mistakes, but especially likes to watch them take an unusual path and fight wits and courage with the program group.
Commander Wei Heze stepped onto the second plank. Amidst the cheers around, Xie Buning was also happy, and said loudly: "The moment to witness the miracle—"
Everyone held their breath, really nervous.This nervousness also contains two meanings, one is to worry about whether Wei Heze will take the wrong coconut and fall into the water, and the other is to verify whether Xie Buning's fortune-telling will work or not.
Especially the latter has aroused their strong curiosity!
Trembling a bit, Wei Heze walked to the middle of the water, stood under the lifted coconut, and pulled it hard——
No accidents happened!
He was stunned, pulled off the small card attached to the bottom of the green coconut, opened it, and found that it was the correct treasure map fragment.
The camera recorded the scene where everyone was sluggish at first, and then raised their arms to cheer. Everyone couldn't wait to lift Xie Buning up to celebrate, unbelievable: "One time!"
"My god, I added it once!"
Amused by the undisguised shock of his teammates, Xie Buning laughed: "Everyone has to trust me."
A few chickens pecked at the rice: "Believe it, absolutely believe it."
Wei Heze ran back, embraced Xie Buning with the others, shouted slogans with great excitement, and the atmosphere was extremely united for a while.
The treasure hunt continues, but after everyone learns that Xie Buning can tell fortunes, the atmosphere is different, and they really respect him as the captain.
Xie Buning lived up to expectations, as if he was hanging out all the way, especially good at finding things.It was originally a hard mode, but he played it into a crushing mode, which made the director team almost vomit blood.
At noon, the guests received tableware one after another, but the director team did not plan to distribute food to them through the task, and the snacks they brought were also confiscated on board.In desperation, they can only find wild vegetables.
Zhang Ren is well-informed, found edible wild vegetables nearby, and led his teammates to pick them.
In fact, this cannot escape the planning of the director team. They knew that Zhang Ren could identify wild vegetables, and there are many non-toxic wild vegetables growing on the island, so they came up with this one.
But they didn't expect that Zhang Ren could only identify one or two kinds of wild vegetables, while Xie Buning could identify all the wild vegetables on the island.
So the teammates are still digging slowly, Xie Buning's pockets are already full.
"Can these be eaten?" Seeing that he didn't look at them, Song Liu grabbed one and threw it into the basket, a little worried.
Wei Heze immediately said: "Sister Liuliu, you have to trust Teacher Xie!" After finishing speaking, he scratched his head, "But there are indeed many I don't know, and the ones picked by Zhang Ren are different."
"People seldom eat wild vegetables now, and it's normal if they don't know them." Xie Buning thought nothing of it, and took out the ones he picked to teach them to distinguish them, "This is a small root of garlic, which can be seasoned. It's called yellow quail vegetables, and it tastes good." , bring it to stir-fry..."
He doesn't pick everything, but picks delicious and tender ones. After all, most wild vegetables don't taste very good.
Song Liu and Wei Heze were dumbfounded when they heard his introduction like a few treasures, and they couldn't help thinking: Taoist is such a mysterious profession, isn't Teacher Xie equivalent to a walking encyclopedia?
Just as the small wild vegetable class was starting here, an accident happened suddenly, and several people heard a barking from far to near.
"What's the situation?" The person who was digging for vegetables raised his head, not knowing why.
I saw Zeng Zhengqing and his photographer running wildly from the small dirt road, shouting as they ran, "Help, shit! There's a dog chasing me!"
Zhang Ren stood up, watching the play leisurely with a wild vegetable in his hand: "I said this person is dishonest, he must have been kicked out for stealing vegetables."
Xie Buning laughed, Zhang Ren was right, Zeng Zhengqing was still holding two cowpeas in his hand.
"Is there any rope?" Xie Buning asked from left to right because dogs cannot be allowed to bite people.
Seeing that the dog was so fierce that everyone was a little scared, Wei Heze hurriedly took out a bundle of rope from his backpack and threw it to him.
"Is the rope useful? The dog is so fierce, who can calm it down?"
Xie Buning rubbed his forehead helplessly, and said: "Dogs don't understand human words, so it's useless for you to reason with them. Let's tie it with a rope first, so as not to bite people."
A looper took shape in his hand, Xie Buning tried the feel twice, and was about to throw it at the running dog's head.
This is so difficult that it attracts everyone's attention for a while.Wei Heze thought of something, and suddenly grabbed his hand: "I thought of it!"
Xie Buning had an ominous premonition.
"Your song!" Wei Heze said loudly, took out the mobile phone issued by the program group to play the song, and said excitedly, "I watched the video of your song taming the tiger, hurry up, come to the scene again!"
The hair on Xie Buning's back stood up, and he didn't have time to stop: "Don't..." let it out.
The singing was pouring out at the highest volume, and all the people on the scene were silent. Only the singing male voice was still ringing... and the barking yellow dog slowly stopped.
Received Wei Heze's admiration, joy, and encouragement gaze, Xie Buning almost covered his face, this is too shameful...
When the show was broadcast, it was like dying in front of the whole country!
Everyone in the audience was in awe, but fortunately Zeng Zhengqing fell and turned his attention away.
In order to avoid the topic, Xie Buning walked over to help Zeng Zhengqing up, and saw a piece of skin scratched on his knee.
Seeing that Zhang Ren was really injured, he called the staff to stop the bleeding. Naturally, everyone's attention was on Zeng Zhengqing.
Zeng Zhengqing was so embarrassed, he sighed disheartenedly: "I'll just steal two beans from him, why is that dog so stingy, he just chased me a few miles away."
Zhang Ren sneered: "You can have fun, if you can't run away, you still steal food, if it wasn't for Xiao Xie's singing, you would be able to escape?"
It's true that which pot is not open and which pot is to be lifted, Xie Buning hesitated, took a few leaves and stepped forward: "I'll do it."
The staff is wiping it with a cotton ball. It is strange to hear that, why did you come here?
Xie Buning said: "The opening is too big, apply it with hemostatic grass."
Wei Heze: "Hey, you also picked hemostatic grass? Why didn't you teach me to recognize it just now?"
Of course Xie Buning didn't have the real hemostatic grass in his hand, how could it be such a coincidence.He just wanted to use a hemostatic spell to hit Huangzi with herbs, otherwise the show would still be broadcast?
Crush the herbs with fingers, form a ball and paste it on Zeng Zhengqing's wound, at the same time, Xie Buning stomped lightly with his right foot.No need to chant, the hemostatic spell will work immediately.
Zeng Zhengqing felt it himself, and said in surprise: "Hey, once this grass is applied, it won't hurt anymore."
The others smiled, thinking that he was acting psychologically, how could he be so magical.
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