The Taoist priest is beautiful in his prosperous age [entertainment circle]
Chapter 132 Participating in Variety Shows
"Really, don't believe it, the grass Xiao Xie found is quite useful." Zeng Zhengqing said in a thick voice.
Zhang Ren was helpless: "I believe, I believe. Get up and take a few steps to see, can you still go?"
Xie Buning was afraid that the green paste would be exposed, so he said to the staff: "Do you have a bandage? Wrap it around, or the herbs will fall off."
The staff had no doubts and immediately wrapped Zeng Zhengqing up.When he got up and walked around, he was able to walk freely, and there was no trace of injury at all, so everyone believed it.
"Mr. Xie is definitely a good hand at surviving in the wild." Zhang Ren was convinced and gave a thumbs up.
Xie Buning immediately suggested to the director: "Why don't we extend the shooting period to seven days..."
"Screw you!"
"Beasts!"
Everyone laughed and cursed, but the atmosphere was unprecedentedly harmonious. Mr. Xie was probably the one who was able to integrate into the program the most among all the flying guests, and he was able to take it in and out easily.
Zeng Zhengqing went to apologize to the owner who was too late to catch up, but he didn't dare to get close to Xie Buning who was leading the dog.
Everyone thought it was amazing, how could Gouzi treat Brother Zeng so fiercely, but he was so cute in front of Teacher Xie?This has become the unsolved mystery of this episode.
For lunch, the guests divided their work and stewed a large pot of vegetable soup with wild vegetables picked.
They didn't experience being so hungry for instant noodles that they cried, because Xie Buning contributed two packs of noodles, added them to the soup and cooked them, and they cheered.
The vegetable soup with noodle cakes has a strong aroma, and it suddenly becomes attractive from bland. With a small amount of seasoning, the soup is slightly milky white and very delicious.
Each person serves a bowl, and everyone can't wait to drink the first mouthful of soup.The rich and delicious soup awakens the taste buds, and the aroma of noodle soup and wild vegetables blend perfectly, blooming on the tip of the tongue.After a hot mouthful of soup, the stomach and the whole body are warmed up, relieving the exhaustion of a morning.
"what……"
For a while, sighs of satisfaction sounded one after another.Everyone sat in the shade and began to enjoy a delicious meal of self-reliance.
Zhang Ren said with satisfaction while eating: "It's so fragrant."
Song Liu eats more delicately, and he doesn't forget to look at the camera: "I thought the wild vegetables would be hard to swallow, but I didn't expect the taste to be very good, the soup is refreshing, anyway, it tastes different from the green vegetables we usually eat."
Wei Heze didn't forget to nod his head while eating, and said vaguely, "Mmm! The fragrance is very strong!"
He showed the food in his mouth to the camera: "Mr. Xie found the wild onion, the seasoning is excellent, and the purple spring onion sprinkled in it looks very good. I think he must be a connoisseur of food."
Smelling the fragrance in the air, the staff outside the camera couldn't help swallowing.Compared with the hot soup in the pot, the dry food in my mouth was tasteless and unattractive.
It would be nice to have a bowl of delicious hot soup at this time.
Swallowing the secreted saliva, the photographer approached Xie Buning to shoot.Xie Buning knew that he needed to interact more with his teammates, and smiled at Wei Heze's words: "Actually, I just want to keep my teammates fed and warm..."
The teammates moved their bowls and applauded.
Well said, Teacher Xie is really a little angel, so selfless!
……
During the entire afternoon of the game, Xie Buning and his teammates broke through many levels.
When he found the final point of the treasure, even the old fox Zhang Ren had to admire him for his flexible mind and good luck, Xiao Xie's performance was too eye-catching.It can be foreseen that the show will be broadcast, and the audience's attention will be on him.
There is a treasure chest in the room, hung with a big copper lock, placed on the stone platform at the end.
Xie Buning was the first to walk in front, with a key hanging in his hand, but the team members behind him didn't dare to be too happy.
"So you can get the treasure?"
"Beware of cheating, captain."
Everyone was cautious, fearing that they would fail at the last moment.
"Hahaha……"
Suddenly there was an extremely villainous laughter in the room.
Everyone had been prepared for a long time, and as expected, the director team still kept a hand.
The villain's voice with a little electronic sound came from the speaker: "Do you think you are the winner?"
The old fritters who were devastated were helpless and wanted to laugh, Xie Buning raised his head and smiled and said: "No, we didn't think so, don't force your lines."
trumpet:"……"
It continued: "Congratulations, you have found the treasure of the dragon..."
Tucao came from below: "This giant dragon is too poor, the treasure will be broken as soon as the box is broken."
The trumpet was a little depressed: "...Hehe, stupid human beings, let me tell you, there are two magical gold coins in the treasure chest, but - only one is a resurrection coin, and the other casts a curse. Only those who get the resurrection coin Only human beings are eligible to obtain all the treasures of the dragon!"
The villain is very involved, as if he has seen the pain of the treasure hunter choosing between life and death.
But in fact, everyone burst out laughing.
"Oh, it's not easy to guess the gold coin, leave it to Mr. Xie."
"Send the sub-question."
Xie Buning smiled but said nothing.
After being ridiculed, the voice in the speaker paused, and then said maliciously: "Among you, the inner ghost has already sneaked in, either find out and kill him, or you will be killed by him, stupid human beings, haha Ha ha……"
The laughter fell, and the relaxed expressions of several people split.
"When did I sneak into the ghost, why didn't I know?"
Zhang Ren and Zeng Zhengqing were suspicious of each other, and one said: "Is it you? You like to pretend to be honest and honest, and made our mission almost fail several times!"
"You fart, you are the most cunning, you don't want to be a thief shouting "Catch a thief."
Song Liu and Wei Heze were watching the play, it couldn't be them anyway.Oh, it can't be the captain either.
Wei Heze also leaned over to discuss with Xie Buning: "Mr. Xie, who do you think is the inner ghost, Brother Zeng or Brother Ren?"
Xie Buning looked back at him, still smiling.
Wei Heze sensed something was wrong: "..."
"Wait, you won't..." He was a little messy.
In order to prevent Zeng Zhengqing and Zhang Ren from having internal strife, Xie Buning stepped forward: "That's right, I am actually the villain among you. Don't blame yourself, it's all because I acted too well."
Everyone: "..."
Zeng Zhengqing and Zhang Ren stopped fighting, and looked at him together in disbelief: "How could you be an insider?"
They have always regarded Xie Buning as a respectable captain!
Song Liu and Wei Heze stared blankly at him with their mouths wide open.
The director team who is supervising: "..."
It's too much, the purpose of setting up this step is not to make Mr. Xie a werewolf self-destruct the truck!
The expected mutual suspicion, cannibalism, and the thrilling plot of catching ghosts all fell through...
Oh my god, the director grabbed his hair, wanting to cry but not crying.
In the room, Xie Buning took a few steps away and said, "Actually, I knew I was the ghost when I went ashore, but according to the director's design, it's not too challenging, so I'll be surprised when I tell you at the end, right?"
Everyone: "...It's really a surprise."
Wei Heze couldn't help complaining: "Captain, how can you do this, I really regard you as the captain."
"Silly boy, he is Captain Wolf in sheep's clothing, and he is our opponent now."
Zhang Ren's words reminded others that only by solving the inner ghost can they get the real treasure.
"Quick, we are four against one, we will definitely win."
The directors behind the monitor didn't understand what Xie Buning was playing. Isn't exposure at this time equivalent to throwing oneself into a trap?
"Wait," Xie Buning stood on the opposite side of the crowd, pointed at his feet, and smiled slyly, "The mechanism under my feet, you just take a step, and you will fall into the trap."
The four people who were about to rush over froze, their faces full of disbelief: Are you polite when you are so cunning? !
The directors behind were full of question marks and looked at each other: "Is there a trap here?"
"..."
The directors are enlightened, I will go, Mr. Xie is really good at acting!
Zhang Ren still wanted to struggle: "The key, don't give him the key."
Xie Buning raised his hand, and the key hanging from the rope flickered: "Of course the key is with the captain."
Zhang Ren: "..."
With a "click", Xie Buning opened the treasure chest, and there were two golden coins lying side by side on the top.
There is no doubt that he is the ultimate winner of this game.
Xie Buning walked to the treasure chest and became the only winner in the field.Zhang Ren and the others couldn't help stepping down their shoulders in discouragement. The cunning teacher Xie activated the mechanism, and they were doomed.
The expected siren sounded, and the familiar villain's laughter came from the loudspeaker: "Hahaha, the ghost of the player stepped on the mechanism, and the life value is reset to zero, and the life value is reset to zero—"
Everyone was stunned before they noticed that the siren was coming from under Xie Buning's feet, and then they realized that they were played by Teacher Xie.
Xie Buning didn't expect to die at the last step, so he shrugged helplessly at the camera. The program crew had too many routines, and it was not easy to be a villain.
In a place where they couldn't see, the director team also felt unexpected, and couldn't laugh or cry: "Who set up this trap, and it's abducted by Teacher Xie."
"I didn't expect this reversal haha, it's so funny, the good guy camp wins from start to finish."
When Xie Buning was taken away by the men in black, the rest of the team members were instantly stunned by the huge surprise, they didn't do anything and just... missed it?
Wei Heze was still reluctant to part with the captain who was taken away: "Captain, you are a good captain in my heart, goodbye." He waved his hand.
Xie Buning's lips curled slightly.
"..." Wei and Ze flinched, it's over, leaving behind the sequelae of being dominated by Teacher Xie.
To be on the safe side, the remaining four people worked together to carry the treasure box to the outside. Only then did the npc come out and announce their victory.
Everyone can't help but breathe a sigh of relief, there is an npc appearing, this time is a real victory, there will be no more accidents, right?
Under the spotlight, everyone cheered and celebrated for a while, and happily opened the treasure chest, all of them were stunned.
what's the situation?
Several directors looked at each other, and the camera immediately pointed the lens at the opened treasure chest——
I saw a gold coin lying alone inside, and the other one was missing!
Zhang Ren took out the gold coin in disbelief, held it up to everyone, and then flipped it over——
"It's a cursed gold coin!" Song Liu covered her mouth and exclaimed.
Under the lens, behind the gold coin is a skull pattern representing death.
A familiar figure came from under the building, and all the lights and cameras couldn't help but cast it on him. Everyone at the scene turned their heads and burst into ear-splitting cheers.
I was shocked, but I couldn't help admiring, completely surpassing the script, his performance was so wonderful!
Xie Buning was surrounded by lights, and couldn't help but raised his hand to block it: "You won't be blinded by the light on me, will you?"
Everyone: "Hahaha!"
With this small interruption, everyone lost their excitement and followed him back to the team.
Knowing what the director team was curious about, Xie Buning spread out his palm to the camera, and in his palm was a gold coin with angel wings printed on it.
He held up the gold coin and kissed it, with a smile in his eyes: "You stole the lucky coin."
Everyone was breathless.
Help, good Su, good Su Wu, I've become a fan...
Zhang Ren was helpless: "I believe, I believe. Get up and take a few steps to see, can you still go?"
Xie Buning was afraid that the green paste would be exposed, so he said to the staff: "Do you have a bandage? Wrap it around, or the herbs will fall off."
The staff had no doubts and immediately wrapped Zeng Zhengqing up.When he got up and walked around, he was able to walk freely, and there was no trace of injury at all, so everyone believed it.
"Mr. Xie is definitely a good hand at surviving in the wild." Zhang Ren was convinced and gave a thumbs up.
Xie Buning immediately suggested to the director: "Why don't we extend the shooting period to seven days..."
"Screw you!"
"Beasts!"
Everyone laughed and cursed, but the atmosphere was unprecedentedly harmonious. Mr. Xie was probably the one who was able to integrate into the program the most among all the flying guests, and he was able to take it in and out easily.
Zeng Zhengqing went to apologize to the owner who was too late to catch up, but he didn't dare to get close to Xie Buning who was leading the dog.
Everyone thought it was amazing, how could Gouzi treat Brother Zeng so fiercely, but he was so cute in front of Teacher Xie?This has become the unsolved mystery of this episode.
For lunch, the guests divided their work and stewed a large pot of vegetable soup with wild vegetables picked.
They didn't experience being so hungry for instant noodles that they cried, because Xie Buning contributed two packs of noodles, added them to the soup and cooked them, and they cheered.
The vegetable soup with noodle cakes has a strong aroma, and it suddenly becomes attractive from bland. With a small amount of seasoning, the soup is slightly milky white and very delicious.
Each person serves a bowl, and everyone can't wait to drink the first mouthful of soup.The rich and delicious soup awakens the taste buds, and the aroma of noodle soup and wild vegetables blend perfectly, blooming on the tip of the tongue.After a hot mouthful of soup, the stomach and the whole body are warmed up, relieving the exhaustion of a morning.
"what……"
For a while, sighs of satisfaction sounded one after another.Everyone sat in the shade and began to enjoy a delicious meal of self-reliance.
Zhang Ren said with satisfaction while eating: "It's so fragrant."
Song Liu eats more delicately, and he doesn't forget to look at the camera: "I thought the wild vegetables would be hard to swallow, but I didn't expect the taste to be very good, the soup is refreshing, anyway, it tastes different from the green vegetables we usually eat."
Wei Heze didn't forget to nod his head while eating, and said vaguely, "Mmm! The fragrance is very strong!"
He showed the food in his mouth to the camera: "Mr. Xie found the wild onion, the seasoning is excellent, and the purple spring onion sprinkled in it looks very good. I think he must be a connoisseur of food."
Smelling the fragrance in the air, the staff outside the camera couldn't help swallowing.Compared with the hot soup in the pot, the dry food in my mouth was tasteless and unattractive.
It would be nice to have a bowl of delicious hot soup at this time.
Swallowing the secreted saliva, the photographer approached Xie Buning to shoot.Xie Buning knew that he needed to interact more with his teammates, and smiled at Wei Heze's words: "Actually, I just want to keep my teammates fed and warm..."
The teammates moved their bowls and applauded.
Well said, Teacher Xie is really a little angel, so selfless!
……
During the entire afternoon of the game, Xie Buning and his teammates broke through many levels.
When he found the final point of the treasure, even the old fox Zhang Ren had to admire him for his flexible mind and good luck, Xiao Xie's performance was too eye-catching.It can be foreseen that the show will be broadcast, and the audience's attention will be on him.
There is a treasure chest in the room, hung with a big copper lock, placed on the stone platform at the end.
Xie Buning was the first to walk in front, with a key hanging in his hand, but the team members behind him didn't dare to be too happy.
"So you can get the treasure?"
"Beware of cheating, captain."
Everyone was cautious, fearing that they would fail at the last moment.
"Hahaha……"
Suddenly there was an extremely villainous laughter in the room.
Everyone had been prepared for a long time, and as expected, the director team still kept a hand.
The villain's voice with a little electronic sound came from the speaker: "Do you think you are the winner?"
The old fritters who were devastated were helpless and wanted to laugh, Xie Buning raised his head and smiled and said: "No, we didn't think so, don't force your lines."
trumpet:"……"
It continued: "Congratulations, you have found the treasure of the dragon..."
Tucao came from below: "This giant dragon is too poor, the treasure will be broken as soon as the box is broken."
The trumpet was a little depressed: "...Hehe, stupid human beings, let me tell you, there are two magical gold coins in the treasure chest, but - only one is a resurrection coin, and the other casts a curse. Only those who get the resurrection coin Only human beings are eligible to obtain all the treasures of the dragon!"
The villain is very involved, as if he has seen the pain of the treasure hunter choosing between life and death.
But in fact, everyone burst out laughing.
"Oh, it's not easy to guess the gold coin, leave it to Mr. Xie."
"Send the sub-question."
Xie Buning smiled but said nothing.
After being ridiculed, the voice in the speaker paused, and then said maliciously: "Among you, the inner ghost has already sneaked in, either find out and kill him, or you will be killed by him, stupid human beings, haha Ha ha……"
The laughter fell, and the relaxed expressions of several people split.
"When did I sneak into the ghost, why didn't I know?"
Zhang Ren and Zeng Zhengqing were suspicious of each other, and one said: "Is it you? You like to pretend to be honest and honest, and made our mission almost fail several times!"
"You fart, you are the most cunning, you don't want to be a thief shouting "Catch a thief."
Song Liu and Wei Heze were watching the play, it couldn't be them anyway.Oh, it can't be the captain either.
Wei Heze also leaned over to discuss with Xie Buning: "Mr. Xie, who do you think is the inner ghost, Brother Zeng or Brother Ren?"
Xie Buning looked back at him, still smiling.
Wei Heze sensed something was wrong: "..."
"Wait, you won't..." He was a little messy.
In order to prevent Zeng Zhengqing and Zhang Ren from having internal strife, Xie Buning stepped forward: "That's right, I am actually the villain among you. Don't blame yourself, it's all because I acted too well."
Everyone: "..."
Zeng Zhengqing and Zhang Ren stopped fighting, and looked at him together in disbelief: "How could you be an insider?"
They have always regarded Xie Buning as a respectable captain!
Song Liu and Wei Heze stared blankly at him with their mouths wide open.
The director team who is supervising: "..."
It's too much, the purpose of setting up this step is not to make Mr. Xie a werewolf self-destruct the truck!
The expected mutual suspicion, cannibalism, and the thrilling plot of catching ghosts all fell through...
Oh my god, the director grabbed his hair, wanting to cry but not crying.
In the room, Xie Buning took a few steps away and said, "Actually, I knew I was the ghost when I went ashore, but according to the director's design, it's not too challenging, so I'll be surprised when I tell you at the end, right?"
Everyone: "...It's really a surprise."
Wei Heze couldn't help complaining: "Captain, how can you do this, I really regard you as the captain."
"Silly boy, he is Captain Wolf in sheep's clothing, and he is our opponent now."
Zhang Ren's words reminded others that only by solving the inner ghost can they get the real treasure.
"Quick, we are four against one, we will definitely win."
The directors behind the monitor didn't understand what Xie Buning was playing. Isn't exposure at this time equivalent to throwing oneself into a trap?
"Wait," Xie Buning stood on the opposite side of the crowd, pointed at his feet, and smiled slyly, "The mechanism under my feet, you just take a step, and you will fall into the trap."
The four people who were about to rush over froze, their faces full of disbelief: Are you polite when you are so cunning? !
The directors behind were full of question marks and looked at each other: "Is there a trap here?"
"..."
The directors are enlightened, I will go, Mr. Xie is really good at acting!
Zhang Ren still wanted to struggle: "The key, don't give him the key."
Xie Buning raised his hand, and the key hanging from the rope flickered: "Of course the key is with the captain."
Zhang Ren: "..."
With a "click", Xie Buning opened the treasure chest, and there were two golden coins lying side by side on the top.
There is no doubt that he is the ultimate winner of this game.
Xie Buning walked to the treasure chest and became the only winner in the field.Zhang Ren and the others couldn't help stepping down their shoulders in discouragement. The cunning teacher Xie activated the mechanism, and they were doomed.
The expected siren sounded, and the familiar villain's laughter came from the loudspeaker: "Hahaha, the ghost of the player stepped on the mechanism, and the life value is reset to zero, and the life value is reset to zero—"
Everyone was stunned before they noticed that the siren was coming from under Xie Buning's feet, and then they realized that they were played by Teacher Xie.
Xie Buning didn't expect to die at the last step, so he shrugged helplessly at the camera. The program crew had too many routines, and it was not easy to be a villain.
In a place where they couldn't see, the director team also felt unexpected, and couldn't laugh or cry: "Who set up this trap, and it's abducted by Teacher Xie."
"I didn't expect this reversal haha, it's so funny, the good guy camp wins from start to finish."
When Xie Buning was taken away by the men in black, the rest of the team members were instantly stunned by the huge surprise, they didn't do anything and just... missed it?
Wei Heze was still reluctant to part with the captain who was taken away: "Captain, you are a good captain in my heart, goodbye." He waved his hand.
Xie Buning's lips curled slightly.
"..." Wei and Ze flinched, it's over, leaving behind the sequelae of being dominated by Teacher Xie.
To be on the safe side, the remaining four people worked together to carry the treasure box to the outside. Only then did the npc come out and announce their victory.
Everyone can't help but breathe a sigh of relief, there is an npc appearing, this time is a real victory, there will be no more accidents, right?
Under the spotlight, everyone cheered and celebrated for a while, and happily opened the treasure chest, all of them were stunned.
what's the situation?
Several directors looked at each other, and the camera immediately pointed the lens at the opened treasure chest——
I saw a gold coin lying alone inside, and the other one was missing!
Zhang Ren took out the gold coin in disbelief, held it up to everyone, and then flipped it over——
"It's a cursed gold coin!" Song Liu covered her mouth and exclaimed.
Under the lens, behind the gold coin is a skull pattern representing death.
A familiar figure came from under the building, and all the lights and cameras couldn't help but cast it on him. Everyone at the scene turned their heads and burst into ear-splitting cheers.
I was shocked, but I couldn't help admiring, completely surpassing the script, his performance was so wonderful!
Xie Buning was surrounded by lights, and couldn't help but raised his hand to block it: "You won't be blinded by the light on me, will you?"
Everyone: "Hahaha!"
With this small interruption, everyone lost their excitement and followed him back to the team.
Knowing what the director team was curious about, Xie Buning spread out his palm to the camera, and in his palm was a gold coin with angel wings printed on it.
He held up the gold coin and kissed it, with a smile in his eyes: "You stole the lucky coin."
Everyone was breathless.
Help, good Su, good Su Wu, I've become a fan...
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