The Taoist priest is beautiful in his prosperous age [entertainment circle]
Chapter 130 Participating in a Variety Show 2
The pier is hundreds of meters away from the island, the sea is open and sparkling, but it is not so friendly to Xie Buning on the boat.
Seeing that the ferry is getting far away, and the shore is not far away, Xie Buning and the boatman paddle together, slowly crawling like a turtle...
The stark contrast made the onlookers laugh out loud, and the director team was also very satisfied. They wanted this kind of program effect.
Director Yao and the photographer are on another small boat, following Xie Buning to take pictures.Zooming in for a close-up, I wanted to capture Teacher Xie's disappointed expression as a material, but I caught him smiling and greeting the camera.
Teacher Xie's temper is too good...the cameraman gave the director a look like this.
This is the first time I participated in our program, I don't know the sinister intentions of the director team...
"Mr. Xie, aren't you afraid that you will be the last one to arrive at the assembly point again?" Director Yao shouted from another boat.
Xie Buning heard the sound but laughed without saying a word, the movement of paddles was unhurried and leisurely, not like being abandoned by everyone, but as relaxed as boating on the lake.
The others and the director team immediately admired secretly, wow, Mr. Xie has a lot of idol burdens in front of the camera, and he didn’t forget to pretend to be aggressive when he was punished-but this scene is really beautiful, and it is very attractive to Yangou, so take more shots...
Xie Buning didn't know that he was misunderstood, he was not in a hurry, it was entirely because there was no need to be in a hurry.
Director Yao was still trying to guide him, and deliberately said: "The others have already walked two-thirds of the distance."
Xie Buning stared back: "Yes, because they have waves, but I only have oars..."
After speaking, he swiped hard in the water twice.
Director Yao: "..."
Inexplicably guilty, it seems to be accused?But this paragraph is very stalking, Mr. Xie's serious expression is matched with the lines, which is very funny.
Satisfied, the director made an "ok" gesture from the air, and grinned behind the camera with several staff members. Everyone thought he was deliberately creating a program effect.
Seeing the director's gesture, Xie Buning was stunned for a moment before reacting.That's right, a reality show has to have some performance elements, otherwise how to arouse the emotions of the audience, no wonder the director always hints something.
After thinking this through, Xie Buning immediately met the director's needs, showing a distressed expression: "In this case, I will definitely not be able to catch up with them."
"Hey, what should I do..."
In the camera, Xie Buning looked longingly at the big ferry, like a rookie who was abandoned by his big brothers, looking so pitiful and helpless.
Brother cameraman and director: "..."
If we hadn't seen you in the mood to take pictures just now, we would have almost believed it.
Next, Xie Buning really tried to paddle, as if trying to overtake the ferry.
Before everyone had time to tease him, they saw a few shadows swimming towards the boat suddenly under the water.Under the sun, water splashed, and several dolphins jumped out of the blue sea, stunned everyone for a moment.
The guests and passengers on the ferry stood up excitedly and flocked to the side of the ship to watch.They didn't know that there were dolphins in this sea area beforehand, and they were so pleasantly surprised that they kept shouting how cute they were!
It's a pity that the dolphins only circled and jumped around the boat, ignoring the tall ferry in the distance and the eager humans on it.
"I take back what I said earlier, Xiao Xie doesn't need our sympathy at all." Song Liu spread his hands helplessly.
The film king Zeng Zhengqing looks like a rough guy, but he is eagerly looking at the dolphin over there, and he likes it very much.
Zhang Ren said with a smile: "Why, do you want to go there?"
Brother Zeng said jealously: "I would have been with Xiao Xie if I knew it earlier!"
Wei Heze exclaimed: "Wow, Teacher Xie is petting a dolphin!"
"Oh my God, those dolphins are so good, they line up one by one for him to touch..."
Crying with envy, playing dolphins at super close range, this is the real sea trip!
All of a sudden, the situation reversed. Before, they all laughed and said "I feel sorry for Xiao Xie", but now they just want to hug themselves tightly...
On the boat, Xie Buning stroked the smooth back of the dolphin, feeling cool, slippery and elastic to the touch.The dolphins in the water swarmed around him, making cute calls, which attracted photographers to keep taking pictures.
The one being stroked even took the initiative to turn its body sideways, wide-kissed as if smiling, and seemed very happy.
In order to get closer to take a clearer shot, the photographer almost fell into the water.Fortunately, he is very satisfied with the pictures he took. The interaction between Mr. Xie and the dolphins is so cute!
Uncle Boatman said with a smile: "Dolphins are very dear!"
It can be seen that these smiling angels seem to have the nature of "dogs".Xie Buning touched it a few more times, and asked, "Are they usually close to the people on the boat?"
The uncle shook his head: "That's not true, there are very few people who are as popular as you."
At the end, he murmured, "I know how to pick good-looking ones, why is it so high in IQ", which made Xie Buning dumbfounded, obviously it was just a coincidence.
After being petted one by one, the dolphins swam away in groups, but they did not leave, but swam towards the direction of the ferry.
Surprised by the presence of the dolphins, the tourists begged the captain to slow down.
When the dolphins approached the side of the boat from the water, everyone was even more reluctant to leave, and wanted to imitate Xie Buning and stroke the dolphins.Zeng Zhengqing took the lead and ran to the deck. Others had already pulled out their mobile phones and were fascinated to take pictures of the elves in the sea.
"It's so cute, it's smiling at me, look at it!"
"Ah, it rubbed its mouth against my hand, my God..."
Several guests couldn't help but repeatedly begged the captain to slow down, so that they could play with the little dolphin for a while, and they were very involved in the game.
Xie Buning glanced at the slowing ferry and smiled at the camera: "Today we will tell a story about the tortoise and the hare..."
After previewing the previous content of the show, I know that the director team always likes to dig holes.Xie Buning boldly guessed that the order of arriving at the meeting point on the other side is very important.
That being the case, of course we should speed up when the enemy is relaxing.
At first, Xie Buning was not proficient in rowing.After observing the movement of the uncle's oars for a while, it was in line with his rhythm, the speed was greatly increased, and it didn't take long to catch up with the ferry ahead.
It wasn't until the director couldn't help reminding them that everyone looked up, only to realize that the boat had already surpassed them by a large margin, and the other party was almost reaching the shore!
"Quick, quick, speed up, captain, catch up!"
"No way, we're about to lose, big brother." Zhang Ren and Wei Heze teamed up to pull Zeng Zhengqing, who was fascinated by the dolphins, up.
Song Liu remained calm, and said, "We are fast, and we still hope to catch up."
At this moment, the captain said helplessly: "I want to leave too, but now they are blocking me from going."
It turned out that the dolphins blocked the bow and were too close to the ship's side. The captain was afraid that speeding up would cause injury to the dolphins, so he dared not start the motor.
This is so beautiful. Zeng Zhengqing rubbed his hands happily: "I haven't touched enough yet."
Song Liu and others: "..."
They watched Xie Buning reach the shore, and when the boat stopped, he immediately boarded the land and waved to the people on board.
"..."
It's so ironic, I was gloating in front of the camera before, guessing that the director team must have dug a hole again, and Xiaoxie will be the last one to go ashore... Don't think about it, the director will definitely play back the show repeatedly and slap them in the face!
More importantly, without Xiao Xie at the bottom, the person who was cheated became one of them.So when they got off the boat, everyone was just putting on a scheming show, and the good brother ran away while talking.
In the end, the eldest brother Zeng Zhengqing was abandoned by his younger brothers, and he ran to the last place panting.
And Xie Buning sat leisurely under the shade of a tree, waiting for them with a smile.
"You are so lucky, you can get the first place." Wei Heze sighed.
Xie Buning nodded: "Yes, I think so too!"
"........."
Although the others were not reconciled, they had to bow to his good luck.Only director Yao and his team who were following the filming suddenly felt respectful when they thought of Xie Buning's calm smile before.
This is not good luck, maybe people have already figured it out!No wonder there is no rush.
When the phone was about to be confiscated, Director Yao went to ask Xie Buning, and his tone was extra cautious...
Xie Buning didn't notice her change, and his mind was on the newly appeared task card, and he was listening to Zhang Ren reading: "...your task is to find the treasure that has been lost on the island for many years. Those who get the treasure will get huge rewards. rewards and a chance to leave the island!"
"Prior to this, you can only rely on your own hands and rely on your own efforts on the hard-working island..." Several guests spread their hands at the camera, knowing that the director team was wrong.
Zhang Ren continued to read: "The first person to go ashore can get a material reward - two packs of instant noodles!"
Except for Xie Buning, everyone else immediately became overwhelmed.Compared with their self-reliance, how precious and extravagant are the two packs of instant noodles!
Several people immediately yelled: "Director, are you cheating? You can't be biased towards the new member's appearance!"
"Aren't I worth a pack of instant noodles?"
"Who doesn't prepare dry food for treasure hunters!"
The director was also very helpless: "There are no unspoken rules. You can't take the ferry faster than anyone else, so reflect on yourself."
"..."
A few people have nothing to say, they won the first place by luck, there is nothing we can do!
So when the show just started, Xie Buning was lucky enough to solve the lunch problem.When I took two bags of instant noodles, a small card fell out of it.
Pick it up and see that there is a map fragment on it.Several people guessed that it was a corner of the treasure map, and then proceeded according to the above route.
On the way, a few people who needed to be self-reliant came to find Xie Buning to make friends with each other, just for a pack of instant noodles.
Zeng Zhengqing said: "You can't eat two packs by yourself, how about giving one pack to the eldest brother, who will protect you?"
Zhang Ren pushed him away: "Don't be shameless, it's your turn if I'm still here?"
Song Liu, Wei Heze did not give in, the four of them surrounded Xie Buning, each pulling a corner of his clothes and neither of them would give in.
"Xiao Xie has to take care of girls!"
Wei Heze: "Mr. Xie and I both make music!"
After a dispute, several people said in unison: "Xiao Xie, tell me, who is it for!"
Xie Buning couldn't stand being pulled and pulled, and said loudly in pain: "No, you don't want to fight for me anymore!"
"........."
Several people were quiet for a moment, they let go one after another, laughing and laughing, they didn't expect Xie Buning to pick up the joke so well.
"If you promise to give me the instant noodles, I will fight for you, how about it?" Song Liu wiped away the tears from laughing.
Seeing the happy atmosphere of the program group, Xie Buning thought to himself, it's right to make trouble after all.That being the case, of course it is impossible to agree to their request.
Xie Buning already understood the essence of reality shows, Shi Shiran said: "Well, I want to share instant noodles with my teammates."
When the others heard it, they suddenly felt hopeful: "Then who is your alliance teammate?"
"Choose me, I have great physical strength!"
"Ally with me!"
If it was so easy, how could he propose to form an alliance with his teammates? Xie Buning bad-heartedly expressed that he would depend on their performance.
So in the following journey, everyone was surprised to see the old guests show their hospitality to Xie Buning who came for the first time, surrounded by the front and back, and Xie Buning in the middle was as popular as a heartthrob.
The director team did not expect that two packs of instant noodles could produce such a good effect, and the scenes captured were full of comedy, which made him not too happy, and praised his insight.
"This issue will definitely explode!"
Seeing that the ferry is getting far away, and the shore is not far away, Xie Buning and the boatman paddle together, slowly crawling like a turtle...
The stark contrast made the onlookers laugh out loud, and the director team was also very satisfied. They wanted this kind of program effect.
Director Yao and the photographer are on another small boat, following Xie Buning to take pictures.Zooming in for a close-up, I wanted to capture Teacher Xie's disappointed expression as a material, but I caught him smiling and greeting the camera.
Teacher Xie's temper is too good...the cameraman gave the director a look like this.
This is the first time I participated in our program, I don't know the sinister intentions of the director team...
"Mr. Xie, aren't you afraid that you will be the last one to arrive at the assembly point again?" Director Yao shouted from another boat.
Xie Buning heard the sound but laughed without saying a word, the movement of paddles was unhurried and leisurely, not like being abandoned by everyone, but as relaxed as boating on the lake.
The others and the director team immediately admired secretly, wow, Mr. Xie has a lot of idol burdens in front of the camera, and he didn’t forget to pretend to be aggressive when he was punished-but this scene is really beautiful, and it is very attractive to Yangou, so take more shots...
Xie Buning didn't know that he was misunderstood, he was not in a hurry, it was entirely because there was no need to be in a hurry.
Director Yao was still trying to guide him, and deliberately said: "The others have already walked two-thirds of the distance."
Xie Buning stared back: "Yes, because they have waves, but I only have oars..."
After speaking, he swiped hard in the water twice.
Director Yao: "..."
Inexplicably guilty, it seems to be accused?But this paragraph is very stalking, Mr. Xie's serious expression is matched with the lines, which is very funny.
Satisfied, the director made an "ok" gesture from the air, and grinned behind the camera with several staff members. Everyone thought he was deliberately creating a program effect.
Seeing the director's gesture, Xie Buning was stunned for a moment before reacting.That's right, a reality show has to have some performance elements, otherwise how to arouse the emotions of the audience, no wonder the director always hints something.
After thinking this through, Xie Buning immediately met the director's needs, showing a distressed expression: "In this case, I will definitely not be able to catch up with them."
"Hey, what should I do..."
In the camera, Xie Buning looked longingly at the big ferry, like a rookie who was abandoned by his big brothers, looking so pitiful and helpless.
Brother cameraman and director: "..."
If we hadn't seen you in the mood to take pictures just now, we would have almost believed it.
Next, Xie Buning really tried to paddle, as if trying to overtake the ferry.
Before everyone had time to tease him, they saw a few shadows swimming towards the boat suddenly under the water.Under the sun, water splashed, and several dolphins jumped out of the blue sea, stunned everyone for a moment.
The guests and passengers on the ferry stood up excitedly and flocked to the side of the ship to watch.They didn't know that there were dolphins in this sea area beforehand, and they were so pleasantly surprised that they kept shouting how cute they were!
It's a pity that the dolphins only circled and jumped around the boat, ignoring the tall ferry in the distance and the eager humans on it.
"I take back what I said earlier, Xiao Xie doesn't need our sympathy at all." Song Liu spread his hands helplessly.
The film king Zeng Zhengqing looks like a rough guy, but he is eagerly looking at the dolphin over there, and he likes it very much.
Zhang Ren said with a smile: "Why, do you want to go there?"
Brother Zeng said jealously: "I would have been with Xiao Xie if I knew it earlier!"
Wei Heze exclaimed: "Wow, Teacher Xie is petting a dolphin!"
"Oh my God, those dolphins are so good, they line up one by one for him to touch..."
Crying with envy, playing dolphins at super close range, this is the real sea trip!
All of a sudden, the situation reversed. Before, they all laughed and said "I feel sorry for Xiao Xie", but now they just want to hug themselves tightly...
On the boat, Xie Buning stroked the smooth back of the dolphin, feeling cool, slippery and elastic to the touch.The dolphins in the water swarmed around him, making cute calls, which attracted photographers to keep taking pictures.
The one being stroked even took the initiative to turn its body sideways, wide-kissed as if smiling, and seemed very happy.
In order to get closer to take a clearer shot, the photographer almost fell into the water.Fortunately, he is very satisfied with the pictures he took. The interaction between Mr. Xie and the dolphins is so cute!
Uncle Boatman said with a smile: "Dolphins are very dear!"
It can be seen that these smiling angels seem to have the nature of "dogs".Xie Buning touched it a few more times, and asked, "Are they usually close to the people on the boat?"
The uncle shook his head: "That's not true, there are very few people who are as popular as you."
At the end, he murmured, "I know how to pick good-looking ones, why is it so high in IQ", which made Xie Buning dumbfounded, obviously it was just a coincidence.
After being petted one by one, the dolphins swam away in groups, but they did not leave, but swam towards the direction of the ferry.
Surprised by the presence of the dolphins, the tourists begged the captain to slow down.
When the dolphins approached the side of the boat from the water, everyone was even more reluctant to leave, and wanted to imitate Xie Buning and stroke the dolphins.Zeng Zhengqing took the lead and ran to the deck. Others had already pulled out their mobile phones and were fascinated to take pictures of the elves in the sea.
"It's so cute, it's smiling at me, look at it!"
"Ah, it rubbed its mouth against my hand, my God..."
Several guests couldn't help but repeatedly begged the captain to slow down, so that they could play with the little dolphin for a while, and they were very involved in the game.
Xie Buning glanced at the slowing ferry and smiled at the camera: "Today we will tell a story about the tortoise and the hare..."
After previewing the previous content of the show, I know that the director team always likes to dig holes.Xie Buning boldly guessed that the order of arriving at the meeting point on the other side is very important.
That being the case, of course we should speed up when the enemy is relaxing.
At first, Xie Buning was not proficient in rowing.After observing the movement of the uncle's oars for a while, it was in line with his rhythm, the speed was greatly increased, and it didn't take long to catch up with the ferry ahead.
It wasn't until the director couldn't help reminding them that everyone looked up, only to realize that the boat had already surpassed them by a large margin, and the other party was almost reaching the shore!
"Quick, quick, speed up, captain, catch up!"
"No way, we're about to lose, big brother." Zhang Ren and Wei Heze teamed up to pull Zeng Zhengqing, who was fascinated by the dolphins, up.
Song Liu remained calm, and said, "We are fast, and we still hope to catch up."
At this moment, the captain said helplessly: "I want to leave too, but now they are blocking me from going."
It turned out that the dolphins blocked the bow and were too close to the ship's side. The captain was afraid that speeding up would cause injury to the dolphins, so he dared not start the motor.
This is so beautiful. Zeng Zhengqing rubbed his hands happily: "I haven't touched enough yet."
Song Liu and others: "..."
They watched Xie Buning reach the shore, and when the boat stopped, he immediately boarded the land and waved to the people on board.
"..."
It's so ironic, I was gloating in front of the camera before, guessing that the director team must have dug a hole again, and Xiaoxie will be the last one to go ashore... Don't think about it, the director will definitely play back the show repeatedly and slap them in the face!
More importantly, without Xiao Xie at the bottom, the person who was cheated became one of them.So when they got off the boat, everyone was just putting on a scheming show, and the good brother ran away while talking.
In the end, the eldest brother Zeng Zhengqing was abandoned by his younger brothers, and he ran to the last place panting.
And Xie Buning sat leisurely under the shade of a tree, waiting for them with a smile.
"You are so lucky, you can get the first place." Wei Heze sighed.
Xie Buning nodded: "Yes, I think so too!"
"........."
Although the others were not reconciled, they had to bow to his good luck.Only director Yao and his team who were following the filming suddenly felt respectful when they thought of Xie Buning's calm smile before.
This is not good luck, maybe people have already figured it out!No wonder there is no rush.
When the phone was about to be confiscated, Director Yao went to ask Xie Buning, and his tone was extra cautious...
Xie Buning didn't notice her change, and his mind was on the newly appeared task card, and he was listening to Zhang Ren reading: "...your task is to find the treasure that has been lost on the island for many years. Those who get the treasure will get huge rewards. rewards and a chance to leave the island!"
"Prior to this, you can only rely on your own hands and rely on your own efforts on the hard-working island..." Several guests spread their hands at the camera, knowing that the director team was wrong.
Zhang Ren continued to read: "The first person to go ashore can get a material reward - two packs of instant noodles!"
Except for Xie Buning, everyone else immediately became overwhelmed.Compared with their self-reliance, how precious and extravagant are the two packs of instant noodles!
Several people immediately yelled: "Director, are you cheating? You can't be biased towards the new member's appearance!"
"Aren't I worth a pack of instant noodles?"
"Who doesn't prepare dry food for treasure hunters!"
The director was also very helpless: "There are no unspoken rules. You can't take the ferry faster than anyone else, so reflect on yourself."
"..."
A few people have nothing to say, they won the first place by luck, there is nothing we can do!
So when the show just started, Xie Buning was lucky enough to solve the lunch problem.When I took two bags of instant noodles, a small card fell out of it.
Pick it up and see that there is a map fragment on it.Several people guessed that it was a corner of the treasure map, and then proceeded according to the above route.
On the way, a few people who needed to be self-reliant came to find Xie Buning to make friends with each other, just for a pack of instant noodles.
Zeng Zhengqing said: "You can't eat two packs by yourself, how about giving one pack to the eldest brother, who will protect you?"
Zhang Ren pushed him away: "Don't be shameless, it's your turn if I'm still here?"
Song Liu, Wei Heze did not give in, the four of them surrounded Xie Buning, each pulling a corner of his clothes and neither of them would give in.
"Xiao Xie has to take care of girls!"
Wei Heze: "Mr. Xie and I both make music!"
After a dispute, several people said in unison: "Xiao Xie, tell me, who is it for!"
Xie Buning couldn't stand being pulled and pulled, and said loudly in pain: "No, you don't want to fight for me anymore!"
"........."
Several people were quiet for a moment, they let go one after another, laughing and laughing, they didn't expect Xie Buning to pick up the joke so well.
"If you promise to give me the instant noodles, I will fight for you, how about it?" Song Liu wiped away the tears from laughing.
Seeing the happy atmosphere of the program group, Xie Buning thought to himself, it's right to make trouble after all.That being the case, of course it is impossible to agree to their request.
Xie Buning already understood the essence of reality shows, Shi Shiran said: "Well, I want to share instant noodles with my teammates."
When the others heard it, they suddenly felt hopeful: "Then who is your alliance teammate?"
"Choose me, I have great physical strength!"
"Ally with me!"
If it was so easy, how could he propose to form an alliance with his teammates? Xie Buning bad-heartedly expressed that he would depend on their performance.
So in the following journey, everyone was surprised to see the old guests show their hospitality to Xie Buning who came for the first time, surrounded by the front and back, and Xie Buning in the middle was as popular as a heartthrob.
The director team did not expect that two packs of instant noodles could produce such a good effect, and the scenes captured were full of comedy, which made him not too happy, and praised his insight.
"This issue will definitely explode!"
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