[Fairy Tail] Denisa

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3.How did the ant die after falling from the Himalayas?

Answer: Starved to death.Because it is too light~ so it takes a long time to float down...

4.The most KB diary in the world

The old bear was about to write a diary, but found that the diary was used up. He wanted to go out and buy another one to write, but it was already twelve o'clock in the evening.But he still rode his bicycle and looked for it on the dark street. After searching for a long time, he finally found a bookstore and went in before it closed.He liked a diary very much, so he asked the boss how much it was.

The boss said in a deep voice: "This is imported, and the price is 70 yuan..."

The old bear said, "It's so expensive, but I only have 50 yuan to bring out."

The boss said: "It doesn't matter, let's count it as 50 yuan."

Old Xiong said happily, "Thank you boss."

The boss said again in a very low and gloomy voice: "When you buy it back, don't open the last page, otherwise something very KB will happen. Don't blame me for not reminding you!"

The old bear said, "Well, I see."

Old Xiong bought the diary home, unpacked it, and put it on the table in front of the window in the room.At this time, he wanted to take a shower before coming out to write a diary...

After taking a bath, the old bear found that the window in front of the desk was opened, and the wind blew away the pages of the diary one by one... When the last page was almost blown, the old bear stepped forward to stop it, but it was too late. The last page was blown away by the wind

What happened to KB... I saw the old bear screamed because he saw the last page read:

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keep pulling...

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It's ok, I have to pull a little bit at the end...

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The last page reads——Pricing: 3 yuan

5.A male deer, it walked, walked faster and faster, and finally it became a highway (deer)! ! ! !

6.Two tomatoes were crossing the road, a car was speeding by, one of them couldn't dodge and was crushed, the other tomato pointed at the crushed tomato and laughed: Digging hahaha, tomato sauce...

7.The big bad wolf said: "I want to eat you!!!" Guess what's wrong?

As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.

8.The stone and the rice cake fought, and the stone flew up and kicked the rice cake into the sea...

Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who made a private decision for life, but the boy needed to serve in the military, so he made an oath with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl today three years later. quit.Finally, 3 years have passed, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she has not been able to wait, she is too sad, she throws the diamond ring into the sea in despair, and goes away.However, the boy had been waiting for the girl all the time, but the girl misunderstood the date, so it became a regret forever.The boy was heartbroken... After a few years, the boy went out fishing and guess what he caught?

rice cake! ! !

9.There was a duck named Xiao Huang. One day he was hit by a car, and he yelled: "Quack!" Since then, he has become a little cucumber! !

10.The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so he stretched out his hand to scratch, and burned himself to death...

11.once upon a time there was a bird

Every day he passes a cornfield

but unfortunately

One day a fire broke out in that cornfield

All corn turned into popcorn

After the bird flies past...

I thought it was snowing, so I was freezing to death...

12.When will Taipei want to reunify?

when buying instant noodles

13.Ah Song and Ah Bo chatted and said that time is not forgiving.

Asong: "Recalling my childhood, the happiest thing I had was Children's Day."

Abo: "Ten years later is Youth Day."

Asong: "Ten years from now will be Father's Day."

Abo: "Older People's Day will be in a few decades."

Asong: "It will be another few decades."

Abo: "Ching Ming Festival."

14.Soldiers: "Thirsty...thirsty..."

Cao Cao: "Everyone hold on for a while! I have been to this place before, and I remember that there is a plum forest nearby, and it may be there after a while."

Soldiers: "Oh ￣￣￣￣There are plums to eat ￣￣￣oh ￣￣￣"

Half an hour later——Cao Ren: "My lord! The expedition team found a large amount of water!"

Cao Cao: "Hahahaha, did you hear that? Finally, there is water to drink."

All the soldiers: "Don't go...you must find Meizi..."12.A girl was broken in love, and I advised her: "It's hard to find two-legged toads, but there are plenty of three-legged men!"

15.One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I a silly boy?" Dad said: "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

16.A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met on the street, why didn't they say hello? ? (assuming they can talk)

because………………. .

because……………………

Because they are not familiar~~~~~~~~

17.Question: How to quiet the sparrow?

Answer: Press it.

Reason: silence (squeeze silence).

18.A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole, and then asked him, "Tell me, where are you from? If you don't tell me, I will electrocute you!!!" The college student replied to the enemy, but was arrested. Electrocuted...

He said, "I'm from TV University!"

19.Do you know what color Spider-Man is?

red, wrong!

it's white

If you don’t believe me, read the English of Spider-Man: spiderman (a white person)

20.Why did Xiao Ming fall down?

Please think twice………………………. .

Because the floor is slippery

twenty one.After a party, a group of animals rushed into the 21-7 convenience store to buy things. Because it was too noisy, they were all beaten out by the clerk, but the lamb was left alone in the store. Why?

Convenience stores are open 24 hours...

twenty two.The glass and the coffee cup were crossing the road together, when suddenly someone yelled: The car is coming!

As a result, the glass was hit by a car, but the coffee cup was fine. Why?

Coffee cups have ears!

twenty three.A horse said, our company is grandly launching a new product, Flattery No. 23, referred to as MP3...

twenty four.One day, the cockroach sister ran back crying. .

The cockroach father asked, "What's wrong with my daughter?"

The cockroach sister said, "Dad! Why do people say I'm a pest! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow... .

At this time, Brother Cockroach also came back, and he said happily:

"Dad! This is the first time in my life that someone greeted me warmly~"

Dad Roach asked, "Really? What did they say?"

Brother Cockroach: I just went out, and when they saw me, they said:

"Hi! ~~~~~~~ Bug~"

25.A candy, walking in the North Pole, felt that he was so cold——so it turned into rock candy! ! !

26.A cabbage, undressed as I walked, and finally it was gone...  .

27.There's a bear coming and coming prepared (There's a bear coming)

No.11 The incredible book (book11)

The sheep stopped breathing and elated (the sheep did not exhale)

28.A black cat saved a white cat from the river. Do you know what the white cat said to the black cat later?

It said: Aim~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

29.Wolf, tiger or lion, who will be eliminated in the game?Wolf

Because: Momotaro (elimination of wolves)

30.How to make a drink bigger?

Chanting the Great Compassion Mantra

31.A thief went to other people's house to steal things. After entering the house, he saw that there was no one in the house, but he was very poor, so he left 200 yuan and left...

32.Rogue + Rogue =?

=Rogue Rabbit (TWO)————————————————————————————————————————————————————

33.I bought a TV produced by China Unicom, and I kept selecting channels, all snowflakes and no signal. At this time, the TV said: The TV you dialed is not in the service area, please try again later...

34.One day, I fell down with a match, broke my head and went to the hospital to bandage it, and it turned into a cotton swab after it came out! ! !

35.The Leaning Tower of Pisa is about to fall. Someone is going to help the tower. Who is he?

John (as John Travolta)

36.Once upon a time there was a man who liked to knead clay sculptures very much.One day he grabbed the clay on a whim and kneaded it, and finally made a clay figurine, but the clay figurine was naked and ugly, he thought and thought.Suddenly he had a good idea to make the hair and beard of the clay figurine out of grass. He was very satisfied with his work, so he named it Grandpa Grass Mud……………

37.The stewardess walks up to the man who is protesting loudly,

"I'm going to protest this airline!" the man yelled.

I sit in the same seat every time I fly, no movies, not even curtains!I can't even fall asleep! "

The stewardess said: "Forget it~ Captain, stop making trouble!"

38.The girl questioned her boyfriend...

Female: "Why did a girl pick up the call when I called you that day!?"

Man: "It's wrong! How is it possible?"

Female: "Really~ She also told me "The number you dialed is not answered, please leave a message after the beep!" "Say! Who the hell is she!?"

39.One day, Xiao Ming went to the cash cabinet to sing, and ordered You Hongming's Meng Po Soup.

He didn't come out after waiting for a long time, so Xiao Ming rang the service bell.

As soon as the new waiter came in, he was very polite: "Sir, what can I do for you?"

Xiao Ming: "Why hasn't the Meng Po soup I ordered come yet?"

Waiter: "Okay, sir, let me help you cook