[Fairy Tail] Denisa

Because the cute anthropomorphic stealing Ying, Hong Ying, Jun/Jue Ying>∨⊙☆So I recommend everyone to watch the healing animation HTF~ Please don’t watch it with the company of adults~ What~

Mighty Erza (2) 【Modified】

"Can't you figure it out?" Elegor jumped out of the stairs, "What's in the station."

"Flying!"

"It's wind magic." Happy explained.

Eli Gore landed on the radio ball, "Do you want to broadcast the curse song!?"

"Hahahaha." Elegor just smiled and said nothing, "Thousands of onlookers gathered around this station. If you increase the volume, the whole city should be able to hear it. "Melody of Death"!"

"Do you want those innocent people to listen to the curse song!" Erza asked angrily.

"I want to be quiet. This is for those stupid people who don't understand the deprived of their rights, but hang up their rights to save their own lives. This is the sin of living without hearing the injustice of the world. Therefore, the god of death came to give People punish!"

"Even if you do that, your rights won't come back. After all, isn't it because you were expelled from the alliance because you only did bad things!" Lucy said a lot of nonsense. (: In my opinion, that seems like nonsense, because Elegor won't listen at all -_-|||)

"To this day, what we want is not power, but power! As long as we have power, we can erase everything in the past and control the future!" Elegor said more and more excitedly.

"Are you an idiot!" Lucy said, [咚~] After a puff of smoke, what we saw was Elegor's butt-up body. "Pow..." Lucy covered her mouth and snickered, I hooked Lucy's shoulder and whispered, "Did you see the banana peel on his feet, I put it on~"

"...Really... It's such a pity, flies, we will go to another world before we can see the dark age." The shadow turned out of Lucy's face, turned into a palm, and grabbed To Lucy. . . . . .

Natsu wrapped his hands around the flames and punched the shadows away.

"You bastard!"

"This voice is indeed you."

"Beautiful resurrection!"

"It seems that there are quite a few people." Natsu said without thinking.

"Enemies! Enemies! They are all enemies!!" Lucy pointed at the large group of people.

"It looks interesting." Natsu said excitedly.

"It's the bait, Fairy Tail, everything is as I planned, some guys must let them hear the flute! Some guys must take revenge on them!" Elegor, who had been ignored by us for a long time, did not know when Climb on the radio ball again.

"We are the strongest team in Fairy Tail, wake up!" Lucy said proudly.

"I'll leave it to you later, let them understand the horror of the Dark Guild." Elegor jumped up, floated in the air, and flew away.

"Run away!" Lucy and Happy opened their mouths together.I even think Lucy has degenerated like Hubby.

"Natsu, Denisa, Gray, you all go after him. If you all work together, even Eligor, the god of death, will definitely be able to defeat him!" Erza ordered us, and Erza The disharmonious two people behind started to stare again, while I was just watching from the sidelines.

"Are you listening to me!" Erza suddenly turned her head and growled. "Understood!" The disharmonious two mechanically hugged each other's shoulders and left.I looked at Lucy, thought of the scene behind, couldn't help giving her a pitiful look, and followed Naz and the others.

Lucy was baffled after receiving my gaze, why did Denisa look at me like this?Can't figure it out.

"Ah, I ran away because I wanted to chase Brother Elegor." Only now did Elegor's subordinates understand.

"Wrap it on me." A man with tape in his hands wrapped his tape around the mast and jumped up, "Let me, Lord Reyul, send them on the road."

"I'll go with you too, I can't spare that bastard!" Kageyama said angrily, then turned into his own shadow.

Because the cute anthropomorphic stealing Ying, Hong Ying, Jun/Jue Ying>∨⊙☆So I recommend everyone to watch the healing animation HTF~ Please don’t watch it with the company of adults~ What~

Humorous joke

A word of humor

1.I wait for your concern, I wait until I close my heart.

2.My heart is broken, and it looks like dumpling stuffing when I hold it out.

3.We only have one earth, so you should love the earth; there is only one me on the earth, so you should love me too.

4.I never bullied the weak - I didn't know he was weaker than me until I bullied him.

5.Standing at the crossroads of life, I feel even more at a loss.

6.Don't tell jokes on the beach, it will cause "sea laughter".

Humor

My daughter played a prank on me by putting tape over my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up I would think I was blind.As a result, I lost my eyelashes.

Nurse's Revenge

In the injection room of a certain hospital, a nurse was about to give an injection to a cook in the hospital. The cook looked back and was shocked.

Cook: "Why did you use such a big needle for me?"

Nurse: "Don't make such a fuss. Last time you used a small spoon to make vegetables for me. If I also use small needles to give you injections this time, others will say that I am revenge on you."

Resuscitation

There is a doctor who is not good at medicine, and few people see him for treatment.

One day, a person came to buy medicine suddenly. He opened the box to get the medicine and found moths growing inside. The medicine buyer asked, "What is this?"

The doctor replied: "Bombworms can be used as medicine."

The drug buyer asked again: "How can the silkworm be alive?"

The doctor said, "It just took my medicine."

Chinese coffee

When I was a kid, whenever I had a cold, my mother would make me a cup of coffee.She said softly, "All foreigners are like this."

But I am always afraid of the taste of coffee, sweet and sour and bitter, and so is life.

Now I have traveled all over the Taiwan Strait, on the island, and in Starbucks, but I can’t see the brand I drank when I was a child. I still vaguely remember that it has a very foreign name: Banlangen.

i don't have a driver's license

The psychiatrist was testing the effect of the treatment. He pointed to the chair and said it was a car, and the patient didn't move at all.

The doctor thought the patient's condition had improved, so he happily asked, "Why don't you drive?"

The patient replied, "I don't have a driver's license."

Smile to live 5 seconds longer

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the scorching sun was in the sky, and the beheading officer gave the order: cut!Suddenly the condemned prisoner burst into laughter, and the supervisor asked: Why are you laughing?The death row prisoner hesitated for a moment and said: The experts are right. Smiling every day can prolong life by 5 seconds.

animal party

Niu said: So many people drink our milk, but no one calls us "Mom".

Squid said: Damn, a belly full of ink has become a thief!

The mouse said: If you worry about something to eat and drink all day long, can you not grow old?

The fly said: The biggest difference between me and the bee lies in the different tastes.

Yu said: I won't go to any Internet cafes if I die!

The dinosaur said: I'm sorry, I died too early, which made you troubled. . . .

confident

The woman asked the doctor anxiously: "What is the survival rate after surgery for this disease?"

The doctor replied: "50.00%!"

The woman asked nervously, "Then are you sure?"

The doctor said confidently: "No problem, it will be successful this time! Because 49 people have died before!"

what did you say

The prince was bewitched, and could only speak one word a year, and the spell could only be broken after he got the princess's love.When he hadn't spoken for five years and had saved enough to say five words, he came to the princess.Said gently: "Princess, I love you!" The princess said: "What did you say?" The prince fainted. . . . . .

deeply fascinated

A video game player dies and enters hell.A week later, Satan came angrily and asked Hades: "Who is the person you sent me last week?" Hades: "What's the matter?" Satan: "What's the matter? When he came, he fought with the devils. Hand in hand, and finally tame them all submissively, and ask each of them where the exit of the next level is!

Confused

There was a foolish official who went to pay homage to the emperor and asked: Your majesty, can I ask you a question.

Your Majesty: Please tell me, dear.

Confused officer: Your majesty, you usually call yourself a widow, but isn't the queen a widow?

one shot you

One day my boyfriend asked his girlfriend: What would you do if I cheated on you?Girlfriend replied: I will turn a blind eye and close one eye... The boyfriend just wanted to lament his girlfriend's generosity and tolerance, and the girlfriend said: I will turn a blind eye and close one eye to aim and kill you with one shot... …

perfect boyfriend

The perfect boyfriend: handsome, rich, generous, temperamental, self-cultivated, not flirting, not drinking, not smoking, not cheating, does not exist. . .

Freak

A pregnant woman went to the hospital for a check-up, and an intern doctor took a B-ultrasound for her.

After taking the photo, the intern said seriously: "You have to be prepared, you may be pregnant with a freak, it has two heads, four hands and four legs!"

After hearing this, the pregnant woman turned pale with fright and almost fainted!

At this time, an old doctor came over, looked at the B-ultrasound and said: "What nonsense are you talking about, she is pregnant with twins!!"

1.Tang Seng: This time we should find a shortcut to learn the scriptures!

Wukong: Flying is faster than riding a horse! !

Bajie: Shenzhou VI is faster! ! !

Drifting took out a gun: I heard that this thing will send people to heaven immediately...

2.Zhang Fei: "Don't leave, old thief!"

Yan Yan: "The ring-eyed thief! Get off your horse and die!"

Police car: "Listen, two thieves~~~ You are surrounded~~~ Put down your weapons