He quit the second generation

Cheng Qing was the first one to finish the meal, and he didn't sit down on the sofa immediately after eating, expressing condolences to Ye Xiaojiu who came back from a long way to save his dog's life.Instead, he sat where he was, waiting for Li Yi and Gao Sisi to finish eating.

Seeing the behavior of the three of them, Ye Xiaojiu knew that something was wrong, and the three of them might be acting like monsters.He rolled his eyes and quickly guessed what they were thinking.It must be because the kitchen is gone, and I don't expect him to cook, so I want to partner with him.

Ye Xiaojiu smiled slightly, innocent children!Maybe they have forgotten who is the top of the food chain in this dormitory.

Sure enough, Cheng Qing and the three of them walked towards him after clearing the table after eating.While walking, each person had a gloomy smile on his face.Ye Xiaojiu remained calm throughout the whole process, and even had time to find the closest seat to her. She smiled and said, "Friends in the audience, have you seen it? This is the ugly face of someone who crosses a river and demolishes bridges."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Cheng Qing and the others to react, Ye Xiaojiu looked at them again, and continued to speak steadily: "Think it through before you do it. Your living expenses are still in my hands."

Cheng Qing's footsteps stopped; Li Yi's sinister smile froze on his face; Gao Sisi's expression was abnormal.

A long time ago, they had agreed to hand over all living expenses to Ye Xiaojiu, because only he could buy vegetables and cook, and only he had common sense in life and so on.Even if Ye Xiaojiu went out temporarily to record "Happy Weekend", they didn't let Ye Xiaojiu hand over the money to them.

They thought that it was only two days anyway, and the refrigerator was full of meat and vegetables, and the program crew would give each person a basic living allowance of ten yuan a day. Would the three of them starve to death?Besides, the money was given to them, but they didn't know where to spend it!

Coincidentally, Ye Xiaojiu also thought so.Before leaving, he specifically explained the simple cooking process to the three of them.As small as how to turn on the gas, as large as adding oil before cooking, it can be said that everything is in detail.

It's a pity that the king can't carry three pieces of scrap iron after all!

At this moment, Ye Xiaojiu, who was choking the lifeblood of the big guy with a single sentence, picked up the cooler on the table very elegantly, and shook it gently as if drinking 82 years of Lafite.The corners of her lips rose slightly, and she said with aloofness and indifference, "Do you want to continue eating instant noodles tomorrow?"

"..." I don't want to either.

Cheng Qing performed a face-changing stunt on the spot, Xiaozi threw his upper body to Ye Xiaojiu's side, and put his arms around his neck: "Jiu Bao, don't get me wrong, we just wanted to come over and rub your shoulders."

"That's right, Xiaojiu," Li Yi was the second to react, smiling brightly: "We just said that you must have had a hard time driving this way, hey, do you want coffee? Shall I make you some?"

Gao Sisi didn't realize it, and grabbed her long hair and said stupidly: "Cheng Qing, sister Yiyi, what's the matter with you? Didn't you say you're going to mess with Brother Xiaojiu?"

Li Yi covered her mouth, wishing he could sew two stitches on her mouth.

Ye Xiaojiu glanced at her with a half-smile, then looked away, and said calmly, "Let's barbecue together tomorrow."

"Barbecue?" Cheng Qing raised his voice: "Are you serious?!"

Li Yi and Gao Sisi also had bright eyes, staring at him as if trying to judge the authenticity from his eyes.It's no wonder they were cautious, Ye Xiaojiu was usually a bit of a dog, and he could often say "Of course I'm joking" in the next sentence of such a sentence.

But it's rare that this time Ye Xiaojiu is a human being.He smiled and nodded: "Tomorrow is the last day of recording, I think it's time for us to have a carnival. Go out tomorrow morning and buy ingredients."

"Yoho~~" Cheng Qing cheered and gave Ye Xiaojiu a big hug, but was kicked away without accident.

Li Yi is also very happy, but a little worried, the heat of the barbecue is always high, and it is easy to get acne...

Gao Sisi next to him was already cheering "Long live brother Xiaojiu" and other nonsense words.Li Yi glanced at her obviously fatter waist, and suddenly felt a little relieved.Hehe, at least I have control and my waist is not fat.It's not too much to reward yourself with an unrestrained barbecue, right? !

Now that you have decided to barbecue, it is natural to list the ingredients that need to be purchased tomorrow and budget the amount.The three of Cheng Qing and the others had no other requirements for barbecue, they just wanted to buy more meat, so as to comfort their internal organs that had been abused in the past two days.

Seeing that they couldn't be counted on, Ye Xiaojiu had no choice but to take a pen and paper, first put the ingredients in the refrigerator on the plate, and then write down the things that needed to be bought.

After finishing writing, he handed the paper to Li Yi: "Sister, be careful, see what is missing?"

Li Yi took it over and looked at it, and said, "I still need to buy charcoal, a lighter, and a barbecue grill."

Cheng Qing raised his hand: "Why don't you buy the stove? If you want to buy a stove, the larger one will cost hundreds of dollars. When I went to borrow hemp rope for Jiubao a few days ago, I saw that there was a big brother in the village in the utility room. A stove, I’ll borrow it from him when the time comes.”

"Okay." Ye Xiaojiu nodded, that would save her worry.He originally thought about finding some bricks to build a furnace, and buying an iron net to put it on, so he gave up.

The four of them didn't know it at this time, the director who heard their conversation in the monitoring room touched his hat thoughtfully.After a while, he asked the assistant beside him: "Which company did Cheng Qing borrow hemp rope from last time?"

The assistant thought for a while: "It seems to be Mr. Li's house in the village?"

"Then you go and do something for me early tomorrow..."

The director whispered a few words, the assistant listened and looked at him hesitantly: "Isn't there a lack of great virtue?"

"What do you know!" The director smiled sinisterly, "This is called extremely clever!"

The assistant stared at the top of his head for a long time, and finally nodded in agreement: "It's pretty awesome."

The four of them chatted in the living room for a while, and Cheng Qing asked in a low voice, "Hey, you haven't said yet, how do you feel about recording this time? Brother Lin and the others, how are you?"

"The people are nice, and the show is pretty fun." Ye Xiaojiu's smile widened when thinking of all the things during the recording of the show, "But I played a little too much, I guess I will be scolded after it airs."

Gao Sisi on the side comforted him nonchalantly: "Hey, it's okay, it's just being scolded. I'm scolded every day, and it doesn't hurt anymore when I get used to it."

"Yeah." Ye Xiaojiu didn't care so much about being scolded or not, as long as they didn't scold her in front of her, it didn't matter.

Everyone went to bed late that night, and woke up at ten o'clock the next day.After Ye Xiaojiu got up, she first cooked some white rice with the only remaining rice cooker, and then took it out and mixed some rice bran to feed the chickens.Later, together with Cheng Qing, they borrowed a tricycle from a villager's house.

Talking and laughing along the way, Ye Xiaojiu took them to have a quick meal when they arrived at the town center.Originally, there was a rule in the program group that the big guys had to eat in the dormitory, except for breakfast.But this time the program staff didn't stop them, the kitchen was already blown up, how could they force them to eat in the dormitory?Are you afraid that they will blow up the dormitory too!

After the meal, the four of them followed the navigation to the vegetable market to make big purchases.

Planned purchases often get twice the result with half the effort, and several people can take a lunch break when they return to the dormitory.When she got up in the afternoon, Ye Xiaojiu arranged for the two girls to do the washing and stringing.He and Cheng Qing went to clean the yard and arrange it again.

There was still a lot of money left after shopping, so Ye Xiaojiu decided to buy a string of star lights, hanging them in the yard not only for lighting, but also for creating a warm atmosphere.

When she was ready, Ye Xiaojiu called Cheng Qing: "Qing Zai, you can borrow that oven, I'll help Sister Yiyi and the others get ingredients."

"Okay." Cheng Qing made an "OK" gesture, and then walked out.Ye Xiaojiu came to the kitchen and worked with the two girls.The kitchen stove was seriously damaged, but the one near the sink was not affected, and it did not hinder their work.

After a while, they suddenly heard a noise coming from outside.

"How can you do this, it's too much..."

"I really... knew that I would blow up the dormitory..."

Li Yi stopped and looked at Ye Xiaojiu: "Why do I sound like Cheng Qing's voice?"

Gao Sisi also frowned: "It looks like him, but who is he angry with? Brother Xiao Jiu, do you think he will fight with someone?"

"There are so many people in the program team outside, at least his personal safety is fine." Ye Xiaojiu said so, but she quickly took off her gloves and hurried out.Seeing this, Li Yi and Gao Sisi also followed closely behind.

When he came to the yard, he saw Cheng Qing standing in front of the director's control room, with his hands on his waist, cursing like a shrew.Not to mention how tough that posture is, not to mention how loud and clear that voice is.

Gao Sisi couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "So he also has such a manly side?"

Li Yi glanced at her sideways and smiled.

Ye Xiaojiu first looked around, there was no one else except the program crew.He was a little relieved. It seemed that the problem was with the program group.

"Qing Zai, what's wrong?" He asked in a deep voice.

Upon hearing his voice, Cheng Qing suddenly turned around.In the next second, the angry expression on his face disappeared, seamlessly turning into grievances.

"Jiu Bao, they are going too far..."

Ye Xiaojiu looked at the director's control room, which was tightly closed, and then at Cheng Qing, who was set off a bit unreasonably, and sighed inwardly.Good guy, does his buddy have any idol baggage?

"Qing Zai, come in and talk." Ye Xiaojiu waved to him.

Fortunately, even though Cheng Qing was angry, he was obedient and followed him in really angrily.

A few people sat down on the sofa, and Gao Sisi poured Cheng Qing a cold drink to calm him down.

"Thank you." Cheng Qing picked up the water glass and took a big sip, then took a few deep breaths before calming down.

He wronged Baba and said to his buddies: "Jiu Bao, didn't I borrow the barbecue pit just now? Then guess what happened?"

Ye Xiaojiu patted him along the back and asked, "Is there any excuse?"

"The elder brother said that he wanted to lend it to me." Cheng Qing complained, "However, the people from the program team in the morning have already rented out his barbecue pit before us!"

Li Yi didn't understand: "What does the program team rent a barbecue pit for?"

"Are they going to switch to selling barbecue?" Gao Sisi asked, holding his chin.

"It's very unnecessary," Ye Xiaojiu said, "I believe they want to make trouble."

Cheng Qing nodded fiercely: "Yes, make trouble! I asked, he not only rented the oven from the eldest brother's house, but also rented out the ovens from two other families in the village. That is to say, there are no ovens in the village. We borrowed it!"

This is to force them to take the initiative to find the program group to submit!Ye Xiaojiu pressed his forehead with a headache. If he had known this would happen, he would have just bought a roasting net in the town center.

It is unrealistic to go back and buy now, and their funds have already been spent.Ye Xiaojiu has a headache, the only way now is to find the program crew and negotiate terms with them.

He got up and asked the two girls to continue skewering meat, while he brought Cheng Qing to the door of the director's monitoring room.

As if he knew that he would come, the director unexpectedly waited outside the door, with three ovens behind him.

Ye Xiaojiu went straight to the point: "Director, let's make an offer directly. How can we give us the oven?"

The director smiled kindly: "Don't worry, let me do the math for you. The kitchen that was bombed by you yesterday cost thousands of dollars to repair. The money is paid by the program group, but you can't just ask us to bear it." Right……"

After talking on Twitter, the gist of it was that the program team should not just pay the bill, they should also bear a little bit.

Ye Xiaojiu: "...Actually, you just think that our life is too comfortable!"

The others are all excuses, don't think that he doesn't know that the expenses incurred in the program group are all reimbursed by the company.This should be said by the boss, not the director.

The director smiled and said nothing, but it was already tacit from the expression.Indeed, at the beginning of the recording of "Things in the Dormitory", the star dormitory life he imagined would definitely not avoid any intrigues, conflicts and quarrels, etc.It is also possible that they will become independent, do not interfere with each other, and are barely safe.

However, the only thing he didn't expect was that they got along well, as if they were like a family.Moreover, Ye Xiaojiu also cooks a good meal, so that these people live a more comfortable life than him as a director, how can we not make people jealous!

Of course, there is another main reason—today is the last day of recording for the first season. As usual, the last episode of a variety show must not be smooth, otherwise fans may not be looking forward to the next season.

Seeing that the director made it clear that something must be done, Ye Xiaojiu could only sigh and said, "Tell me, what do you want us to do?"

"It's very simple." The director pointed to the two bamboo baskets placed behind him. "There is a field of lotus roots in the village. You only need to fill these two baskets."

Ye Xiaojiu was dubious: "Just fill two baskets with lotus roots?"

"The premise is that it must be dug from the ground, and it is limited to you few guests." The director is very foresighted, the main reason is that Ye Xiaojiu is too good at finding bugs, and he is afraid.

Ye Xiaojiu, whose back was blocked: "..." Should it be said that the director really knows him damn well?

He wiped his face and said to Cheng Qing: "Let's go, dig the lotus roots."

Cheng Qing was not very happy: "Are we really going to be so obedient?"

Ye Xiaojiu winked at him and said with a smile, "Are there any other options for us?"

Cheng Qing instantly realized that his buddies had another way to vent their anger on him!So his face was no longer so reluctant, and he said: "Then do you want to call Shang Sisi and the others?"

"The two of us can do this kind of rough work. Besides, they haven't processed the ingredients yet." Ye Xiaojiu said, and then looked at the director: "Director, I don't know how to dig lotus roots, why don't you come with us to give guidance? "

"Row."

It won't be good, what I want is no!The director immediately made a decision, go, must go!How could he not take a fresh look at the moment when Ye Xiaojiu might be embarrassed!

So Ye Xiaojiu and Cheng Qing carried two baskets on their backs, accompanied by a director and a group of photographers and set off for the lotus root field.

Cheng Qing tried his best along the way, but failed to ask his buddy how he planned to get back under the director's nose without knowing it.He scratched his head and scratched his head for a while, regretting that he didn't have a Morse code match with Ye Xiaojiu before.

How does this allow him to cooperate in the future? !

It is said to be a lotus root field, but it is actually a big mud pond.Ye Xiaojiu and Cheng Qing put on the special waterproof suits prepared by the staff, and then groped their way out of the mud pool.Stepping in with one foot, it was quite deep, even above the knee.

The mud was quite sticky, and Ye Xiaojiu tried to walk a few steps before she could barely adapt to the resistance.

The director didn't go down in person, but let the owner of the mud pool, an uncle, go down to give them a demonstration.

Both Ye Xiaojiu and Cheng Qing learned quickly, and they mastered the skills in a short while.The two of them didn't speak, just buried their heads in touching the lotus root.The director sat on the grass path beside the muddy ground, wondering: "Aren't you two chatting?"

Ye Xiaojiu didn't even raise her head: "I don't want to talk."

Cheng Qing also echoed: "There's nothing to talk about."

This is very strange, the director smiled and asked: "Why, your buddies also have a broken relationship one day?"

Ye Xiaojiu and Cheng Qing glanced at each other, neither of them paid any attention to the other, and vividly interpreted "looking at each other and hating each other".

Seeing their honest appearance, while the director felt bored, he was inexplicably uneasy.

He put his hat on his head, forget it, seeing Ye Xiaojiu's skillful appearance, he probably won't see him make an embarrassment today.

Thinking of this, the director stood up and was about to go back to the director's monitoring room.But when he stepped out with one foot, he suddenly heard Ye Xiaojiu's cry of pain coming from the mud pool.

"it hurts!"

"Xiao Jiu, what's wrong with you? Ah, did you step on something? Is there glass underneath?!"

The director's heart tightened, it shouldn't be!He has been checked out in advance, there is no danger!

Thinking of this, he still hurriedly looked back.Not far away from him, Ye Xiaojiu was crying with pain on his face, "Foot, my foot seems to be bitten by something..."

At the same time, he was still walking hard on the grass path where the director was, his hands still at a loss and uninterruptedly pawing the mud in front of him.

"What's going on, how could there be something biting people in the mud?!" The director shouted to the people around in a panic: "Go down and fish people out!"

"You don't need to come down," Ye Xiaojiu was already approaching the director while speaking, he stretched out his hands, his voice was full of pain: "Director, please pull me out, first pull me out before we talk."

"Okay, okay!" the director finished a series of words, and quickly reached out his hands to hold Ye Xiaojiu's muddy hand.

Just when he was about to pull him up with all his strength, Ye Xiaojiu saw the pained expression on Ye Xiaojiu's face.Instead, there was a bright and charming smile.

His thin lips parted slightly, and he uttered a very devilish sentence: "Come down!"

At that moment, the director only felt that the hands he was holding suddenly dragged him down, and his body instantly lost its balance and rushed forward.

Hearing the sound of "pa", Ye Xiaojiu, who moved to the side in time, touched the splashed mud on his face, and smiled like a spring breeze: "Congratulations to the director for achieving the achievement of 'landing into a box'."

Cheng Qing came over at some point, and said a little uneasy: "Jiubao, is it okay for the director to lie on his stomach like this? Will he be out of breath? Hey, his feet are sinking."

"It's okay. I heard that he is very good at diving and holding his breath. I think he will float by himself after he accepts the reality."

Ye Xiaojiu was very calm, "As for the mud, I just touched it with my hands, and this piece of mud is quite safe." That's why he dared to pull the director down with confidence.

"Oh, then it's all right." Cheng Qing felt relieved, then looked at Ye Xiaojiu who was lifting the director's hat: "Jiubao, what are you doing?"

"Make a natural spa for the director." While speaking, Ye Xiaojiu had already lifted the director's hat, took some sludge and gently and quickly wiped the back of the director's bald head evenly.

The whole set of movements is smooth and flowing, and it takes only a few seconds before and after.

Cheng Qing gave him a thumbs up: "It's rare to see a beautician as considerate and careful as you these days."

"Where is it? It should be. Please call me the conscience of the industry!" Ye Xiaojiu took this compliment without humility.

Cheng Qing was shocked by his shamelessness and was speechless for a long time.

Ye Xiaojiu ignored him and took two steps back.Raising a muddy hand to touch his chin, looking at the director's dingy, bald head, he commented pertinently: "Like a marinated egg."

In the next second, the "marinated egg" in the mud suddenly moved.Hearing only a "pop", the director struggled to pull his face out of the mud.

"Ye! Xiao! Jiu!" He paused every word, gnashing his teeth.

Ye Xiaojiu had crooked eyebrows and sweet dimples, and waved at him: "Hey, I'm here!"