He quit the second generation

At this moment, Ye Xiaojiu had a bad premonition.

The last time he had this premonition was last year on his birthday, when Cheng Qing had to make him a bowl of longevity noodles, but he burned through his 29.9 free shipping pot.At that time, he wished he could burn Cheng Qing's brain through, and be buried with him for his fault.

Cheng Qing didn't explain clearly what happened on the other end of the phone, and what kind of help he asked for, it was desperate.Ye Xiaojiu took a deep breath, hung up the phone calmly, and said to the driver, "Please take a turn and go to the supermarket."

A few hours later, Ye Xiaojiu finally walked back to the courtyard of the dormitory through the darkness.From a distance, he saw Cheng Qing, Li Yi and Gao Sisi moved a small table and three small benches and sat in the yard.The three of them lay on the small table, paralyzed as if unconscious.

It was the director who was wandering around the corner of the yard who first noticed his return.He cheered and waved to Ye Xiaojiu with a strange and enthusiastic smile: "Xiaojiu is back? Come in quickly, do you want to help carry that thing?"

Something is wrong, Ye Xiaojiu has a bad heart!When things go wrong, you are a monster. When did the director see him so enthusiastic?Looking at the friends who were paralyzed at the table like corpses, Ye Xiaojiu suddenly had the urge to turn around and leave.

However, it was too late, and the friends clearly heard the voice.Li Yi was the first to sit up straight, and she, who had always been mature, let out a childish exclamation.At the same time, he jumped up and rushed to Ye Xiaojiu, holding his arm and shaking it excitedly: "Jiubao, you are back!"

Ye Xiaojiu: "...Sister, don't do this, I'm afraid."

He walks and behaves like Gao Sisi's upper body, and talks like Cheng Qing is possessed, what about Jiubao?Ye Xiaojiu was no longer flustered like usual.

Could it be that Cheng Qing called him back because the souls of the three of them were deranged? !

Cheng Qing was the second to arrive in front of Ye Xiaojiu, and he stretched out his hand to give him a big bear hug.At the same time, the voice choked up and said: "Jiu Bao, you are back. If you don't come again, it's time for us to collect the body!"

Ye Xiaojiu struggled to tear Cheng Qing apart, and then stretched out an index finger to precisely touch the forehead of Gao Sisi, who was ready to make up for Cheng Qing's vacancy with his hands wide open: "Male and female are not intimate, please don't ruin my boudoir reputation, thank you."

Finally, he turned his eyes to Li Yi who was still shaking his arms, and narrowed his eyes slightly.Li Yi immediately let go of his arms, and put his hands behind his back as obediently as possible.

Ye Xiaojiu nodded in satisfaction after successfully restraining the three abnormal "bear children".

First, he bypassed the three of them and went straight to the tree, opened the shed of the chicken coop and looked inside, a few hens were squatting and taking a nap.He stretched out his hand and counted, very good, the number was correct, and there were no missing limbs or legs.

The three of Cheng Qing who were left aside by him: "..." Chickens are more important than people series.

Gao Sisi started humming again: "Brother Xiaojiu, why are you doing this! At this time, shouldn't you give us condolences first?"

After Ye Xiaojiu built the shed of the chicken coop, she turned around and raised her eyelids, and said calmly, "Aren't you all quite healthy?" One or two of them were able to dance better than him.

Gao Sisi tried to squeeze out two tears of normal saline, but failed.She calmly continued, "My heart is hurt!"

Cheng Qing followed her example: "Your stomach hurt!"

Li Yi also whispered: "He is... what is it?"

"Brain injury." Ye Xiaojiu tapped her temples, and concluded: "I don't see anything else, but you all have some brain problems."

After saying this, Ye Xiaojiu walked inside with her things and bags on her back, and said, "Tell me, what did you do during the two days I was away?"

The three of them chattered at one another, and Ye Xiaojiu couldn't hear a word from the quarrel.He had no choice but to press his temple: "Sister Yiyi, you go ahead and talk."

Li Yi raised his hand: "I did the housework and fed the chickens."

Gao Sisi also raised her hand: "I made ten yuan by feeding the cat."

Not bad, it's pretty reliable, Ye Xiaojiu gave them an appreciative look.

Cheng Qing followed closely behind: "The kitchen was blown up."

Ye Xiaojiu finally came to her senses after nodding her head halfway.He widened his eyes in disbelief: "The kitchen was blown up?!"

Cheng Qing looked left and right guiltily, but didn't dare to look at him.

Ye Xiaojiu didn't bother to talk to him, and ran to the kitchen quickly.Take a look, good guy, there is a piece of black on the left and a piece of black on the right.The left outer corner of the built-in gas stove bulges out, and the stoves on both sides are messy with debris.Look at the top again, the range hood has obvious signs of being burned.

As for the pot next to it, the handle was burnt.And the wall in front of the stove was also blackened.

It wasn't until this moment that Ye Xiaojiu finally knew why the director was not in the monitoring room at night, but wandered around the yard.I finally understood why the director acted like an old acquaintance when he saw him come back—if he didn't come back, the dormitory would be bombed!

Ye Xiaojiu took a deep breath, turned her head to look at Cheng Qing, and gritted her teeth: "When did your skill improve to this extent?"

In the past, it was just burning through a pot, but this time it was so good that the kitchen was blown up.Talent, really is not acceptable.

Li Yi raised his hand, very loyal: "Report, I was also involved in frying the kitchen. It was because I delivered the ingredients to him too late that the oil pan was too hot and caught fire."

Cheng Qing also raised his hand: "No, maybe it's mainly because I added wine to it, thinking it would get rid of the smell..."

Gao Sisi also raised her hand, pitifully: "Report, and me. I am ignorant. When I saw a fire in the pot, I poured water into it..."

Well, it seems that everyone has a share.Ye Xiaojiu gritted her teeth and rushed the fried kitchen trio to the living room to sit down, and then started a criticism meeting.

"Sit up straight, don't be paralyzed!" Ye Xiaojiu lectured the three of them with the demeanor of a full-fledged dean.

I saw that the three of them no longer had the energy to jump over to hug him in the yard. It would be as if their souls had been emptied, each of them hunched over or half paralyzed, just like they were paralyzed on the small table in the yard at the beginning. on the appearance.

"It's not that I want to be paralyzed, the child is really hungry!" Cheng Qing was about to cry, and her hair was ashen as grandma: "Jiubao, you don't even know what life we ​​live when you're not around!"

Li Yi was also red-eyed: "Bread and instant noodles. The instant noodles were bought from the program crew, and they only smell like braised beef. Now I feel like throwing up when I smell that smell."

Gao Sisi also pursed her mouth and said: "Brother Xiaojiu, we really don't want to eat instant noodles tonight, so we tried to cook. As a result...we haven't eaten dinner yet, so hungry..."

"..." Ye Xiaojiu took a deep breath, "Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with you. I brought a few boxes of instant meals here, and there are several flavors. You can choose from the bag I brought in. "

Cheng Qing took the lead in performing "Full Blood Resurrection" in an instant, and rushed to Ye Xiaojiu's bag on the stairs with a cheer.

While picking on the taste of instant rice, he said, "Jiubao, why did you bring rice and a new pot?"

Ye Xiaojiu said slowly: "Because I guess, you asked me for help because you were hungry, or worse, you set the pot on fire."

So as kind as he was, he stopped by and bought an instant meal at his own expense, as well as a pot.Anyway, the cooking pot in his house just doesn't work well, and he can take it back to use after recording the show.

It's just that he was far from expecting that these three people were so promising that they blew up the kitchen.

The three of Cheng Qing gave him thumbs up one after another, and their admiration and respect for him reached a new stage.

Ye Xiaojiu was indifferent to this, sat on the sofa for a while, and waited until the three of them had finished their meal before saying lovingly, "Two hundred a meal, thank you for your patronage."

Cheng Qing: "Pfft..."

Li Yi: "Cough cough cough..."

Gao Sisi: "Woo..."

After a long while, the three who were collectively choked were relieved.Cheng Qing stared at him and complained: "Your rice is so expensive?"

"I didn't eat any gold leaf either!" Li Yi thoughtfully pawed at the rice twice.

Ye Xiaojiu blinked her doggy eyes, and smiled confidently: "Meals are 18 yuan each, and errands cost 200 yuan. I'll give you a zero of [-] yuan, isn't it too much?"

Fried kitchen trio: "..."

The three of them looked at each other tacitly, then lowered their heads and quickly ate, preparing to teach Ye Xiaojiu a lesson together.Hehehe, the left and right kitchens were blown up, and they couldn't expect Ye Xiaojiu to cook for them!

Seeing their indecent eating like piglets, Ye Xiaojiu kept her mouth shut, and finally didn't remind them to pay attention to their image.Forget it, what image can an artist who can blow up the kitchen have!

Thinking of this, Ye Xiaojiu thought of something again, and said worriedly: "Hey, who will pay for the repair of the kitchen?"

Cheng Qing took it for granted: "The program team, what else?"

"Oh, it's all right." Ye Xiaojiu breathed a sigh of relief, and even wanted to blow it up again.

The director in the monitoring room suddenly felt his scalp go numb, it shouldn't be!Ye Xiaojiu is back, what else can happen in the dormitory?

He reached out to pick up the hat on the table and put it on his head, hoo, the sense of security returned.