He quit the second generation

For a long time afterwards, the director didn't dare to look directly at the words "come down!".Including similar sentences, such as "bring it to you", you can't look directly at it.

If time could be turned back, the director swore that he would never get close to Ye Xiaojiu!no way!

Is it because his monitoring room is uncomfortable?Or is it not quiet in the dormitory?Why is he so overwhelmed, wanting to see Ye Xiaojiu's joke?The result is good now, the joke is not seen as a joke, but it is a joke.

With his body covered in mud, he stood up with difficulty, and stared back at the staff who were all grinning but did not dare to laugh out loud.

Unexpectedly, his stare revealed the mud all over his head and face, like a monster with two hairs and special effects.The people around couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed wildly.

"Monster, hahaha..."

"I'm sorry director, I can't help it hahaha..."

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Director: "..." Autistic.JPG.

He turned back and looked at Ye Xiaojiu.The guy still had an innocent smile on his face, and his dog eyes were shining. The little mud marks on his face not only did not damage his appearance, but added a bit of innocent, lively and cuteness to him.

Dog, what a dog!The director gritted his teeth in hatred, he has never seen such a dog when he grows up!

Ye Xiaojiu is still confident now, smiling brightly: "Director, you've made a lot of money now, the mud contains a lot of minerals that are good for the skin, I heard that going outside for a mud therapy may cost hundreds of dollars." of it."

Cheng Qing couldn't hold him back, so he could only watch him continue to die.In this case, shouldn't you run away after teasing? !Silly boy, he is not afraid of the director asking someone to soak him in a pig cage!

Sure enough, the director wiped the mud off his face, and then approached them step by step with raging anger.He raised his hands, not knowing whether he wanted to hit someone or was preparing for something.

Ye Xiaojiu didn't panic, she quickly reached out and pulled Cheng Qing who was next to her to block her.In the next moment, the director pinched Cheng Qing's cheeks with a pair of clay hands, and pulled and kneaded both sides.

Cheng Qing, who suddenly became a shield: "..."

Nima, is this the brother? !Others stabbed their brothers twice, but his buddies stabbed them twice? !

The director who pinched the wrong person: "..."

Gan!It turns out that Ye Xiaojiu's inhumane behavior was not just aimed at him? !At this moment, the director suddenly felt a little comfort in his heart.

Seeing her buddies whose faces were pinched and deformed, Ye Xiaojiu breathed a sigh of relief and was filled with joy.Fortunately, he reacted quickly enough, otherwise he would be the one who got pinched in the face.

However, before he could smile again, the director had already let go of his hands, and turned to look at him with Cheng Qing.Both of them had flames in their eyes, they surrounded Ye Xiaojiu in tacit agreement, and stretched out their hands together.

After a while, only Ye Xiaojiu's shrill screams and Cheng Qing's curses were left in the mud pool: "If you don't show off, brat, you'll treat me like a sick cat", and the director gritted his teeth, "Go down, you!" .

The staff on the grass path were all overjoyed, and the two photographers almost couldn't even hold the machine firmly.The laughter also attracted many nearby villagers to watch, and it was very lively for a while.

Today is Friday, when Li Mo, a junior high school student, came back from boarding school, he passed by the lotus root field and saw many people surrounded there.There are villagers, and some unknown people carrying machines.She had heard a long time ago that they had been rented here to record variety shows, but this was the first time she had seen them.

She was a little curious, and when she leaned over to have a look, she saw three tall "clay figurines" wrestling fiercely in the mud pool.

It looked quite interesting, but Li Mo saw that two of them could work together to bully another thinner clay figurine.She immediately felt sympathetic, and raised her hand to cheer for the clay figurine: "Come on, little clay figurine, stand up! Come on..."

Seeing this, the children in the nearby village followed her example and raised their hands to cheer for the "little clay figurine" Ye Xiaojiu.

For a while, the grass path was filled with all kinds of cheering and cheering sounds.

Among them, Ye Xiaojiu's cameraman suppressed a smile and gave the cheerleaders a shot.It's a pity in my heart, but it's a pity that there is no little red flag, otherwise they would hold a little red flag to cheer for Ye Xiaojiu, that would be a beautiful scene.

The voice on the grass path became louder and louder, and finally reached the hands of Ye Xiaojiu and the three who were making a fuss.Ye Xiaojiu hurriedly took the opportunity to stop: "Hey, look, the children in the village are watching our jokes!"

Cheng Qing and the director looked at the grass path together, and saw a teenage girl with four or five children cheering them on.Looking next to them, some villagers and the staff of their program group were all laughing.

Well, this is really... a big shame.

The director wiped his face and asked a fatal question to the road: "Who is the little clay figurine?"

Li Mo on the road pointed at Ye Xiaojiu: "He."

Ye Xiaojiu: "..."

You are young, and your whole family is young!

The director and Cheng Qing laughed heartlessly, causing Ye Xiaojiu to angrily grab the mud and throw it at them.So after a while, the mud wrestling competition evolved into a shooting competition.

During this period, due to preemptive strikes, the shooter Ye Xiaojiu once won a phased victory.It's a pity that after all, he was outnumbered, and he gradually lost.

By the time the three of them were exhausted from arguing, it was getting late.In the grown-up world, Truce seems to be just a matter of eyes.One second they were fighting fiercely, and the next second they looked at each other, and the three of them stopped in unison in a tacit understanding.

Ye Xiaojiu wiped the mud from her face, and said to the director, "Director, you're here, why don't you help us dig the lotus root together?"

Cheng Qing also went over to hook shoulders with the director, and smiled with big white teeth: "Yes, you help us, and we invite you to barbecue at night. It's so lively for everyone to eat together, right?"

The director waved his hand and was about to refuse, but Ye Xiaojiu said slowly, "Speaking of which, I used to work in a barbecue restaurant, and my skills are not bad."

"That's not bad, it's too good!" Cheng Qing thought, "Let's just talk about the grilled chicken wings. I don't know how you do it. It's crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and the smell hits your nose..."

Speaking of this, Cheng Qing swallowed involuntarily.

The director couldn't help but swallowed his saliva and wavered.

Ye Xiaojiu saw his reaction and was happy.Unconsciously, he continued to follow Cheng Qing's words: "Fortunately, the main thing is that I have a unique secret recipe. In fact, the mutton skewers and pork belly I grilled are even more delicious. After one bite, the meat is fragrant, and the oil and The spiciness is neutralized, and the mouthfeel is fragrant. I dare say that you may not be able to eat better barbecue than mine outside."

This remark attracted Cheng Qing's high approval: "That's true, I have eaten so many barbecues outside, and there is really no one that tastes as good as yours."

The director couldn't bear it any longer, took a handful of mud, and said decisively: "Deal!"

He was greedy for Ye Xiaojiu's culinary skills, anyway, it's not a matter of a day or two, he has never seen a culinary skill that can make a female star eat two bowls of rice every meal.If I don't try it this time, I don't know if I will have a chance in the future.

Well, the big deal is to find a corner by yourself and try to avoid the camera as much as possible.

So the first director in history who went off in person and helped the guests complete the task was born. This magical operation made the staff look stupid.

One of the staff whispered to his companion: "Hey, what do you think this is?"

"What's the matter?" His companion chuckled, "Ye Xiaojiu is a good guy!"

Not only can the director be pitted, but also let him help with work.It's been a long time. If this scene is broadcast, it will not become a milestone in the history of variety shows.

Thinking of this, he urged the cameraman next to him: "Old Zhou, remember to pat the director's face, ah!"

"What the fuck, the three of them have no face, it's all mud!"

staff member:"…………"

The efficiency of one more labor force has indeed improved a lot. Before dark, they filled two large baskets of lotus roots.The director didn't ask the two of them to carry the lotus root back, but called a few staff members to carry the lotus root to the owner's house.

In the dormitory, Li Yi asked Gao Sisi to clean the tables and chairs that had been set up in the yard, while he cooked rice inside to feed the chickens later.

As soon as the rice was cooked, Gao Sisi's screams came from outside.Li Yi panicked, Xiao Jiu and Cheng Qing are not here at this meeting, so don't something happen!She ran out in a hurry, but as soon as she stepped out of the door of the dormitory, she looked up and was stunned.

I saw three tall, invisible "clay figurines" standing at the gate of the yard.One of the clay figurines extended a hand towards her and greeted her in Ye Xiaojiu's voice, "Hi."

Li Yi: "..."

Why is Mui so powerful, not only becoming a master, but also imitating Ye Xiaojiu's voice? !

A few minutes later, it was still in the yard.Li Yi and Gao Sisi were expressionless, each holding a long water pipe, pinching the mouth of the pipe to control the water jet towards the three "clay figurines" standing in the vegetable garden.

For a while, there were only the crowing of chickens and the sound of splashing water in the yard.

It wasn't until the three people under the water column finally showed their true colors that the two of them stopped.

Cheng Qing wiped off the water from his hair, and said, "Xiao Jiu, you can let them clean us first so that we don't dirty the dormitory, why do you have to stand in the vegetable garden to nourish?"

Ye Xiaojiu took a sheep and picked a tomato, shook it in his hand, and smiled innocently: "After washing us, the water can also nourish the vegetable garden by the way, saving water and trouble."

The director, who pretended not to see his bad behavior, scoffed inwardly.Saving water is fake, but stealing his tomatoes is real!