I really just want to retire

A brace!

The ultimate code of comedy is repetition. All of a sudden, a lot of Ah Wei died laughing on the bullet screen, and Yu Qi, the murderer, is not innocent.

On the stage, the blindfolded group of four who experienced two hilarious orgasms finally took off their blindfolds. I was really curious that those who did not participate in the game screamed again and again. ...the soul has a new pursuit.

When the four of them saw the little thing on Fu Zizhan's thigh, the blindfolded curiosity was answered. It turned out that the sugar glider had a new pursuit, which almost made the soul of a strong man refuse the body's retention.

Because they took off the blindfold without authorization, their team had no results, and everyone was overjoyed by this, which formed a sharp contrast with Yu Qi who hid far away.

Human sorrows and joys are not interlinked.

That scene was very similar to a poor man who was scolded by life and was ridiculed unscrupulously. A batch of emoji materials were born out of nowhere...

【The floor is a bit hot jio.gif】

【Do you think I can laugh.jgp】

Even the little honey bag glider was not let go by the netizens who are keen on creating, with their heads raised and big eyes...

[I don't know anything, but I'm cute.jgp]

【Are you the man sent by the monkey next door.jgp】

The little golden monkey baby next door is elegant and has no sense of participation...

【I am noble, you are not worthy.jpg】

【Monkey Princess on the Run from Huaguo Mountain.jgp】

The creative souls of the audience friends were burning, and the game continued after the laughter on the field, and there was no need for the two hosts who participated in the game to control the process.

Luo Xi and Zuo Xiaoyang, as the hosts, got up first to make samples for the guests, and when they were almost ready, Yu Qi was still dying, and his rough voice was a little aggrieved, "Their team has no results! Then our team doesn’t need to play anymore, we have already won.”

Sun Tzuhan said righteously: "Why did you win? What if you just focus on practicing your voice and you won't be able to guess it?" The social Sun sister is not only full of victories, but also full of vicious fun.

Yu Qi: "..."

【Hahahahaha god damn vocal practice】

【On the Art of Language】

Yu Qi's aggrieved expression became even more obvious, "Well, isn't that... and Teacher Luo and the others?"

This wave of barking, please save my dog's life.

teammate……

Ruthlessly refused!

He also handed over two dog-patterned blindfolds. The Shiba Inu on the blindfolds is very vivid, and the innocent smile seems to say, "I heard that you have dog lives here, can you give me one?"

After resisting to no avail, Yu Qi seemed to have super glue on the soles of his feet. It took a lot of effort to move a small step. When he moved, he also tugged at Fu Zizhan, "Let's go! Don't sit still."

Fu Zizhan, whose arm was grabbed and unable to move all the way: "..."

Yu Qi, who seemed to have no idea what he was doing, put on the blindfold and continued to grab Fu Zizhan, his five fingers clenched as if it wasn't the opponent's arm, but his life.

Fu Zizhan felt pain in his arm: "..."

After the end, ask the program team to reimburse the work-related injury expenses!

After moaning for a long time, when the audience friends were about to get impatient, the two were finally brought into their cubicles by the staff.

With the movement of his footsteps, Fu Zizhan could clearly feel the strength on his arms increasing, and at the same time, there were rough thoughts in his ears.

"Where have we been?"

"Did you touch it?"

"How big is it? Does it bite?"

"Is it hairy? Or hairless?"

"Is it alive? Or dead?"

"Are you alive? Am I alive?"

"..."

Large-scale chanting scene.

Anyone who passes by is not allowed to say, "Master, stop reading!"

At this time in the later stage, he is also worthy of his title of million late stage. Accompanied by Muyu's BGM, this section directly makes netizens want to become a monk in place.

Netizens don’t want to be a monk. Fu Zizhan didn’t care about it when he was recording. He only cared about his ears. He didn’t really want to mention the title of deaf old man when he retired. He stopped in small steps, “Mr. Yu, make a call. Discuss, don't practice your voice for a while, okay?"

Yu Qi stammered, "I, try my best"

"..."

This way was not guaranteed, so Fu Zizhan proposed again: "Why don't you stand here and don't move? I'll go."

As soon as he finished speaking, the strength on his arm suddenly increased, "No, no, no! What if it bypasses you and comes straight to me, don't you know that these animals are like this, bullying the weak and fearing the strong! I will die if you leave No guarantee, I have to follow you! Brother Fu, you are my brother now! Don't leave me behind!"

Yu Qi was aggrieved and desperately expressed that he really couldn't do it. At the same time, the camera turned and fell into the glass box, revealing the whole picture of the area that was just mosaiced...

A big tortoise was struggling on all fours, its shell was shaking on the ground, and the whole tortoise was covered with words, "Help me! Help me! Help me..."

Netizens who saw the picture clearly laughed so hard that their feet were on their backs...

[Hahahahaha what did Turtle do wrong! 】

[The breeder next to him is just watching like this, isn't it his own?]

[? ? ?It's weird if it's real, right? 】

【If Yu Qi knows the truth, will tears stay down】

[Tuigui: I'm so cute, don't you deserve a turnaround for me? 】

On the screen, Fu Zizhan dragged Yu Qi, who was [-], timid but like a mouse, groping around the edge of the glass box bit by bit, his slender knuckles showed no hesitation, and Yu Qi was quiet now , may also know that I wasted a lot of time.

The palm went all the way down, and successfully touched the tortoise with its feet upturned. The big hand paused for a moment, probably because it didn't expect it to be in this position.

The host on the side asked for the answer, and the two who answered correctly finally took off their blindfolds. Amidst Yu Qi's afterthought sigh, Fu Zizhan met a handsome turtle head.

Turtle raised his head, as if saying, "The man sent by the monkey next door is really kind!"

On the other side, Luo Xi and Zuo Xiaoyang also brought out the big baby from their cubicle, a cute and cute little deer with big eyes blinking, which melted the girls' hearts of all the old aunts.

After briefly introducing the four little babies, the next round was entered, and the breeders stepped aside and handed over the little animals to the guests.

Fu Zizhan is holding a big tortoise in his hand, and his teammate Yu Qi has already walked to the farthest side, mainly because that position is farthest from Sun Zihan, after all, in his opinion, the kawaii little guy in Sun Zihan's hand It's a flying mouse.

Luo Xi patted the deer's head with one hand, while still not forgetting to preside over the overall situation, "The next thing we are going to do is... the temptation of delicious food in the tortoise and the hare race"

"Everyone is holding the delicacies that the little animals like on the other side, and the team that arrives first wins"

Hearing this, Fu Zizhan looked at the big tortoise in his hand, the small eyes on the tortoise's head were very innocent.

"It's not good for us," Yu Qi, who didn't know when he walked to the side, sighed after the crowd dispersed.

Fu Zizhan touched Guigui's leg, but didn't answer, the leg looked quite capable of running.

Amidst the noise, the four small animals were placed on a fixed runway. With the sound of the start whistle, a group of people at the end waved the food in their hands, chirping and screaming.

"Come here! Do you want something delicious?"

"Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

"You seem to be calling the dog!"

"What's the name of the deer?"

"Moo moo moo~"

"Isn't that a cow?"

"Oh……"

Fu Zizhan and Yu Qi on the far side are much quieter than the other groups, after all, their thing...can't bark.

Time passed by, and none of the groups succeeded. In order to make the recording process smoother, the small animals must have eaten and drank enough. The food they usually like is not attractive at all at the moment.

It might not even be as fun as having a random video camera nearby.

After a while, when the audience felt bored, the bottom of Fu Zizhan's eyes moved, and after a while, he changed from squatting to sitting.

next second...

The big tortoise, which was still resting on the spot, suddenly moved, its thick thighs moved very fast, and it came straight towards Fu Zi, leaving an afterimage on the stage, so fast that even the elegant monkey princess was stunned I stopped, I didn't scratch my ears anymore.

Netizens who are already a bit bored are instantly refreshed...

【! ! ! ! ! 】

【Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck】

[Good guy, good guy, I call him good guy! 】

[Is that the speed that a tortoise should have? 】

[I fucking thought I was blind! 】

[Sure enough, the tortoise and the hare were actually the tortoise and the tortoise released the flood]

【Am I the only one who wonders why it suddenly behaves like this?Wasn’t it still as stable as an old dog just now]

On the screen, the rest of the people were stupefied, and Luo Xi widened his eyes in shock, "What happened? Did a gust of wind pass by just now?"

While shocked, the auxiliary referee next to him had announced the end of the game, and Fu Zizhan hugged the big turtle and curled his lips indistinctly...

When the game is over, it's time to get off work.

The recording of a program took so long, the tortoise was not hungry, he was almost hungry.

The boy stood there with the tortoise in his arms, calm and composed, and by the way, there was a hint of surprise on his face that he could receive the scene.

"What did you just do? It suddenly ran wildly." Luo Xi was still in doubt, and asked with a sigh.

Fu Zi cut innocent eyes, "It may be...suddenly hungry."

I didn't do anything, just let my system release a little something that stimulated the excitement of the turtles, otherwise this game probably wouldn't be over.

You can get off work early, why do you have to hold on...

If you are not active after get off work, you have a problem with your brain!

When everyone sighed that the power of hunger was so powerful, the show was coming to an end.

The small animals that were forced to operate returned to their breeders. While thanking them for their performance, Luo Xi sublimated the theme of this issue, and by the way asked the breeder of the big tortoise questioningly, "It used to have When running so fast?"

"There have been times, mainly when I saw other people of the same kind, maybe this handsome guy has a familiar smell on him."

Fu Zizhan's eyes twitched, "..."

Why does it sound like a curse when you smell like a turtle?

Luo Xi smiled and interviewed the person involved, "Does Zizhan's family raise tortoises?"

Fu Zizhan's expression was calm: "Well, that's it."

Since the breeder thinks this is reasonable, then so be it!

Luo Xi, as an excellent host, obviously knows every guest very well, "Isn't it called nonsense?"

Fu Zi cut his head, "Yeah."

With his nod, the hairpin and dubious pair of fans in front of the screen were not calm anymore.

【What did I hear?Our No. 4 baby is about to appear, isn't it? 】

[@万能王守家, hurry up and check it out, within 5 minutes, I want all the information on No. 4! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) 】

[Why didn't I hear anything before, No. 4 was covered so tightly, it seems to be the baby at home]

[Ah, ah, the little princess of the Buddhist tortoise who is loved by thousands of people?I can! 】

[GKD!What's the matter with Butler Wang, why haven't I got the information I want! 】

The new episode of "Joyful" ended amidst the noise of all kinds of dubious fans. As soon as the show ended, someone found out about the news from the fanciful support club. After learning that all the big fans didn't know about it, they He touched the bottom of Fu Zizhan's Weibo.

[Can we do a nine-photo deal? 】

[GKD!Hand over the photo, or you will be assassinated by me tonight! 】

[I'm different from this group of women. Adults need to be more sexual when talking. It's late at night. Can we make a deal of several hundred million? 】

【No 4! No 4! No 4!I'm tired of talking, the harem has been vacated, Fu Zizhan, can't you! ! 】

[Half an hour has passed, he just can't do it! 】

In the living room of the apartment, after the show ended, other things had already been placed on the projection screen, and the nonchalant on the sofa was very satisfied with the content he found.

What does it say, even if it is not in the arena, the legend of it will always be circulated in the arena, it is time to replace the previous dull photos.

After a while, the big golden retriever on the sofa suddenly disappeared.

The door of the bedroom was pushed open, and Fu Zizhan, who was half leaning on the bed to cultivate his mind and read a book, glanced slightly, and his eyes met a big green tortoise on the ground at the door.

"..."

"Are you...you can't make it through life?"