I really just want to retire

The name of the variety show is "Being Happy". It is an old-fashioned variety show that is regularly broadcast on Saturday nights. Beaming is composed of the homonyms of the names of the four regular hosts, which just fits the concept that the show wants to express...

Happy to be done!

After dinner, it was time for entertainment. On weekends, it was the world of variety shows. Hairpins who had no more TV dramas to watch stood in front of the screen on time, trying to leave their jio marks as soon as the show started.

Contemporary star chasers, what to do, grab the No.1 in the front row.

On the sofa in the living room of the apartment, the big fluffy golden retriever is skillfully projecting. The TV station is synchronized with the webcast, but only the webcast can send real-time bullet screens. The system that keeps pace with the times will naturally not miss the communication with the outside world. time.

Mainly...in case any fans miss it.

At that time, I can take some good-looking photos again, the last time...

Not to mention.

The straight man's camera angle, any creature can't stand that test, it's not that it hasn't been seen for a while and has become dull.

Fu Zizhan came out of the bathroom, and what he saw was a picture of everything being ready. If it wasn't for a certain system that didn't need to eat, there might be some more potato chips and cola on the coffee table.

"So positive?"

The careless pace followed Yi with a laziness.

Lying on the sofa, without turning his head, "I want to see my lovely fans"

Fu Zizhan half-lyed on the sofa, paralyzed by salted fish, "Is there a bug in the memory link?" He vaguely remembered that a certain system hadn't appeared on the scene.

Unfathomable, unpredictable, like an old dog, "Although I am not in the Jianghu, there must be a legend about me in the Jianghu"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

"Sleep more when you have nothing to do", so that you don't have to watch all the things you don't have all day long, which takes up memory!

No three or four eyes staring at the TV screen, as long as it doesn't speak, it can't understand what its host is implying.

On the big TV screen, the opening advertisement is coming to an end. After the opening credits of the show, the preview of this issue’s highlight is played. In the later stage, a superb editing knife cuts the trailer into a wonderful scene. After the sense of anticipation is full...

Advertised again.

dubious:"……"

There are really too many dogs in human skin in the human world.

People clerk?

The real-time barrage is also cursing. Although this kind of commercial spotting happens every day, it doesn't stop them from talking lotus every time.

Fortunately, the commercial time was much shorter this time. After two or three commercials, the feature film finally came out.

The opening performance was a part of "Being Happy" for many years. After the show's fixed four hosts performed, it was the turn of the crew of four.

At the time of recording, Fu Zizhan was arranged to be the last one. Unlike the noisy previous shows, when Fu Zizhan performed on the screen, he became quiet instantly, because...

It is a cappella.

A clear voice came out from the screen, but the young man was standing in the center of the stage, dressed in clean white clothes, singing in a quiet environment, telling stories from afar, just like a ray of clear spring, gurgling in the mountains reverberate.

The sudden a cappella disturbed the audience who were still reading the barrage, the scroll bar below was blank for a moment, and only after a second or two did they start to frantically squeeze onto the screen...

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ear is pregnant, you have to be responsible for me! ! ! 】

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 】

[Oh, oh, oh, oh, look at this man, it's amazing! 】

[Pure passer-by, may I ask if Fu Zizhan's singing has always been this good?What should I do if I love a little bit]

【AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhWhat else do you have that mother doesn't know! 】

[Absolute son!Really absolutely perfect! 】

[Is Nuwa still in charge of kissing the vocal cords these days when pinching people?]

Accompanied by the singing, the real-time barrage scrolled wildly, and Fu Zizhan himself in the living room was a little surprised.

Under normal circumstances, guests are not allowed to sing a cappella in the opening performances of variety shows. The reason for this scene is that there was a little accident during the recording that day. He had just sang two lines and the accompaniment suddenly disappeared.

Probably because of his previous habits, except for a moment of stupefaction due to an accident, he still went along and finished the performance.

The main reason was that no one called to stop at the time, and afterwards he stayed alone to make up a second edition. It is so hard to earn a pension as a worker in the contemporary era, but he didn't expect it to be useless at all.

"You are working overtime for nothing", summed up in a nonchalant way.

"..."

This wave is called the daily life of social animals.

On the screen, the show was still going on, and it was time for self-introduction. After the announcement of the show, the host Luo Xi took control of the overall situation, and cue several members of the crew one by one. When it was Fu Zizhan's turn, the other side A hostess Zuo Xiaoyang answered, "Zi Zhan is the first show of the song, I almost thought it was a professional singer who came to the scene just now, do you want to perform another one for the audience friends?"

The "yes" from the audience friends below resounded throughout the studio.

The correct script does not include Fu Zizhan in this link: "..."

raw cue? ?

Shouldn't this be an additional price?

His distraction for a moment, in Luo Xi's eyes, he thought it was embarrassment. An excellent host does not allow a moment of embarrassment on the stage.

Just as he was about to say something, the hostess Zuo Xiaoyang suddenly suggested: "It's fine if you don't want to have a dance, singing and dancing are not separated."

Fu Zizhan: "???"

Sure enough, the recording and broadcasting of the program is so casual?

The grandson Han on the side observed the words and expressions, and made a relief: "It's boring to dance alone, I will accompany him."

It's just that when the square dance Divine Comedy came from the stereo, the pride disappeared in an instant.

"..."

Is it too late to regret now?

She is actually a beautiful girl!

In the center of the stage, the two stood side by side, reading helplessness in each other's eyes.

When the familiar melody of Rotten Street reached its climax, the two of them moved together. Fu Zizhan followed the music like an old man and enjoyed the square dance life after retirement. The grandson Han, who can't dance, followed suit.

The two can't be said to be uniform, it can only be said that there is no tacit understanding.

Large practice site.

The kind that tries to drive yourself away!

There was a lot of haha ​​in the barrage...

[Laugh!What are these two doing?]

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, if Ah Wei died today, neither of you would be innocent】

[Ah, ah, ah, baby Zihan!Mom won't let you do this! 】

[So you are such a Fu Zizhan! 】

[Sure enough, good-looking people have sick brains! 】

In the living room, mechanical laughter resounded in Fu Zizhan's sea of ​​knowledge, and the man who had already seen it live laughed like a silly dog.

This can probably be called... the magic power of the late million.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

He got up and went back to the bedroom, he didn't know whether he was fooled by himself on the screen or disturbed by the laughter of his hapless system.

Retirees should cultivate themselves at night and watch some happy variety shows.

The progress of the show will not change just because there is one less viewer. Netizens finish laughing, and the process continues...

The two who finished the method listened to the host reading the script amid the suppressed laughter of the crowd. The theme of this issue is to protect animals and protect the environment. They will play games in teams. Fu Zizhan and another supporting actor in the play will be divided into a team. His name is Yu Qi, he is in his early thirties, he is an old supporting actor professional, plus two hosts, two groups of four members have assembled.

After a few simple sports games, I finally entered the theme of this issue. After the advertisement came back, there were a few more compartments on the table, which were drawn by curtains, so I couldn't see what was inside.

Yu Qi took a brief look at the script and said, "Then let's move on to the next part --- Blindfolded Challenge!"

"Everyone enters the compartment blindfolded and guesses what animal is in their compartment. The team with the shortest time wins."

As soon as he finished speaking, the bullet screen was full of expectations. Human beings have a bad taste, and they like to watch others cry when they are frightened.

On the stage, Fu Zizhan sat on a chair at the side. They challenged from the back. The other team of four had already blindfolded, and they were brought into the cubicle by the staff in groups of two and two. As they entered, the curtain was closed. Pull it open, and the small things in the two compartments come into view.

A well-behaved and elegant golden monkey baby and... sugar glider?

Yu Qi on the side let out a "huh", fear could be heard in the sound of gasping, "What is that? A mouse?"

Luo Xi explained in a low voice: "It's a sugar glider."

Yu Qi's pupils trembled for a moment: "Isn't that a flying mouse?" As he spoke, he leaned closer to Fu Zizhan. He was obviously a big muscular man, but at this moment he seemed a little weaker and weaker. Daughter-in-law temperament.

Fu Zizhan moved his butt silently, feeling deeply that the future might not go well, as if he knew what he was thinking, Yu Qi muttered softly, "Zizhan will depend on you from now on, I'm afraid everything will be cut off." non-human beings"

Fu Zizhan: "???"

The whispers were also cut into the feature film, and there was a lot of discussion on the barrage.

[Laugh!God damn all creatures]

[This is... Inhuman phobia? 】

[srds, actually I have a little bit, it’s fine if you just look at it, but I dare not touch it! 】

[Hahahahaha, there are many question marks in Fu Zizhan's eyes]

【After all, one person resisted everything】

The barrage was swiping, and the show was still going on. After Yu Qi muttered, in the cubicle on the field, the four blindfolded people were carefully probing in their own cubicle. The first team of Gangwon.

Social grand sister, the way is very wild, and there is no stumbling in the tentative steps, but the size of the sugar glider is too small, shrunk in the corner of the glass box, and Sun Zihan groped for a long time without touching a hair.

On the other side, the two hosts made a lot of noise and made a lot of jokes, screaming and laughing one after another, which formed a sharp contrast with the two Sun Zihans here.

The two who couldn't find something were a little anxious, and Sun Zihan said to himself loudly: "What the hell is it? I like hide-and-seek so much! My darling, don't hide, I'll just touch it!"

As if the game of hide-and-seek had been played enough, the sugar glider inside the glass box moved. Seeing that Sun Zihan was about to touch it, it slid, flew out of the glass box, and landed...

Fu Zi chopped off his thigh.

The unprepared Fu Zizhan just met a pair of soft and cute big eyes.

"..."

The next second, a shocking scream sounded in his ear, and Yu Qi spun and jumped while screaming with his eyes closed, his movements were so exaggerated that he seemed to have suffered a stroke.

Fu Zizhan, who almost injured his eardrum: "..."

Is it possible to be reimbursed for a work-related injury while recording a program?

Yu Qi's exaggerated movements were played back and forth in the later stage, accompanied by the BGM, which was very ghostly.

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" 】

[Hahaha Teacher Yu, are you worthy of your muscles? 】

[I feel sorry for my brother's ears, I'll rub them on the bed for you later]

【Don't drink in the big night ahead】

[Hahaha laughing so hard that I am looking for heads all over the bed]

On the stage, Yu Qi screamed, making the blindfolded group of four very confused.

Sun Zihan put his hands on the edge of the glass box, stopped his movements, and turned his face to the audience, "What's the matter? What happened?"

Jiang Yuan answered, "Why do I hear Brother Yu's voice..."

[Hahaha, your game props are gone]

[Laughing to death, the game props will not accompany you to play]

[Sugar Glider: What the hell are you doing!The old lady is bored! 】

Sun Zihan and Jiang Yuan, who had no game props, heard the audience's laughter, so they couldn't understand, so there were many small question marks in their heads.

The breeder of the sugar glider on the side made an emergency rescue and grabbed the little naughty who had run away from Fu Zichou's thigh back into the glass box.

After the game was on the right track again, Yu Qi, who had twirled and jumped a long way, slowly sat back on his seat, patted his chest with lingering fear, and complained to Fu Zizhan, "I was almost The soul is out of the body..."

Fu Zizhan said in a low tone, "Who isn't?"

His soul was almost shaken out of his ears.

As soon as this thought came to his mind, a black shadow flashed in front of his eyes, followed by Yi Chong's big innocent eyes, blinking cutely.

Fu Zizhan was stunned for a moment, then he remembered something, and before he could move, there was another scream in his ear, "Ahhhhh! Why does it keep coming!!"

"..."

Blame him for being too slow.

My ears are really suffering today.