I really just want to retire

As the saying goes, if you want to live a decent life, you must have some green on your head.

The big tortoise in front of him is a beautiful green, a delicate green,... a green that human beings will feel flustered when they see it.

Fu Zizhan only took one look and then looked away. If he hadn't been alone all this time, he would have wondered if this unfortunate system was hinting at him.

Doubtful jumped onto the end of the bed very nimbly, and the next second...

"Go down!"

"Oh……"

The nonchalant and obedient person who asks others is very obedient, squatting at the door and pretending to be good, "I want to take a new photo!"

Fu Zizhan put down the book in his hand, "Do you have a little female turtle you like?"

"Don't delay others if the race is different!"

dubious:"……"

The mechanical voice forcibly changed the subject: "It was because you took the picture too ugly last time!", which damaged its handsome image.

Fu Zizhan changed his half-recumbent posture into a sitting position, lowering his head and looking at the turtle's head, "Then why are you doing this?"

No-nonsense choked for a moment, apparently its host had forgotten what he said at the recording site of the show half a month ago, "I'm just what the people want."

After finishing speaking, he ran back to the living room and took the mobile phone over. The agile speed, the rabbit would call it to give up this running competition.

The slender fingers fiddled with the phone twice, and the comments in the private message were all arguing to watch No. 4, and the forgotten memories flooded into his brain instantly. He seemed to have said something along the lines of the breeder in the program, Mainly because people think it is so reasonable.

Who knew that so many people would take a casual sentence seriously, because he underestimated the popularity of his own system.

The naughty one at the door waited patiently for its host to understand what the people wanted. When people looked away from the phone, it took two steps forward, raised its head, posed for a good pose, and waited obediently for a shot.

Fu Zizhan looked at his head-scratching system, his temples twitched uncontrollably, the entertainment industry is indeed a big dye vat, turning a good artificial intelligence into an idol burden.

"Change your color!" Fu Zizhan put down his phone and stared at it, still obsessed with posing nonsense.

"Ah?", turning his head in confusion, "Isn't it pretty?"

It doesn't make sense, the shape of its mimicry is obviously perfect in all data.

Fu Zizhan's tone was indifferent, "It may look better if you change the color", and it is more acceptable to human beings.

"Is that so?"

With the burden of idols, he accepts opinions with an open mind.

next second...

Colorful lights flickered in the room, red orange yellow green blue blue purple...

The color you want is available in the system.

"Does this look better?"

"how about this?"

"Is that still the case?"

A certain system is having a lot of fun, the colorful tortoise shell changes in many ways, and the eyes are already stained with excitement. If this is in a disco, accompanied by cheerful and exciting music, it should say...

"If I were a light ball, would you love me?"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

The indifferent expression gradually became expressionless.

He is about to throw away the system. Fans who want to remember to squat next to the trash can in advance. If you want to have a better chance of winning, you can also choose to squat in the trash can.

After playing so much, he felt the danger after knowing the danger, and changed his costume in a second to return to the original state, as if the scene of the cos light ball just now was just an illusion.

The room returned to normal, the lighting was no longer weird, and Fu Zizhan, who was almost blinded by the flash, was no longer in the mood to mess with a naughty system. He picked up his phone and took a few random photos at the door. The big turtle in the photo was bigger than Last time, the big golden retriever looked three points more sluggish, three points more obedient, and four points more obsessed with light balls...

The fan-shaped statistical chart of the turtle version was born!

A moment later, Fu Zizhan took his fan-shaped chart, no, it was... a fan-shaped chart of nonsense, and posted a nine-square grid, and he didn't even bother to change the copywriting. The difference is probably that there is no @that person fans.

At the same time, the fans who were still discussing whether Fu Zizhan could do it after so long on Weibo finally got what they wanted...

Fu Zizhan V: The turtle you want [picture] [picture]...

As far as the eye can see from Jiugongge, there is a piece of green, because there are green plants on the wall of the living room, and there is a big tortoise obliquely in front of the green plants. The tortoise shell is full of nobility, it is the color of the whole body... the sense of presence is so strong that people can ignore its appearance for a while.

Fans who saw the picture, "..."

Different faces, with the same expression, were all so stunned for a moment that they even forgot to comment.

After a while, the dubious fans who came to their senses sighed with sincerity~

[The little princess No. 4 is a little...green]

In addition to the fans who have been stunned, there are naturally fans who are obsessed with grabbing the front row and commenting. Their common characteristic is that they don't read the text, or don't read the text at all.

For example, the one with the most popular comment...

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaional ! ! 】

The replies below popped up in piles like small bamboo shoots.

[This sister, are you serious? 】

【Good guy, I will give you all this blessing, I dare not take it】

[There is a sentence that I don't know if I should say it or not, you, the host, are you...colorblind? 】

[Hahahahaha I'm fucking dying of laughter, let's take a look before commenting]

【Hahahahaha for a moment I suspected that I was actually colorblind】

【This sister can't fix it for me directly】

The child who didn't read the text finally realized her dream of occupying the front row by relying on her suspected color blindness.

The latter comments are much more normal in comparison.

[I don’t know why, but number 4 looks so good that it makes me flustered]

[Hahaha what a coincidence, upstairs, we hit our hearts out]

【My boyfriend just passed by me, I suddenly wanted to do something】

[Coincidentally, I bumped my head with the upstairs]

[Hahahahahahahahahaha mother-fetal single dog is not afraid, the color of the little princess No. 4 is so good, she is full of vitality, she is full of vitality at first glance, she can send everyone away! 】

【…】

Nonsense in the apartment: "..."

This is not the same as it thinks!

Of course, no one knows about his dubious thoughts except Fu Zizhan.

No matter what, the little princess, who came out after a long wait, stayed in the support club amidst the noise of fans. This made people who are fond of collecting stamps feel inexplicably satisfied. If they collect all seven, they wonder if they can summon the dragon.

After Little Princess No. 4 moved into the support club, a group of fans discovered that the program "Being Joyful" had long been on the trending list.

As is the custom in variety shows, if the current guests have enough traffic or the content is funny enough, there is no need for marketing. Just passers-by fans can drive the popularity up.

The content inside is generally some clips of clips.

There are many clips out of the circle in this new issue, and the most popular blog posts are directly a collection, but every clip seems to contain the figure of Fu Zizhan...

The lingering sound of the singing lingers in the beams and is endless. The two-person stage is like a foolish girl in the landlord's house. The one person and one glider next to Yu Qi's spinning and jumping room are quiet and beautiful, and the big tortoise running wild at the end has attracted many fans. I really want to know what the smell of the turtle smells like on my body.

It's not hard for the fans who watched the video to think of No. 4 again. The green color almost hits the brain, and the dead of night is the time when it's easy to think about it, especially those... who have a partner and play leeks in the fund field all the year round. From time to time, the hands that are ready to move want to look at the other person's phone or open their own income page, but they are afraid that the green in their minds will come into view, so that the song echoes in their ears for a long time, "Green ~ green ~ green ~ green green green..."

This night, a group of insomniacs appeared everywhere.

There is also one more person in Beijing... the dreamer, Fu Zizhan, the instigator of insomnia, didn't sleep well this night, and the person who has always been a good sleeper dreamed in the middle of the night.

In the dream, a huge sphere suddenly appeared in the dark sky. The sphere was so big that all the tall buildings looked like ants in front of it.

The huge ball burst into colorful lights in the dark, and the next second...

A deafening DJ's Divine Comedy came from high in the sky, and the huge sphere began to shake up and down with the music.

After shaking for a while, two tortoise feet popped out on both sides of the sphere in the shape of a disc. After a while, a huge mechanical sound sounded, very high-pitched, "Hey! The building here, the building over there, follow me Let's dance together! Let me see your foundations!! Okay!!!"

"Please tell me loudly! If I were a light ball! Would you guys love me!!!"

All of a sudden, the whole world began to be restless, high-rise buildings twisted like a huge maggot, and it was bound to let the other party see its most beautiful foundation...

The dark sky proves that the phrase "colorful black" actually exists. The red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple light switches randomly, and even the eyes with titanium alloy inlays can blind you.

Hey, I don’t know how long it took, the top of the huge sphere suddenly cracked, the DJ’s Divine Comedy stopped playing, and the whole world was only left with the click sound similar to Transformers transforming. A big turtle’s head popped out from above the cracked sphere. It's just that the neck is a bit abnormal, which is the level that giraffes will feel inferior when they see it.

After the deformation was completed, time stopped for about a second, and the slender neck suddenly began to rotate 360 ​​degrees, turning faster and faster...

The sphere flew up, and the colorful light disappeared at the moment it took off. In an instant, the whole world was shrouded in green, and the sphere turned into a whole body of green.

The neck is used as wings, spinning all the time, like a king proclaiming sovereignty, not allowing any corner of the world not to be stained with its green color.

While announcing, he also let out a loud laugh...

After the laughter stopped, the mechanical voice sounded again, "What? This color is mine, not satisfied? Hmm~"

Fu Zizhan was awakened by this rising 'um', the outside of the curtains was dimly lit, and the room was still very dark, his chaotic brain was not very clear, but this did not affect him at all. ... There was a big turtle.

The big tortoise was pressed against a corner of the quilt, just as he was about to shake the quilt to shake off a system that had gone to bed without authorization.

The big tortoise suddenly disappeared.

"Tsk..."

Still quite alert.

Fu Zizhan, who was no longer sleepy, was forced to experience the work and rest of the elderly. It was impossible to get up to exercise and buy vegetables. He just stared at the ceiling and let go. The dream just now seemed to be still reverberating in his mind. This unlucky system... poisonous.

It was already daybreak when Fu Zizhan opened his eyes again, and he fell asleep without knowing it. The system was not in the sea of ​​consciousness, and the sound of the TV came from the living room, so he knew who was watching without thinking.

At this moment, he suddenly understood why many parents want to limit the time their children watch TV. If they watch too much TV, some strange images will always appear in their minds.

The system has watched too much TV, and the memory stick is full of messy things, which may greatly affect its host.

A certain person who didn't sleep well almost turned into a demon parent when he woke up.

Demon parent.After Fu Zizhan opened the bedroom door, his temples began to throb uncontrollably again.

On the sofa, a big tortoise was blood red all over, as if it had eaten all its fellows overnight, and was about to become possessed.

"..."

"You! Give! Me! Change! Go back! Go!", gnashing his teeth word by word.

He didn't want to continue dreaming about that refined ball tonight, exuding red light and smiling fiercely, wanting the whole world to feel its redness.

Feeling the dangerous bang, and restoring the factory settings with one click, the calm and honest big golden retriever lay on the sofa, inexplicably aggrieved.

It's not that fans don't like that color~

Then change it to something they like~

No-nonsense, who originally wanted to persuade his host to get up in the morning and take a few more photos of himself, is now quietly like a sculpture, motionless.A man who doesn't sleep well seems to have entered menopause early, it can't be messed with!

For a while, only the sound of the TV was left in the living room. After Fu Zizhan made a simple breakfast for himself, he received a WeChat message from his manager Cai Hu. middle-aged man wants to satisfy his curiosity.

Cai Hu: "You still keep turtles? When did it happen? Why didn't I know?"

Fu Zizhan held the goji berry thermos in one hand, and typed nonsense with the other, "It's been a long time, it knows it's ugly, so it has never dared to see people"

Cai Hu: "..."

Although, it's just that the color is a bit shocking, and it has nothing to do with ugliness. It seems that the little princess mentioned in the support club is somewhat misnamed. This is clearly a poor little girl who is despised by the owner.

After Cai Hu sighed to himself, he decided to argue for the poor, "You are wrong, a bowl of water should be level", especially when there are many children in the family, the most taboo is uneven water level.

Fu Zizhan's typing speed is neither too fast nor too slow, and he looks very leisurely, "It's just raising and dying"

Cai Hu: "..."

He is really old and doesn't understand young people.

After a while, he replied again, "Isn't it too early to think about the future? Although dating in our business is risky, the company won't interfere too much..."

Between the lines, it can be said that it is very earnest, and then he saw the other party send a sentence, "I will die for it!"

"..."

dubious:"???"

Some host wants it to die?