I really just want to retire

As soon as Fu Zizhan, whose legs were numb, showed a point, he harvested a wooden block, which came from the careful Xie Li.

Fu Zizhan thanked him and continued to work.

Very good, at least there is a seat.

Fu Zizhan made the best use of everything he could, and once again made a whole fish feast. He seems to be inseparable from fish recently.

Although there is no other food to eat, the fish and fish alone are enough to make everyone cry.

Not only Qi Haoyan's saliva was about to flow into the pot, but the screens of the netizens watching the live broadcast at close range were also wet, and naturally there were also the staff who were crying.

Someone weakly began to suggest: "Can we exchange some food with him?"

director:"???"

"You cheated?"

Staff: "Isn't cheating the norm?"

What happens where there is no camera, the audience will not know.The director is speechless for having such employees under his command.

is the norm!But don't you think the direction is reversed?

How can there be a variety show where the staff take the initiative to trade with the guests, what about dignity? ? ?

Have you fed the fish yet?

fish:? ? ?

I'm all in the pot, I didn't see your dignity!

What happened in the program group, the five guests were neither curious nor wanted to know.

They stared at Fu Zizhan as if the other party were those delicious fish.

Facing the four pairs of staring eyes, Fu Zizhan was quite calm, probably...

got used to it.

In "One Person, One Dog", everyone's eyes are almost the same.

He took a sip of saltiness and said, "Okay, let's eat."

That scene was like a lord who controls the life and death of others amnesty the world.

For a moment, the prisoners, not... The guests were holding pot lids, bottle caps, and...

leaf? ? ?

Qiqi gathered around the feast, holding everything in his hand, anyway, the tableware is not important, the most important thing is getting into his stomach, does it matter how it got in?

No!

The most particular one is Fu Zizhan.

He couldn't be more clear about the level of his cooking skills, and he was already tired of eating.

The forest version of Versailles, fortunately, he didn't say it.

It’s good to know some things yourself, there’s no need to speak out to provoke hatred!

He ate gracefully here, while Qi Haoyan, who seemed to be starving to death on the other side, seemed to be afraid that he would really starve to death, and devoured so much that he almost got stuck in a fishbone.

The barrage in the live broadcast room was wet.

[Save the child, the child is crying! ! ! 】

[Crowdfunding Fu Zizhan opened a shop, are you short of the money for the shop?I crowdfund for you! 】

[Crowdfunding adds me a share, did you see the [-] cents I slapped on the table? 】

[Good guy, I took a 500 million pose]

[Have the little cuties who took notes learned it? 】

【Study is abolished】

[The eyes have learned to use the brain, right? 】

[The takeaway party is not afraid! 】

This kind of barrage was frequently posted in the next two days. Fu Zizhan opened a food channel in the wild, and every time at that time, it gave the audience the illusion that they were on the wrong channel.

Exit to look at the program classification, there is nothing wrong with survival in the wild.

This is survival? ? ?

Is it for the audience to survive?

After all, being starved to death is also death!

They stayed here for three days and three nights, and they could go back on the fourth day.

Fu Zizhan just changed places to cook, and he lived a leisurely life, at least he wasn't hungry.

It was the afternoon of the third day, and the clear sky suddenly turned dark. The sun, which was still hot at noon, somehow hid in the clouds. The southwest was covered with dark clouds, and it looked like heavy rain was coming.

Everyone gathered around with worried faces.

The second idiot classmate was very concerned: "It's okay, just hide under the tree when the time comes!"

"..."

Fu Zizhan said in a faint voice, "When you are struck by lightning, you can leave a dry body anyway?"

"Pfft~", someone laughed.

A dry corpse sounds like it's cleaner than a wet corpse!

They didn't consider this situation before, and they didn't build a small shed that could shelter from wind and rain.

Mainly three days ago, the weather forecast also showed that the next week would be sunny.

God's real name interprets how the words Yinqing is uncertain are written, and at the same time it also interprets what bluff is.

Just as they simply built a small shed with branches, the dark clouds gradually dispersed. Although the sun did not come out, it seemed that there would be no heavy rain after all.

Probably because God was bored and started to play a person who has acne.

It's a good thing that it doesn't rain, and everyone didn't complain about being busy.

But in the middle of the night, the drizzle still came down, and Fu Zizhan woke up immediately. The drizzle sprayed on his face through the small shed. It was not as powerful as sunscreen spray, and it could be ignored when rounded.

It doesn't affect sleep. If you don't believe me, you can listen to the snoring of the naive boy next to you... It's deafening. Fu Zizhan has reason to suspect that he was not woken up by the rain, but by this naive snoring. I don't know when the earplugs I wore before going to bed disappeared.

He rubbed lightly on the top of his head, but he didn't touch it, just when he was about to force himself to block out the sound like a chainsaw and continue to start the next period of sleep.

There was a sudden noise not far away, and he saw the staff running back and forth through the branches.

Someone was running towards them, and as soon as he sat up, the man came to him: "Get up and retreat! The elephants are coming!"

The person who was woken up was stupefied, and Fu Zizhan, who had woken up for a while, was also stunned: "???"

What the hell? ? ?

Elephants?

He seemed to have remembered something, and suddenly looked at Qi Haoyan, that naive guy was rubbing his eyes not knowing why.

Didn't someone say it's not a crow's mouth?

Believe it or not, he is really an idiot.

There was no time to worry about these things at the moment, the cameraman hastily picked up the camera, and it didn't matter if the live broadcast was at night.

Some night owl netizens who couldn't sleep smelled something wrong.

The barrage was scattered sparsely.

【what happened? 】

[Good guy, it turns out that there are still people still awake]

[It looks like something happened, they are all running! 】

【Ahhh, I'm scared all by myself in the middle of the night】

[I seem to hear one ear, saying that a herd of elephants is coming, I don’t know if I heard it wrong]

[Already sleepy, now refresh me, worry! 】

Some netizens who watched the live broadcast were very confused. In fact, the other four people who just woke up just realized what happened.

Qi Haoyan bounced it all at once, loudly: "Fuck!!! Really???"

Fu Zizhan rubbed his ear that was disturbed by the noise. He didn't know why, but he just felt that there was more excitement than worry, probably because of the curiosity of young people.

He, who should have retired, is gone.

How can this kind of thing be false? The program team urgently organized an evacuation. There were also special security personnel there and several locals who knew the elephant herd very well.

Elephants are usually in the forest, but it is not unexpected to come out. They have come out before, and ran to the village to destroy the crops.

Those heavy objects are not suitable for carrying in this emergency situation. The five people gathered together and followed the arrangement of the program group.

More and more people flooded in on the bullet screen who knew about the situation. In addition to fans who were worried about their master, there were also many netizens who were curious.

The first live broadcast, it's exciting, isn't it?

After leaving the small shed that could barely cover a little rain, standing in the open air, I really felt the feeling of raindrops being sprayed on the top of my head.

Fu Zizhan put on the coat he used to cover at night, and there was a hat on it to keep out the rain.

During the retreat, a nonsense suddenly popped up: "You won't die here today, will you?"

Fu Zizhan almost staggered on the soles of his feet, but he steadied himself in time to avoid contact with the ground: "What did you say?" His voice was a bit gnashing of teeth.

Can the system that is looking forward to the death of the host be automatically unbound?

Sensing the danger, he changed his tone: "I'm just a real question, not an expectation. After all, if you die, I'm done too! Hahaha!"

Fu Zizhan said indifferently: "Don't laugh, your laughter is very weird at this time!"

Nonsense: "Oh."

It's just to relieve the awkward smile, as for?

Fu Zizhan didn't pay attention to the system that watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal. They were surrounded by the program group and evacuated to a safe place urgently.

Ten minutes later, a car crash happened suddenly in the crowd. There seemed to be some emergency braking in front, which caused the people behind to have close contact with their chests and backs, and there were not a few people whose heels fell off.

The people caught in the middle have question marks all over their heads in the dark: "???"

Don't you give an automatic double flash for emergency braking?

The fact is that not only did they not give it, but they also started to reverse the car.The person whose heel fell off just now is not spared the front toe, and has been stepped on several times.

Fu Zizhan silently moved his trampled foot, the big brother in front, you are very heavy, can't you slow down? ? ?

After he finished complaining silently, he finally saw the culprit who caused the brakes to reverse through the head in front of him.

Where did the five or six wild elephants come from? ? ?

When people encounter danger, there are wolves in front and tigers in back. They are very simple and rude, and there are elephants in front and elephants in back.

There is an idiom called nowhere to escape.

Among the staff, some timid young ladies were already crying.

Fu Zizhan narrowed his eyes, his eyes were full of seriousness, the one in front of him was no ordinary herd, the one in the lead looked very irritable, and his voice was full of irritability.

Elephants in heat/estrus are very dangerous.

Those few professional locals also had serious faces. Obviously they made a mistake in their prediction. They didn't expect that there would be a group of people here, and the leader was not easy to mess with.

An atmosphere of panic shrouded the crowd for a while, and they could only retreat into the forest on the left, but the virgin forest at night was no less dangerous than a herd of elephants.

The expressions of the other four guests were tense. Even Qi Haoyan, who was still curious at the beginning, put away his playful thoughts at the moment. He looked like he was about to cry with fear, but he was very sensible and did not spread fear. A master who can handle it clearly.

At this time, a nonsensical murmuring voice sounded in Fu Zizhan's head: "Am I a crow's mouth?"

Its host is not really going to die here, is it?

Fu Zizhan said indifferently: "Yes"

Dodgy attempts to quibble: "I don't think so, the big deal is to throw a magic weapon out to kill you! People believe you! You won't die for sure."

How embarrassing for a retiree who is about to pass through the game to die in the small world!This has never happened since ancient times.

Fu Zizhan continued to be indifferent: "Do you want to sing a song of tears behind bars for me? Or do you want to see me in the mutant biology research laboratory?"

He was at a loss for words: "Then what should I do?"

You can't kill, you can't run, you can't run away.

Fu Zizhan's eyes rolled, and he was thinking about the movement of retreating. After a while, he said, "Go!"

dubious:"???"