I really just want to retire

No matter whether it is useful to fill the brain or not, it is useful to fill the stomach anyway.

Fu Zizhan is holding the blood gong net with a chicken in his left hand and a duck in his right, no...it's a fish in his left hand and a shrimp in his right. In fact, there are no shrimps, so he just has this fish on the left and that fish on the right.

It was a joy to catch.

The conscientious photographer followed behind Fu Zizhan, and he was bound to take a first-hand close-up posture. Netizens in the live broadcast room also saw the high-definition version of the video through the camera.

[This scene is inexplicably familiar]

[The ability to be indifferent to emotions is inherited, so it can only be said that it is truly biological. 】

【Looks like they can't get hungry】

【boring】

[Nothing, there is a door in the upper left corner to go out, no thanks]

[No, am I the only one who has questions?Why don't these fish run away? Isn't it said that wild fish are the slipperiest?Why did he catch it so easily]

【You in front are not alone】

Why?If Fu Zizhan saw it, he might answer it in his heart.

Just kidding, the blood net that can bind monsters must have a suppressive effect on ordinary fish!

As time passed by, everyone seemed to gradually start to discover another problem.

[How long has he not had a breath?You can't just hold your breath for so long, can you? 】

[Shocked my whole family, it will take two or three minutes]

[Sure enough, it is a concept to meet a little once in a while]

Not only the netizens are discussing, but Qi Haoyan on the bank has also changed from excitement to worry, "My brother Fu will not have an accident."

Xie Li leaned forward: "No, people are moving."

"What if, in fact, the person is gone, what moves is the soul?"

"..."

It seems that this child really has to eat fish, but anyone with a little brain can't say this.

Nonchalantly, Mimi quietly sent a message to his host: "If you don't go up, they will think you are dead."

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Then thank them!

He gathered the net in his hand, his head floated out of the water, and made a loud noise to prove that he was still alive and well.

Qi Haoyan waved vigorously on the bank: "Brother Fu, Brother Fu, are you Brother Fu?"

……

No, I am your lost brain.

Fu Zizhan poked his head, and continued to start his fishing business.

Anyway, it's already wet, so let's do it in one step. He doesn't want to come down a second time. It's really uncomfortable to soak in the water, but it's more comfortable on the [-]-square-meter big bed.

Fu Zizhan often repeated three or four times, as if he had contracted all the fish, that is, he was a ruthless net fish hunter.

It caused all the fish to rush to tell each other and flee around.

At the bottom of the water, Fu Zizhan looked at the fish in his hand and was very satisfied.

enough!

Let's leave it at that for now, the young man who swam not far away started to swim back, Qi Haoyan played the role of his younger brother dutifully, waving his arms like a big brother who has returned triumphantly.

The younger brother went up to greet the older brother, surrounded by a bunch of new younger brothers.

Fu Zizhan dragged the net in his hand upwards, letting the people above catch it, Qi Haoyan rushed to the first one, and then met eyes with a long, slippery, autumn-black thing in the net.

In the next second, screams sounded, and a generation of tenors was born...

"Ah, don't come here!"

"Fu Zizhan, why are you still catching snakes! It's disgusting! Go away, go away, go away!"

I'm so anxious that I don't want any more characters!The real name is called out, and the former eldest brother seems to be an illusion.

The barrage laughed so loudly that the strong man died, and then the heavenly ladder and the stone village were connected!

【Hahahahaha this scene is so familiar】

[Three goals? ? 】

[? ? ?What is it?The elderly look at their mobile phones.jgp]

[Those who don't understand just look at it, but they haven't seen one person, one dog]

【Hahahahaha god damn snake, you don't need to donate your eyes】

【Forgive our baby for being blind, the snake is his nemesis】

[Snakes are so cute, you deserve delicious snake soup, making wine is also a must]

【Hey~ I'm getting goosebumps! 】

Here, Fu Zizhan held the net very innocently, and so was the little eel in the net.

It blinked its innocent eyes, as if to say, "Tiezhi, take another look at me and see what I am?"

It's a pity that the two idiots who were scared out of their wits and Qi Haoyan, who is now blind again, refused to approach him no matter what.

Fortunately, there are two reliable Wen Deng and Xie Li, who helped to fish out the heavy net.

Their faces were filled with the joy of a good harvest, and they smiled like simple peasant uncles. The harvest of the farmer uncles this year is very good, and they will not have to be hungry in the next few days!

It's just that the faces of the director team are a bit dark, looking like a big villain, looking at Fu Zizhan with resentful eyes.

This is different from the script they imagined.

Shouldn't they be unable to find food and then fight with them for three or four days?

A childish battle full of intrigues, robbing openly and secretly, you attacking and defending like a kindergarten class, this is what the audience loves to watch!

audience:"???"

The program group misunderstood them a lot.

them……

Hey!They just really enjoy watching that.

But this is also okay, the guests unilaterally crush the program group, it's cool to think about it, the drama of reincarnation will never go out of fashion.

As a result, Fu Zizhan's two amazing skills were cut into the hot search again, climbing trees faster than monkeys, and the fish in the left hand and the fish in the right.

And after a while, the occasional new meaning is reinterpreted.

See the hot searched director: "..."

It's okay, it's another free hot search, no need to spend money, and my face looks normal again.

What the program group thought Fu Zizhan didn't really want to know, anyway, he didn't have to go hungry, he lived in a small tent and had plenty of food.

The only ones who suffer are those guests who are still struggling to make ends meet.

It's here now!pride! ! !

A group of people returned home with the joy of a good harvest, and an hour or two passed after all this tossing, and their stomachs were still empty.

Qi Haoyan, who had been playing far away just now, now leaned next to Fu Zizhan again, and the yelling of big brother and big brother was very dog-legged.

"Brother Fu, how do we eat this eel?"

Fu Zizhan glanced at it: "It's disgusting, it's not something you can eat."

see it?There is a small vengeful notebook spread out in front.

The three people beside them were holding back their laughter, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh out loud.

Qi Haoyan: "..."

It doesn't matter, the small book is opened, he just closes it!

The dog leg began to flatter without bottom line: "Hey hey, why is it disgusting? I'm not blind. If you don't believe me, I'll have a big meal to prove that it's really not disgusting! Don't worry about it!"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Then I thank you? ? ?

Thank you is something to say later, the most important thing right now is...

Everyone is hungry.

As the only female in the team, Xie Li was very careful: "Do we have to raise so many of them? If they die in this weather, they probably won't be able to keep them. What a pity."

Wen Deng agreed: "Let's dig a hole and find out if we have anything waterproof and leaky, just put it in it."

Qi Haoyan raised his hands: "I'll dig."

Duan Zhengchu looked unenthusiastic by the side: "Just keep it in the pot"

"..."

Are volunteers boiled?

Fu Zizhan listened and started to work alone. Anyway, the follow-up has nothing to do with him. His work is in front of the stove.

It can also be said to be very conscious.

The process of handling fish is very smooth, after all, unlike other poultry, it has to be plucked.

The big suitcase that was disliked before finally played its role at this time. The things inside are really complete, including the seasonings and kitchen utensils he wanted.

It’s just that it’s a bit inconvenient to live in the wild. Fortunately, the program team didn’t go crazy enough to ask them to drill wood to make fire, and allowed them to bring their own flint and steel.

But I have to build the stove by myself. Last night when I was busy at home, I simply built one. Those who have nothing to do now can start cooking by looking for firewood.

Fu Zizhan stuffed the firewood they picked up into the fire pit bit by bit, cueing his own system while stuffing it: "Would you like to come out and light a fire for me?"

dubious:"???"

Now I won't perform the golden retriever disappearing technique, so I'll change my life into a golden retriever, right?

While Fu Zi was cueing his own system, suddenly there was a figure beside him, and Qi Haoyan squatted beside him for some reason, like a dog: "How can such a trivial matter bother Brother Fu, I will burn it and I will burn it!"

The attitude towards the parents of food and clothing can be said to be quite sincere.

Some people burn fires for free, and they don't use them for nothing.

Fu Zizhan's movement of giving up his position was very skillful, Qi Haoyan lit a fire, suddenly thought of something and said to Fu Zizhan: "It's fine if your family is not here, this should be its job."

dubious:"???"

Did someone say something just now?

It seems that there is a bug in the program responsible for hearing, and there are echoes. Did it hear the two identical requests?

Why don't these two be human?

Some people can use it, and what can Gouzi do? Fu Zizhan objected: "I think you are more suitable"

A living person is naturally easier to use than a dog.

Qi Haoyan, who didn't know that he was equal to Gouzi, smiled very happily: "Then I will definitely complete the task satisfactorily."

The second fool thought he had been affirmed.

Today is also the day when the real fool appears.

The barrage fans covered their faces.

【What to do, I don't want to admit that this thing is my goose】

【I want to be crushed even if my idol kneels down】

【Hahahahaha why is he still smiling so happily】

【In the future, I will never mention that my fan is this guy】

[Okay, okay, stop swiping, my husband is going to cook! 】

[Cooking, cooking!Take out the small book! ! !To steal a teacher today]

[The takeaway is ready! 】

Fu Zizhan also never thought that one day he would be able to perform a gourmet feast in the wild.

Surrounded by three people who were waiting to be fed, there was a Hanhan in the middle who pretended to be lighting a fire, but actually almost fell into the pot with his saliva.

And he squatted on the ground...

Legs are numb.

It is also the only one who cooks so that the legs are numb.