I really just want to retire
Chapter 23
No Three No Four can't believe my ears, I usually tell it to let it go, is this what it can do?
What are you doing up there?Send a head?
No, send system parts?
Fu Zizhan suggested: "You imitate something that they are afraid of and scare them away." After speaking, he affirmed himself in his heart, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this suggestion was feasible.
A question mark that is full of programs: ? ? ?
have you asked meIt works!
"What can an elephant be afraid of?"
"..."
It seems that there is really nothing to be afraid of.
During the one-person-one-system discussion, there was a loud noise in the distance, and the irritated elephant knocked down a tree by the roadside at some point.
There was a "bang", trembling on the ground when he fell down, and it also trembled into the hearts of everyone, and the suppressed crying became more obvious.
The crowd quickened their pace of retreat, because they didn't know if the herd of elephants would launch an attack. If they really ran towards them, it would not be enough for them to kick.
The originally cautious retreat has become a little panicky now, and the instinct of survival in the face of life and death has been brought to the extreme.
The panic here has attracted the attention of the elephant herd.
Fu Zizhan's right hand was in the shape of a fist clenched in the air, and he quietly blocked the people around him. He took a protective posture and blocked the people around him behind him. If it was really a last resort, he could only use physical attacks.
Then find another place, Shadow Dun, afterward, it is impossible to be dissected, he wants face and life!
When Fu Zizhan made up his mind, he seemed to have made up his mind in a nonchalant manner, leaving only one sentence: "Go, my grandson!"
Then Fu Zizhan felt the system leaving his body.
About a few seconds later, behind the direction where everyone was evacuating, a booming sound suddenly came from the dense forest on one side.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
Again and again, like a towering monster waking up.
The sound was very penetrating, everyone huddled together and dared not move, they stared at that direction, and then saw a huge elephant, the height of the elephant was comparable to a small second floor, and everyone seemed to be in front of it. It's only about the size of one leg.
The moment it came out, time seemed to be paused.
Everything has stopped, only its footsteps are left, stepping on the gate of life that people fear.
still!sluggish!fear!
Even the sound of breathing seemed to be inaudible. Many photographers had turned off their cameras during the retreat.
It's just that these few bold ones are like statues at this moment, holding up the camera and facing the huge monster without moving.
It seemed that the pause button had been pressed in the live broadcast room, but the moving picture on the screen was so clear.
After a while.
The dense barrage covered the entire screen.
[Fuck, shit, shit! ! ! ! ! ! 】
【! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】
【! ! ! ! ! 】
[What was that just now! ! ! 】
[I was so frightened that my heart stopped! 】
[God!How could it be so big, so scary!Is the show crew all right? 】
[Someone has called the police before, I don't know when the police will arrive! 】
Netizens far away expressed the aspirations of everyone present, after all, they were too scared to speak out.
Of course, Fu Zizhan was not in this line of people.
His eyes were full of words: "What are you doing!!!"
No nonsense and straightforward: "Didn't you scare those elephants away for you!"
Fu Zizhan got angry, "Then do you need to make it so big?"
There was some stubbornness in the nonsensical and mechanical voice: "I, I... am I not afraid?"
Listen carefully, there is still a little grievance.
Artificial intelligence is also afraid, okay?It is a pile of discarded parts if it is trampled to pieces!
Fu Zizhan seemed to have just remembered the pissing nature of his home system, "Forget it, you can solve it quickly."
Obedient to orders, he walked slowly, one step at a time, towards the herd of elephants on the left.
While calming down, in fact, the thick elephant legs... are shaking.
It's just that no one noticed, and didn't dare to pay attention.
Fu Zizhan looked at it blatantly, the corners of his eyes twitching, his family's system was only promising.
On the surface, he looks calm and unhurried like a big brother, but in fact he is just a coward slowly probing.
The elephant herd over there seemed to be confused when they saw it.
That feeling is like a three-meter tall man suddenly appearing in front of a one-meter-long person.
There is absolute oppression in the momentum, and then...
The one-meter dwarf turned his head and left.
Also trot away.
Respecting the strong is most applicable in nature.
No Three No Four used the same method to drive away the elephants on the other side.
After Gongcheng retreated and disappeared into the forest, he actually returned to Fu Zizhan's sea of consciousness. As soon as he felt the system fit together, a mechanical trembling sound sounded in Fu Zizhan's head: "Scared the baby to death! Fortunately, they are gone , I don’t know what to do if they don’t leave!”
Fu Zizhan smiled lightly: "As for it? Haven't I seen many monsters before", even more ferocious than this.
He retorted nonchalantly: "Can it be the same? Didn't you have you at that time? Now you are useless, so I have to use it."
It really paid too much for its host.
Fu Zizhan laughed again: "That's hard work for you?"
A certain system that sells itself when it is cheap is instantly arrogant: "Hmph, isn't it just hard work!"
It was so scared that it almost got stuck on a bug!
As soon as the words on this side fell, Fu Zizhan felt his arm being grabbed, and a boy's voice sounded beside his ear: "The baby was scared to death, and finally left, give me a hand, my legs are weak!"
At that moment, Fu Zizhan almost thought that there was something wrong with his ears, and he heard a dubious echo.
Facts have proved that his ears are very good, but there is indeed an echo, because right after Qi Haoyan uttered, there were exactly the same ups and downs around him.
It's like a forest version of the chorus N ensemble!
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"Stop talking, I've even thought about my will"
"I just think about my mobile phone password and my bank card password. My mother doesn't know it yet. If I die, it will be difficult for them to withdraw my money."
"You still have time to think, my brain went blank and my machine crashed"
"I almost peed out of fear, okay?"
"What smell? You don't really pee, do you?"
"Get out! What I said was almost right! You can't understand human words!!!"
The staff of the program group were talking about the rest of their life after the catastrophe. Besides Fu Zizhan, the other four guests were also talking about their feelings. The summary is: It’s so good to be alive after scaring the baby and...
Why was that thing so big just now!
Qi Haoyan squatted on the ground without any image: "The moment it came out just now, I almost thought that I was actually living in a fantasy world."
The condition of Wendeng is not much better, and his expression shows the rest of his life: "Fortunately, it's all over."
Qi Haoyan babbled for a long time, then suddenly turned around and slapped Fu Zizhan next to him with his arm: "Brother Fu, why don't you talk? Could it be that you were scared stupid, hahahahaha, you are so timid."
Fu Zizhan: "..."
He said this as if he was the one whose legs were weak just now.
Qi Haoyan continued to sigh: "Do you think that elephant is real? I can't be dreaming."
Fu Zizhan said truthfully: "No"
Qi Haoyan looked like he had found a bosom friend: "Yeah, I don't think it's real either, I'm really dreaming, it doesn't hurt to pinch my arm"
Fu Zizhan had no expression on his face: "What you pinched was mine."
"Oh~ is it? I'm sorry hehe!"
Now all the people are nesting together, and no one dares to move.
The successive shocks have almost broken everyone's defenses. Even the local security personnel dare not act rashly. They have already made a misjudgment once, and an abnormal species has appeared again. Let alone these elephants, have they lived for decades? I have seen it, even if it goes back hundreds of years, no one has seen it.
The best way to deal with it now is to wait for the arrival of the rescue team.
There were more and more people on the bullet screen, and they flooded into the live broadcast room one after another.
[It's late, where is the giant elephant? 】
[Why isn't the rescue team coming yet?It feels like if they stay there for one minute longer, there will be more danger]
[Fortunately, that thing is gone, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable]
[It's really scary, it won't be the end of the world, right? 】
[So where is the elephant? 】
[Someone must have edited it, you can find it with a search!What are you asking! 】
[My baby must be scared out of his wits, come to mommy's arms! 】
The people who rushed in from behind naturally didn't see anything, and started to search frantically. More and more people searched, and the popularity became higher and higher. In the middle of the night, it was successfully searched by night owls.
The comments below are all from @local biological bureau, public security bureau, and government departments. Anyway, as long as it is an official department, none of them have been let go, and they have all been @ed once.
And at Baiji Forest, everyone in the program group finally ushered in the rescue team, who brought weapons in case of emergencies.
It was almost dawn when everyone evacuated from Baiji Forest.
The show was originally going to be recorded until noon on the fourth day, but a sudden accident happened and we could only stay here temporarily, and everyone was still in shock.
When we arrived at the local airport and bought the first flight, the first episode of the program was also announced to be completed. The last scene was everyone reporting to the camera at the airport that everyone was safe.
Fu Zizhan also received a condolence call from his agent, and asked about the arrival time of the flight so that he could pick him up. Why not do it if someone picks him up.
Fu Zizhan hung up the phone, and heard the staff next to him in twos and threes still discussing what happened last night, which seemed to have left an indelible psychological shadow on people.
The nonsense who has been paying attention to the outside world naturally heard it, and the mechanical sound suddenly sounded, sounding a little nervous: "Did I become a little too big?"
Fu Zizhan's expression was very indifferent: "Isn't it a bit late to say now?"
"Oh"
so be it.
Anyway, it is also for the sake of the overall situation, although there is a little personal fear mixed with it, but is this something it can control?
No!
It's just a tiny system!
During the self-hypnosis period, Fu Zizhan turned on his mobile phone and swiped the news to see the latest developments.
The video is still on the trending search, and the major official blogs @@ have finally responded.
The local Bureau of Biology was notified, and other official blogs were just forwarded.
The general meaning of the announcement is: Let the citizens not panic. Through the video, we can only roughly guess what may have caused the genetic mutation. For the specific situation, biological research experts have been sent to the local area. Local citizens are also requested to try not to stay near the Baiji forest in the near future. .
Fu Zizhan, who had read the notice, was nonchalant: "..."
how to say.
I'm sorry for the experts, it may be a waste of time.
There's no genetic mutation or the end of the world coming, it's just a system being cowardly.
It's as simple as that.
What are you doing up there?Send a head?
No, send system parts?
Fu Zizhan suggested: "You imitate something that they are afraid of and scare them away." After speaking, he affirmed himself in his heart, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this suggestion was feasible.
A question mark that is full of programs: ? ? ?
have you asked meIt works!
"What can an elephant be afraid of?"
"..."
It seems that there is really nothing to be afraid of.
During the one-person-one-system discussion, there was a loud noise in the distance, and the irritated elephant knocked down a tree by the roadside at some point.
There was a "bang", trembling on the ground when he fell down, and it also trembled into the hearts of everyone, and the suppressed crying became more obvious.
The crowd quickened their pace of retreat, because they didn't know if the herd of elephants would launch an attack. If they really ran towards them, it would not be enough for them to kick.
The originally cautious retreat has become a little panicky now, and the instinct of survival in the face of life and death has been brought to the extreme.
The panic here has attracted the attention of the elephant herd.
Fu Zizhan's right hand was in the shape of a fist clenched in the air, and he quietly blocked the people around him. He took a protective posture and blocked the people around him behind him. If it was really a last resort, he could only use physical attacks.
Then find another place, Shadow Dun, afterward, it is impossible to be dissected, he wants face and life!
When Fu Zizhan made up his mind, he seemed to have made up his mind in a nonchalant manner, leaving only one sentence: "Go, my grandson!"
Then Fu Zizhan felt the system leaving his body.
About a few seconds later, behind the direction where everyone was evacuating, a booming sound suddenly came from the dense forest on one side.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
Again and again, like a towering monster waking up.
The sound was very penetrating, everyone huddled together and dared not move, they stared at that direction, and then saw a huge elephant, the height of the elephant was comparable to a small second floor, and everyone seemed to be in front of it. It's only about the size of one leg.
The moment it came out, time seemed to be paused.
Everything has stopped, only its footsteps are left, stepping on the gate of life that people fear.
still!sluggish!fear!
Even the sound of breathing seemed to be inaudible. Many photographers had turned off their cameras during the retreat.
It's just that these few bold ones are like statues at this moment, holding up the camera and facing the huge monster without moving.
It seemed that the pause button had been pressed in the live broadcast room, but the moving picture on the screen was so clear.
After a while.
The dense barrage covered the entire screen.
[Fuck, shit, shit! ! ! ! ! ! 】
【! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】
【! ! ! ! ! 】
[What was that just now! ! ! 】
[I was so frightened that my heart stopped! 】
[God!How could it be so big, so scary!Is the show crew all right? 】
[Someone has called the police before, I don't know when the police will arrive! 】
Netizens far away expressed the aspirations of everyone present, after all, they were too scared to speak out.
Of course, Fu Zizhan was not in this line of people.
His eyes were full of words: "What are you doing!!!"
No nonsense and straightforward: "Didn't you scare those elephants away for you!"
Fu Zizhan got angry, "Then do you need to make it so big?"
There was some stubbornness in the nonsensical and mechanical voice: "I, I... am I not afraid?"
Listen carefully, there is still a little grievance.
Artificial intelligence is also afraid, okay?It is a pile of discarded parts if it is trampled to pieces!
Fu Zizhan seemed to have just remembered the pissing nature of his home system, "Forget it, you can solve it quickly."
Obedient to orders, he walked slowly, one step at a time, towards the herd of elephants on the left.
While calming down, in fact, the thick elephant legs... are shaking.
It's just that no one noticed, and didn't dare to pay attention.
Fu Zizhan looked at it blatantly, the corners of his eyes twitching, his family's system was only promising.
On the surface, he looks calm and unhurried like a big brother, but in fact he is just a coward slowly probing.
The elephant herd over there seemed to be confused when they saw it.
That feeling is like a three-meter tall man suddenly appearing in front of a one-meter-long person.
There is absolute oppression in the momentum, and then...
The one-meter dwarf turned his head and left.
Also trot away.
Respecting the strong is most applicable in nature.
No Three No Four used the same method to drive away the elephants on the other side.
After Gongcheng retreated and disappeared into the forest, he actually returned to Fu Zizhan's sea of consciousness. As soon as he felt the system fit together, a mechanical trembling sound sounded in Fu Zizhan's head: "Scared the baby to death! Fortunately, they are gone , I don’t know what to do if they don’t leave!”
Fu Zizhan smiled lightly: "As for it? Haven't I seen many monsters before", even more ferocious than this.
He retorted nonchalantly: "Can it be the same? Didn't you have you at that time? Now you are useless, so I have to use it."
It really paid too much for its host.
Fu Zizhan laughed again: "That's hard work for you?"
A certain system that sells itself when it is cheap is instantly arrogant: "Hmph, isn't it just hard work!"
It was so scared that it almost got stuck on a bug!
As soon as the words on this side fell, Fu Zizhan felt his arm being grabbed, and a boy's voice sounded beside his ear: "The baby was scared to death, and finally left, give me a hand, my legs are weak!"
At that moment, Fu Zizhan almost thought that there was something wrong with his ears, and he heard a dubious echo.
Facts have proved that his ears are very good, but there is indeed an echo, because right after Qi Haoyan uttered, there were exactly the same ups and downs around him.
It's like a forest version of the chorus N ensemble!
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"Stop talking, I've even thought about my will"
"I just think about my mobile phone password and my bank card password. My mother doesn't know it yet. If I die, it will be difficult for them to withdraw my money."
"You still have time to think, my brain went blank and my machine crashed"
"I almost peed out of fear, okay?"
"What smell? You don't really pee, do you?"
"Get out! What I said was almost right! You can't understand human words!!!"
The staff of the program group were talking about the rest of their life after the catastrophe. Besides Fu Zizhan, the other four guests were also talking about their feelings. The summary is: It’s so good to be alive after scaring the baby and...
Why was that thing so big just now!
Qi Haoyan squatted on the ground without any image: "The moment it came out just now, I almost thought that I was actually living in a fantasy world."
The condition of Wendeng is not much better, and his expression shows the rest of his life: "Fortunately, it's all over."
Qi Haoyan babbled for a long time, then suddenly turned around and slapped Fu Zizhan next to him with his arm: "Brother Fu, why don't you talk? Could it be that you were scared stupid, hahahahaha, you are so timid."
Fu Zizhan: "..."
He said this as if he was the one whose legs were weak just now.
Qi Haoyan continued to sigh: "Do you think that elephant is real? I can't be dreaming."
Fu Zizhan said truthfully: "No"
Qi Haoyan looked like he had found a bosom friend: "Yeah, I don't think it's real either, I'm really dreaming, it doesn't hurt to pinch my arm"
Fu Zizhan had no expression on his face: "What you pinched was mine."
"Oh~ is it? I'm sorry hehe!"
Now all the people are nesting together, and no one dares to move.
The successive shocks have almost broken everyone's defenses. Even the local security personnel dare not act rashly. They have already made a misjudgment once, and an abnormal species has appeared again. Let alone these elephants, have they lived for decades? I have seen it, even if it goes back hundreds of years, no one has seen it.
The best way to deal with it now is to wait for the arrival of the rescue team.
There were more and more people on the bullet screen, and they flooded into the live broadcast room one after another.
[It's late, where is the giant elephant? 】
[Why isn't the rescue team coming yet?It feels like if they stay there for one minute longer, there will be more danger]
[Fortunately, that thing is gone, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable]
[It's really scary, it won't be the end of the world, right? 】
[So where is the elephant? 】
[Someone must have edited it, you can find it with a search!What are you asking! 】
[My baby must be scared out of his wits, come to mommy's arms! 】
The people who rushed in from behind naturally didn't see anything, and started to search frantically. More and more people searched, and the popularity became higher and higher. In the middle of the night, it was successfully searched by night owls.
The comments below are all from @local biological bureau, public security bureau, and government departments. Anyway, as long as it is an official department, none of them have been let go, and they have all been @ed once.
And at Baiji Forest, everyone in the program group finally ushered in the rescue team, who brought weapons in case of emergencies.
It was almost dawn when everyone evacuated from Baiji Forest.
The show was originally going to be recorded until noon on the fourth day, but a sudden accident happened and we could only stay here temporarily, and everyone was still in shock.
When we arrived at the local airport and bought the first flight, the first episode of the program was also announced to be completed. The last scene was everyone reporting to the camera at the airport that everyone was safe.
Fu Zizhan also received a condolence call from his agent, and asked about the arrival time of the flight so that he could pick him up. Why not do it if someone picks him up.
Fu Zizhan hung up the phone, and heard the staff next to him in twos and threes still discussing what happened last night, which seemed to have left an indelible psychological shadow on people.
The nonsense who has been paying attention to the outside world naturally heard it, and the mechanical sound suddenly sounded, sounding a little nervous: "Did I become a little too big?"
Fu Zizhan's expression was very indifferent: "Isn't it a bit late to say now?"
"Oh"
so be it.
Anyway, it is also for the sake of the overall situation, although there is a little personal fear mixed with it, but is this something it can control?
No!
It's just a tiny system!
During the self-hypnosis period, Fu Zizhan turned on his mobile phone and swiped the news to see the latest developments.
The video is still on the trending search, and the major official blogs @@ have finally responded.
The local Bureau of Biology was notified, and other official blogs were just forwarded.
The general meaning of the announcement is: Let the citizens not panic. Through the video, we can only roughly guess what may have caused the genetic mutation. For the specific situation, biological research experts have been sent to the local area. Local citizens are also requested to try not to stay near the Baiji forest in the near future. .
Fu Zizhan, who had read the notice, was nonchalant: "..."
how to say.
I'm sorry for the experts, it may be a waste of time.
There's no genetic mutation or the end of the world coming, it's just a system being cowardly.
It's as simple as that.
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