I really just want to retire

At noon, there was a noisy sound from a small road in the southwest corner of Zhongsu Village. Two men were walking in the middle and muttering something, and there were people carrying cameras at the front and back.

The older man is not very confident: "I think we might not really find meat today."

The younger man's good-looking face was full of determination: "If there is no one here, I will go to the mountains to see, maybe I can catch a silly rabbit."

"Standby and wait for the rabbit is just a fable"

"..."

In the yard, Fu Zizhan was sitting in the shade, his clothes had been changed into new ones.There is nothing in the countryside but the weather is good, even at noon the air is cool.

The heads of people on the small road in the distance came from far to near, and the voice of the voice reached the young man's ears. Fu Zizhan raised his eyebrows slightly. Is this filming or recording a program?

Without those equipment, it should be recording programs.

Unexpectedly, there are unexpected surprises in the small countryside. Under the thick fan-like eyelashes, the pupils are rolling, and they don't know what they are thinking.

The wooden courtyard gate was open, but someone knocked on it politely.

The older man was Xu Fenghua, a middle-aged actor. He was about to say something after knocking on the door, but suddenly the words stuck in his throat.

Because the situation in the yard is really a bit weird.

Not only did he think so, but the movements of the photographer following behind and Qi Haoyan next to him froze for a moment visible to the naked eye.

The boy in the yard was very good-looking. Although his clothes were a bit old, they couldn't conceal their elegance.

The boy sat there with the air of a veteran cadre. On the table in front of him was an iron porcelain plate with red patterns. On the upper left corner was a bottle of red wine with no discernible brand.

The teenager holds a kitchen knife in his right hand and a fork in his left. What looks like a steak is on the plate.

The huge kitchen knife looks bigger than a steak, and thanks to him, he can still cut it with a sense of ceremony.

On the left hand side of the young man is a very old-fashioned cup with a large national emblem printed on it. Not surprisingly, it should be filled with red wine.

If it's just all of these, Xu Fenghua can still accept it, isn't it just a mix-and-match style, not surprising...

But how did the grunting pig in the yard get fatter?Are domestic pigs still free range animals?

Everyone in the "Original Life" program group seemed to have been cursed, their eyes were very consistent, and even the movements of turning their heads seemed to have been trained.

First, he looked at the young man in the middle of the yard, then turned right to look at the grunting pig in the corner, and finally his eyes stayed on the left, where...

A golden retriever is... doing laundry? ? ?

Is it their eyesight?Or did some animals become sperm illegally after the founding of the country?

A washboard was slanted in a large rubber basin. The golden retriever stood outside the basin with his hind legs, and stepped on the washboard with his forelimbs, rubbing his clothes in a decent manner.

No matter which scene it was, it was so unimaginable that Xu Fenghua, who was originally calm, was a little speechless.

Fu Zizhan cut the last piece of monster meat in half, and looked up at the group of six or seven people: "What do you want?"

The monster meat was randomly thrown into the system when it was repaired quickly in the past. The storage section of the system can be used as a space, and it has a fresh-keeping function.

I threw away a lot of them at the time, purely because of the taste of them, thinking that if I want to eat them in the future, I won’t have to wear them again.

I didn't expect that something that would satisfy my craving so quickly would become a life-saving thing. The family was so poor that they didn't even have a piece of meat. The only meat was the three live pigs.

After the young man finished cutting and put down the kitchen knife, Xu Fenghua and Qi Haoyan took two steps forward. This time it was Qi Haoyan who spoke first, "Handsome guy, do you have a lot of meat in your house? We can work for it. Your house needs to be cleaned or something." Is it? Or is there any farm work in the field? I can do it!"

As long as there is meat to eat.

Qi Haoyan was afraid that others would not know how greedy he was, so he fixed his eyes on the two pieces left on the table.

Fu Zi chopped the fork together and dropped it, and two pieces of meat went into his stomach.

"There's not much meat," with a serious look as if he ate grass just now.

Qi Haoyan: "..."

It will be more convincing for you to wipe off the oil stains at the corners of your mouth.

Qi Haoyan, who hadn't eaten meat for several months, gradually had resentment in his eyes. Fu Zizhan met the resentment in his eyes, and shrugged innocently without changing his face.

There is not much meat in the first place, and the meat of monsters is not something that people in the small world can eat. They don't have strong mental power to digest the energy contained in it, and if they eat it, they will explode and die.

but……

As kind as he is, how could he have the heart to reject the first group of people he met here.

Fu Zi cut his chin and lifted it to the left: "Hey! Take it away if you like it."

Anyway, don't expect him to kill, it's too troublesome.

"The one with the birthmark on the head is not bad", Fu Zizhan recommended it sincerely, the main reason is that the head hit the original owner.

After a whole morning, Fu Zizhan was still a little incapable of accepting it.Who knows what he went through when he went to the bathroom this morning.

It was when he was in a hurry that he discovered...

Good guy, there is not even a decent toilet in this house, the door of the pigsty goes in, and there is a small corner in front, that is the toilet.

Can that be called a toilet? ! !

There are only two boards that cannot be dropped to separate the corner from the pigsty, which is extremely unsafe.

He had a feeling that squatting there could ruin his chrysanthemum at any time.

So, the three pigs came out to the yard, and he didn't want to deal with his physical problems while being attacked.

Qi Haoyan didn't feel Fu Zizhan's sincerity, he only felt that the young man in front of him was framing him.

"How can we have your pig, just a piece of meat!"

Fu Zizhan got up and continued to sell: "You can have this."

Qi Haoyan: "No, I can't have it." Although he actually wanted it very much, but the camera was filming it, and when it was broadcast, he didn't even have to think about how black fans would scold him.

It's nothing more than: You are ashamed to want the villagers' pigs!Don't know that it is the only property of the family!How selfish!Pretending to be an idol, get out of the entertainment industry!

and so on and so forth...

He can do it backwards.

"You really can!"

"I really can't!"

The rest of the people: "..."

You are grinding the mill, have you considered the feelings of the donkey?

In the end, Xu Fenghua couldn't stand it anymore and stood up, "Handsome guy, we definitely can't have a pig, do you have food at home? Let's just get some vegetables."

Fu Zizhan was a little regretful that the pigs were not sent out, "That's fine, there are also vegetables, you can pick as many as you want", and then pointed to the vegetable field in the corner.

The vegetable field is not big, and some tomatoes, beans and green vegetables are planted in it.

It was just his finger that instantly shifted everyone's attention to the golden retriever who was still washing clothes in the corner.

The accompanying PD of "Original Life" gave Xu Fenghua a look, and Xu Fenghua understood it instantly. Such a good material is also a highlight when it is broadcast.

Xu Fenghua looked at the golden retriever with a smile: "Handsome guy, how did your dog train? It can also wash clothes. Did you send it for training?"

Fu Zizhan also looked over there, because some systems exploded in the morning, and it was a wrong positioning that led to the current situation.

If there was no wrong positioning, they would not have encountered a space-time rift. He is now lying on a big bed of [-] square meters.

The system that has done something wrong naturally has to take responsibility for its own mistakes, and whoever will wash the clothes that are sticky with pig feces!

Fu Zizhan's voice was faint: "I haven't been trained, the dog of the poor family has been in charge long ago."

Xu Fenghua: "..."

He has only heard that children from poor families have long been in charge of the family. So are dogs in the country so independent now?

No. 444's ears moved, and its fluffy paws continued to step on the clothes. At this moment, it really hated why it was designed so perfectly, and why it couldn't leak electricity when it came into contact with water!

That way it doesn't have to touch pig shit! ! !

The system feels bitter, but the system doesn't say anything.

It's not intentionally misplaced!

The grievance of No. 444 is only known to someone, but it is a pity that someone ignored it cold-heartedly.

Qi Haoyan was still thinking about meat just now, but now his heart has been taken away by the dog. At the age of 20, he is just lively and active.

He went directly to the golden retriever, squatted in front of it and looked at it with his hands on his chin, which was very novel.

"Handsome guy, has your dog become a jerk?"

Fu Zizhan was very calm: "No, it's just that the family is poor."

"Does it do anything else besides washing clothes? Can it clean clothes by stepping on them like this?"

"It's fine if you can wash off the pig shit." Speaking of Fu Zizhan, it's a bit of a vicissitudes, he can't go back, he has no money.

Qi Haoyan blinked because he didn't understand, this brother sounds like a story.

Xu Fenghua also stepped forward to interject: "It looks so good, what's its name?"

After Fu Zizhan paused for a few seconds, he said four words firmly: "No three no four!"

Qi Haoyan: "..."

Xu Fenghua: "..."

The staff behind: "..."

A burst of black dots floated overhead.

Is this dog picked up?Has anyone named a dog something like this?

As if to echo everyone's thoughts, the golden retriever raised his head and looked at Fu Zizhan aggrievedly.

Qi Haoyan patted the dog's head, his eyes were full of love and compassion: "I really wronged you, you're being nonchalant"

system:"……"

Don't think that if you lower the corners of your mouth, I can't see that you really want to laugh.

The system glared angrily at the person in front of it, and then rubbed its head twice. While resisting, it heard a familiar voice: "I wronged you?"

No. 444 looked up at the sky, tears would not fall at an elevation angle of 45, "no", the two words of negation used strength to deduce what it means to be wronged by the baby, but the baby dared not say it.

Standing behind Qi Haoyan and Xu Fenghua, Fu Zizhan folded his hands on his chest, his lips did not move, but a voice sounded in No. 444's ear again: "I told you before that you didn't want to be called this name, you see Look at the code you have drawn, there are only two unlucky numbers within ten, and you have taken them all, three and four! If you are not unlucky, whoever will be unlucky, from now on it will be called nonsense, and you are not allowed to resist!"

It's useless to resist.

No. 444 was wronged and made a final struggle: "You are superstitious!"

"Heh, count down how many unlucky things we have encountered. The first time, it was you who made me fall on the back of a monster and was almost swallowed by one bite? The third time, you said it was okay, but it was in the air Throw me down, almost let me fall into a box, and last time..."

"I was wrong, just call it nonsense, I have no objection!", No. 444 urgently interrupted Fu Zizhan's review of the old account, because the more he went through it, the more he felt that he really seemed to have a problem...

No three no four no three no four.

Anyway, there is no other system here, no system will know!