I really just want to retire

Without the knowledge of the "Original Life" program group, the naming war ended quietly.

After playing with the dog for a while, Qi Haoyan and Xu Fenghua picked some vegetables and left. Before they left, there was another grinding battle.

Two people in the program group: "Is there any farm work that needs our help? How embarrassing to take your food for nothing!"

Fu Zizhan: "No one needs help."

"This is really possible!"

"This one really doesn't exist!"

"..."

At this point, the tug-of-war came to an end, but Qi Haoyan looked at the pig with too much reluctance when he was leaving, and thought he wanted to part with his lover if he didn't know it.

Seeing that Fu Zizhan didn't understand, so he pulled it away if he liked it, and told them all.

Wouldn't it kill him?Can you count on him to kill?

Forget it, let’s separate, sometimes distance can produce beauty, and the meat that cannot be eaten is the best meat!

Don't count on him anyway!

As night fell, Fu Zizhan still made himself a delicious dinner. The meat used was naturally the monster meat in the system space. He threw enough meat back then, enough for him to eat for a while.

In the yard, the scene was exactly the same as during the day, the difference was that the food on the table was different.

There is no more laundry to be done, and he directly withdraws from the mimicry state and returns to Fu Zizhan's sea of ​​consciousness.

The fast-travel system can imitate everything except people, it mainly depends on the preferences of the system and the host, if you don't want to appear in front of people, you can also go directly back to the host's sea of ​​consciousness.

So at the moment, Fu Zizhan was sitting alone in the courtyard, and the lights in the room were dimly illuminating the courtyard.

There is no moon in the sky of Zhongsu Village tonight. Under the night, there are stars hanging all over the sky like diamonds that have been thrown by people. They twinkle and twinkle very beautifully.

Fu Zizhan finished dinner with the stars.

Not to mention, the night sky in the countryside is really not comparable to other places, and it is quite beautiful.

but……

He still misses his [-]-square-meter bed! ! !

The bed left by the original owner was still made of wooden boards, and he fell asleep on his waist!The bruise on his waist is still there.

Fu Zizhan sat in the yard for a long time, and he got a little sleepy before he had to get up and go back to the house. He still felt that he was going to sleep, but he had wronged himself.

After the energy of the unlucky system recovers, replace the [-]-square-meter bed with a [-]-square-meter bed.

The young man looked at the stars in the sky and made such a happy decision!

As soon as he got up, there was a sound of puffing and puffing from the corner of the wall outside the yard.

Fu Zizhan looked along the voice, and saw a black figure shaking there, his face could not be seen clearly under the big cloak, it looked a little weird in the dark night.

Before he could make a move, the black shadow spoke out first: "Hey, handsome guy!"

The voice is a bit familiar, isn't it the celebrity who is inseparable from his pig during the day?It seems to be Qi Haoyan, he heard another celebrity call it before.

Does this mean pigs?

It's really affectionate!

Qi Haoyan walked around to the gate of the courtyard, and pushed the door open with a "snap", the force was so great that it made the already shaky door worse, and it was only a gust of wind away from the bang to the ground.

Qi Haoyan scratched his head in embarrassment, looked at the door and then at the owner of the door, apologizing very quickly: "I'm sorry, I'll fix it for you later."

Fu Zizhan glanced at the star's white and callous-free hands: "No need."

He was afraid that if he repaired it, the door would fall to the ground.

Anyway, he hadn't been here for long, so he could barely see him like this, at least he still had a door at home.It's just that the star's costume is really strange: "Are you pretending to be a ghost to scare people?"

Qi Haoyan tugged at the black robe on his body: "What are you talking about? Didn't I come to you secretly, for fear of being discovered by the staff of the program group?" After finishing speaking, he felt complacent, thinking that he was really a Little genius!

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Could this be... the legendary deception? ? ?

Wouldn't it be more conspicuous?

This star seems to have been smart from a young age.

Fu Zizhan decided not to get entangled in this unusual intelligence. After all, his intelligence is not unusual, and there is no need to discuss it.

He turned his head and asked, "Look for me quietly? What's the matter?"

Qi Haoyan glanced at the pigsty: "There is something wrong."

Fu Zizhan understood: "But it's okay to say."

"Can your pig kill a pig?"

Oh, it seems that he is really greedy for his pig's body.

He really wanted to know how long it had been since the star had eaten meat, it made the child greedy.

In the next second, Qi Haoyan seemed to be able to sense what Fu Zizhan was thinking, and said bitterly: "Brother, you may not know, our line of work is really difficult, the scene I am filming now, The director asked me to lose weight to about 1.8 catties, but I am a [-]-meter strong man! What an inhuman request! I have been on the set for three months, and finally there is an announcement that I need to go out, I thought I could smell the smell of meat, but Teacher Xu told me that every family here has little meat, and even the pigs they raise must be kept until the Chinese New Year to be killed."

"But I can tell, bro, don't you need to kill your pigs during the New Year? You asked me to take it away during the day, but I really can't take it away, and I will be scolded by the audience. Bro, kill it for me, okay?" Okay? Let me buy it from you, and I can give you money, but I don’t have it now, the program team has taken away the phone, so I can give you an IOU, what’s the price for a live pig? Three thousand? Is five thousand enough?”

Fu Zizhan just quietly listened to Qi Haoyan bawling out a lot of his miserable history.

He is unwilling to ask him to kill a pig. He is retired to provide for the elderly. Shouldn't he eat and sleep on the [-] square meters?

but……

5000 yuan!

He remembered checking the balance of the original owner today, the good guy was only a few thousand dollars.

He is now a pauper with a net worth of only four figures!

Fu Zizhan compromised shamefully, "Yes!"

Isn't that killing pigs?I just killed a lot of monsters in the cultivation world last time, just a pig!For money, he will do anything!

"You promised! That's great, brother, you are really the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva who saves the suffering. If I can't eat meat again this time, I will really go crazy. I will have to eat grass for more than a month when I return to the set. !"

Fu Zizhan echoed: "That's really pitiful."

Qi Haoyan seemed to have found a bosom friend: "Right, let me tell you..."

After he had finished babbling a lot, he asked in doubt: "Is your family not good or bad?"

Fu Zizhan was very serious: "Go to bed, go to bed early and get up early to be healthy."

Qi Haoyan didn't know it and felt serious: "You're really obedient if you don't play tricks, are you going to sleep too?"

Fu Zizhan was silent, you finally discovered this problem.

He was planning to go to bed at first, but out of nowhere, he got a 5000 yuan pig-killing order and a bunch of bitter stories of celebrities.

The key is that the pig slaughter order has not yet been settled, and the agreed IOU is too!

Qi Haoyan used his unusual intelligence and precision to get Fu Zizhan's idea: "Ah, yes, IOU! Do you have paper? I'll write one for you."

Fu Zizhan took out a pen and paper very bluntly.

"I don't know your name yet?"

"Fu Zizhan."

Qi Haoyan couldn't stop writing the IOU: "I found that you are really better-looking than many male stars, and you are a little worse than me, but don't feel inferior, you are really good-looking! Consider it Have you ever debuted? With your good looks, you will definitely get a lot of girlfriend fans."

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Should he say whether the star has good vision or not!Say he is not good, some cognitions are quite accurate.Let’s say he’s fine, but he doesn’t seem to have a clear understanding of himself.

After Qi Haoyan finished writing the IOU, he seemed to have seen Rourou waving to him, so he was extremely excited, his stomach that had been empty for three months was finally able to get meaty.

"I don't want your whole pig either, just give me a piece of meat tomorrow!"

Fu Zizhan raised his eyebrows: "Are you sure?"

"Sure, sure! I can't finish eating so much, you can handle the rest yourself."

Fu Zizhan collected the IOU.

All right, 5000 yuan to buy a piece of meat!This kid is really smart!

A transaction came to an end in the night.

After Qi Haoyan walked away in a hurry, he said in a nonchalant way: "Is he a little stupid?"

Fu Zizhan: "Well, it's almost the same as you!"

dubious:"……"

It really should go to sleep.

Or go to the system forum and post a post: What is the experience of having a vengeful host? ?

It's not like they can't go back, as long as it recovers its energy, it can go back!

Although this is a small world, it may take a long time for the energy to recover.

But...but...it wasn't intentional.

snort!

Fu Zizhan completely ignored the protest of the unlucky system. His drowsiness was interrupted and he temporarily lost the idea of ​​sleep. He went straight to the pigsty.

The three pigs were all asleep, not knowing what would happen to them tomorrow.Fu Zizhan looked at it, but decided to attack the one with the birthmark first.

A man who holds a grudge always carries a small notebook with him.

The next morning, the weather was still fine, the fresh air was mixed with the fragrance of soil, and the blue sky was filled with white clouds, stretching as far as the eye could see.

In a house on the east side of Zhongsu Village, many people stood inside and outside the yard, most of them carrying heavy cameras in their hands. This is where the "Original Life" station is stationed.

In the yard, the stars who had simply eaten breakfast began to worry about lunch and dinner again.

This program is such a setting. They have to obtain all the ingredients by themselves, and they can go to the folks to ask for them. As long as you can accept it with peace of mind and are not afraid of being scolded by netizens, you can also work for it.

Everyone naturally chose the latter. After all, even a small matter in recording a program will be infinitely magnified. If there is any talk left, it will become black material for black fans to attack in the future.

A female star suggested: "Why don't we go to the small road to the south, there are a lot of old people there, and there are many places that need help. We should be able to exchange some vegetables and come back."

One of the resident guests sighed: "I really want to eat meat."

At this time yesterday, it was Qi Haoyan who was the first to agree. Today, the resident guest did not get any response after speaking, and turned his head to look at the somewhat abnormal Qi Haoyan in doubt.

And Qi Haoyan smiled with an inscrutable expression: "I'll go to the southwest side."

The meat he bought for 5000 yuan out of his own pocket is waiting for him! ! !