I really just want to retire

June in Tuoping County is people's favorite season, with both the vitality of spring and the enthusiasm of summer.

There are many small villages under the county. In the early morning of Zhongsu Village, smoke is rising from the small chimneys of every household, and chickens and dogs are playing together.

The adults get up early to start farming, and the children go to school together with their schoolbags on their backs.

However, in the southwest corner of Zhongsu Village, there is a family that is too quiet, with no barking chickens and dogs, and no smoke rising from the kitchen.

A small pigsty was built on the left side of the wooden house. A young man was lying in the corner, and the young man slowly moved his arms.

As soon as Fu Zizhan regained consciousness, he felt severe pain in his waist.

Depend on! !

What did the retarded system do! !Did he just throw him out of the air!

Fu Zizhan endured the pain and opened his eyes... He met a big pig's head, and his pink nose was right in front of him.

The next second, a shocking national curse sounded from the pigsty: "F*ck!!!"

Fu Zizhan pushed Zhu Xin away and got up with lingering fear, and stood at the door with his hands on his waist, a dazed expression on his face.

Why is he in the pigsty? ?Shouldn't he have landed on a big bed of [-] square meters?

Before he could figure out the situation, memories that didn't belong to him rushed into his face like a movie. As an employee of the fast-traveling game, he was really familiar with this feeling.

After accepting the memory, only three words remained in Fu Zizhan's mind... Grass mud horse!

There is no other meaning, but I suddenly want to be familiar with the other names of alpacas.

……

In the yard, Fu Zizhan had no expression on his face: "How long do you want to hide? Why don't you come out and explain to me?"

A gust of wind drifted through the air, blowing a strand of the boy's hair.

No one responded.

The boy's voice was indifferent: "Not sure?"

Another gust of wind blew past, the difference was...a big golden retriever appeared next to the boy, with the golden retriever's head turned away from him, and guilt was written all over the back of his head.

Fu Zizhan gritted his teeth: "Is this the life you talked about eating and sleeping?"

He is really angry!

Thinking of him working hard, earnestly doing the tasks, and finally completing the tasks in the fast-traveling game, he can retire. In the end, the broken system made a moth.

Thinking of his fame in his first life, now he actually falls into the pigsty.

What's the matter, when he is Marshal Canopy?He didn't tease Chang'e either.

The golden retriever didn't open his mouth, but a voice appeared in Fu Zizhan's head, stammering: "No...doesn't it count?"

"Ah!"

"The [-]-square-meter villa in the back, the [-]-square-meter big bed, the indoor swimming pool, the cinema, the underground wine cellar... have you eaten all of these?"

System No. 444 was very guilty and wronged, "It can't be my fault, who would have thought that we encountered a space-time rift!"

Fu Zizhan closed his eyes and opened them again: "Honestly speaking, did you make a wrong positioning from the beginning?"

"How is it possible! He is a reliable system, how could he make such a low-level mistake! It is because he encountered a crack in time and space!", the voice of No. 444 machine is full of stubbornness, as long as its sophistry is firm enough, then Really not it!

"Heh, do you still make few mistakes?"

……

Seeing that the old score was about to be settled, the golden retriever lowered its furry head, and it was right to keep silent at this time.

In the current situation, Fu Zizhan didn't bother to continue to worry about it. The important thing was: "Where is this body? Can you get it back?"

When he finds it, he can leave and continue to the retirement place where he was supposed to go.

His villa!His big bed!His swimming pool, wine cellar...

He's coming soon!

The golden retriever moved its head: "It seems to have been worn somewhere else."

"..."

"Then you contact the headquarters and send someone to deal with it."

Right now, he can only do this, that is, he may have to wait for a while, everyone is very busy in the game, and he doesn't know when he will wait for someone to free up.

After finishing speaking, Fu Zizhan sat down on the ground with no image. Anyway, the clothes were already stained with pig feces, so he didn't care about getting a little more dust.

His back still hurts.

Who said that standing and talking doesn't hurt your back, his waist obviously hurts, Fu Zizhan rubbed the painful spot with his hands, and you can tell without looking, it must be bruised.

He looked at the grunting pigs in the pigpen in the distance. If he had a meal of braised pork before leaving, wouldn't it be considered a violation of discipline?

A bunch of braised pork, braised pork ribs, sweet and sour pork ribs, stir-fried pork heart... recipes flashed through Fu Zizhan's mind.

Ten minutes passed, and the dog next to him remained motionless.

"You're dead? Do you have to let me take a picture for you?"

What should I do if the computer crashes?Just take a good shot, that's how 90s TVs are handled.

"No no... no need.".The mechanical voice faltered and faltered.

"Then what about the statue you left behind? Have you got in touch? What did they say? When will it be dealt with? Can you be in a hurry?" Fu Zizhan asked a lot like a machine gun, he missed him five hundred Flat big bed, want to swim [-] laps on the back of the bed!

"Lian, contact... I can't get on, I, no... I don't have energy", the system babbled for a long time about the content of ten or so words, and the voice behind it was so low that it could hardly be heard.

But as the host that bound it, Fu Zizhan heard it clearly, and the hand on his waist froze like this, and he slowly turned his neck to look at the golden retriever next to him: "You! Say! What! What!"

The golden retriever shrank his neck: "No, I have no energy."

The word "no energy" was like a bolt from the blue, and Fu Zi was chopped off on the spot until his heart and liver were broken.

It seems that this matter is not as simple as the fact that he landed in the pigsty and was stained with pig feces, which would damage his image.

Fu Zizhan checked the status of the system urgently, and then...

Completely froze.

What did he see! ! !

This broken system not only has little energy left, but even the currency section cannot be opened!

He failed to retire and became a pauper? ?It's not just that he didn't read the almanac when he went out, he must have stabbed Feiji's nest.

Fu Zizhan did not move for a long time.

No. 444's worried voice sounded: "Host, are you alright?"

Fu Zizhan despaired: "Do you think I look good?"

The golden retriever's round eyes turned to the side: "Don't despair, at least my storage section is still open, and the things inside can still be used!"

While speaking, his furry paws still patted the ground to prove that he was still useful.

Fu Zizhan glanced lightly: "Oh, then do I have to thank you?"

No. 444 dared not speak.

I don't know how long it took before Fu Zizhan accepted this fact, stood up from the ground and walked into the house.

The original owner will not come back, he has to live with this identity for the time being, until the energy of the unlucky system recovers.

It's a damn coincidence that the original owner has the same name as him.

Fu Zizhan looked around carefully, it was a small village, and there were fields as far as the eye could see, and every house was far apart, and there were some wooden houses among the many fields.

The yard of the original owner's house was not too big, but it was kept fairly clean. There were some vegetable fields in front, and the pigpen was on the left.

Fu Zizhan continued to walk inside, and Jin Mao followed behind him step by step.

Although he already knew what the situation was from the memory he received, but when he really saw the situation at home, Fu Zizhan still felt his eyes go dark.

This is... the wooden version of the rough house?

Can you be poorer?The family's bare four walls can no longer describe the situation of this family.

The most valuable thing in the house is probably only the three culprit pigs.

When the original owner was feeding the pig, he was directly knocked over.

"Where did he wear it? Can't he come back?" Fu Zizhan tried to make a final struggle.

As long as someone travels through the small world, the fast travel system will have a record, and the system can find it even if the system has no energy.

The mechanical voice in his head hesitated a bit, faltering and hawing for a long time without speaking.

"You play the mosquito, what can't you say, what do you think I can't accept in the current situation?"

His heart is dead and will no longer fluctuate for the world.

"He left voluntarily, he probably won't come back, he's dressed...he's the richest man's son"

Fu Zizhan's eyes shook.

He looked down at the golden retriever, who blinked and gave him a positive look.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

He thought he would never feel anything again, and he was wrong.Since ancient times, harm has come from comparison, the same name has different fate!

Don't ask, asking is jealousy!

Jealousy brought his dead heart back to life.

He approached the living room, and sat lifelessly on a small bench that looked a little old.

The original owner's life is very simple. He was a left-behind child when he was a child, living with his grandparents. His parents were only responsible for sending living expenses to the family, and sometimes he would not come back for several years.

When the original owner was ten years old, both parents died in a construction site accident. Not long after, grandpa also went.

Only his grandmother brought him up alone, and the original owner was not a model of a noble son born from a poor family, and his grades were mediocre since he was a child.

Fortunately, he has a good artistic talent, and was admitted to an art school by virtue of his outstanding looks.

But God didn't favor this child. The original owner could only do some tricks to earn some pocket money during school. Finally, he had the opportunity to play a good supporting role when he graduated. In the end, he was cut off by his roommate.

Misfortunes never come singly is the perfect word to describe the original owner. Grandma was notified of her critical illness the next day after facing the betrayal of her friendship.

After the original owner came back to deal with her grandmother, she has been nesting in this small village for more than half a year, unwilling to go out, unwilling to go to the outside world.

There is quite a posture of being hit to the ground, no wonder people left this place voluntarily, there is nothing to remember at all.

Besides, he is the son of the richest man! ! !

Someone's flame of envy, jealousy and hatred has not been extinguished.

If nothing else, he can now be the richest man in the retirement world himself, and he has to walk on the bed for ten minutes every day before getting out of bed.

How perfect, the morning exercise is all there.Mom no longer has to worry about his lack of exercise.

Unfortunately, these can only be realized in dreams for the time being.

Fu Zizhan sat for a while, thought of something, stood up and walked to a small floor-to-ceiling mirror in the corner.

The young man's skin is very fair, it seems that the water and soil in the countryside are really nourishing.

The facial features are also good-looking, three-dimensional and handsome, as expected of a person who graduated from an art school.

Fu Zizhan's heart, which had fallen to the bottom, finally recovered a little bit.

The appearance is not bad.