I really just want to retire

A magic talent show in this vegetable market not only plays a publicity role, but also has other uses, at least...

Some people started to buy vegetables instead of watching with a sense of distance.

When a grandma bought two catties of cucumbers and left, in fact, it was only 5 minutes before the end of the performance, and then Fu Zizhan, who was sitting by the side, felt the phone in his pocket vibrate.

When he took it out, a WeChat message popped up. It was from the person in charge of the film promotion team of "Eating Disorder". The purpose of the other party was also simple and clear. It's exactly the same when it's finished.

After seeing the news, Fu Zizhan: "..."

It's only been a few minutes, and there is reason to suspect that the other party bought a house in his live broadcast room.

"It may also be that you love me deeply." When the golden-haired furry head leaned over to take a look, a mechanical sound sounded in the sea of ​​consciousness.

That's why I've been watching live.

Fu Zizhan pushed Fluffy's head to the side, and at the same time he replied to the message, a sentence sounded in the sea of ​​consciousness: "Don't be narcissistic"

Dumbfounded, whose guess was denied, snorted softly, how could he be narcissistic!It's clearly justified, right?It's a very popular system now!Fans are wearing clothes customized by its avatar!Doesn't this prove it?

There was an aesthetically consistent fandom that caused a certain system to be happy until now!

And after Fu Zizhan finished replying to the person in charge, a few minutes later, the official Weibo account of "Eating Barrier" updated a post.

The operation is exactly the same as last time, but it is different from the carved picture, this time it becomes a short video.

The copywriting is also written in a flashy manner, the general meaning is...

Come to watch a movie together?The kind that actors can carve and do magic~

For some fans who don't have time to watch the live broadcast, after being pushed the news, they are annoyed that they haven't watched it for a while, why the blind box was opened by others first, and they also want to buy a room in the live broadcast room!

Apart from normal fans, there are also some netizens who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement. They @ the actors and crews of other movies in the same issue. The words of the excitement are also varied, but they all express the same central idea...

Take a look at the propaganda methods of the crew of "Eating Disorders". Didn't you perform a handstand on the water with a poster between your legs?

Actors @: ? ? ?

Filming is already tiring, why roll up in such a weird place, besides, what is upside down floating on water?Is this something humans can do? ?

Facing the other cast members with question marks all over their heads, netizens on Weibo threw the question back to the parties involved.

The person involved, Fu Zizhan: "..."

Forgive him for not being able to do it. A world that firmly believes in materialism must believe in science. It is a bit difficult for him to believe that things that violate gravity are true.

And there is no intention to cause involution, it's just that the timing is just right.

An involuntary battle that netizens tried to provoke came to an abrupt end when both sides had no intention of fighting. At that time, the process of selling vegetables in the vegetable market brigade was coming to an end, and lunch was to use the money from selling vegetables to exchange with the program crew. Yes, there is no free lunch in Director Qu's program.

After lunch, all the people sat on the small horses and chatted nonsense, until a guest approached, it was an aunt in a flowered shirt.

Before the aunt came to the front, the voice came over: "Hey! Why are there so many dogs here? Dogs are also for sale? What's the price? This golden retriever looks good!"

At first glance, it looks like a fellow villager who seldom watches TV and network programs.

When asked about the price, he was nonchalant: "..."

Although the aunt praised it for being good-looking, it is priceless! !How can the relationship between it and its host be cut off with money!

Hearing that their relationship is better than that of Jin Jian, he heard it in a second, and a very familiar voice sounded from above it asking: "What price can you give?"

dubious:"!!!"

It widened its eyes and turned to look at its host in disbelief, with the words "Are you serious?" written all over its eyes? ?

Shouldn't you simply refuse at this time?Why ask the price? !

The excessive twisting of the furry head caused laughter, and Ping Xinyang laughed loudly: "Why do I think it understands?"

Still staring at his own host in a nonchalant manner, he answered silently in his heart...

Please get rid of the feeling!It can understand it even if it uses the small languages ​​of various countries!As a dignified system, the language system is still very complete.

After laughing, about ten seconds passed. Facing the aunt who seemed to be seriously thinking about the price, Fu Zizhan smiled apologetically: "I'm just kidding, I don't sell the ones I raise at home."

After finishing speaking, he rubbed the head that was raised, and in the midst of the aunt's regretful exclamation, he twisted his head and hummed twice.

Now to coax it!late! !It's hard to coax! ! !

The retirees who had some bad jokes from time to time smiled again, but the place where the laughter sounded was in the sea of ​​consciousness that belonged to them alone, and the cold tone was neither slow nor slow: "Then how can we do it?"

The dubious man who turned his head turned his eyes instantly when he heard the words, and thought for a while: "If...the other half of the notice fee can also be turned into my pocket money, then I think I should be very happy of!"

The chuckle in the sea of ​​consciousness instantly turned into a chuckle: "Then I'll sell you!"

If the pocket money in the home system is ignored, the whole home will most likely become a garbage warehouse.

The indecisive second of trying to climb the pole to no avail only left the back of its host's head, and unilaterally announced the severance of relations for 3 minutes! For 3 minutes it just wants to be silent.

In the end, the aunt who bought a dog to no avail bought some vegetables and left. When the fans in the live broadcast room were discussing that they also wanted to buy a dog, time had passed quietly. The guide haggled for a while, and returned home after getting the ingredients for the next two or three days.

Only after they came out did the group realize that the sky was cloudy at some point, and the wind brought a chill when it blew past them.

"Why do I think it's going to rain?" Wen Zhi worried when she got into the car with her family in her arms.

"I hope it will be in time," Fu Zizhan sat in the driver's seat of the car and replied.

But sometimes, the "hope" of non-chieftains is actually poisonous milk in disguise to some extent. Although they have been hurrying, when they are halfway, the raindrops suddenly fall, and there is still There is a growing trend to...

Under the big raindrops, after a period of turmoil, the nearby arbor of a fellow villager's house was full of people who were a little bit wet.

Looking at each other in blank dismay, I performed some online performances about what it means to be fine when I came, but I couldn't go back.

Ping Xinyang wiped the rain from his face while controlling Erha, who didn't care about the rain at all, and just wanted to go out for a couple of laps: "The day is changing too fast! I checked the weather forecast this morning It’s still sunny.”

The person who took the mouth, Yutian, started to make up fairy tales: "It must be some little fairy boy who mischievously knocked over the Dragon King's water glass!"

"Why did you overturn the water glass? Isn't the Dragon King sneezing when it rains?"

"That's naughty pulling the Dragon King's beard."

"This amount of rainfall must have pulled the dragon's beard down!", the kind that wailed in pain.

"........."

A fabricated fairy tale finally ushered in the end with the Dragon King being persecuted.

After talking nonsense, everyone started to care about the status quo, and Wen Zhi thought it over comprehensively: "Should we say hello to my fellow villagers?"

He entered other people's arbor without authorization, without saying a word.

This kind of pergola building is a characteristic of this place. It is connected to the side of the main house building. There are no walls to cover it. It is only used to enjoy the shade in summer evenings.

The heavy rain came suddenly, so they could only run to the nearest place. The rain was well hidden, but it was somewhat impolite for so many of them to stay on other people's land without saying hello to their master.

Tang Yi, who was on the edge, volunteered, "I'll go and see!"

But before he left, a dog barked protrudingly from the main building next door, and what everyone heard was a big black dog lying on the window, grinning in their direction.

Within a few seconds, the door next to it opened, and an old lady and a middle-aged aunt came out. The aunt let out an ouch, and before everyone could leave, she warmly greeted them: "Come in and hide!" , it’s raining! It won’t stop for a while!”

Wen Zhi, who was standing closest to the aunt, waved her hand, "No, no, it's very presumptuous of us to borrow your pergola."

"Oh! There is room to sit in the house. It will rain for another two or three hours. Your electric car will be damaged when you go on the road." The enthusiastic aunt has already walked into the shed, and brought some people who came over in the hospitality dissuade.

After some courtesies, everyone finally entered the room. Excessive politeness sometimes seemed a bit impolite.

Only the guests and the camera went in. The rest of the program staff either stayed in the awning or in the car. After all, the electric car could not be drenched in their commercial cars by the rain.

Fu Zizhan followed at the end of the team entering the house, looked at the raindrops that fell on the ground, and was still thinking that his wish had never been realized once, and some unlucky systems estimated that they would not be able to realize it in the future.

With this conclusion, the dubious strides that were just behind his own host ran to the front, expressing its full meaning with his back view...

Do not recite!Do not recite!We will not take this blame!

Inside the house, the entire living room is very spacious and clean, watching a country-style TV series on the somewhat old TV, and the big black dog that was lying on the window in front of them and grinning at them is now squatting obediently next to a small bench.

The dark face was full of novelty and tentativeness, maybe it was observing whether a few dogs that appeared suddenly would threaten its position.

When everyone was still a little cautious, Fu Zi, who had just sat down, slashed his thigh, and a big golden fluffy head rested on his thigh. After adjusting his posture a little...

I watched TV comfortably.

The mechanical sound in Sea of ​​Consciousness is full of interest: "I haven't seen this kind of thing~ It looks very good!"

It's a TV series delivered to your door, so it doesn't count as taking the initiative to fish with a salary, right? !

Fu Zizhan glanced at the TV screen. The plot played was a classic patriarchal plot. The little girl was doing heavy housework, and the younger brother was picky and said that the food she cooked was not good.

"This little girl is too pitiful, she's exactly the same as me!" the mechanical voice was filled with righteous indignation.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

He narrowed his eyes, and his tone was dangerous: "Oh? Which character am I? That brother?"

"Hahahahaha~", Feeling the dangerous nonsense, he burst into embarrassing laughter in the sea of ​​consciousness.

Do you want to be so sharp!Just kidding~ I don't mean to take advantage of it to improve my status!

To this, a certain retiree only replied 'heh', and by the way turned the dog's head rua into a chicken coop.

It's a very ordinary interaction, and it doesn't attract the attention of others.

When the drama of one person, one system on the issue of status and identity ended here, the enthusiastic aunt and grandma over there washed some fruits and put them on the table, which was another polite exchange.

This kind of communication lasted for more than half an hour. The parents' short talk filled the living room with the sound of the TV. The TV series that was automatically playing on the TV had already been put on the next episode, and no one actually focused on watching it except for a certain system.

I don’t know if it’s because I feel that I’m not effective at work, or because I’m really old. When I was talking about homework and looking back on my childhood, the TV on the wall in the middle of the living room suddenly flickered twice, and then turned into a full screen. The dense black and white dots are beating, and this time it really started to work ineffectively.

Because of the sudden situation on the TV, everyone who was chatting consciously interrupted the topic, and then saw grandma got up and patted the TV, and patted again...

Nothing has changed.

The classic old operation made the audience in the live broadcast room hit Ye Qinghui on the public screen.

"Is it okay to be stunned? Last time I took a couple of shots and it's all right!", the grandma who didn't capture the picture expressed sincere doubts.

The aunt sitting next to her also got up to look at it and suggested: "I still have to call someone to fix it. There is also something wrong with the refrigerator. We just checked it together!"

As soon as the aunt's proposal came out, she was refuted by the grandmother: "Why waste that money, your Uncle Li will be back in a week, please ask him to see if it's the same!"

The consumption concept of the previous generation is vividly reflected in a few sentences. The atmosphere in the living room suddenly froze. Everyone, look at me and see if you are not helping. wrong.

In such an atmosphere, grandma seemed to have given up on continuing to shoot TV. Just when she was about to turn off the power, Fu Zizhan, who was sitting next to her, got up, stepped forward and said softly, "Let me see."

Grandma was taken aback, "Young man, can you still repair this?"

Fu Zi cut his head and nodded: "It should be a little bit."

In fact, I just want to sit quietly, but I can’t hold back a certain system in the sea of ​​knowledge that has been chattering endlessly. As early as when the TV just broke down, others may not have noticed anything, but the mechanical voice in the sea of ​​consciousness made several loud wailings .

It looks very much like a primary school student playing games at a critical moment, his parents ruthlessly took away the mobile phone, so is it the mobile phone that was taken away?It is his soul! !

The state of my own system is no less than that of a primary school student who is forced to hang up, so why is it watching vigorously!If you can only sit for two hours waiting for the rain to stop, you are wasting its life!

After ignoring the cheering sound of the dog legs in the sea of ​​consciousness, Fu Zizhan skillfully opened the shell of the TV with the tools brought by his aunt, and there were more words written by Ye Qinghui on the public screen in the live broadcast room...

[Be familiar with it a little bit!I really haven't heard it for a long time, Brother Fu hasn't said it for a long time! 】

[Let me see whose master is back again! 】

[It will come out one by one, you don't need to look at me to know it's stable! 】

[The blind box has been opened again, so happy! ! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 】

[Please, please hide a little bit, don't show off your charm that has nowhere to put it anymore, I'm afraid these women will steal it from me! 】

[Good guy, even this!To be honest, I never thought that rich people also repair their own TVs? 】

[What should I do if I am so down-to-earth and love it more! ! 】

【My TV is also broken. Come to my house to fix it. You can pay as much as you want, and you can also provide unlimited stays! 】

[Someone fell asleep again in broad daylight]

When the number of broken TVs in the live broadcast room gradually increased, the living room has become a large-scale tour and explanation site. Fu Zizhan, who moved a small bench and sat, was surrounded by guests who were standing and observing.

The sound of this circuit and that motherboard filled the entire living room, and even the dogs came up curiously, and when they tried to make trouble, they were stopped by the ruthless waiters.

Don't disturb its host's work!Hurry up and fix it so you can watch TV sooner!I don't know where the plot of this time will be.

The naughty dog ​​who has restrained the dog still doesn’t forget to add fuel to its host in the sea of ​​consciousness, and secretly thinks whether to wait for a while to go back, and then pick two peaches for its host in the dead of night .

There is a legend that if you eat the peaches from the peach tree, you may have better luck.

Or turn into a crow and go out!

In this way, the mother crow on the tree has no reason to fly freely towards it, that is, it does not have such filth, otherwise...

It can also fly one to that crow!

For some systems, I don’t forget to dig out my little notebook for holding grudges.