I really just want to retire

It is rumored that where there is excitement, there are crowds. In fact, sometimes the rumors are not necessarily accurate, and there may be a dog standing as tall as a person.

Fu Zizhan, who is very familiar with his own system, has a very calm expression. Although this scene looks funny and a little unbelievable, there are many strange things in the world, so it's not too much to be left and right.

So I didn't stop it when I knew my own system was touching it, but I didn't expect it to be discovered within 2 minutes of touching it.

He calmed down here, and the big cameraman looked at the clear fans after pointing the camera, and the fans were laughing forward and backward...

[Hahahaha I was stunned for a second just now, from this angle, I thought it was a young lady with yellow hair wearing a double ponytail]

[Laughing so hard that tears are coming out of my eyes, I really never thought of the operation of standing upright on the table! 】

[Not three not four, you can give mother a more careful point!You are big brother!Get off the table quickly, if you can't get off, mom will fly over to hug you now! 】

[I seem to see my dog, its legs can't walk when there is excitement! 】

[This head is stretched to the ground, which is very interesting]

[One thing to say, the fight between the aunts in the vegetable market is really beautiful!Coupled with those classic ancestral movements, it is absolutely perfect! 】

[Good guy, the sisters in front of me successfully made several images appear in my mind]

[This year's camera brother failed!What are you arguing about, go and pat it, I'm so anxious!

[As a newcomer who has listened to the whole process, I have heard the general idea. In summary, the buyer said that the seller did not give change, and the seller said that the buyer did not give money. I don’t know who has a memory problem]

As soon as this barrage came out, the discussion trend in the live broadcast room suddenly changed to the strange quarrel in the vegetable market that I had encountered in those years.

In this room, Fu Zizhan, who was still in the vegetable market, faced the teasing and emotion of the other guests and the fan, and then smiled and shouted in the sea of ​​consciousness: "It's almost time to come back to work."

After taking the notification fee, it must be open for business.

On the other side, the action of lowering its front paws was a little bit reluctant after hearing the urging. It hasn’t seen enough. The quarrel between human aunts is really amazing. How can they repeat the exact same action dozens of times? of!

It's like a fighting scene~ It's a pity that some special effects are missing.

Even if it didn't achieve the effect it imagined, some systems jumped off the platform and turned around every step of the way. Those who didn't know it thought it was going to leave its beloved girl.

Until another voice sounded in the sea of ​​consciousness, Fu Zizhan said: "I have your fans."

Then some system whose eyes were still fixed on Big Mom turned to look in the direction of its host, and the next second its eyes widened a little, let's see what it saw!

A human being with the same aesthetics as it!What a treasure fan! !

Finding the aesthetic resonance, the nonchalant and nonchalant instantly forgot the excitement that he hadn't watched enough, jumped off the platform and quickly ran to the host's side with smooth movements, like a scumbag who sees his new love and abandons his original partner!

The scumbag who ran back, wasn't it... he squatted beside Fu Zizhan with his head tilted in a nonchalant manner, his eyes looking at that male fan were extraordinarily bright, of course most of his eyes were still focused on that dress, The colorful beach with its head looks so beautiful!

I thought it would never be worn by anyone in the system life. After all, judging from its host's disgusted attitude at the time, the possibility of convincing its host to wear it is almost zero.

In the end, wouldn't this mean that there is no place to find, and there will be another village?

Fu Zizhan: "..."

"If you don't know how to use it, don't use it", be careful when people lift the coffin board.

The indiscriminate use of verses shook his head, indicating that this is not the point, the point is that it has to look at such a precious fan, and then it hears the precious fan speak.

The other party looked at Fu Zizhan with an expression of great anticipation on his face and asked cautiously, "Can I touch it?"

Fu Zizhan glanced sideways at a certain system that was tilting his head and pretending to be cute, and nodded: "Yes", and by the way, he gently pushed Gouzi forward.

A few question marks popped up on the dubiously tilted head that was pushed two steps...

"???"

Hungry for its body?

That...it's not impossible, if such a precious fan wants to touch it, he has to sacrifice his own beauty.

Some systems thinking in this way even squinted their eyes slightly in a decent way, with a look of enjoyment, the cameraman brother gave a close-up shot very understandingly, and then instantly cried greedily to the fans who could only watch in the live broadcast room ...

[I'm jealous, I'm jealous, I'm jealous! ! ! 】

【Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yous of your body now! 】

[What's the meaning of life if you don't know what to do! 】

[Cat lovers said, I am more greedy for No. [-]! 】

[I don't want to pet the dog, can the dog owner give me a hug? 】

[It's not too early now, the sisters in front should get out of bed and take a few steps, otherwise it's easy to dream if you accidentally fall asleep! 】

There are still many people who do not wake up in the early morning of the weekend and are prone to dreaming. The precious fans here, who are the representatives of dreams come true, said that they would buy half of the food after stroking the dog. The way they waved their hands proudly seemed to be talking about today’s food. The market pays for him!

At that moment, the movements of the people on the pony's pony widened their eyes in unison, and the sparkling pupils were filled with emotions such as surprise and joy.

When the magnified eyes returned to normal, the emotions written on the face together were clear at a glance.

Fu Zizhan drooped his eyelids, looked at the booth in front of him, and said in a cold and indifferent voice with a hint of dissuasion: "Do according to your ability and consume rationally."

It is a bit inappropriate to buy half of the vegetables and let them spoil before they are finished. Cherishing food is also the quality of a law-abiding and good citizen.

"Yes, yes, yes, you can buy it on demand, and you don't need to deliberately take care of our business." The rest of the guests on the side were also dissuaded after their joyful emotions returned to normal.

Although it is very happy to be able to harvest the stalls in advance, it should not be based on waste. It is not easy for the farmers to grow them, and they are quite tired when they pick them!

The precious male fan waved his hands with a smile, as if rationality is what I want to consume wildly, but he still gave a rational reason: "My mother runs a restaurant, so I won't waste it when I run out of it!"

If he hadn't come in a hurry and only rode an electric scooter, he bought too much and couldn't put it back, he could have contracted the entire stall!

"Is that so?" A look of surprise appeared on the faces of several guests for a moment.

Fu Zi, who advised people to consume rationally, raised his eyebrows, and didn't say anything this time.

Tang Yi next to him had already got up and began to tear up the plastic bag for the boy. He said polite words on his happy face, but the movements of his hands did not seem to be slow at all.

The rest of the guests were also busy helping to load the dishes, which caused the dogs who had been quietly nestling beside the shit shovelers to get excited, thinking that their owners were going to take them out to play.

Buddies, who betrayed his beauty, squatted at Fu Zizhan's feet, with a smug smile on his raised face: "I really deserve the credit!"

As soon as it opened, it led to a large order.

Fu Zizhan ignored his own system at his feet, which was unceremoniously taking credit for himself, and stood next to the scale and was responsible for weighing the packed vegetables.

After all the bills were settled, several big bags were piled up on the ground, and the precious male fan who paid the money politely declined everyone's offer to help him deliver the food to the parking space.

Instead, he took out a photo of Fu Zizhan and his nonsense, with a look of anticipation and a little hesitation: "Fu, brother Fu... can I have an autograph?"

He was so excited just now that he almost forgot.

Fu Zizhan, who was watched expectantly by the other party, laughed. After taking the photo and signing his name, he paused as he was about to return it. When he lowered his head, he caught a glimpse of the golden hair with its claws stretched out beside his legs.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

I don't know how positive this is, but I thought it was a fan.

Keeping the appearance of claws sticking out in a nonchalant manner, the mechanical voice said righteously: "I'm in the photo, how can I not have my claws?"

It really likes such an aesthetic and majestic fan. If people like it so much, of course it has to give an autograph. The contemporary fan favorite system is none other than it.

Because of a sudden jio from a certain system, the photo that was going to be handed back was temporarily turned around. Fu Zizhan picked up the watercolor pen brought by Wen Zhi and painted on that paw.

Until the paint-stained paw was printed on the photo, the people on the side were still amazed, and sighed, is this the self-consciousness of being a popular dog?

Then I looked at my own dog, who was well-known anyway, but it turned out that other people's dogs knew that this could be signed, and other people thought it was some kind of novelty toy.

"Hey, don't bite this one!" When Ping Xinyang rescued another watercolor pen from his husky's mouth, he finally printed a signature jiojio that he was very satisfied with.

When Fu Zizhan returned the photo, what he met was the pious and excited expression on the other side's face, as if he had received a priceless treasure, and it was obvious that he really liked it.

The ink-like pupils were condensed, and a smile flashed: "Is there anything else I need?"

For example... a group photo or something.

Some system should be happy.

Fu Zizhan, who wanted to thank his fans, thought this way, but in the next second he discovered that fans who have the same aesthetics as his own system sometimes have brain circuits that ordinary people can't understand.

I saw the excited expression of the boy who heard the question froze for a moment, and then he was overjoyed, and his tone was a little stuttering: "Ah?? Can I still have it? That... I am actually your blind box fan, ah Not...a stage fan"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

He has seen all kinds of fans, but this is the first time he has heard of blind box fans. As for the stage fans mentioned later, is that what he understands?

The next moment, Fu Zizhan, who was a little stunned by the type of fans he had never heard of, heard a few bursts of laughter in his ears.

Tang Yi smiled and narrowed his eyes slightly: "Talent show, I think this can be done too! I am also a fan of Brother Fu's stage, and I am a fan of all your stages!"

"Here is the person who swiped N plus once!", the warm juice on the other side also interjected.

The rest of them moved their feet in a serious manner, with the appearance of well-behaved elementary school students: "Our eyes and ears say we are ready."

Fu Zizhan: "..."

What should I do if the answer is not within the scope of my imagination?

Then you can try to jump out of the outline.

Surrounded by all eyes, Fu Zizhan seemed to have remembered something, his eyes turned like ink, and faced the expectations of the surrounding and fans in the live broadcast room.

Fu Zizhan said slowly: "Change to another one."

Singing and dancing in the vegetable market is really a bit weird, and he suddenly remembered something else, the timing seemed appropriate.

After finishing speaking, Fu Zizhan didn't wait for everyone to react, and took a piece of cloth from the side that he brought out in the morning, which was to be placed on the table, and there was another piece that was not used.

Now it seems that it is a good cover-up tool. Looking at the rest of the guests who are busy in the center of the topic, Tang Yi, who is closest to him, asked weakly: "Brother Fu, what are you going to change? Why can't I see it?" Understand?"

What can you do with a piece of cloth?Paper cutting?Or... the cos aunt's photoshoot pose?

Not to mention, this talent may really attract a bunch of aunts to buy vegetables.

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Fu Zizhan, Tang Yi's imaginary next to him, naturally didn't know. After he tidied up the cloth, he also took his bag as a cover.

The preparations are in place, everything looks reasonable, and then the next second a miracle happens.

I saw that, after agreeing to change to a talent show performer, he grabbed a piece of cloth with both hands and showed it to everyone, then the middle of the cloth, which was originally empty, suddenly bulged.

After the flowing movements were over, the slender and good-looking big hands took out a hardcover poster from the middle of the cloth, which was the poster of the movie "Eating Disorder".

The poster is not big, just like a photo album, it looks like an internal commemorative edition of the crew.

Suddenly remembered that he was here to promote. After Fu Zizhan transformed the hardcover poster, he moved it very naturally and placed it at the front of the table, and leaned firmly on the basket beside him.

This set of actions on his side acted like no one else was there, leaving people around with question marks on their heads, allowing the question marks to continue to grow without an explanation.

Even the fans in the live broadcast room were stunned...

【? ? ? ? ? 】

【what happened? ? 】

[So this is a... magic show? 】

【Ahhh!I declare that today is also the day of blind box powder victory! 】

[Good guy, is this always ready? 】

[Watching Brother Fu's variety show is really exciting, I never know what skill blind box can be opened! 】

[So after the last carving propaganda, is the magic propaganda coming out again?Brother Fu, you will be beaten by other crews for raising the level of publicity by yourself like this]

[Sister in front, you think too much, can you beat it? ? 】

[Hahaha I laughed so hard, there is nothing wrong with this question! 】

[Hard core promotional methods have been added! ! 】

Fu Zizhan, who just wanted to complete his promotional task, felt that there was nothing wrong with this wave. He not only fulfilled the fan's request, but also made this announcement realize its due value.

This kills two birds with one stone is great!

It was just that the people around were a little curious after realizing it. With his head full of question marks, Tang Yi pulled the cloth in Fu Zizhan's hand: "What happened? Brother Fu, why did you change? Why didn't I see anything? It appeared!"

Fu Zizhan, who met the same puzzled eyes from the people around him, smiled lightly, with a solemn tone: "The craftsmanship passed down from the ancestors cannot be passed on to the outside world."

The main reason is that you can’t learn it even if you pass it on.

Standing next to his host's legs, he covered his face dubiously, tsk tsk tsk...

Its host began to perform magic under the shell of magic, which means that people in this world are unwavering in their materialism, otherwise it would be somewhat risky.

Fu Zizhan, who avoided the risk very well, was just about to end this talent show in name, but in fact it was a promotional activity, when the cloth he put away was shaken twice by Tang Yi: "I didn't even realize it, Brother Fu, come two more!"

"I'm sure everyone still wants to see it, right?"

A question got a bunch of positive answers.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Wouldn't it be too much of a bummer if he said now that the business was closed?

Some retirees with a bunch of expectant eyes sighed, and in the next second they picked up the cloth on the table and showed it to everyone, then shook, and then the same smooth operation was performed again.

At the end, a slender hand pulled out from the empty cloth...

A ticket to the premiere.

Together with the commemorative version of the hardcover poster, it was a gift from the crew. Usually, he would put such commemorative things in the storage section, but he didn't expect it to come in handy here.

Fu Zizhan held the corner of the movie ticket between his thumb and forefinger, and handed it to the stunned fan two meters away: "Give it to you, if it's inconvenient or you don't want to go, you can give it to someone else."

"what???"

The male fan who was stunned by the sudden surprise came back to his senses after a few seconds: "Send me off? Go! I will definitely go! I also like Brother Fu's drama very much! I am also you I’m a fan of acting skills, I’m a fan of everything! I’m a big fan!!”

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Is the word Duodanfen used in this way?

Fu Zizhan, who didn't understand the words on the Internet, responded to the fan's excited thank you.

"Courtesy of Love"

The road to his retirement has shortened a lot of distance.

The idol fans on their side are interacting vigorously, and the fans in the live broadcast room have gone crazy...

【AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrI'm in a hurry!Who is jealous?I'm jealous! ! 】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh 】

[Ah, ah, ah, a ticket for the premiere!Only a few copies were sold in total, and I recruited all my seven aunts and eight aunts, but they didn't get any! 】

[Anyone who didn't get a ticket will be rewarded with one, and I'll have to scan it ten times when it's released! ! ! 】

[Woooo he's so gentle, I love him so much, and he's super invincible!Accidentally single-pressed, I am also very good! 】

When the fans in the live broadcast room were excited, Fu Zizhan, who once again used the name of magic to get things from the air, once again became the focus of attention.

When they were cueed again, the person concerned spread his hands and said, "That's all I have prepared."

There is really nothing else to take out, and the contents inside are somewhat inappropriate to take out, but there are two peaches stuffed in by our own system, but that one does not seem to be suitable to take out, if it is recognized by the guests next to it There is no way to explain it.

One of the principles of risk avoidance is that everything should be done in moderation.

He had finished ordering, but the other guests on the side were shocked: "You really prepared in advance! It's too much to plan ahead if you can prepare all of this!"

Regarding this, the tone of the person involved was godlike, serious: "After all, opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared."

The rest of the guests had learned expressions.

Among the piles of emotions, only the dubious eyes of the wise old man squatting at his feet shone with the light of a wise old man. Sure enough, the truth is often only in the hands of a few people.

As a system that has grasped the truth, it knows everything, but it doesn't say it, it says it...

No one could hear either.

After that fan left, the business of setting up a stall is still going on, and half of the dishes are still unsold!