I really just want to retire

For this kind of eccentric behavior that no one else has but you, Fu Zizhan put the peach back after laughing. After all, it is a bit strange that it is true to hide in the bathroom to eat.

Anyway, the storage plate is an eternal fresh-keeping bag, and there is no problem of being damaged, and it is the same when you eat it.

After the sun went down, the passage of time seemed to speed up a lot. When the sky changed from dim gray to hazy gray, it was another morning.

The natural alarm clock is conscientiously turning on its voice, and with the first ray of sunshine in the morning, it begins to show its loud voice, and at the same time wakes up the sleeping people.

When Fu Zizhan got up in the morning, he didn't open the bathroom door as usual. He was probably familiar with the second time. He was used to the operation of his own unlucky system. Knock on the door, and in the next second, a dog's head poked out from the crack of the door, with a headset on it.

After saying good morning nonchalantly, his tone was instantly tainted with a little exaggerated emotion of the passing of time: "Why is it early in the morning?"

It looks very much like a contemporary night owl social animal, because he has to work during the day, so he races against time to play at night, but after accidentally playing all night, he still feels that he has done nothing, and the sky is bright.

However, some systems are still different from contemporary social animals. People go to work without energy, and it picks up the tablet and earphones to charge, and in the end it is only the electronic equipment that suffers.

People stay up late to waste their lives, and it stays up late to waste electricity.

The cock crowed outside a few more times, and Fu Zizhan saw the oncoming camera as soon as he went out after washing up, and a new day of part-time work began again.

Fortunately, according to the previously signed contract, this recording will end tomorrow. Except for the need to attend the film premiere, there will be no other announcements for the time being. Another period of beautiful retirement is coming, but That's just about to come, there are many other things to be busy at the moment.

It was clearly still early, but the spacious yard was already extremely noisy at this moment. Fu Zizhan received a bunch of good morning greetings as soon as he stepped into the yard from the living room.

Tang Yi was carrying a big basket on his back. He was smiling and full of vigor as always, and his tone was raised: "Brother Fu, add more noodles to me~ I think I can eat two big bowls today!"

Fu Zizhan leaned against the door frame, chuckled to show that he knew, and then watched the other five people walking towards their vegetable field.

This is the task they received after dinner last night. They are going to pick some vegetables from the vegetable garden to sell in the vegetable market today.

In Director Qu's program, it is of course impossible for a group of people to spend more than half a month at ease. If it did, his name Qu Jiancheng might be written backwards in the future.

The character set of the devil director will never collapse.

Selling these dishes is of course beneficial to the guests. From the beginning, the program group only provided a vegetable field and a chicken ring, and no other meat dishes. The money sold can be exchanged with the program group at that time. It is also different from the market.

In the market, a catty of meat may be dozens of yuan, but in the program group, it may be a hundred yuan, or five yuan a catty, depending on how much money the guests have.

After all, how to reasonably plan the market economy is also a compulsory course for a director, and all interpretation rights belong to the program group.

In the final analysis, how can there be something interesting in an ordinary life.

After a group of people set off towards the task raw materials, Fu Zizhan also returned to the kitchen and was busy with everyone's breakfast in an orderly manner.

A person who is firmly seated in the chef's seat does not need to participate in field work, he only needs to be responsible for the hot meal when he returns from busy work.

The kitchen in the early morning is cozy and peaceful. The nonchalant people who consciously entered the part-time job mode sat in front of the stove and helped pass firewood from time to time. It seemed that they had returned to the time when they first came to this world.

The difference is that now I don’t have to worry about sleeping on the street because I have no money. At that time, I was thinking about how to get the next money after I was busy. Now I just need to see how much of his countless pensions have arrived.

The life of retirement in place is so simple and unpretentious.

After Fu Zizhan finished his breakfast in a leisurely manner, the vegetable picking brigade over there also returned with a fruitful harvest, and the faces of each of them were filled with the joy of the farmer's uncle's harvest.

Obviously, when I received the task last night, I was still crying. This is probably because when everything returns to the original, in the end, only the simplicity of the people depends on food.

Maybe it was because I was tired from doing a lot of activities before I had breakfast. There was not even soup left in the big pot of delicious noodles, and the bowl was so clean that I didn't need to brush it.

At the dinner table surrounded by a circle, Ping Xinyang ruaed his Erha's head and sighed to Fu Zizhan: "How will we live when you leave tomorrow?"

The conclusion that it is difficult to go from extravagance to frugality applies to any field.

Tang Yi, who was next to him, picked up the last little dish and echoed: "That's right! Brother Fu, why don't you leave, the people need you! What a happy life we ​​all have together!"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

No, he didn't really want to!

Retirement life in which delicious food is served on the table every day is very fragrant, and that is his happy time.

Fu Zizhan glanced at the direction of the yard, and said in a reasonable tone: "Director Qu only gave money for three days."

The implication is that external conditions determine this inevitable result, although he is actually very satisfied with this result.

"Let Director Qu add some money!" After saying this, Tang Yi really ran into the yard as if he had done something serious, but in the end he returned in vain.

The reason given by Qu Dao is also very realistic...

Some people's current social status is no longer that of last year's little amateur, he has no money.

It was just a ridiculous joke. After laughing, everyone started busy preparing for the market.

The vegetables picked from the vegetable field in the morning still have a little dew, and they look extremely fresh. Baskets and baskets are neatly placed in the tricycle.

Naturally, it was impossible for the program group to provide such things as cars. The tricycle was also borrowed from the fellow next door, and there were two left by the owner of the house.

When everything was packed, a group of six people, six dogs and the program team formed a mighty team on the country road.

Six people and six dogs were divided into three teams. Fu Zizhan rode a bike and slowly followed at the end of the team, with Wen Zhi and two dogs sitting in the bucket behind him.

When a gust of wind passed by, it brought a little bit of coolness to the face, and made people squint their eyes.

When Fu Zizhan's slightly narrowed eyes opened again, there was a loud "ah" in front of him, and along with the cry, a black object came straight towards his face.

The next second, the tricycle driven by Ping Xinyang stopped in front, and when Fu Zizhan stopped, the black object had already landed on his lap...

A glossy black wig.

Ping Xinyang, who was wearing a hood, covered his head and ran back quickly, muttering while running: "Where is the evil wind that wants to harm me!"

The bright headgear is really a bit too funny, and it may be that the comedians have their own effects, which immediately caused laughter on the road, and even the audience in the live broadcast room almost burst into laughter!

Ping Xinyang has been wearing a wig. This is something that everyone knows on the first day. His own hair is a flat inch, which was shaved off for a comedy effect some time ago.

He came to this show after shaving his hair, maybe it was for the effect of the show or maybe it was the weird idol burden of comedians, and then he bought himself a wig and wore it.

It's just that the laughter brought about by being blown away by the wind is incomparable. The group laughed for a long time before going back on the road.

The gust of wind, which Ping Xinyang called the monster wind, only blew for a short while. Fu Zizhan kept his eyes on the front and maintained an appropriate distance between cars, so as to avoid similar incidents of unknown objects flying out of thin air.

He was paying attention to traffic safety, and looked at the well-behaved dubious eyes behind him, but turned around a few times, and then a mechanical voice sounded probing: "Speaking of which, I don't even have a wig."

Fu Zizhan: "..."

"It seems that the money given to you is indeed too much!", the cold tone was ruthless.

dubious:"!!!"

"Not too much, not too much, it's not enough!"

That's all it said, how could it threaten the system, besides...

"Isn't that my labor fee?" The last sentence was very soft, with a sense of aggrieved Baba protesting.

Fu Zizhan pulled the corner of his mouth and let out a light sigh. It was true that it was earned through labor, but he didn't want his eyes to suffer in his peaceful life at all. Those weird clothes were the limit he could tolerate.

From the perspective of other families, it is not okay for the bear child to get the New Year's money from other places. It is time to add a second rule to the Fu family's family rules...

It is forbidden to buy anything that is spicy to the eyes!

After all, in the eyes of outsiders...

Those were all bought by him. Although his image was almost ruined by his own unlucky system, it's never too late to make up for it.

The aesthetics was once again questioned, and the mouth was shrugged. Its host really has no artistic cells and no taste.

A trial ended with the strong suppression of some retirees. The dubious people in the carriage stared at the back of their host's head for a long time. Speaking of which...

Its host doesn't have a wig either, and its host's ancient costume is very nice!

I don’t know if I would like to come to cosplay in a leisurely afternoon in the future. If I want to, I must have a wig. If I don’t want to, I can use a wig...

Give it a use!

It can be said that the heart to dress up is very persistent.

Fu Zizhan, who was driving at a constant speed in front, didn't know that his own system was undecided. After the sea of ​​consciousness was quiet, only the sound of the vehicle was left for a while.

It’s not very far from where they live to the market. Even if they were delayed for a while, they arrived at their destination in about half an hour.

Probably because of the weekend, the market is already bustling with activity, and the stalls they want to set up are also planned in advance by the program team.

The inside of the vegetable market is relatively crowded, and even a tricycle cannot drive in. All the cars are parked in the open space outside.

In fact, there were not many vegetables to be sold, and one person and one basket were moved to the booth. The first customer had just been arranged neatly, and the first customer was ushered in the front...

A big pile of shit.

The dog poop maker came from a classmate who has always been energetic, a husky with three missing and one classmate. The few people standing in a row just watched it finish pulling, then turned their heads and sniffed it, and then...

I opened my mouth.

"My god! Shut up!"

Fortunately, Ping Xinyang, who came looking for paper, stopped it in time and ended the self-produced and self-sold incident. I don't know if this child saw similar incidents on the road, so he followed suit.

Anyway, life with a dog will always be a mess.

A few minutes later, the business of setting up a stall finally officially started, that is, a group of dogs seem to be a little far away from a certain Erha classmate, among which the big golden retriever and Bian Mu are the most obvious, with a typical look of me Mom won't let me play with you.

Some systems were still shocked in the sea of ​​knowledge, saying that they must be optimistic about the heartless classmates at home in the future, if they dare to learn like this, it will not recognize these two sisters!

In this regard, Fu Zizhan just explained the fact that all the unreasonable behaviors of the two puppies in the family were learned from some systems.

Some systems say...

The heartless lady is gentle and gentle, and there is no unreasonable behavior, and it clearly gives positive guidance!Please don't spread rumors at will, otherwise it will pursue the host's responsibility for the loss of reputation, the kind that needs a wig as compensation to withdraw the lawsuit.

Of course, this is just a beautiful wishful thinking, and the show is still being recorded.

A few people were sitting around with a small Mazha, Wen Zhi took a piece of cardboard in his hand, and took a watercolor pen to write and draw for a long time before saying: "Is this a good price?"

"I don't think there's anything wrong"

"I think so"

Sentences of approval sounded one after another, the pricing matter has been unanimously approved, and then...

Sitting quietly began to play the monkey.

"........."

"........."

With them as the center of the circle, the scene with a radius of three meters is extremely quiet, and three meters away are all the folks watching the excitement.

As for the people who come to buy vegetables, it can't be said that there are many, it can be said that there are none.

If there is a later stage, it is estimated that there will be a cold wind passing by, and a row of ellipsis special effects will be added by the way. Even if there is no audience in the live broadcast room, they will be amused by the sudden silence of the air...

[Laughing to death, they are not going to the vegetable market, but the zoo, right? When the zoo starts recruiting people, I want to apply too! 】

[Hahaha, why don't you watch the excitement and not buy it? 】

[Probably... wait and see what happens? 】

[It's normal, if a celebrity suddenly appeared in the place where I live, I wouldn't dare to step forward. 】

In the quiet atmosphere, the audience in the live broadcast room staged watching monkeys from the air, and Tang Yi, who was sitting on the farthest side, propped his chin with one hand: "Should we shout?"

"I think this can be done," Ping Xinyang on the other side voted in favor.

It's just that when they had just organized the yelling language, there was a sudden noisy voice not far away. The voice was very loud, mixed with an accent, which made it a little hard to understand. It could only be heard as...

Two aunts are arguing.

The sudden quarrel changed the place to watch the monkeys, and the embarrassing atmosphere and sense of distance three meters away seemed to be broken by the quarrel.

While the two were scratching their heads and watching the aunt quarreling, the stall that had been open for more than ten or ten minutes and no one was interested finally ushered in the first customer, a boy who looked young.

It's just that they didn't ask the price of the food, but said to Fu Zizhan who was sitting in the middle with a slightly excited tone: "Brother Fu, I am your dog fan, ah no... I am a dog fan, no three no Si's fan is also your fan, I like you father and son so much, ah no, it's the master dogs!"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

In fact, he had already seen it, from the time the other party hadn't even approached. His eyes stayed on the short sleeves on the other party's body. Customized colorful beach style, with a big golden retriever head in the middle.

He really didn't expect this thing to have the same style. It can only be said that he is a person who likes his own system, and the aesthetics are so surprisingly consistent.

After Fu Zizhan lamented the diversity of aesthetics, he responded softly to the excited fans with a thank you.

After the boy heard the thank you, he waved his hands like a rattle, which can be described as a classic look for fans to meet idols.

It's just that there was a trace of doubt mixed with the excited expression: "Didn't you come together?"

After asking, he glanced around the group of people. He rode his electric car all the way here and then went straight to here. In the end, he didn't see the dog he had liked for so long.

Fu Zizhan, who was asked, paused visibly to the naked eye, and at the same time, the doubtful voices of several other guests sounded beside him...

"That's right, Brother Fu, where's your dog?"

"Aren't you still here just now? Why did you disappear after a while? Look for it quickly!"

Facing everyone's anxious inquiries, Fu Zizhan pursed his thin lips lightly, and pointed his chin in the noisy direction: "Where are you?"

What everyone saw after following the direction of sight was...

The two front paws of a big golden retriever have left the ground, and the two hind paws are standing upright on the table of an empty stall. The stalls in this vegetable market are not the ones on the ground, but like a long row of tables built together. The platform has a certain height from the ground.

The golden retriever with its two paws upright is as steady as an old dog, with its head stretched out. The direction of the head is the place where the noise came from just now. Although the expression cannot be seen, the whole back of the head is written...

What happened?let me see!

Everyone: "..."

If this dog is not perfect, they will be the first to disagree!