I really just want to retire

In the early morning in the countryside, there are many natural alarm clocks, such as...

Chicken crows.

Families who have raised chickens are ashamed to say that they have raised chickens if they have not been woken up by chickens. For this temporary big family, almost no one has raised chickens, but the program team made them have.

This caused one or two of them to be a little dazed when they were woken up, and they felt like they didn't know where they were when they were sleepy. Philosophical questions filled the whole morning.

In the room on the left connected to the living room, Fu Zizhan, who was already used to going to bed early and getting up early, didn't feel much discomfort after being woken up. After making the bed a little, he got up and went to the bathroom to wash up, and then found...

The door was locked from the inside.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

"Open it for me!"

The dubious who was hiding in the bathroom was frightened into a wit, and the mechanical sound was instantly tinged with flattery: "You're up~"

After speaking, the door opened in response to the sound, and the big golden retriever who was stuck at the door tilted his head and said good morning in an extremely artificial manner, and then asked, "Is the camera not on?"

After asking, he hid in the crack of the door and glanced out, his big eyes found the answer by himself.

It’s fine if it’s not turned on. If it’s photographed, the problem with your digestive system may become a real hammer, and it will affect the image of the dignified system!

Confirming safety, he picked up the tablet leisurely with a nonchalant expression.

Fu Zizhan, who was leaning against the door, glanced lightly and saw that the battery on the tablet was so low that a red bar appeared.

Early in the morning, his temples twitched uncontrollably. It was a night of emotional play, and he seemed to understand the feeling of worrying parents who found out that their bear children stayed up all night.

In this regard, a system that has been compared to a bear child said...

There is a bug in this analogy, and it doesn’t need to sleep, so it will be fine for many nights!

If you have to work part-time during the day, you can only adjust the fishing time to night. It is really a clever little ghost, and it allocates all its time reasonably!

Because he was not disturbed at night, Fu Zizhan still didn't say anything in the end, and let his own unlucky system go.

After tossing around in the room for a while, Fu Zizhan just opened the door when he heard the sound of playing and playing in the yard.

It was Tang Yi and Ping Xinyang who got up before him, playing the timeless game of I throw branches and you pick them up with Gouzi.

In the next second, the name of Bu Bu Si who went out with his host was called, and Tang Yi, who was a few steps away from them, smiled and said: "Morning, Brother Fu, let Bu Bu Si compare the speed with our Boss Tang !"

After speaking, he threw the branch in his hand into the distance, and the party system listed in the competition list remained motionless, looking at Tang Yi with a little speechless eyes...

It doesn't want it!It's not a real dog!

In this regard, Tang Yi, the temporary host of the competition, showed a slightly exaggerated sad expression, looked at Fu Zizhan and said, "Why did I see the message that he thinks I'm stupid from his nonsensical eyes?"

Fu Zizhan chuckled lightly: "You read it wrong."

A certain system simply thinks the game is stupid, and if it is given a popular competitive game, it will not be in this state.

A small game in the early morning ended when the party system did not cooperate. In just a short while, several other people also appeared in the yard one after another.

With Chaoyang nodding his head, their life during this time has officially begun.

Except for Fu Zizhan, the rest of the people have to live for [-] days. Naturally, it is impossible for the program team to only rent a house. They also rent a vegetable field from a fellow villager, and the natural alarm clock chicken coop next to it.

I didn't have time to observe the four weeks yesterday, and the group also visited thoroughly after breakfast.

The chickens in the chicken coop can’t be killed if they want to, they need to be exchanged for the vegetables in the vegetable field. After all, Director Qu is not a human being, and the essence of this show is to live with dogs!

Probably because they have learned the lessons of the first season, or because of environmental restrictions, there is no fish pond nearby for them to salvage. A certain system quietly raised its head amidst the pity of the group.

It's really nice to not need to go into the water~

Dumb joy is known to no one but its host.

After the rest of the people confirmed all the status quo, it was already around ten o'clock, and the issue of lunch was put on the agenda.

After a brief discussion, the vegetable picking team set off with a basket of vegetables, and Fu Zizhan, who had been defaulted as the head chef, naturally followed suit. The euphemistic name was that they wanted to obey the chef's orders.

Tang Yi and Wen Zhi also went together, a group of three followed by three dogs, the team looked lively, and those who didn't know thought they were going to the market.

Next to the vast vegetable field, there is a path for tricycles to pass. On the other side is green vegetation, and the tall trees look old.

The vegetable field was full of voices of discussion, and the morning visits were only on the periphery. When they actually came in, some people who had lived in the city since childhood were full of curiosity.

For a while, I sighed that this vegetable actually grew in the soil, and for a while, I carefully pulled the leaves and asked if there were any insects in it...

In such an atmosphere, a dog barking suddenly came from the road a few meters away from them. The barking was loud and familiar.

Tang Yi, who was squatting beside Fu Zizhan and asked which pepper was hotter, turned his head as if he had sensed something, and saw Boss Tang who was behind him just now, and for some reason he came running from a distance. Of course, this is not the point, the point is that it is followed by a group of...

big goose.

The two leading ones were big and fat, and their aura looked very scary. Their sharp and hard mouths kept poking forward, and the target of the poking was Boss Tang who didn't know how to provoke them.

Boss Tang, who had never seen this posture before, rushed all the way towards its owner, as if he wanted to seek shelter.

However its owner...

Throwing down the basket, he turned his head and ran away. While running, he pulled Fu Zizhan to the side, and by the way, he did not forget to greet the other staff: "What are you doing in a daze, run!"

With his voice, the scene suddenly became chaotic.

Fu Zizhan, who was dragged and forced to run two steps, suddenly remembered something, and when he let go of his hand, he turned his head and found that the golden touch that had been obediently by his side just now had disappeared, and could not be found on the ground. its figure.

In an instant, a feeling of blessing came to his heart, and he rolled his eyes up, and saw a big golden retriever lying firmly on a big tree next to it.

The branches were still trembling slightly, as if their small bodies couldn't bear it because the other party climbed the tree too fast.

At the same time, the mechanical sound in the sea of ​​consciousness also sounded, "But this system is scared to death, I will definitely lose my hair if they poke it twice."

Fu Zizhan: "..."

What is lost is only virtual data, without the support of the main program, it will disappear instantly, and I don't know what I am afraid of.

Fu Zizhan, who was a little stunned by his own system, suddenly froze his eyes for a second, and quickly walked towards Wenzhi behind him. Tang Yi, who also discovered this problem, also quickly ran towards Wenzhi.

When the opponent was so frightened that Huarong turned pale, Fu Zizhan strangled the plump necks of the two leading geese with his hands, one on the left and one on the right, with lightning speed.

Unexpectedly, the big geese that would be strangled by fate struggled desperately in Fu Zizhan's hands. With the sound of their cries, the scene was briefly controlled.

Warm Juice, who was almost poked twice, breathed a sigh of relief, and even the fans who witnessed the whole process also breathed a sigh of relief...

【Scared me!The sense of substitution is too strong!I feel like I'm being chased! ! 】

[Unfortunately, I was poked twice when I was a child, it really hurts! 】

[Sure enough, the big goose in the countryside is an existence that dogs are afraid of! 】

[Tang Yi's dog is too skinny, what are you doing to pick up the big goose? Shouldn't you apologize for causing Wen Jui to be nagged? ? 】

[Really, I'm so mad! 】

[It's not intentional, what are you fussing about with a dog, Tang Yi also went to protect Wen Zhi in the end! 】

[You guys are arguing with you, I seem to have discovered another skill of my brother Fu, a real man who dares to face big geese, I love it crazily! 】

When the fans in the live broadcast room were making noise, an uncle ran over panting not far away. He restrained a flock of geese while apologizing in his native accent. The general meaning was...

It was he who accidentally hit his own goose with a stick.

As a result, Boss Tang was just curious and wanted to observe this animal that he had never seen in the city.

Then the stubborn goose mistook them for the murderer who injured them, and ran after them all the way, as if they were going to fight for three hundred rounds.

The misunderstood Boss Tang was already scared and aggrieved and hid in his master's arms.

The old man who chased the goose drove the goose away after a while, but the two big geese who had been strangled by fate were somewhat stunned on the way back.

It seems to be suspicious of the goose, obviously they are usually invincible all over the world, why did they fall before they reacted!

Goose can't figure it out, Goose is very wronged~

With the departure of that uncle, the chaotic scene just now finally found peace. Some of the fans who were still arguing in the live broadcast just now looked like big goose heads...

[Just now, we said that Boss Tang is a naughty person who came out and was beaten! 】

[Things are not clear yet, one or two are the ones who have keyboards to fuck you, so slap your face! 】

[Can you stop making noise!Really drunk, can't you watch quietly? 】

[By the way, no one of you found out, have you disappeared? 】

[Laugh!You missed the sisters in front, right? It ran up the tree from the very beginning, and the speed was so fast that it shocked my whole family]

Because the scene was under control, the live broadcast room gradually became harmonious, and the issues that had been ignored before came into everyone's field of vision.

At the same time, Fu Zizhan had already walked under the tree, and he raised his head to see the helpless emotions in his eyes: "Aren't you coming down?"

Hearing the question, he turned his head and looked around carefully, and after confirming that the goose and goose brigade had really gone far, he let go of his claws holding the tree trunk.

The movement of jumping off the tree was extremely vigorous and graceful. It didn't look like he had escaped to the tree, but more like a forest king had conquered the jungle.

A certain system that has always been stable outside has done its best to maintain its own image, but that deliberate gesture has already made the fans in the live broadcast room laugh like crazy...

【Hahaha, he looks so much like my brother who wants to save face! 】

[Ah, ah, our eldest brother is too cute, don't worry!We don't see anything! 】

【that is!We definitely didn’t see you fleeing to the tree in fright~]

[Hahaha, the sisters in front have shrimp and pig hearts! 】

[I can hold ten cute little ones at a time, come to my mother's arms quickly! 】

[There is reason to suspect that the sister in front is taking advantage of our Brother Fu! 】

In Fu Zizhan's exclusive live broadcast room, when the fans were discussing whether you want dogs or people, the vegetable picking team had already started to return home.

The way back was not quiet. Several people were chatting with each other, and a certain system in the sea of ​​knowledge forced them to participate in the topic, with a weak tone in their tone: "Is this considered a mental work injury?"

Fu Zizhan lowered his head and glanced sideways at the big golden retriever beside him, and said with sincerity in his tone, "Don't blame others for your bad brain, they might not recognize it."

dubious:"……"

Its host doesn't love it anymore!

Today is a lucky day for a part-time job system!

Because some retirees did not accept the show, the drama of this urban workplace labor case died halfway.

When the vegetable-picking team arrived home, the three people who stayed at home had already killed a chicken. They said they had paid the program team on credit first, and they had to write an IOU to eat chicken these days, so they just directed the program team!

An hour or so later, the empty plates on the dining table were comparable to those of last night. One and two hugged their stomachs and said that they were going to gain weight, but they didn’t feel soft at all when they ate. This is a good summary of contemporary dieters. status quo.

As the feeder, Fu Zizhan was once again cueed by the fans. The theme was - the shop they were waiting for hadn't come yet, the person they were waiting for...

Already took a nap.

The nap time for retirees is only a few ten minutes. When Fu Zizhan came out of the room, there were people holding guitars in the yard, and some people were eating melon seeds...

It can be said to be very old-age living.

This afternoon was much more pleasant than the afternoon when I was still running around in the car yesterday. The pleasant time lasted until almost dusk. Without the direct sunlight, it was a good time to go out for a stroll.

Ping Xinyang had tied up his three dogs and one, and the rest of the dogs also had an excited expression waiting to go out. The destination of their trip was a forest in the southwest corner.

This is what I heard when I first came here yesterday. It is said that there is a wild peach tree in the forest. It has grown for many years, and it picks up a lot of peaches every year.

Villagers sometimes pick two peaches to quench their thirst when they pass by. It is a very legendary tree in the village, and no one will pick all the peaches overnight with condemning eyes.

When a group of people chatted and wandered around for a long time, they finally saw this legendary tree, but...

Will it be a little too high?

Under the tree, Tang Yi raised his head and opened his mouth slightly: "Do all the people in the village know how to climb trees?"

Could it be explained in this way?Shouldn't it be called handy if it is within reach?

All of a sudden, the people who were clamoring for a taste of the legendary peach just now silently classified themselves as the ones who should not be taken care of.

As soon as the division was over, a touch of golden color suddenly ran past their eyes, and they saw that the golden retriever, who had been well-behaved just now, was already in the middle of the tree.

The corner of the tree's mouth raised a smile. Sure enough, it's time for the big system to go out at this time. It's really a good time to consolidate its image!

The climbing up the tree in the morning was just a preparation for now~

There is no such thing as timidity!

A certain system had successfully brainwashed itself, and Shuxia Wenzhi stood next to Fu Zizhan with a slightly worried expression: "Is there any danger?"

This tree is much taller than the one in the morning.

Fu Zizhan raised his head and glanced: "It's okay, it knows what's on its mind."

Warm juice: "..."

Why do these words naturally have to be the same as if the other party is a person?It's because she doesn't understand the world of golden retrievers!

As soon as this thought flashed across her mind, Ping Xinyang exclaimed next to her: "My dear! You can't go up! You can't climb! It's dangerous!"

As she spoke, she hugged Erha, who also wanted to follow up the tree, and the corners of Wen Zhi's mouth twitched slightly. She didn't think wrong, this is a normal dog, and I guess it is...

It's fine.

Of course, Fu Zizhan doesn't know about other people's minds. A question from his own system about picking a few questions has already sounded in his mind, but before he has time to answer, a certain system on the tree suddenly uttered a sound. 'Hey', the mechanical voice was slightly surprised: "There is a bird's nest here, and there are several eggs in it."

Hearing this, Fu Zizhan looked up at the tree, and saw a certain system that had agreed to pick peaches to restore his image, and his head had already moved to a branch.

"Aren't you afraid of being nagged now?" The cold tone seemed to remind her.

The nonsensical mechanical voice said carelessly: "The mother bird is not here, so I'll take a look!"

The mechanical sound fell within two seconds, and the sound of branches trembling suddenly came from the periphery of the big tree, and then a certain system that was still observing the bird's eggs felt that its eyes went dark, and the top of its head seemed to be hit by a hard object.

To it, this impact was nothing, and it didn't feel any pain. It was just that it happened so suddenly that a certain system froze in place.

"???"

What flashed by? ?

Was it nagged by a bird?

The stunned Bubusi just came back to his senses, another smear of darkness came straight towards it, it had already been there once, how could there be any reason to come again, Bubusi's movement of descending the tree was extremely fast.

At the same time, an aggrieved mechanical voice sounded from Fu Zizhan under the tree: "It's nagging at me!! I didn't pick up its child!"

Bububusi, who hid behind his host, raised his head unconvinced, and saw a crow hovering among the branches, but the mother crow didn't chase it down. I don't know if it felt that there were too many enemies under the tree, or because it was to protect the child. priority.

Because the height is a bit high, the rest of the people who don't know what happened are unclear, so: "What's the matter?"

Fu Zizhan rubbed Jin Mao's head in his body, and explained something along the way. The other guests who knew the situation first smiled, and then greeted the nonsense sincerely.

After confirming that nothing happened, someone proposed to go back home, the same peach was left and right, just came to see something new.

In the group's non-committal words, a popular science sentence was suddenly mixed in: "I heard that crows can hold grudges."

As soon as Kepu's voice fell, he walked back and felt that his body suddenly became wet. When he looked up, he saw the mother crow who was still protecting his eggs just now flew out at some time, and it started...

Fly freely.

The nonsense at the end of the exercise: "..."

It really has no idea of ​​stealing eggs! !Why do you do this to it!

The grievance system can't stand it! !

Fortunately, the number of soaring birds is limited, and the mother crow had already flown away by the time she complained to her host about her grievances.

The pace of going back is much faster than when he came, mainly because some retirees deliberately speeded up a little, because his consciousness has been repeating two sentences in a single sentence...

"I'm dirty, I'm not clean"

Fu Zizhan lowered his head and glanced at the dejected system: "..."

Those who don't know think they have put it on!

Ten minutes later, Fu Zizhan, who got home first, went straight to the bathroom, and put the hot water in one go, just like the pasted and copied version of Gouzi's watering last night.

The pasted dog lay on the ground and continued to live without love. The fans in the live broadcast room laughed, and the happiness was based on the online version of other people's pain.

Two minutes later, Fu Zizhan poked his head out of the bathroom, reached out and knocked on the door as a signal, and when he heard the signal, he bounced up and shut the cameraman brother outside the bathroom. Do not shoot history! !

It is also about saving face!

The overly humane behavior made the fans burst into laughter again, and both of them proved that they are pro-fans with their laughter.

In the bathroom, Fu Zizhan flushed the Xiangxiang residue down first with his gloves, and couldn't help laughing when he saw the system with a face at his mercy: "As for it? I'm not the one who suffers?"

Like a melancholy girl in a rainy alley, she slowly turned her head: "I'm hurting my heart"

Fu Zi cut and washed the dog without stopping: "How many episodes of TV series can heal?"

The nonsensical and melancholy movements stopped for a second, and then the mechanical sound was smooth as if without thinking: "Ten episodes."

When the foam filled his fingers, Fu Zizhan's expression remained unchanged, "The earphones don't have much power left, they need to be charged for a while."

As soon as he spoke, the melancholy girl disappeared immediately, her ears pricked up in a nonchalant manner, and the mechanical voice was extremely high: "I'll charge it!"

The host who is willing to lend it earphones is the pro-host!

There are too many inconvenient places to fish when recording a program, even if everyone is asleep at night, you have to be careful.

Hiding in the bathroom to watch TV can’t make a sound, it will quarrel with its host, if it is heard by outsiders, there is no way to explain it, and then it forgets to prepare such things as earphones.

But... it can now use its host's expensive headphones!

Delicious! !

In the next second, the host was wrapped in a bath towel and rubbed ruthlessly to absorb some of the water before blowing!

Fu Zizhan, who had been kneaded into a chicken coop, was still well-behaved. After waiting for its host to dry it, Fu Zizhan got up and came over with a hair dryer. A round thing.

As soon as I lowered my head, I saw two glowing red peaches, which seemed familiar.

The next moment, a proud mechanical voice sounded in the sea of ​​consciousness, tilting his head in a nonchalant way: "I almost forgot, I hid two of them in the space for you, and these two are not enough to give them points. You eat it." Go out when you're done"

Fu Zizhan looked at the two peaches in his arms, and laughed from his chest, which was covered by the sound of the hair dryer.

The not-so-big space in the bathroom, at the moment of the evening, witnessed the warmth of their lives that belonged exclusively to them.