I really just want to retire

The bus swayed on the country road, maybe because of the safety work done in advance, or because the journey was acceptable.

This time, fans didn't hear Director Qu's loud 'yue' in the car like in the first season, which reduced the risk of spitting out the overnight meal to a certain extent.

When the group arrived in Heqing Township, the sun had already slanted to the west, and the people who had been tossing and tossing for a long time were more or less exhausted. When they stood in the middle of the yard and listened to the director Qu, it was like a classroom A scumbag who doesn't want to go to class.

There are also different categories of natural scumbags. Some scumbags are too tired to go to class, and some scumbags are simply thinking about other things.

For example, a golden retriever that looks exceptionally well-behaved and stable has already flown its heart to the tablet in its host's suitcase.

Looking at Director Qu's eyes is like...

It's time for dinner, but the teacher procrastinated, and I was so anxious!

Fortunately, there were not many things to explain, so after a few minutes, the large army finally saw the whole picture of the house.

No longer the small wooden attic in the first season, the house made of tiles and bricks is very large, and it looks like a large house with no divisions in ancient times.

Fu Zizhan dragged his suitcase and walked to his own room. The room was not very big, and the decoration was a bit outdated, but it was still clean. As soon as he entered the door, the suitcase was pulled, and the big golden hairy head was thrown up. Yes, the meaning is obvious.

It's a pity that some systems, no matter how well-behaved their heads are, did not get a response from their hosts. Only a cold and indifferent voice sounded from the sea of ​​consciousness that can communicate with each other: "Clean yourself up first."

After running in the dusty wasteland, some systems are not only dirty clothes, but also dirty.

He lowered his nonchalantly swaying head, gestured with his paws, and stretched out his big hands without saying a word, and took off the tuxedo on his body.

The movement of the big golden retriever to pick up the dirty clothes and run to the bathroom was done in one go, and it didn't realize that the question he had thought about before was a bit unnecessary until he went to the bathroom...

Feelings really have a washing machine!

Qu Dao has finally become a half-human right now, and if some netizens say that Qu Dao is not a human being, he can throw the photo of the washing machine to the other party to see, how can he be considered a half-human!

The big golden retriever turned on the washing machine and threw the clothes in a smooth and flowing manner. After throwing, he put hot water in the big basin next to him.

The skillful operation made the fans in the live broadcast room say that this is a model of other people's dogs, and the heart that wants to have it will overflow the screen.

When Fu Zizhan tidied up briefly and walked into the bathroom, what he saw was the dog already sitting in the basin, looking obediently waiting to be washed.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

I haven't seen him being so active at home, isn't it because he hasn't played for most of the day, as for it?

He patted the water in a nonchalant manner and answered the question of its host with practical actions——As for! !

More than half a day is enough for a melon to grow from sprout to mature. As a qualified melon eating system, of course you can't eat leftover melons that others have eaten!

Ten minutes later, the sound of a hair dryer sounded in the bathroom. By then, the rest of the guests had almost cleaned up, and they were scurrying about in various ways.

Fu Zizhan also hid the nonsensical tablet in a pile of toiletry bags and brought it into the bathroom.

The eyes that stared at the bag in any way lit up a lot, and the mechanical voice was filled with joyful emotions: "Close the door too~~~"

The tilde number is full of twists and turns, pretending to be obedient and coquettish.

Fu Zizhan, who turned around, didn't answer, but he didn't pause in the movement of closing the door. He looked at the photographer brother behind the camera with an expression on why you locked the dog in the bathroom, and his explanation was also serious.

"A dog has three urgencies"

Children at home must need privacy to solve their physical problems.

Brother Cameraman's expression changed, and it became a bit tainted, as expected of your admiration...

This can be seen, he didn't see it at all! !

Is it true that dogs follow their masters, so do they have a tacit understanding?Physiological problems can be seen at a glance!

A black-box operation under the camera ended without any flaws in the emotion of the cameraman brother.

Sure enough, today is also a day to test my acting skills!

Fu Zizhan, who had just finished the performance, heard a knock on his door, and in the next second, a face full of vitality appeared from the crack of the door that was not closed tightly.

The exhaustion from tossing and tossing for most of the day was gone in Tang Yi's voice, and he asked with a smile: "Brother Fu, you haven't cleaned it up yet, do you need any help?"

After Fu Zizhan hung the clothes in his hand in the closet, he turned his head to look at the other party, and he could see the meaning of the protruding face.

The question is like this, but it is clearly written on the face...

If you need help, I have it!

Fu Zizhan moved towards the door, followed the other person's words and replied, "No, what's the matter?"

Sure enough, Tang Yi smiled when he heard the answer: "Are you hungry?"

Fu Zizhan raised his eyebrows slightly, understood, the translation is...

I'm hungry, how about you?

As a retiree with a regular diet, it is really time to eat when it is time to eat.

In the kitchen, Wen Zhi and Xi Sisi were already processing the dishes provided by the program group. This was probably a manifestation of Director Qu's conscience. After all, he didn't bother anyone much on the first night.

As soon as Fu Zizhan entered, he was treated like a distinguished guest, as if he wanted to offer the spatula with both hands.

Hee hee making noise, the aroma of the food quickly filled the kitchen, someone ordered the food to be cooked very quickly, and attracted a bunch of greedy dogs drooling.

Their arrival made the small kitchen even more crowded. One and two looked up with their furry heads as if saying, "What is delicious? Give me a taste too!"

The kind that makes your mouth water if you don't try it.

Then the dogs who threatened to drool all over the place were hugged or dragged out of the kitchen by their own excrement shovel officer, and Tang Yi, who was messing with his own boss Tang, suddenly asked with a 'huh': "What do I do? Didn’t you see the nonsense? Brother Fu, where’s your dog?”

Fu Zizhan, who had just put a dish on the plate, paused for two seconds before saying, "Going to the toilet?"

That is to say, Tang Yi, who asked casually, didn't say anything, picked up Boss Tang, who was struggling to have a big meal, and walked out of the kitchen.

In front of the stove, Fu Zizhan took the cooked dishes with warm juice, his hands kept busy, but his consciousness had already said, "It's almost done."

Those who stayed in it for too long and didn't know it thought they fell into the pit.

Not long after, a mechanical sound came from the Sea of ​​Consciousness, indicating that he knew it, and it was just that there was a bit of reluctance in knowing it.

The fishing life of the part-time job system is coming to an end.

Just like that, the big golden retriever, who had disappeared for a while, reappeared in everyone's field of vision, and became a mature and stable dog in the eyes of outsiders.

After a dinner with CDs that made one want to lick the dishes, a few men except Fu Zizhan took over the work of washing dishes. After all, they hadn't done anything before, and they had to do some work after dinner.

The people who didn't need to wash the dishes just wandered around the yard. When the sun had completely set over the mountain, Fu Zizhan, who had returned to his room to wash up, suddenly heard a slightly noisy and anxious sound coming from outside.

As soon as he stepped out, a touch of gold around him had already rushed out, so fast that it only left him with an afterimage.

Fu Zizhan following behind: "..."

There is reason to suspect that there is nothing but curiosity in the entire chip of his own system.

Didn't he still yell in the sea of ​​consciousness just now that he feels bored and that his whole life has no fun?This appearance is clearly so strong that it is about to overflow the body.

Fu Zizhan, who came out one step later, saw that everyone had gathered in the yard. Among them, the comedian Ping Xinyang was standing with the cameraman. The two of them were staring at the machine, not knowing what they were looking at. I was also a little anxious.

Fu Zizhan looked at Wen Zhi beside him: "What's wrong?"

Wen Zhi turned her head and replied, "Brother Ping, the dog is gone."

There are so many staff members around, but I don't know how they ran out in full view.

While he was asking questions on one side, it seemed that he had already rewound the required information in the machine on the other side. Ping Xinyang quickly ran towards a small road.

The rest of the people also consciously joined the team to help find the dog. When a touch of golden yellow followed Fu Zizhan, Wen Zhi behind him suddenly spoke, and confessed to the amateur guest, Xi Sisi: "Sisi, you Just watch them at home, don't let them run away"

It was getting dark, so running out was a little bit messy.

As soon as she finished speaking, she felt that she was being strangled by the neck of fate as soon as she moved two steps. The other party's tone was gentle and coaxing: "Good boy! You stay at home with me~"

dubious:"…………"

Do not!I do not want!

The dubious who wanted to participate in it just watched his host leave without looking back, his eyes full of accusations as he looked at the back.

Do you want to be so ruthless!Take it with you, is its majestic system those dogs that can run around?

The emotion of accusation had just arisen, when I heard a cold voice suddenly coming from the sea of ​​consciousness: "You can use the flying one"

In an instant, the emotions in the big eyes changed, and he walked back cheerfully and nonchalantly. It turned out that the intention of its host was here, why didn't it think of this.

It can find an empty bathroom to flash, so that it can follow it and help find the dog, it really kills two birds with one stone! !

This side is dubiously looking for the right time, and the group of people over there has been scattered on the country road, and then there are shouts one after another in the open field...

"Three missing one!"

"Three missing one~"

Shouting the same words in different tones, the whole scene became inexplicably funny and weird. Occasionally, some folks passing by would look sideways. Although they didn't answer the words, the meaning in their eyes should not be too obvious, probably talking about...

Is it missing to this extent?Don't you have that many people?Why can't we gather enough people to play mahjong?

Even the barrage sent by the worried fans in the live broadcast room seems to have paused...

【I'm sorry I shouldn't have laughed, but I couldn't help it】

[Blindly guessing that the aunt who passed by just now must be wondering if this group of people has some serious illness]

【Hahaha why on earth did Ping Xinyang choose this name for the dog】

[In other words, I just ran out, so it should be fine, our country dogs often run around]

[It’s definitely fine, Erha is notorious for having nowhere to use his energy, he probably went to some corner and wandered off on his own]

In the live broadcast room, the audience was still listening to the shouts one after another. After a minute or two, a crow flew over the sky where no one cared.

Fu Zizhan glanced up, and then a mechanical voice sounded in the sea of ​​consciousness: "I'll go over there and have a look!"

It took less than half a minute for the crow to fly away, and the familiar mechanical voice sounded again: "I found it, you take the path on the left and go to the end."

Hearing this, Fu Zizhan stopped walking forward, and Tang Yi, who was shouting with his hands raised as a trumpet, also stopped, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Fu Zizhan's turning action seemed very casual, and he pointed to the path on the left with his eyes: "No one has looked for it here."

Tang Yi made a clear sign, and then followed the pace: "Then let's go this way."

Because of the guidance of the air navigation, Fu Zizhan led Tang Yi, who didn't know it, all the way to the destination. Within ten minutes, a gray and white figure appeared in front of the two of them.

Tang Yi, who was still looking around, suddenly raised his voice: "Three missing one! Why did you come here? Your father is going to die of anxiety, what are you holding in your mouth?"

Fu Zizhan glanced at the surprised Tang Yi and silently took out his mobile phone to call Ping Xinyang. The contact information was exchanged on the plane today.

During the waiting time after hanging up the phone, Tang Yi had already got an answer to his question. That Erha had a puppy in his mouth, and he didn't know who it was picked from. It's really lucky to be scratched by the dog mother.

At this moment, the puppy has fallen into Tang Yi's hands, and he looks very soft and cute when he is not noisy.

It wasn't long before they were petting the puppy, and hurried footsteps sounded behind them, as well as Ping Xinyang's anxious and angry shout...

"Three missing one!"

Seeing the owner's dog running away, the reunion scene looks really exciting and touching.

At this moment, a middle-aged voice with a local accent sounded next to them. The man seemed to have just come out for a walk after dinner. The uncle asked sincerely, "How much is the taxi?"

Tang Yi who is stroking the puppy: "..."

Fu Zizhan looked at Tang Yi pawing the dog: "..."

Did this uncle misunderstand something?It is illegal to gather crowds to gamble live!

The uncle, who didn't talk to anyone, asked a very simple question: "Are you celebrities playing big? Then I won't fight with you, I can't afford to fight~ If you lose, the old lady at home will scold you! "

The fans who watched the whole process were laughing forward and backward...

[Hahahahaha this scene still happened, I am so heartbroken! 】

[I clearly remember that a staff member explained that they were looking for a dog, and asked the fellow villagers if they had seen it]

【Hahaha this uncle may have just come out from home, I didn't understand the situation】

【LOL!You can’t say it’s too big, it’s a live broadcast, uncle]

[The innocence of the uncle’s face really made me laugh so hard, how could he think that someone would call out on the road every now and then]

The uncle who was said to be innocent by fans showed a disappointed expression after hearing that he was just looking for a dog. It can be seen that he really wanted to fight.

After a small farce ended, everyone had to face another problem...

Whose dog is in Tang Yi's arms?

As soon as this question was brought to light, the disappointed uncle let out a big '噫', and then said, "Why is this like an old Li family dog?"

"He just brought it from Lao Wang, why did he come here?"

Tang Yi holding the dog: "..."

Why do you look at him like that, he didn't steal it! ! !

Then there was another explanation that lasted several minutes. After returning the dog, San Queyi, who went to pick up the dog, was educated by Ping Xinyang by his ears. The way back was still full of preaching voices...

It's nothing more than those few words over and over again, why are you not a mother yet!That's not your dog, don't pick other people's dogs, don't run around, etc...

It's like talking to a bear child after dinner.

Filled with these words, the return journey was a little slower than when they came out, and the group of people regarded it as a walk after dinner.

Their side was slow, but Xi Sisi, who was staying at home when she first arrived at the door, suddenly rushed out in a hurry, and ran straight to Fu Zizhan, with an apologetic face that looked like she was about to cry.

"It's gone! I always thought it was in your room, but I just searched all over and couldn't find it!"

Because some dogs have always been stable and sensible on the outside, no one will count them in the list of running around.

This led to the fact that Gouzi was no longer in her sight when Xi Sisi noticed.

Just when the worried expressions of the rest of the guests surfaced, Fu Zizhan comforted him softly: "Don't worry, it won't get lost, it should be...going to the toilet"

"what??"

Xi Sisi's expression of about to cry froze on her face.

Then a group of people followed into the door and saw that Fu Zizhan, who was walking in front of them, knocked on the door of the public toilet without haste.

Within three seconds, the door opened in response, and under the eyes of everyone, a big golden retriever walked out from inside.

Tang Yi, who was closest, murmured, "Is it...constipation or diarrhea?"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

dubious:"…………"

It is a high-level artificial intelligence that does not have these worldly needs. It is just an enthusiastic city dog ​​who does good deeds and does not leave a name. It is just on the way back after doing good deeds because it is fascinated by the scene where a family of bear children cannot do their homework and are scolded and crying. Accidentally lost time.

Fu Zizhan glanced at the guilty dog's head, and his tone didn't fluctuate: "Maybe it's all there."

Tang Yi nodded suspiciously, and gave Gouzi a sympathetic look, it was really painful to have that!

The ups and downs of the night gradually became quiet amidst such a near-miss incident of dog loss, and some systems that did good deeds without leaving their names and almost caused farce because they forgot the time were ruthlessly deprived by their own hosts. Fishing time tomorrow.

After all, half of the notification fee is divided, so the part-time job system naturally has to look like a part-time job system!