I really just want to retire

When he accidentally knocked over yesterday's notebook, the busy Fu Zizhan had already found the problem, and the other guests and fans in the live broadcast room were amazed by his extremely skillful handling.

The time in the exclamation passed extremely fast, the TV that had been opened was restored to its original position, when the power button was pressed, the familiar color TV screen came into view, the voice of exclamation followed the cheers of the sea of ​​consciousness The voices interweave.

When he watched TV with relish, Fu Zizhan, who had already started, simply checked the refrigerator mentioned by the aunt. It was not a big problem, and it was easy to deal with. used things.

Nearly half an hour had passed since it was all over, and the sound of the pattering rain outside was much quieter, and it seemed that it was about to stop.

In the room, Fu Zizhan, who had a lot of dust on his hands after washing his hands, met the old grandma with thankful and satisfied eyes, as if he was looking at a very satisfied grandson-in-law, and repeatedly called the current star and her Think differently, they are all capable people!

The rest of the guests: "..."

They actually have no such ability!Also, grandma, please don't misunderstand this industry, and don't use this standard to measure it!

Tang Yi, who was sitting next to Fu Zizhan, leaned his chair towards Fu Zizhan while ruaing his boss Tang, and asked mysteriously, "Brother Fu, do you have 48 a day?" Hour?"

Otherwise, where is the time to learn these things by yourself?He was too tired to catch all kinds of announcements every day.

Fu Zizhan turned his body to the side calmly, "You can also use 24 hours as 48 hours."

Hearing this, Tang Yi's eyes widened a little, with an expression of giving advice, and then he heard the other party say very seriously: "It's fine if you don't work."

Tang Yi: "..."

Other guests and fans who thought they could get time management cheats: "..."

[I was just looking forward to it seriously like a fool! 】

[My fucking ears are pricked up, so you just listen to this? ? 】

[As expected of you, my Uncle Fu! 】

[In the three words of not working, I heard the emotion of joy]

【No!You have to work!You hurry up and give me a lot of work! ! 】

[Please do more business, I am really tired of saying this]

Fu Zizhan, who didn't know that he succeeded in eliciting the fans' sense of crisis with a single sentence, responded to Tang Yi's expression of "you seem to be teasing me" with an extremely serious and serious expression.

Facing his gaze, Fu Zizhan shrugged, "Or you can choose one as a job."

At least he used to be like this, each item is a world, there is no increase in time width, and some are just infinite length.

For this sincere suggestion, Tang Yi declined. Now the work is a bit tiring, but he is still very satisfied.

While chatting, the sound of the rain outside did not know when it stopped. As soon as I went out, a coolness came over my face, and it also smelled of earth renovation.

The originally dark sky showed a little bit of azure blue, and it seemed that it was completely cleared and there would be no more rain. The people who had been bothering for a long time thanked the aunt and said goodbye.

But as soon as he walked to the parking place under the arbor, Fu Zizhan was stopped by the old lady, who was holding a large piece of fresh pork in his hand. Before he could react, the plastic bag containing the meat had already reached his arms up.

Fu Zizhan subconsciously hugged him and was about to return it when he saw the grandma pretending to be angry, like an elder who insisted on giving red envelopes to the younger generation during the holidays, "There are so many at home! If you give it to you, you can take it." Go!"

As if afraid that people would not believe it, the aunt on the side also said a few words, saying that her cousin killed a pig for his [-]th birthday two days ago, and gave them a lot of it. Bacon is gone.

After the auntie explained, the old lady lowered her voice and moved closer to Fu Zizhan, "My old sister lives near the Gada where you work, I have heard that you don't give meat to eat all day, right? ? Find someone with a conscience next time, this kind of unscrupulous boss is no good!"

Fu Zizhan's slightly bent waist froze uncontrollably, trying to explain something, but in the end he didn't explain anything, only saying that he must pay attention to it next time he looks for a job.

After all... What Qu Dao said to the old lady is indeed the same, he can't explain the established facts.

Director Qu who happened to be staring at the live broadcast: "???"

Did this grandma misunderstand him?How to explain all this is actually just the effect of the program.

No one cared about how the director of the song should explain it. He also listened to the rest of the guests, and almost got internal injuries from holding back his laughter. An entry for honest and unscrupulous bosses.

By the way, I also made all kinds of weird story settings... Is it because I am planning to eat the meat when I run away with my sister-in-law?

This is the style of an unscrupulous boss. I just don't know whether my sister-in-law is willing to run with the boss who is carrying chickens, ducks and fish meat. After all, it seems that there is no money.

While the audience was talking nonsense on the bullet screen, a group of people were already whizzing back in the electric tricycle, and Director Qu, whose reputation could not be saved, still didn't explain anything.

Although he didn't deal with his own image too much, he was still a professional in program marketing. Taking advantage of the enthusiasm of some retirees at the grandmother's house, he fueled the flames of a topic...

#Your Boyfriend Those Strange Skills#

It seems like a discussion about emotional life, but when you click on the topic, the content of the hot searched blog posts are all the recordings of Fu Zizhan in the second season of "One Man, One Dog".

The content of the blog post is also all kinds of witty and humorous, such as romantic magic surprises, he has all the flowers you want, and simple ones can repair refrigerators and home appliances. Mom no longer has to worry about you not being able to afford a repairman!

A trick to borrow people to promote the program, a wave of good marketing.

Unlike the live broadcast room, which is full of loyal fans, there are also many passer-by netizens who have no fan base gathered under the hot search, and the content of the comments is also very varied and exciting...

【Pushing this to me means... is he a boyfriend I can have? 】

[Hahaha laughed, don't you all know what strange skills my boyfriend has?Apart from being my boyfriend, he knows everything else! 】

[Sisters will follow this standard when looking for boyfriends in the future! 】

[I only have one boyfriend, I don't really want to force him to death]

[Hey guy, let me count it down. If you have Fu Zizhan, you can also have a five-star chef, college math teacher, swimming and fitness coach, cute pet cultivation expert, magician, maintenance worker, investment and financial management trader... ...]

[What the sisters upstairs said made me crazy, @富子斩 can you find a way to be my boyfriend?It doesn't matter if you can't figure it out, just nod when I say it! 】

[Hahahahaha this hot search will arouse public outrage among male compatriots!My boyfriend said this kind of man is extinct! 】

Whether or not it aroused public outrage among male compatriots was out of Director Qu's consideration. Anyway, the marketing goal had already been achieved. On this night, the popularity of the show had risen to a new level.

In such heat, after breakfast the next day, it was time for Fu Zizhan's recording.

From the moment he packed his luggage, he was greeted with a bunch of reluctant voices, one by one pulling on his door frame, his eyes seemed to want to throw the suitcase into the rushing river, so that he could leave his master behind!

"Brother Fu, why don't you stay for two more days, or take me away?"

"What should we do when you leave?! My stomach won't be able to adapt!"

"Which car are you taking? I'm going to deflate the tires now!"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

When he brought the suitcase to the living room, he stated in a serious manner: "The stomach is getting too big, it's time to learn to grow by yourself."

Tang Yi curled his lips after him: "I suspect that you are connoting that I eat too much!"

Ping Xinyang on the side took the words jokingly: "You can confidently remove the word doubt!"

"I... I'm still growing! Not eating the plate is already the biggest compromise I've made."

The exaggerated and funny words made the whole living room burst into laughter. In such an atmosphere, Fu Zizhan got on the car to the airport with his excited system.

He also declined the request of the program team to escort the dog back. Director Qu still did a good job in this kind of safety protection, but he can take it back by himself, there is no need to bother the staff to make this trip.

In the car, I accompanied the photographer all the way, the camera will not be turned off until the airport, and there will be an accompanying PD on the road to do simple interviews.

After the vehicle passed the uneven path, the simple interview also started. The questions were quite satisfactory, nothing more than the feeling of this trip, the opinion of the other guests and so on.

At the end of the interview, the accompanying PD suddenly got stuck and stared at the big golden retriever next to him, jokingly said casually: "It seems to be much happier than when it came here."

Hearing this, Fu Zizhan glanced at the big golden hair grinning at the corner of his mouth: "..."

A lazy and casual voice sounded in the sea of ​​consciousness: "Restrain it a little bit"

Although it is indeed a happy thing to end part-time work, this concept should not exist in the world of Gouzi.

After explaining his own system, Fu Zizhan looked at the accompanying PD with a very casual tone: "Maybe it's because the weather is good today."

The accompanying PD looked at the gloomy sky outside the window.

"........."

He didn't quite understand it, but he didn't know what to say to refute it. This might be the generation gap between ordinary people and people with multiple identities!

Maybe what people see through the gloomy sky is the incomparably spectacular scenery behind.

Fu Zizhan didn't know that his casual sentence had opened the mind of the accompanying PD to the fantasy world.

After arriving at the airport and separating from the staff of the program group, Fu Zizhan randomly found a reason to ask Xiao Qi to go to the security check first. After all, such a big dog can't disappear under people's noses.

When I came back after dealing with it, I just explained why the dog suddenly disappeared with one sentence and handed it over to a friend to take it back.

Ever since he saw his boss’s operation of buying a house like buying vegetables, some assistants are convinced of any explanation. When he heard that the dog was brought back by his boss, he even secretly looked forward to it. It has its own plane.

Fu Zizhan, who didn't know that his assistant had such a big brain: "..."

It's not an exaggeration, at least there is no such need for the time being, after all, he doesn't have so many busy jobs that require him to fly around every day.

When I got home, it happened to be lunch time. As soon as Fu Zizhan entered the door, he was faced with the delicious food that Aunt Liu had already prepared.

Once again, he deeply experienced the joy of retirement life.

I haven't seen him for three or four days, and the heartless two dogs have been making troubles throughout the meal, pulling at his trouser legs, as if to complain why he didn't bring them when he went out to play.

In this regard, some retirees have irresponsibly handed over the task of comforting the dog to their own system.

Those who want to stay quietly in their room and play happily: "..."

Its host is indeed a habit of squeezing the system.

Bu San Bu Si, who didn't get home and had fun as soon as possible, was forced to play games with the two dogs in the living room for a while, but the action of throwing the ball was somewhat absent-minded.

The absent-minded fluffy figure gave a yelp when he saw it, and Fu Zizhan, who was eating, glanced at it, and heard the mechanical voice in the sea of ​​consciousness with a little excitement, "The total energy recovery is much better! It feels like You can fully recover when your movie is released!"

It really is a popular system, and the recovery speed is the proof of its popularity!

Fu Zizhan's staring gaze was taken back again, and he gave a humming sound, he had already seen it in the morning, and it was indeed not much worse.

Maybe it's because the timeline is a bit too long, and I can't talk about how exciting it is.

When the energy recovery progress bar was approaching the end, the premiere of the movie "Eating Bariatrics" also started.