I really just want to retire

Fu Zizhan was completely unaware of the fact that he was out of the circle by relying on knife skills. He shouldered the stomachs of six people who had been hungry for most of the day.

While fans of "One Person One Dog" and pure passers-by netizens were discussing enthusiastically, a dozen or so dishes were finally cooked.

The other five guests who watched the whole process were very enthusiastic and dog-legged, and Jiang Kang was the most active. He picked up the plate and ran away without fear of burning it, and directly pushed Fu Zizhan who wanted to get started: "Brother Fu, please rest , let’s do the rough and tiring work!"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Should he take out his ID card and report his age? He's only 22 years old, okay?

Quan Junwu joked next to him: "Xiao Jiang is a mother if she has milk, and she is too unprincipled, isn't she Brother Fu?"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Teacher Quan is almost two rounds old when he grows up. Now it's all right, and he will lose his life twice.

But what can he say, as long as you are happy.

Netizens who watched the live broadcast were also amused for a while, and they posted the "Brother Fu" comment one after another.

Is there something to eat if you call me brother, then they will call you brother first for respect!

When will the food be delivered after ordering?The door of the house is always open, wait online!

……

Fu Zizhan actually cooks home-cooked dishes. Because the ingredients are limited, the program team only left them with ingredients for one meal. They said that they will cook by themselves starting tomorrow, and they will live independently with their own dog.

The limited ingredients are also made by Fu Zizhan to make a different wonderful, full of color, fragrance and taste!The steaming aroma exudes a deadly temptation, seducing everyone's taste buds.

I also seduced a few dogs, and then...

Dogs who tried to grab food from their owners were all chained in front of their own dog bowls, except for being nonsensical.

Noisily followed behind Fu Zizhan, so well-behaved, artificial intelligence has no five senses!

After taking care of my dog, everyone sat at the dining table and no one spoke, and they all held their rice bowls and kept pushing them into their mouths, as if they were afraid that they would be snatched away by others when it was too late.

As it turns out, it does get snatched!

When Kong Shuang and Jiang Kang caught the last piece of meat with their chopsticks at the same time, the atmosphere suddenly became subtle, not the pink ambiguity between single men and women, but...

A must!

Jiang Kang smiled slightly: "Does Xiaoshuang have to lose weight?"

Kong Shuang quietly increased her strength with the chopsticks: "Brother Jiang was joking, I only weigh 80 pounds, so I don't need to lose weight!"

"Brother Jiang, isn't there going to be a concert next time, do you have to pay attention to body management?"

Jiang Kang didn't flinch: "It's a coincidence, I'm only over 80 kilograms, and I manage it quite well!"

The other four people: "..."

All the netizens in the live broadcast room: "..."

I don't want any face for stuttering!As for what? ?

The two proved it with practical actions, as for!

In the end, Kong Shuang won the war without gunpowder, not because Kong Rong, a gentleman of Jiang Kang, gave up pears, but because his parents' fate suddenly started to quarrel.

I don't know when he broke free from the chain and ran over and arched beside him.

Jiang Kang lost the last piece of meat, and became very ruthless to his pet dog. He pushed the Erha dog's head away without mercy: "Hey, it's full of poison, you can't eat it, go eat your dog food !"

longevity:"???"

Wouldn't your conscience hurt if you lied to the dog like this?

Jiang Kang said: No!

And very simply tied Changshou to its dog bowl again, the world is big, he eats the most!

The rest of the people didn't care about the farce, they only cared about eating what was in front of them, there was no meat, and the food was super delicious!

The viewers in the live broadcast room were forced to watch an eating broadcast.

【My screen is wet】

[Coincidentally, I just finished wiping it! 】

[Hey, the takeaway has just arrived]

[I'm not greedy, I'm not greedy, I'm not greedy, I want to lose weight, lose weight!Ahhhhhhhhh I can't help it, let's reduce it tomorrow! 】

[When my husband was still making it, I gave up struggling and ordered takeaway, the same type of three delicacies, rounded up, this is what my husband made for me! 】

【I didn’t order it because my husband said to make it for me when he comes back】

[Here is the waking time for the previous two points, please check it! 】

【Am I the only one who notices nonsense?Why is it so obedient! ! !Squat there without making a fuss, if my dog ​​is on the table, ask for it! 】

[I have noticed a long time ago that crowdfunding is not three or four, and I will offer one.]

【My five dollars! 】

[Look at what you are digging and searching, I will take out all my belongings... [-] cents! 】

When the crowdfunding in the live broadcast room was uneven, the people here had already wiped out all the food on the table, and they were even a little unsatisfied.

Zhuang Qun was sitting next to Fu Zizhan, and from his perspective, he could see more clearly the obedient nonsense on the side.

He was full of envy: "Are all golden retrievers so obedient? Suddenly, I got a little excited."

Kong Shuang answered with a full expression of agreement: "Yes! I wanted to ask just now, Zi Zhan, how did your family do it? Such a delicious meal, it can be so calm. My little one almost Also broke free from the rope and ran over.”

Fu Zizhan lowered his head and rubbed the dog's head. Why, artificial intelligence has no sense of smell, it can't smell!

But how can this be said.

The young man pretended to be deep: "Maybe...you're used to it."

"It's not unusual to see something every day."

"..."

Kong Shuang seemed to be choked, and asked after a while, "Excuse me, is your family still short of dogs?"

The rest followed suit.

"Do you want a dog with a height of 1.8 meters?"

"Do you want a dog that can lift weights?"

"A dog that can rap for you, I think you need one"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Although, it's really not necessary.

Hearing the nonsense, silently got a little closer to his host, why there are always thugs who want to replace it.

Hmph, with it in one day, you will never even think about entering the palace!

There was a lot of gossip on the bullet screen.

[I'm here to sign up, do you want to be single? 】

[Do you want a delicate body and a soft dancing dog? 】

[Can this chemical dog have a place?It's okay to perform a reagent explosion! 】

[Sign up with a makeup dog, 360 five masks, I have all the dogs you like! 】

[Just a dog?Can a programmer do it? 】

[Look at me, look at me!I'm different from those coquettish sluts, I'm a dog!If you are not greedy for your food, you will be greedy for your body/child]

【Coincidentally, we bumped into a dog! 】

[My life is miserable, I am a working overtime dog, my husband should take pity on me!Give me some love!I don’t eat much, three bowls are enough]

……

The audience discussed intensely, and the staff of the program group, who had been paying attention to the dynamics, established a topic by striking the iron while it was hot.

#What type of dog are you? #

Familiar operations and familiar routines, the program team gave the answer first.

Old marketing dog.

"What kind of dog do you think Qu Dao is?" A staff member in the crowd outside the yard started to die.

On this topic, Jin Xiao, as Director Qu's assistant, has the most say: "Director Qu is not a dog, he is just a real dog!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the staff member before him suddenly lowered his head.

Jin Xiao seemed to feel something and turned back, and met the eyes of the real dog in his mouth.

"!!!"

Resume template too! ! !

Why has no one found it yet, give me a copy of the latest version!

This time it is really urgent! ! !

The kind of urgent!

Whether Jin Xiao is in a hurry or not, the guests don't know, anyway, they are not in a hurry when they are full of food and wine.

Because Fu Zizhan cooks, it is naturally not his turn to wash the dishes. This seems to be a tacit understanding in most families, the cook does not wash the dishes.

Quan Junwu took the initiative to take up the task of washing dishes. Jiang Kang and Zhuang Qun couldn't sit still and joined the dishwashing team. Fu Zizhan and the two girls took on the great task of walking the dog.

There is no way there are too many dogs at home, and accidents are easy to happen if you don’t walk them, especially Erha, who is doing his best. If you don’t let it consume a little energy, it will consume all your energy in turn, tearing down the house and making the owner doubt life. This is Erha's innate ability.

As the only boy in the dog-walking brigade, Fu Zizhan took the initiative to take the rope that tied Erha. His left hand was nonchalant and his right hand was long-lived.

Then there are two extremes, one static and one dynamic.

When his right arm was about to fail, he finally couldn't help sighing: "Did Mr. Jiang tell you to eat too much tonight, eat less tomorrow, it won't look good if you are fat."

longevity:"……"

Someone said it was fat? ? ?

It's going to make a fuss! ! !

……

Because of a complaint he said to himself, Fu Zizhan liked to mention Erha again.

He shook his arm, he wanted to kill someone now, this dog must have eaten too much.

When you go back, you can tell Jiang Kang that a reasonable diet should be put on the agenda.

Kong Shuang laughed beside him, and when he heard what Fu Zizhan said just now, he casually asked, "Did your family eat nonsense? Why didn't you see you feeding it? Could it be hungry?"

Fu Zizhan gave his left hand a sudden meal, and so did a certain dog on the other end of the rope who didn't need to eat.

He turned his head and glanced at his host indifferently.

Let you let me pretend to be a dog, and explain it myself under the eyes of everyone!

Fu Zizhan's pause was fleeting, too fast to be seen. He smiled casually: "I'll get it when I get back. I don't think it's hungry now. It will bark when it's hungry."

Nonsensical protest: "I won't eat!"

Those foods will only become garbage if eaten, which is very difficult to dispose of!

Fu Zizhan looked into the distance, as if he had discovered his conscience, and he didn't force the system: "If you don't eat it, don't eat it, find a place where there is no camera, and have fun."

Moderately satisfied.

That's more or less.

……

After walking back, the sky had become gray, and the dishwashing team stood in a corner of the yard.

Fu Zizhan hurriedly returned the Erha in his hand to Jiang Kang as if he was throwing rubbish.

But he can hide.

The dislike was very calm, and he asked, "What are you doing?"

Quan Junwu also took over his love from Zou Ruolin, and pointed to the cage next to him with a smile: "Look at the chicken, I just confirmed with Director Qu that it was originally prepared for us tonight, but we Hardly anyone found out.”

"Oh", Fu Zizhan glanced inside, there was indeed an old hen, no wonder he thought there was so little meat in the kitchen.

The relationship is to do it yourself, and you are ready to let them kill the chicken as soon as you arrive!

As expected of a perverted song guide!

"We can eat it tomorrow", Jiang Kang was very excited to hold his own life.

Everyone raised their hands and feet in agreement, there is a chef!

Chef Fu Zizhan: "..."

Retirement is not supposed to be like this.