I really just want to retire

In the end, the little witty ghost Jin Xiao liked to give his boss a "caring" look.

Jin Xiao's moving butt stopped: "..."

Who has the latest resume template?He is in urgent need!

Many thanks! ! !

barley

The resume template was not found, but they arrived at their destination first—Luyang Village, Pingpei County, under Pingxi City.

The village is very beautiful, but the traffic is not very good, and several staff members were swayed and vomited.

Kong Shuang, who was very uncomfortable at the beginning, endured it well.

Fu Zizhan observed the words and expressions, and he guessed that the female stars were trying to save face. After all, the camera has been shooting at them, and there is no room for editing in the live broadcast. If they vomit in front of the audience, it will damage the image of the female artist.

Fortunately, the dogs were quite obedient along the way and saved a lot of trouble.

A group of people stood in the middle of the yard, followed by their own dog, looking left and right with their heads indifferently: "Why do you think this place is not much different from the previous village?"

Fu Zizhan's face was a bit indescribable, "I found out a long time ago."

The nonsense mechanically concluded: "What's your name? You picked sesame seeds and lost watermelon?"

Fu Zizhan: "..."

"If you can't use colloquialisms, don't use them."

Nonsense: "Oh"

"That is the arrangement of fate that cannot be violated!"

Fu Zizhan's expression, which was already a little tired from the long journey, became even more indifferent: "Didn't you arrange it for me last time?"

dubious:"……"

It shut its mouth obediently.

Because it found that once they talked about these topics, they could always go back to the original starting point in the end.

And the starting point... is because of it.

After the mechanical voice in his mind was quiet, Fu Zizhan silently listened to the movement next to him.

Variety shows seem to have this link, everyone stands in a row in front of the camera, chattering and chatting about something.

But this set is obviously only suitable for when everyone is in a good state of mind.

After tossing and tossing for a long time, it will be almost four or five in the afternoon, and everyone has not eaten lunch, and one or two have hunger and tiredness written all over their faces.

Qu Jiancheng's complexion looked much better, and he returned to the appearance of the devil director, as if he was not the one who vomited in the car before.

He took a loudspeaker: "Okay, let's all be quiet."

Everyone who was already too tired to speak: "..."

They didn't talk okay!

The only one who made a sound was Erha, who was always energetic.

As expected of a Siberian Husky, the sleds are different.

Jiang Kang tugged at the collar on the dog's neck: "The director told you to be quiet, longevity and obedience!"

Changshou groaned, as if to say: "What is quietness? What does it have to do with it?"

Director Qu coughed and continued his speech: "Have you all seen the house in the back?"

Fu Zizhan glanced back when he heard the words.

Very good, he was not blind, he actually saw it!

It seems that Director Qu is not blind, but it is really gratifying, everyone is healthy.

……

The little yin and yang that ignited after the teenager was tired, naturally no one knew.

Qu Jiancheng babbled according to his own rhythm: "This is the place where you will live for 21 days in the future, the room will be assigned by yourself,..."

He babbled a lot, but no one actually listened much, all senses were taken away by the empty stomach.

Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, Zhuang Qun couldn't wait to ask: "What about eating?"

Qu Jiancheng took it for granted, "Fix it yourself, you can't ask me to feed you!"

"..."

Even if it is not to shorten the life.

Waiting for the director Baba to enter the house, the house is a typical rural self-built house, and one of the obvious characteristics of the house built by the family is that it is big!

There are two upper and lower floors, the facilities are not too modern, and it has the simplicity of that kind of farmhouse.

It's just that everyone is not in the mood to visit at this time, they hurriedly put their luggage in the living room, and then slumped on the chairs. There is no sofa, so they just use some small wooden chairs for them to rest.

Jiang Kang put his luggage away and went straight to the kitchen, Fu Zizhan followed, there was no way, the world was the biggest meal.

Perhaps because of the first day, the program team was not too harsh. There are still a lot of ready-made vegetables and meat in the kitchen, but there are relatively few.

The ingredients are all there, just make it yourself!

Fu Zizhan glanced casually, feeling a little tired.

He began to miss his [-]-square-meter big bed and [-]-square-meter villa again. Naturally, the villa was equipped with a top chef, so he didn't have to do it himself.

Noisily followed behind Fu Zizhan, worked hard together for so long, what its host was thinking at this time, it was simply too clear.

Not three nor four pretending to be obedient, quiet as a chicken.

But there are always some other dogs who are not quiet, and their long lives are worthy of their nature. They start to make troubles as soon as they enter the kitchen. Jiang Kang has no choice but to open the suitcase and take out the dog food biscuits he prepared earlier.

It's just that some people eat it when they feed the dog.

The barrage is going to die of laughter.

【Hahahahahahahaha Jiang Kang is so hungry, he already ate dog food】

[It's natural that they didn't eat at noon, it's not me bragging, I can eat shit when I'm so hungry]

[The previous ones are unnecessary]

[Hahahahaha this brand of biscuits is delicious, don't ask me how I know]

[Coincidentally, I just happened to know, my dog ​​told me, it said it was very delicious]

【Let me see, which shit shovel is acting like a dog again】

Jiang Kang sat in the corner with his parents' biscuits to satisfy his hunger. One person and one dog were in harmony, feeling like a starving father and son soldiering on.

Then there was an extra pair of father and son next to him. Quan Junwu moved to Jiang Kang's side at some point, and he was not polite at all: "Is it delicious? Give us some too."

Jiang Kang simply put the whole bag in the middle, and the scene was very harmonious.

[One thing to say, I'm hungry. 】

【Are dog biscuits really so delicious?Exciting! 】

【good to eat! 】

[Excuse me, is this stuff meant to be eaten with dogs?What would you do without a dog? 】

[I'm going to die laughing at the barrage, is it because the other biscuits are not delicious?They all came up with the idea of ​​dog food, does Wang Xingren know about this? 】

The barrage has been unfolding around the dog food, and the further it goes, some people have even started arguing that so-and-so's dog food is not as good as so-and-so's dog food, which one is the best, this kind of subjective Judgmental stuff is often the most contentious.

But this is only in Jiang Kang’s live broadcast room. There are many live broadcast rooms for variety shows in the form of live broadcasts. There is an overall one, and there are also single-person ones. When everyone is separated, the single-person live broadcast room plays a role. After all, there are many fans They are all here just for their masters, maybe not all guests and fans like it.

At this time, the single-person live broadcast room perfectly meets the needs of fans.

Have a guest you don't like?

It doesn't matter, you can just look at your master.

—

Most of Jiang Kang's live broadcast room is his fans, and naturally there are many long-lived fans, but at this moment, the already crooked building is even more crooked.

[Fuck! ! !Have any of you watched the live broadcast of the amateur brother? 】

【? ? ? 】

[If you like him, go to his live broadcast room, come here to find a sense of existence! 】

【I went and came back on my knees! 】

[? ? ?what happened? ? 】

[I went too, my mother asked me why I was kneeling and looking at my phone]

[Why didn't anyone tell me what happened? 】

[Friends, I'll go find out first, and wait for my news! 】

……

At this time, the topic center of Jiang Kang's live broadcast room - Fu Zizhan is busy in the kitchen.

Bu San Bu Si squatted beside him silently.

Fu Zizhan had just finished cutting two potatoes, and picked up the third one.

Before getting started, he sighed imperceptibly, there is no way, there are too many people!There are more dishes than usual.

The round potatoes were lying on the cutting board, and the kitchen knife in the boy's hand turned in a circle.

The barrage densely began to brush.

[Is there a high-energy warning? ? ? 】

[Just arrived, may I ask what happened earlier? 】

[It's started, it's started!My husband is about to start acting again! 】

[Husband, be careful!I will feel bad when I get hurt]

[Is there a kind person who can tell me what happened before? 】

The unknown netizen just finished posting this, and the boy in the camera moved.

Everyone could only see that after falling together, the kitchen knife quickly left an afterimage. The speed seemed to be five times faster than the normal speed. Like it was cut by a machine.

Netizens who just entered the live broadcast:

【? ? ? 】

【! ! ! 】

【Excuse me, did I just watch some kind of stunt show? 】

[I just want to ask, does this knife work really exist? 】

[Fu Zizhan, right? My mother has fallen in love with you. She said that she is a good man who often works at home! 】

[Coincidentally, I also fell in love with it, Fu Zizhan, you find a way to marry me yourself! 】

[The previous one, don't just drink it, eat a little bit, it will hurt your liver and stomach! 】

……

During the heated discussion on the bullet screen, Fu Zizhan found that two figures quietly appeared at the door of the kitchen at some point, they were Kong Shuang and Zou Ruolin.

Girls are always more careful. When the other big men were too tired to grab biscuits from the dog, they had already thought of preparing dinner.

It's just that someone was one step ahead of them.

Kong Shuang's mouth was wide open. It was obvious that she had just admired it up close and was shocked.

Zou Ruolin had to calm down, "We were just talking about whether you would be in the kitchen, but I didn't expect you to be. Did you learn knife skills on purpose?" When you listen carefully, your tone is still a little unsteady.

Fu Zizhan put the potato shreds through the water, and said casually: "I didn't learn it on purpose."

If you cut too many monsters, it will kill you.

The ancients said: A cultivator with poor knife skills is not a good fast traveler.

dubious:"???"

"Which ancient man said that?"

Fu Zizhan: "Ninoktovsky Zizhan"

"..."

Kong Shuang seemed to have just recovered: "Then you are too good, I have never seen such a good knifeman in my life!"

Fu Zizhan gave Kong Shuang a very pretending and modest smile.

The dishes are almost ready to be cooked.

The voice here successfully attracted the attention of several other guests.

By the time Quan Junwu and the others entered the kitchen, the aroma of the dishes had already begun to spread everywhere. This is a fatal temptation for people who have been hungry for a day. cooking?"

With this scent, he felt that the dog biscuits he ate just now were chewing wax.

longevity:"???"

Did I let you eat my cookies?

What to do with such a master?Break down the house!

Fu Zizhan remained calm even if he was watched by the crowd, he had the demeanor of a master, and his tone was light: "I know a little bit."

Netizens: "???"

[Did I hear something wrong?Or maybe Fu Zizhan misunderstood something]

[This is a little bit better, probably because the bully said that I didn't pass the exam for a reason]

[The previous explanation is incisive! 】

[I saw it when I was in the original life. This little brother is definitely a five-star chef. Although he didn't take pictures of the whole process of his cooking, you can tell by the way Qi Haoyan eats.]

[Yanhuo came here uninvited, our goose is usually very elegant]

[Hahaha I went to look up the previous video of Qi Haoyan eating, he looks like a refugee]

[Yanhuo... give up struggling, Qi Haoyan's personal behavior has nothing to do with fans, fans are still very elegant! 】

[Ah, ah, ah, good-looking little brother who can cook, I can do it! ! ! 】

The actions of all the netizens were very quick. After a while, someone cut out the video of Fu Zi chopping vegetables so quickly that only afterimages remained, and also cut together the video of Qi Haoyan's face buried in the bowl in the original life before.

The title is very devilish, [The story that Qi Haoyan and that man have to tell is absolutely exciting! 】

A netizen who clicked in with curiosity: [? ? ? 】

The question marks all over the screen were then taken over by exclamation marks.

The most praised is: Is there really no acceleration?

Really won't cut it?

With more and more people discussing it, the title of "Fu Zi's Cutting Knife" gradually climbed up the hot search list.