I really just want to retire

Early the next morning, the guests who had been tossing all day were still sound asleep, and the energetic dog had already started to act.

The program group has been live broadcasting since dawn.

It seems that it is necessary to record the most real wake-up state of everyone. Even if everyone is not up at the moment, you can also record the state of the dogs. After all, they also stand on the last two characters of the program name. !

Not long after the live broadcast started, sparse bullet screens passed by.

【coming! 】

【no one? 】

[If you see me, it means you are not the first]

[I checked my eyes, they are all early risers! 】

【I'm different, hey I didn't sleep】

[Is the hair of the brother who didn't sleep okay? 】

[Are they still awake? 】

[Longevity is coming, I just saw Kong Xiaoxiao]

【It's very real, our family will always wake up first】

【Hahahahaha just came back from Fu Zizhan's place, still not awake yet】

【No Three No Four will always be different from other dogs】

……

The barrage has been bustling and floating for more than an hour.

Only a little noise came from the room of everyone.

Kong Shuang and Zou Ruolin got up first, and the girls needed more time to get dressed.

Fu Zizhan heard the movement, slowly opened his eyes, and then met a big dog's head.

"..."

The days when there were pig heads and dog heads later, I was a little depressed.

What about his [-]-square-meter bed, move it here quickly!

……

Of course, there is no big bed of 1.5 square meters, and this bed is not even [-] meters. Fu Zizhan resolutely pushed the dog's head away: "Go to sleep somewhere else!"

I have a small opinion: "I don't want to sleep in the kennel."

"The dog will sleep in the kennel!"

"I'm not a dog"

"You have to be a dog now."

"Then let me perform a disappearing technique", so that I don't have to take up space to sleep.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

This is bad luck for the system, and it will threaten him now.

Don't be afraid to meet the eyes of your own host if you don't know what to do!

Putting this scene into the live broadcast room, one person and one dog sat on the bed and stared at each other for nearly 2 minutes.

[If it weren't for the barrage still being swiped, I would have thought it was stuck]

[What kind of special communication method is this? 】

[Maybe in telepathy]

I have to say that some people can always discover the truth of things inadvertently.

After a naive confrontation, by the time Fu Zizhan went downstairs, everyone except Jiang Kang had already woken up.

Sitting on a chair in the house to discuss today's itinerary.

Breakfast is the product of the advertiser's father, so they don't have to worry about it, but lunch is difficult, and now there are no ingredients.

Quan Junwu made a concluding speech: "We can go to the field to have a look for a while, and then the two remaining people will kill the chicken at home."

Everyone agrees.

On the bullet screen, a mysterious wind began.

[When I think of their expressions for a while, I'm already looking forward to it]

[Hahahahaha must be very exciting]

【? ? ? 】

【Go out and have a look】

[I was stunned when I first arrived, did no one tell me what happened? 】

【The fruit on the tree, you and me under the tree】

Jiang Kangcai came late after the pleasant exchange in the morning. He was still on the stairs and started to ask: "Have you seen my parents' lives?"

Zhuang Qun pointed out: "It seems to be in the yard."

Jiang Kang looked out with a chicken coop on his head, really, he didn't know when he ran out, as long as he was still there.

Kong Shuang and Zou Ruolin, who got up first, had finished their breakfast and walked to the yard.

Fu Zizhan simply ate a little and then walked to the yard. Whether he should say it or not, the air in the countryside is really good. The first step in retiring is to get up in the morning and breathe the fresh air.

As soon as he stepped over the threshold, he saw two girls standing motionless in the corner of the yard. ? ? ?

Is there a unique way of practicing among girls?

Hearing the movement, Kong Shuang turned her head: "Our chicken is gone"?

At some point, Zhuang Qun who was standing next to Fu Zizhan was the first to say, "It's gone? Wasn't he still in the cage last night?"

Zou Ruolin was also puzzled: "As soon as Xiaoshuang and I came out, the cage collapsed and the chicken disappeared."

The movement in the yard successfully attracted the people and dogs who were still in the house.

Everyone flocked to the crime scene.

Jiang Kang pulled the cage: "Dao Qu stole it overnight, didn't he? Do you regret giving it to us?"

As soon as he finished speaking, laughter came from the staff, and Qu Jiancheng, who was sitting in the middle, turned dark.

On the barrage, netizens from God's perspective finally got the scene they wanted to see.

[Hahahahaha Qu Daofeng was murdered]

【No wonder Jiang Kang said that, because this really seems like something Qu Jiancheng can do! 】

[So where did the chicken go? 】

The guests in the yard also wanted to ask this question.

Fu Zizhan glanced at the fixed camera in the yard: "Look at the replay."

The cameras were not turned off at night, so the whole process of the incident must have been recorded.

[Friendly reminder: Please pour it two hours ago]

[Hahaha they can't see it!Hints are useless. 】

Finally, under the friendly reminder of the camera, the invisible people successfully rewound to two hours ago.

The gray sky had just dawned when the door was pulled open with a "creak", and a black and white figure came out vigorously from the inside, sniffing around in the yard.

Then it smelled next to the cage with the chickens.

The old hen might have sensed danger and cooed.

This successfully stimulated a certain mischievous dog, and it proved with practical actions that the demolition dog is not just for nothing. The old hen was chased and ran all over the yard. The process was so short that it didn't wake up everyone who was still sleeping.

Because there happened to be a crack in the fence of the courtyard wall, the panicked chickens got in, and the chicken-dog battle ended in about ten seconds.

Leaving a long life that can't get out, he yelled at the courtyard wall, as if saying: Don't run away!Let's fight another three hundred rounds!

The old hen left behind a figure that if he didn't run away, he would be a fool.

This is the end of the explanation of the idiom that the chicken and the dog are restless.

Everyone looked at Jiang Kang, Jiang Kang bowed his head in shame and speechless, looking at his dog who caused trouble.

At this time, Changshou was clinging to Ten Wan's side, with an innocent look that didn't know what happened, and it only thought about its daughter-in-law.

But its former one-day daughter-in-law is a little bit indifferent at the moment, and she is beside the nonsense that has nothing to do with her.

Ten thousand arched its bow-knotted body towards the nonchalant, and sniffed vigorously.

Understand the nonsense: "..."

It silently walked in the direction of its own host, help!A dog has spotted it!

Ten thousand followed closely behind, with an infatuated look on his face.

Fu Zizhan who witnessed everything: "..."

Give up, you won't get results, his hapless system is just an artificial intelligence with no emotions.

The love of different races will eventually become a mess of loose sand, and it will fall apart without the wind blowing.

The barrage is going crazy from laughing.

[Hahahahaha why are you so straight! 】

[Wuli ten thousand, be more reserved, you are a little princess! 】

[Hahahahaha don't want any daughter-in-law who is half-baked, you will regret it in the future]

[Is no one paying attention to the chicken? 】

[Hahahahaha long life is real, deserves no daughter-in-law, girls don't like naive boys]

[Whoever said it, I like it very much! 】

The topic on the bullet screen became more and more biased, Zhuang Qun held his family's ten thousand by his side with a look of hatred for iron and steel, and decently educated: "You are a girl, girls should be reserved, do you know that? "

Ten Wan said that he didn't want to talk about it and made Zhuang Qun's face saliva, and Zhuang Qun's old father's heart was broken.

Jiang Kang over there also pulled the erroneous Changshou to his side, knelt down/hugged the dog's head and asked, "Where's the chicken? Why do you want to pick up other people's chickens, do you know what's wrong?"

Changshou groaned arrogantly, what is a chicken?It doesn't know!

A chicken is a chicken, it is a dog, it has nothing to do with it!

……

Quan Junwu looked at the camera: "Can you see which direction the chicken is running to?"

The camera shakes its head.

Quan Junwu sighed, the program team didn't chase them when they started running, they probably waited for them here.

Qu Jiancheng gave a smug look at the right time.

Hmph, it's good that he didn't steal the chicken, and he even helped chase it, what was he thinking!

Your own chickens are responsible for themselves!

A group of people in the yard were in different moods, Fu Zizhan lowered his head and looked at each other nonchalantly.

Seconds to understand: "..."

"You are squeezing free labor!"

Fu Zizhan comforted the dog's head: "I believe in you! Go, look forward to your good news!"

The second day when he flung off the hand on top of his head, wanting to untie it!

It is impossible to unbind, it has no energy.

In the end, he obediently ran to find the chicken. What could he do? The host he bound had to walk down even on his knees.

The communication between a person and a dog next to him was actually inconspicuous, and they left in a nonchalant manner, and no guests noticed.

But sharp-eyed netizens noticed it right away, especially the viewers who were dedicated to the live broadcast of Fu Zizhan.

[Where are you going?Don't you want to go to **? 】

[Civilized you, me, him, talk about chicken but don't talk about it...]

[Hahahahaha dreaming back to the original life, who still remembers the scene of looking for pigs]

[Me, me, me, me!I was stunned at the time, my mother still said that this dog is too useful! 】

[I was the one who fell into this scene, so I just brought my own BGM, okay? 】

[I'm running far away, the camera hasten to catch up]

A photographer seemed to have sensed the suggestions of netizens, and quickly ran behind the dubious ones.

He turned around when he heard the movement, and met a dark camera.

"..."

It is so difficult, not only to work but also to perform.

The one who was forced to perform was nonsense, sniffing the ground decently, sniffing after walking a few steps, and doing a full set of acting.

While working and performing nonsense, finally half an hour later, with a chicken in his mouth, he pushed open the gate of the yard.

It happened to meet the people who were going to the field.

"!!!"

"No three no four, where did you find it?"

"Why didn't I find it just now?"

"I just said that I didn't see nonsense just now, why did you do such a big thing quietly?"

No Three No Four pretended not to hear anything, and it couldn't answer anyway, so it went straight to its host.

Fu Zizhan took the chicken that was still struggling, and patted the dog's head in praise: "Good job!"

The nonsense is very arrogant and runs away, of course it is not bad!

Fu Zizhan put the chicken out of the reach of the bear, and Zhuang Qun behind him pushed ten thousand, "Hurry up and find your future husband, and try to have some smart babies."

He also wants such a smart dog, this one is useless now, but future generations can still save it.

Fu Zizhan: "..."

Didn't you just let others be reserved?

And I'm afraid the baby won't have it, because his family doesn't have that function!