Pick up a president's bun

morning.

The rooster crowed for the second time, and Da Zhuang hadn't gotten up yet, which was really rare. One day, the industrious Da Zhuang didn't get up in a hurry just after the rooster crowed for the first time?Alas, there is no way, there is a lovely person lying in his arms, so Da Zhuang is not willing to let go, even though he woke up early, he just stays on the bed, leans over from time to time and pecks Xiao Man's cheek lightly, and then My heart was bubbling with beauty: This beautiful person is now my Tian Dazhuang's person!

Xiaoman is used to sleeping late and never wakes up. Da Zhuang is afraid that if he sleeps with him, Xiaoman won't be able to have breakfast right away when he wakes up. Wouldn't Xiaoman be hungry?In the end, he became ruthless, removed Xiao Man's hands and feet from his body, Da Zhuang got up lightly, and left the nostalgic tender land.

After brushing his teeth and washing his face, Da Zhuang stretched his body comfortably in the yard where the morning light was just emerging, feeling full of energy.

Da Zhuang first waved the broom to sweep the front yard and back yard, including the chicken coop, duck shed and pigsty, and put all the things in order. Da Zhuang was satisfied when everything was neat and tidy. I snapped my fingers and thought, Xiaoman can get up now, maybe he has to walk around, sometimes he wants to bask in the sun in the yard, he must clean up so that he can see it well, besides, it will not be messy It would be a catastrophe if Xiaoman tripped over the things put in it.

Sweeping the floor, feeding chickens, ducks, piglets, etc., especially seeing that the piglets in the pigsty have gained a hundred catties, and now they are arching their long beaks in the trough After eating happily, Da Zhuang's mind immediately showed that the big fat pig will grow up in two or three months, and then it will be replaced by red banknotes, and the little life with Xiao Man will be more and more prosperous, and he can't help but feel more comfortable .

After finishing these tasks, the sky is almost bright, and the sun shines through the sparse tree trunks in the yard and shines on the clean ground. Tian Dazhuang put away the tools in his hand, washed his hands, and then I went to the firewood room to pick some firewood, carried it into the stove and filled it into the hearth.Then, he found a glass jar containing cornmeal in a cabinet, poured out half a bowl of cornmeal, beat an egg, closed the water, kneaded it a few times, and put it aside to wake up the noodles.

Taking advantage of the 10 minutes of waking up, Tian Dazhuang built a fire, poured cold water into a large pot and boiled it, then found a small iron pot, grabbed a handful of rice from the rice pot, and washed it in the pot After washing it, I added cold water according to the ratio of water and rice, covered it, and finally put the small porridge pot on a hole connected to the hearth on the stove.

Soon you can see the red flames rising, and the greedy little mouth is licking the bottom of the small jar.

Tian Dazhuang didn't care about it, he had already woken up after seeing him, so he took out a bamboo steamer and washed it, put a piece of clean gauze on it, took the dough at the same time, and quickly rolled it to save the pimples, with a big palm Turn around, they form round triangles one by one, and the other hand is not idle. With a thumb poke, a hole is opened in the triangle, and it becomes a standard nest shape and placed on the gauze.

At this time, the water in the big pot on the stove was boiling, Tian Dazhuang put a steamer with more than twenty steamed buns on the pot, and started to steam the steamed buns. At the same time, the porridge in the small iron pot was also boiling. The lid creaked, and Tian Dazhuang hurriedly removed the lid to prevent the rice porridge from boiling.

Because the firewood in the hearth is relatively large, Tian Dazhuang doesn't need to be on the side of the road to add firewood all the time, so he frees up his hand to take a piece of bacon from the hook beside the stove, cuts a small piece and hangs it back, and then Chop the bacon into cubes, grab a handful of dry peas and mix them together, and mix them into a small porridge pot. The porridge cooked in this way has meat and vegetables, which is both delicious and nutritious.

Because the general peasants have to work when they get up early, they usually eat steamed buns, steamed buns or noodles for breakfast. I can't digest it, so I especially like to drink porridge.Tian Dazhuang drank porridge with him for a few days, but Da Zhuang had to work everywhere, and he didn't have any dry goods in his stomach to support him. He was often so hungry that his eyes stared at him before noon, and his stomach was rumbling. After struggling for a few days, I came up with this coup: Open a hole in the stove and draw the fire over so that you can steam steamed buns and cook porridge at the same time without burning fire.

After half an hour of steaming the steamed buns, it was ready, and the rice porridge also had a strong aroma. Tian Dazhuang took the pot away from the fire, put a little hairy salt and green onion to taste, and swiped the porridge in the pot with an iron spoon. The thickness is moderate, and Da Zhuang is very satisfied.After the hot minced meat and pea porridge gradually cooled down, thinking that it would not burn Xiao Man's mouth, Da Zhuang found a clean orchid porcelain bowl, scooped up half of it, and finally put some pre-cut shredded pickles on it to make Served with congee and side dishes.

When Da Zhuang finished his work and went in with a bowl, Xiao Man had already woken up and sat up on the bed with his arms. Dazed, with a lazy look of not fully waking up.

Da Zhuang put the bowl on the table, hurried over to support him, and said, "Why did you get up by yourself? The wound hasn't fully healed yet. If you want to get up, get up slowly. Wait until I come to help you."

Only then did Xiao Man gradually lose his breath, and lazily said: "Okay, help me, Xiao Yingzi. I haven't stood up for a long time, and my legs are weak."

Da Zhuang said puzzledly: "What Xiaoyingzi? Who are you calling, or are you calling people's names indiscriminately?" It couldn't be the name of an old lover, Da Zhuang suddenly thought of this possibility, and immediately clenched his hands in jealousy. fist.

Xiao Man suppressed a smile and said, "It's Li Lianying, the little hero who served the Empress Dowager Cixi, isn't it like you are now, bent over and busy helping people to and fro, helping people in and out?"

Da Zhuang said angrily: "Well, you Xiaoman! I came to help you kindly, lest you hurt, but you are so lucky to compare me to an eunuch? Didn't you touch it with your hands last night and rub it twice? So what about the big guy, can you still call me a eunuch?"

"Hush" Xiaoman said with a narrow smile on his face, "Come on, come on, I'm just kidding you, early in the morning, don't talk nonsense about the things under the quilt. How vulgar, let's say something positive Upward."

Da Zhuang shut his mouth angrily, compared to playing lip service, ten Da Zhuang are no match for Xiao Man.

However, Xiao Man, who is naughty, looks at Da Zhuang and keeps quiet, but wants to tease him, like playing with him. He really only allows state officials to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light lamps. First, Da Zhuang is not allowed to talk about the three vulgar things in the bed. In the end, he said even more outrageously: "I didn't do anything, I just used my hands anyway, and you, you even drank a mouthful last night, and now you talk about it, you don't feel salty in your mouth taste?"

Da Zhuang was stunned for a moment, and when he woke up, he was still a little ashamed. This Xiao Man, hey, it’s really... Talking about everything, flirting with your man...

However, when he saw Xiaoman smiling at him with crooked eyebrows and a strange look on his face, Da Zhuang was no longer annoyed, but his heart was soft and hot, which was comparable to the minced meat porridge in Xiaoman's bowl up.

Da Zhuang patted Xiao Man on the head, and said dotingly: "Your mouth...you can really win people over. Fortunately, I have a good temper and am not in a hurry with you."

Xiaoman raised his eyebrows and said, "I don't have a good temper."

Da Zhuang said: "I knew it a long time ago. I guessed it when I saw the time you were in a hurry with the doctor. It's okay, I will let you in the future."

Xiaoman said: "It's not enough for you to let me go. Hey, Da Zhuang, speaking of it, you have a good temper, so will you quarrel with others, or do you fight?"

Da Zhuang shook his head and said, "Very rarely. If you encounter someone who is unreasonable, just walk away a little bit and forget about it. Don't bother arguing with others."

Xiao Man looked at Da Zhuang, raised the corners of his mouth and smiled mischievously: "Then you have to change it. As for your good temper, just stay at home and let me enjoy it alone. You don't have to be good-tempered to outsiders."

Da Zhuang wondered, "What are you talking about? You want me to fight with people often?"

Xiaoman nodded and said, "Yes, because I'm the kind of person who can't stand it. So, when I fight with someone, don't you just stand by and watch, and don't come to help?"

Da Zhuang put down the cornbread he was gnawing, looked at Xiao Man suspiciously, and said, "With your thin and thin body, you still often fight with others? Hey, I don't think you are so gentle, you don't look like that at all." .”

The corners of Xiaoman's lips curled up, and he said: "It's not just about fighting, it can also be about fighting. Besides, I've already said that I have a bad temper. It's only for you that I...hey, just say you can't help me." Help."

Da Zhuang said without hesitation: "Then I have to help. How can I still watch others beat you? Hey, come on, don't fight with others in the future. Let me do this kind of rough work. Who cares?" If you mess with you, just tell me, and make him regret it. If you dare to mess with my Xiaoman, you will die."

Xiaoman said with satisfaction: "That's right, children can be taught, haha."

After breakfast, Da Zhuang searched for things all over the house, and Xiao Man said puzzledly, "What are you looking for? Tell me, and I will help you find it together."

Da Zhuang flipped through the drawers and said, "Forget it, where can you find the things I put? You lie on the bed and watch your TV. I am looking for the business card of the master who drove us home to pick up the car last time. Tomorrow So that he can drive to pick you up for a physical examination at the hospital. Hey, I clearly remember that I put it in this drawer, why can’t I find it? This is true, I can’t find it when I want to look for it, but I often come out when I don’t want to look for it the human eye."

Xiaoman said indifferently: "It's fine if you can't find it. It costs 100 yuan to rent a car. I'm much better now, so I'll catch the bus with you and save money."

Da Zhuang hurriedly said: "Where is there any bus here? There are only broken minibuses running in the countryside. People and chickens, ducks and goods are crowded together, don't squeeze you, the smell is bad, and it is very bumpy, yes Your bones are not good either. It's better to take a small car."

Xiaoman shrugged and said, "It's okay, once in a while it's not a big problem, if you really feel uncomfortable, let's get out of the car, besides, you can't find the driver's phone number?"

Da Zhuang thought for a while and said: "Forget it, I will ask others if they know when I go out to work. Oh, Xiao Man, I have to leave quickly. There are a lot of things to do today, so I can come back to you at noon." Cook."

Xiaoman said considerately: "Don't worry, I can stand up by myself now, I can walk a few steps, and I can make hot food by myself. Don't worry, just take care of your own affairs first."

Da Zhuang agreed to go out, and when he came back at noon, he told Xiao Man excitedly that the car was connected, but it was not the car of the wild car master, but the agricultural car of Zhang Erniu from Xinghua Village. It's spacious, and it's much more comfortable to sit in than a minibus. Erniu just happens to deliver goods to the town every day, so I asked him to come over and take us two, and it didn't cost any money!

Zhang Erniu?Xiaoman smacked the name in his heart, thinking it sounded familiar, as if he had heard it mentioned somewhere.

Da Zhuang enthusiastically explained: "Erniu, that's the man. Seriously, he saved you. When I first found you, you were unconscious, and I went to the hospital with you behind my back." It happened to be Erniu driving by on the highway, and he helped to take you to the hospital. The township hospital didn’t accept you, and you were sent to the township hospital. If it wasn’t for him, if it was late, it might not be as good as it is now! Speaking of which, when should I treat him to a meal, thank you."

Xiaoman was relieved, it turned out that this person was also an enthusiastic person who helped him, so he had to thank him very much.

The next day, Zhang Erniu came driving a farm vehicle. Tian Dazhuang didn't like him very much before because of his disgusting manner, but now he let him in enthusiastically, saying: "Hey, Erniu is here? Have you had breakfast? If you haven't eaten, why don't you just eat some at my house?"

Da Zhuang was speaking politely, but Er Niu nodded his head, showing an innocent smile like a [-]-year-old girl on his face, and said: "I really haven't eaten. Then just eat something casually. I have heard that Da Zhuang Zhuang, your cooking skills are good, but I don’t have such a good fortune, and I have never tasted it once.”

As he said that, Er Niu still pretended to pat Da Zhuang on the shoulder coquettishly, but Da Zhuang quickly dodged to the side, dodging his hand, and smiled wryly in his heart: This man is really disgusting.

Da Zhuang had no choice but to search in the kitchen, found half a bowl of porridge with fish fillets that Xiaoman hadn't finished eating, and a few corn buns, and took them to Er Niu, and said apologetically, "That's all there is to it. It’s enough. I’m in a hurry to go to the hospital today, and I don’t have time to make you another fresh one. I’ll definitely treat you to a good meal some other day.”

Er Niu readily agreed, and said with a smile: "Then I will write this down. Hey, I have actually been to your village several times, but I haven't found you every time. Why are you so busy? "

As he said that, Erniu's eyes flashed a glint of haze, he lowered his head, and said, "Are you still taking care of that injured person? Hey, I said, Da Zhuang, you are too honest. I don't know anyone else. It’s just a person who is not a good person, do you have to pick it up and give it to your parents to serve you? Doesn’t it take a lot of energy and electricity? When the injury is healed, he will pat his ass and leave. At most, he will send you a pennant and a thank you letter. , what do you mean?"

Da Zhuang didn't bother to explain to him, seeing that he was eating absent-mindedly and only caring about these unpleasant words, he said: "Er Niu, you eat first, I will clean up, just in case there is a gap in your car, I will Take the dozen or so bastards you caught and sell them in the town."

Er Niu still wanted to chat with him, but saw that his tall body had already turned away, so he could only say sadly: "This man is... so obedient that he can't understand! Why did I fall in love with him! "

Erniu can be regarded as an outlier in these ten miles and eight villages, the kind of "two chairs" who like men who are openly and secretly ridiculed by the villagers.Erniu's parents beat and scolded and also shut down Xiaoheiwu, and seeing that the son couldn't change it, they didn't care about it. They just let out the words, and when they were 25 years old, should they marry a wife? I have to marry a wife.But, having said that, how can a girl who knows the truth be willing to marry such a widow? Find a man who can do it all the way, and shut up his parents and those who gossip behind his back. Who said that men and men can't have a good life together!

Er Niuxiang looks big and strong, and thinks he is tall, handsome, hard-working, willing to use his brain to study, and can handle any job. He is a good hand in life in this village. Parents died again at home, and there was no nagging and restraint, so it was even more comfortable.

Er Niuman has made a plan in his heart. When the time comes, he will live with Da Zhuang's house. He can bring tens of thousands of savings, which will be regarded as a "dowry". The cost of 6 to [-] yuan is simply a huge temptation.

However, Da Zhuang was stunned as if he couldn't understand human words. Erniu didn't usually see him very often, and whenever he saw him, he would take the opportunity to show off his advantage and show him favor in various ways, but every time Da Zhuang It's like half of the left ear goes in and the right ear goes out, and they turn around and leave without saying anything, which makes Er Niu so angry, and has nothing to do with him, after all, they are all men, and if they don't express their views, Er Niu is not easy to rush to People beg for shelter and marriage.

At first, Er Niu wondered if Da Zhuang was still thinking about marrying a wife, and he couldn't help but feel a little bit disappointed. He worked so hard to save tens of thousands of family assets, but he still couldn't beat the little daughter-in-law's natural hole!And the little daughter-in-law's belly that can sow and produce, what a ****!

However, getting married and having children is the pursuit of every normal man, and Erniu didn't say much, but now, when he heard that Da Zhuang had been raising the beautiful boy he picked up that day, and brought him from the hospital to his home, he was so precious It seemed that he was afraid that bumping and bumping would make the young man uncomfortable, and Er Niu's eyes were sore when he saw it, and his heart became more and more uncomfortable.

Er Niu thought to himself, doesn't Da Zhuang like women, and he keeps saying that he wants to marry a wife and have children?How come that beautiful young man changed everything when he met that day?It can be seen that Da Zhuang is not completely unacceptable to live with men?How can there be such a big difference between people?What's the matter?That young man is the cloud in the sky, and I am the mangy dog ​​on the ground?I still can't accept this tone!

Just when Er Niu was gearing up to compete with the young man picked up by Da Zhuang, Da Zhuang had already packed up the odds and ends, such as Xiaoman's medical records and X-rays taken when he was discharged from the hospital, etc. In the backpack, the wild bums that I want to take to the restaurants in the town for sale are tied up with straw ropes and put into a large plastic bucket that originally contained chemical fertilizers.

Seeing that everything was ready, Da Zhuang rushed to the back room to help Xiao Man out, and then he greeted Er Niu and said, "Er Niu, are you done eating? Oops, the reception was not good this time, next time you come, I will get some Roasted wild game for you. By the way, let me introduce you, this is Xiaoman, you saw it last time, but unfortunately Xiaoman was in a coma and didn't see you."

Xiaoman smiled at Erniu, and said heartily: "Hello, Erniu, thank you for helping me last time. I will invite you to drink with Da Zhuang some other day. Thank you. But now I am hurt and cannot drink. , see later."

The last time Erniu saw Xiaoman, he was a handsome man who could compete with a movie star, but after all, he looked pale and haggard because of his serious injury, and he kept his eyes closed, so he didn't pay much attention. , Xiaoman's beautiful face became more and more attractive because of his well-maintained complexion, which made Er Niu stare dumbfounded. After a long time, Er Niu finally replied, "Hello."

Er Niu completely stopped thinking now, Xiao Man is so beautiful, it's no wonder Da Zhuang is tempted!Nima, not to mention Da Zhuang, a young and energetic young man, even nuns and monks can't hold back when they see this kind of thing, and they will automatically return to vulgarity!Da Zhuang is really lucky to pick up such a stunner!

Er Niu's hatred of Xiao Man turned into dissatisfaction with Da Zhuang. He thought to himself, why would he be able to pick up such a stunner all at once? , why didn't you have any luck to pick up a tall and strong man and take him home to live?

Er Niu couldn't help but want to destroy Da Zhuang's beautiful things, he didn't want to do anything else, he just wanted to vent his anger, thinking to himself, I have no ability to handle a man, even if you are Da Zhuang!Look at this Xiaoman who looks so innocent and innocent, and when Da Zhuang goes to the hospital to pay bills or something, he will give Xiaoman some bad words and put eye drops on him later, and if he scares and scares him, he may scare people away That's why Da Zhuang spent money and thought, but in the end it was "a waste of time to fetch water from a bamboo basket"!

At the moment, the three of them got into the car, Er Niu sat in the cab by himself, Da Zhuang and Xiao Man sat next to each other in the passenger seat, Xiao Man didn't like to be next to strangers, so he sat next to the car window, So Da Zhuang sat in the middle.

Da Zhuang stretched out an arm carefully, wrapping around Xiao Man's waist.

Xiao Man glanced sideways at Da Zhuang, then cast his eyes on Er Niu again, meaning "There are outsiders watching, don't be too intimate and make them think about it!"

Da Zhuang had no choice but to withdraw his arm and sit upright.

Er Niu watched coldly, trying to figure out the interaction between them. The more he watched, the more he felt that his guess was not seven or eight, but four or five. The two had an affair!However, judging by the way Xiaoman is still injured, it is estimated that the two of them should have never slept.

Er Niu gradually had an idea.