Pick up a president's bun

Da Zhuang was so frightened that his soul would fly, he was stunned, and said incoherently: "Ah?! Oh... that... I..."

Xiaoman laughed softly, and said teasingly: "You can't help me clean my mouth, are you? I remember you brought a cup and a basin to supervise me brushing my teeth before going to bed."

Da Zhuang: "This is not... that is not... actually..."

He hesitated no longer, so Da Zhuang said, "I want to talk to you about friends! Xiao Man, that... I like you!"

Xiaoman laughed wildly in his heart, but tried his best not to bring any emotion in his voice, and said lightly and reservedly: "So?...Actually, I'm not sure...but if you insist, it's not impossible, after all I really can't repay you for your kindness to me..."

"No, no, kindness and not kindness are two different things. If you feel reluctant, let it go. I don't have to insist..."

Because there was no light in the room and it was pitch black, Da Zhuang couldn't see the expression on Xiao Man's face, but hearing his voice so indifferent, the courage he finally summoned disappeared like a popped balloon.

Da Zhuang laughed at himself in a low voice and said, "Yes, I'm just a farmer. If I can't climb up to you, forget it. Just listen to my sleep." His nose was sore, as if he had been punched in the face.

Xiao Man grabbed the clothes on Da Zhuang's chest, gritted his teeth and said, "Then I'll call you a white kiss today?"

Da Zhuang was stunned, what do you mean, just kissed twice, and you still want me to be responsible?Then they discussed and asked: "Then what should I do? I've already kissed you, why don't you let me come back? Can't you? If not, I'll go to the market to buy a pig's mouth later, and eat it?"

How about making up for it, do I really want to treat me like I was raped by a pig?Xiaoman saw that this guy was not enlightened, so he had no choice but to point it out, but his attitude and tone were quite arrogant: "I can actually think about that request you made, but it depends on your performance. Given your performance so far If everything is still so-so, I will reluctantly agree to you, then... let's try first."

Eh... what do you mean?Although Da Zhuang didn't react immediately, his brain was running at high speed following Xiao Man's veiled and concealed words: try?What are you trying?Trying to make friends?Fuck Xiaoman, did you promise me?Isn't this just the turning point that is often said in the book, the willows are dark and the flowers are bright?I didn't expect Tian Dazhuang to have such a good time!

Da Zhuang realized what it meant, he couldn't help grinning, and said ecstatically, "You agreed? You promised to... talk to me as friends? We are boyfriend and girlfriend, no, boy boyfriend?... Hehehe... Xiaoman, you are really kind."

Xiao Man couldn't help laughing out loud, and said, "Look at how stupid you are!"

Da Zhuang laughed for a while, and said: "It's so dark, and you can't see me, how do you know I'm stupid? Come on, turn on the light and show you how stupid I am, and I'm not stupid at all, okay?" "

Xiao Man hastily pulled his arm, trying to stop him: "What are you doing? Why are you so crazy at night?"

Da Zhuang said: "Actually, I want to see you, Xiao Man, you are so good-looking, every time I see you, I get so flustered that I want to hold the kitchen knife backwards, and almost cut off my finger, never I didn't even dare to look at you carefully. Hehehe, since you promised to be friends with me, let me take a good look at you."

Looking at beauties under the lamp, naturally the more beautiful they look, not to mention the fact that Xiaoman's face is flushed by Da Zhuang's straightforward and enthusiastic actions, making her look more springy, extremely beautiful and beautiful, Da Zhuang is so happy to see Grinning, he said with a happy smile: "I really picked up the treasure!"

Even though Xiaoman has such a good psychological quality and was praised so enthusiastically, he felt embarrassed and said, "Turn off the light, turn off the light, it's so bright, it hurts your eyes."

Da Zhuang always liked to listen to Xiao Man's words, and now he is more obedient. Although he can't see Xiao Man's pretty appearance enough, he still happily obeyed, and the two turned off the lights and lay down again.

Now that the status has been settled, Da Zhuang hugged Xiao Man in his arms as a matter of course, kissed him twice on the cheek contentedly, and said sincerely: "Xiao Man, I'm so happy. I really like you."

Xiao Man snorted and said, "You just fell in love with me now? Hmph, many people fall in love with me at first sight."

Da Zhuang believes in this very much. With Xiao Man's handsome appearance, which is exactly the same as the person in the painting, everyone must love flowers when they see flowers blooming. I don't know how provocative it is, which made him jealous all of a sudden, and then his face sank. , Said: "There will be no one else in the future, only me."

Xiao Man saw that he had entered the role so quickly and claimed to be a prospective boyfriend, she was overjoyed, but curled her lips and said, "Tch, I only promised to try it with you, I haven't said yes yet."

Da Zhuang was so anxious that the muscles in his neck tensed up, and he said, "Then when can we say yes? Don't play tricks on me, you can't go back on what you promised!"

Xiaoman knew that Da Zhuang was a bit of a slob, so he stopped teasing him, and said frankly: "Da Zhuang, I am actually worried about you. You have always told me that you are the only child in your family, and you want to marry a wife, and you want to give it to me. Your Laotian family has inherited the family line, and your parents are watching you in the sky. If you are happy with me, won’t you be sorry for your parents? Also, the atmosphere in your village is not very civilized, you can bear others Pointing at you behind your back, scolding you for being unfilial, mocking you as a pervert who likes men?"

Da Zhuang thought for a while, and said: "My mother loves me, and I beg her to be soft-hearted. My father values ​​this incense more, and he will be unhappy if he thinks about it. However, he must not have gone to that world just to make him alone. The people are happy, but they want to make us live a miserable life? Besides, when my father was alive, he hoped that I would carry on the family line. Is it an old feudal thought? We Chinese were all one family 500 years ago, but now we have a population of more than one billion Well, it wouldn’t be so bad without me to carry on the family. My father died and went to that world to be a god. The gods have a high level of ideological consciousness, otherwise they wouldn’t be able to be a god. Then, my father might be I changed my mind. I don’t insist on passing on the family line. Maybe I’m also happy that I’ve made selfless contributions to the country’s family planning. I made the two gentlemen exterminate all of a sudden. As for the people in the village, they can say whatever they want. Say it, it has nothing to do with me, they are not me, I don't care what they say."

Xiao Man couldn't help secretly laughing in his heart, thinking, Da Zhuang is a real person, seeing him struggled for so many days before, he thought it would be difficult for him to get over this hurdle, but in the end, at this moment, he said he wanted to I just want to open it. It's really a man with courage and responsibility.I knew it would be like this, well, it's worth all my crazy thoughts.

As soon as Xiao Man was happy, he rewarded Da Zhuang and twisted the "grass rope" for him.Da Zhuang was so happy this time, enjoying the service of Xiao Man's silky hands on the bottom, and kissing Xiao Man's pretty face and sweet mouth on the top, he was so beautiful from body to heart.

After having a good time, Da Zhuang suddenly realized a problem, Xiaoman was serving me all the time, how could I enjoy it with peace of mind, but not give back to Xiaoman?How can a person be so selfish?You know, Xiaoman is also a man, men have needs, don't they?

Action is worse than heartbeat, Da Zhuang stretched out his big palm, and grabbed Xiao Man's bottom, Xiao Man jumped up in shock, and almost shouted: "What are you doing!"

Da Zhuang groaned and said, "I too...help you. I can't just ask you to do coolies alone, but I also have to make you happy."

Xiaoman opened his hand dumbfounded, and said, "No, no, thank you for your kindness. However, I'm still a sick person. For the time being, it's better to take care of my body and keep my heart free."

Da Zhuang said disapprovingly: "It is necessary to nourish the body, but, man, it is time to use a cannon to extinguish the fire. Holding it for a long time will not be good for the body."

Xiaoman had no choice but to say: "Come on, come on, I won't let you do it, you think I'm Dongfang Bubai. Actually, I'm afraid that your big hands are so rough, don't hurt me."

Da Zhuang thinks about it too, Xiao Man is extremely slippery from his face to his body, he helped him pee a few times in that place before, I remember that even his hair was shaved at that time, and the feel was as slippery as silk. I don't know if the hair is fully grown now.If I rub it with my big and thick hands, if I accidentally use too much force, the thick calluses on my hands will be scratched to Xiaoman like a scraper, and it will be bad like silk being spun.

Da Zhuang said: "Then forget it, it's just that I am comfortable alone, but you...how can I feel sorry for this..."

Xiao Man was eager to get away, and said, "Okay, okay, what kind of politeness is this kind of thing..."

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Da Zhuang's mind, and he had a wonderful new idea.

"I use my mouth, I can't make you uncomfortable, can I?"

The words that Da Zhuang blurted out startled Xiao Man, thinking: No way, this guy Da Zhuang was not enlightened like a elm-headed guy before, but when he opened his mind, it was like a martial arts practitioner being opened up The same as Ren Du's two veins, he actually jumped three times and four times in a row. He was so ashamed at the first glance that he was about to hold the knife backwards, but he was directly promoted to such a difficult move as volunteering to do oral work for himself?

However, Xiao Man is still worried that Da Zhuang will not be so quick to accept this kind of thing between men psychologically for the time being. Just kidding, Da Zhuang was equivalent to a straight man before. He brought it up on his own initiative, and it was because he had no actual experience. If he really put it in his mouth, he would feel uncomfortable or frightened him. Wouldn't it be a desire to get closer, but it backfired, or he was slow? Come on slowly, Xiaoman quickly declined and said: "Hey, no need, no need, in fact, I really don't really want to..."

"We're already in such a relationship, why are you being polite? Are you still dating me?" Da Zhuang is an honest person, he can make a hole in the ground by spitting, how can words not count?

Xiaoman was still dodging, Da Zhuang pulled his pants without saying a word, he wanted to grab a handful first to try the feel, but thinking that Xiaoman thinks his hands are thick, he stopped trying and swallowed it directly.

"Uh..." Suddenly being contained in Da Zhuang's warm and moist mouth, Xiao Man, who had not been relieved after the injury, couldn't control himself, and Xiao Man spontaneously fell into Da Zhuang's mouth as if consciously. Jump by jump.

Xiao Man was still very worried, afraid that Da Zhuang would not be able to adapt, he held his hair and said softly: "Don't do this, Da Zhuang, spit it out..." Xiao Man half pushed and half refused, but in fact he didn't have any strength at all. It's so cool to use it, how can you really be willing to use it?

It was the first time for Da Zhuang to do this for a man. Licking this thing for a man was a self-willed and degrading act that Da Zhuang couldn't even think of before, but when it was put on Xiao Man, Da Zhuang was willing to do so.That's right, Xiaoman is delicate and expensive, so he naturally deserves the best treatment. Da Zhuang tightened his cheek muscles, holding Xiaoman, who had already blossomed to a great extent, and clumsily swallowed.