Pick up a president's bun

The three of them hardly talked in the car, Xiao Man was because of his aloof personality, he hardly liked to talk to strangers, Da Zhuang was a little bit different, talking and laughing with Xiao Man, and other friends who got along well He can handle a few words when he is an acquaintance, but he has nothing to say to Erniu, and he is also tabooed that he is a "second chair", afraid that Xiaoman will be unhappy, so he also looks out the window, almost speechless all the way.Er Niu is a talkative, laughing and quarrelsome person, but at the moment, he has a bad stomach and is driving a car, so he doesn't have too much free time, so he drove silently all the way to the town hospital.Others are especially good, Xiaoman is sensitive, sensed that the atmosphere was not right, glanced sideways at Er Niu and Da Zhuang, and pondered in his heart.

When they arrived at the hospital, Erniu put the two of them at the entrance of the hospital because they had to unload the goods. He went to unload the goods first, and made an appointment to pick them up later.Da Zhuang breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Er Niu left, and then started to work, registering, accompanying the waiting number for consultation, paying fees, doing examinations... etc., because the results of the examination would not be available until the afternoon, Da Zhuang took Take Xiaoman to eat at the restaurant in the town, and sell the bastards he brought along the way.

The restaurant bought five big ones, and the rest of the smaller ones didn't look very good. They don't want them in restaurants, so the big ones can only be sold in the market outside.

Just when Er Niu came back from unloading, Da Zhuang hurriedly ordered a few more dishes and ate with him for a while, Da Zhuang said: "Er Niu, you and Xiao Man eat slowly, I will go out and sell these bastards. Be back in an hour at the most."

Er Niu was thinking of talking to Xiao Man alone so that he could slander him, and when he heard this, he was in the middle of his heart, and hurriedly said, "Just go and do your work."

Da Zhuang looked at Xiaoman with tender attachment in his eyes, and told Xiaoman like a child: "Then I will come when I go. You eat slowly, take a rest after eating, don't rush to drink water, yes I have a bad stomach."

Xiao Man lazily said: "Understood, Xiao Yingzi."

Hey, I'm making fun of my man again! Just make fun of me, and keep talking about that dead eunuch!Da Zhuang looked at Xiao Man dumbfounded, full of helplessness, because Er Niu was present, and it was not easy to talk back, otherwise it would be seen as flirting, Da Zhuang had no choice but to stomp his feet and leave.

Seeing the opportunity came, Er Niu leaned in front of Xiao Man and said, "Xiao Man, are you still losing your memory? Can't remember anything from the past?"

Xiaoman looked at him calmly, shook his head, and said: "No. But it's okay, this is the way of amnesia, at that point, when it's time to remember, you will remember."

"But," Er Niu looked at Xiaoman with a pitiful expression on his face, and said, "I'm afraid that when you think about it, you have already been deceived, and you will never go back to the past."

In fact, Xiaoman has already noticed the abnormality of Erniu. Although Erniu is deliberately concealing and restraining his own nature, but seeing him twist his crotch involuntarily when walking after getting off the car, and occasionally With raised orchid fingers, and a coquettish expression that always squints and smiles when talking to men, Xiaoman has already labeled him: I didn't expect that there would be such obvious feelings in this seemingly backward and blinded countryside!Still a coquettish, hungry and thirsty!It can be seen that the spring breeze of reform and opening up has really blown every inch of land in China, at least on Erniu, it shows that the countryside and the city are in line!

Xiaoman thought Erniu's name was slightly familiar before, but now he finally thinks of it: Isn't this the village version of "Xiaofang" mentioned by the axe who often flirts with Da Zhuang?He must like Da Zhuang, right?But pretending to be out of line, what do you want to do in front of me at the moment, imitating the bosom elder sister clumsily?

Xiaoman raised his eyes to look at the door of the simple and simple box in the restaurant, guessing that it would be too early for Da Zhuang to come back, so he made a decision in his heart, he hadn't played with anyone for a long time, since someone insisted on hitting the muzzle of a gun, let's play chant.Anyway, "Beating a child on a rainy day means being idle when you are idle."

Xiaoman deliberately pretended not to understand, raised his eyebrows in surprise, and said, "I have nothing now, so what can I be deceived by? Besides, who would deceive me? I am here, and I have no contact with anyone else. strong……"

Er Niu looked at Xiao Man with a slight smile, and said, "You think a big and strong man is good, so it's impossible for you to be mean to you, right? But, how long have you known him? You know people, you know faces, but you don't know your heart!"

Xiao Man's eyes widened, and he put on an innocent and pitiful expression like a little white rabbit, and said, "No way, Da Zhuang is really kind-hearted, he..."

Er Niu turned his head to look at the door, lowered his voice, and said, "Come on. Think about it, you and Da Zhuang are not related, and he picked you up. How can ordinary people do it with so much money and energy? If you do a good deed, let you go to the hospital gate and report to the police, that's about it. He, in fact, has other plans for you, but he has hidden it deeply. "

Xiaoman pretended to be ignorant, and said, "What is he hiding? Is there anything he wants on me?"

Er Niu stared at Xiao Man with jealousy in his eyes, and said, "Why don't you understand? You are so beautiful, Da Zhuang has already had a crush on you!"

Xiaoman knocked over a teacup in a "panic" and said, "No way? I'm a man!"

Er Niu said convincingly: "You still don't believe it? Let me tell you the truth, Da Zhuang picked you up, it's actually... his family has this tradition! You don't know, Da Zhuang's mother is his father He picked it up, his father picked it up, he didn't spend a penny, he got a big beautiful woman to warm the bed, he picked one up and gave one away, and gave birth to a son, although many people said that Da Zhuang was not born by his father... ..."

Thinking that the words were wrong, Er Niu hurriedly turned back to the topic and said: "Although you are a man, you are so good-looking, Da Zhuang must be attracted by sex, and men and women are not taboo! Besides, there are also men behind you. Long hole, you can still stab it, but it will be very painful and miserable. It is said that some of them were stabbed with blood and almost died. Look at Da Zhuang's embryo, how can you bear it? It's better to hurry to find your family members, don't be deceived by others..."

Before he could finish speaking, the door was suddenly opened, and then Da Zhuang Da Zhuang stepped in with a livid face, punched Er Niu in the face, and roared: "Bastard! Tell you to talk nonsense!"

Er Niu was beaten so loudly, he didn't expect that Da Zhuang was lucky enough to meet someone who wanted to be a filial piety to his mother, and bought all the remaining bastards of Da Zhuang in one go, so Da Zhuang came back within ten minutes Er Niu, who was planning to slander behind his back, was caught.

Er Niu suddenly turned into panda eyes, how could he be convinced, and simply yelled: "Where did I talk nonsense? Aren't you interested in his ass? Are you so kind? Do you really think of yourself as Lei Feng? Judging from the way you hugged and hugged him in the car just now, you are probably already coaxing him? Well, after a while, you will get the results of the experience. Are you going to do something bad tonight and stab someone's tender ass? What about it? Hmph, I just want to expose you because I don’t want you to succeed, I’m just so righteous..."

Da Zhuang was gasping for breath, and was thinking about where to put this guy's eyes as panda eyes, but he heard Xiao Man chuckle and said, "Er Niu, you can do it, you can play the role later." Confidant elder sister, play the role of a righteous soldier for a while, and the acting is quite similar, just don't swallow your saliva while acting, but you will miss the bottom!"

Er Niu couldn't help looking at Xiao Man suspiciously, seeing Xiao Man stand up and walk to Da Zhuang's side, with a mocking arc on his lips, and said: "Whether someone else stabs his ass or not, as long as others Consensual, it has nothing to do with you, what do you want me to care about? You should take care of your own business first, your ass is empty and no one will poke it, you can go to the sex shop in the town and buy a massage vibrator to appease it first, If you don’t want to spend money, you can pick a cucumber and loofah in the field to get by, don’t be like now, hungry and thirsty and psychopathic! Then you won’t be able to find anyone for the rest of your life, and you can only rely on cucumber and loofah to satisfy your hunger! "

Da Zhuang was stunned, looked at Xiao Man, and finally yelled at Er Niu: "You bastard who was selected from among the bastards! What kind of crooked and ugly words did you say, and we, Xiao Man, have been taught badly!"

"You...I..." Er Niu was angry and ashamed, wishing to tuck his head in his crotch to hide his shame after being told the truth, and hated Xiaoman's poisonous mouth, obviously he guessed his purpose from the very beginning , but still pretended not to know anything, and induced himself to speak more and more vigorously, so that he would call Da Zhuang to come back and listen to the truth.

In the afternoon, Da Zhuang and Xiao Man went to the hospital to get the X-ray results, and listened to the doctor's analysis and diagnosis. It was probably that the injured person was in good health. Although it was such a serious injury, he recovered very well. It is already healing and has not shifted, but you still need to continue to raise it, do not exercise strenuously, and rest more in bed. Of course, you should eat more things that are good for bone growth and healing, such as large bones, lean meat, vegetables and fruits rich in calcium. Quality and vitamin D foods, and then, now you can do some moderate health recovery actions.

Da Zhuang grinned when he heard that, as if he picked up money on the road.The heart that had been suspended all the time came back to his heart, and Da Zhuang was afraid that the doctor's face would darken after seeing the film, and said: "Who told you to mess around at home? Look, the bone has shifted, and there is no bone. Well, the previous treatment was in vain, and I have to start again!"

Fortunately, fortunately!

In this way, Da Zhuang originally caused a big fire by Er Niu's bastard, but now it has calmed down, and because the bastard sold it for more than 200 yuan, he was unambiguous, and he just took Xiao Man to pack a small car.Of course, before getting in the car, Da Zhuang also bought a bunch of nutritional supplements in the town, which he added to the two tube bones.

After going to bed at night, Da Zhuang explained to Xiao Man eagerly, saying: "Don't listen to that Er Niu guy, I don't know at all..." He really doesn't know the relationship between men and men. It's okay to do that, but I thought it was just playing with each other with my hands and mouth, and I thought that what I did with Xiaoman in the past two nights was already enjoyable enough, I didn't think of that at all.

Xiaoman didn't say anything for a long time, and then, with a laugh in his throat, he said, "Then you know now, do you want to?"

Uh... Da Zhuang's mind was buzzing, he didn't know how to answer, and finally said honestly: "I want to."