When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

Uchiha Haru goes in grinning, and finally comes out grinning, looking completely unharmed...if he doesn't touch his little ass every now and then.

The sister-in-law was not at home, no one coaxed him, Uchihaji was wronged, but Uchihaji didn't say anything.

He only puffed up his cheeks, and squatted in the corner aggrievedly, with his hands around his knees, his eyes were slightly red, and it made people feel distressed.

Soon, some clansmen couldn't stand it anymore, and came to deliver food and drinks to Uchihaji, spit out coaxing words from their mouths, and finally coaxed the child to burst into tears and laugh.

Although the clansmen always say that Tajima patriarch's younger brother is hopeless, they also dote on Uchihaji.

No way, who doesn't like a cute and smart little genius?Especially the other party will act coquettishly, she is simply a little angel!

A group of big tsundere gentlemen think of their own group of little tsunderes, and then look at this mutated coquettish ghost in front of them. They don't know how rare this "wonderful" Uchihaji is.

Uchihaji's big eyes were wet, he held up his pretty little face, and thanked each of them softly. Uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters called down immediately, making them all almost erratic.

It is a matter of course for the patriarch to be controlled by his younger brother. Who can resist this? !

Successfully "captured the heart" by Uchiha Osamu, the Uchiha clansmen quickly stood on the same front as their own family head.

It is duty-bound to protect cute little Azhi!

Tajima, who felt the strange eyes of the clansmen during the meeting again:? ? ?

After successfully conquering his angry brother by being coquettish and cute, and conquering the surrounding clansmen again, Uchihaji shook his hands and went home.

According to this state, no one will turn over old accounts in the next year, except for the need to guard against more and more forbidden guards.

He went back to the room, turned out his ninjutsu scroll again, and started to study it seriously.

The war he saw before still had a great influence on him. At least, Uchihaji felt that he had to be stronger.

I have to work hard to be strong so that I can do everything I want to do.

Uchihaji thought about it, touched the little butt that was still hurting, and couldn't help whimpering.

He never expected that his brother would really beat him up, and he even cried in disbelief!

Well, it's not crying anymore, it's a fake cry with reddish eyes, that's my physiological reaction to the pain, it's not me who wants to cry!That's right, I won't cry casually!

Uchihaji tried hard to convince himself, and then indulged in the scroll again.

When Kosuke attacked him before, he released a fire escape · high fireball technique, but in fact, it was the first time that Uchihaji successfully released a high fireball.

It seems that the crisis will promote human growth.

With the first success, it will be much smoother when you practice later.

Uchihaji casually threw aside the few copies that were not suitable for him, and turned out a new scroll, looking for other types.

The Uchiha family will never lack ninjutsu scrolls, and there is a big killer called Sharingan, which can be copied for you at a glance, not to mention things like pinching.

Soon, he found many suitable scrolls.

Now that he has reached the level where he can barely release a fireball, he can naturally learn ninjutsu of the same level.

Uchihaji didn't intend to only practice fire escape, in fact, his attributes are thunder, fire, and water.

Yes, and water.

According to the principle that one side of the land supports one person, the ninjas in their Yunlei area are not so prone to the chakra attribute of "water", but Uchihaji has it.

But it doesn't matter, the Uchiha family also has scrolls with water attributes, just look at them.

The only problem is that Uchihaji clearly has water attributes, but he has never been able to use these water attribute ninjutsu. It's like... being sealed and unable to mobilize them.

Obviously those water chakras are so close to him, but he can't use them.

Uchihaji was a little confused and didn't know the reason. After several failed attempts, he gave up temporarily.

Intuition told him that it would be available in the future.

Although I don't know why my intuition said that, Uchihaji believed it for no reason, just like believing that being angry would not harm him for no reason.

It was a mystery, a mystery still waiting for him to solve.

I will definitely untie it!Together with the bunch of words from that priest!

Uchihaji clenched his fists and vowed that he must improve every day, study hard, and strive to be the best Uchiha in the world!

The war between Uchiha and Senju didn't last long, but the outcome was obvious-Uchiha lost.

Uchihaji accompanied his brother to the funeral again, and the heavy atmosphere was even more uncomfortable than last time, even the hovering with the ninja eagle made people feel the oppressive atmosphere.

Failure not only means the death of the tribe, but also the reduction of resources.

The food provided by Linchuan City has decreased, and the clan has to do some more tasks to make up for this large amount.

Uchihaji didn't dare to talk too much with Tajima recently, for fear of disturbing Tajima's work. It can be seen that the pressure on Tajima is even greater due to the reduction of food. His face was full of air-conditioning, and those who didn't know it thought it was a human-shaped iceberg.

Even though it was spring, Nagumo was still cold, and when he got up early in the morning, he was frozen back into the quilt again, and Uchiha took a long time to recover.

Hugging the pillow, he got up in a daze, rubbing his eyes with his small hands, and leaned over to his sister-in-law who was serving the food, "Sister-in-law, good morning~"

Meilin smiled, kissed him on the forehead, and coaxed him to wash up in a gentle voice.

After receiving the sticker from his sister-in-law, Uchihaji woke up all of a sudden, shook his body, shook his head, and his soft hair curled up.

Uchihaji's hair is not the same as his family's fried hair that has remained unchanged for thousands of years. He has curly black hair with a certain curvature, but it doesn't really look like instant noodle hair. All in all , in the words of the children at home, it is very cute and energetic!

Meilin really likes Uchihaji's hair, and she combs him neatly every day to make him look good.

The set of aristocratic costumes that he sneaked out of the clan and bought back was put away in the cabinet. Uchihaji did not wear it again. He still wears clan uniforms on weekdays. There is no such kind of clothes in the long-breasted high-tube stand-collar gown. Complicated and gorgeous, the simple and low-key formal suit is worn on him, but it has an inexplicable sense of elegance.

In other words, Uchihaji has a natural noble and elegant temperament, just looking at his face, I am afraid that no one would have thought that he would be a ninja.

Meilin reached out and touched Uchihaji's eyelids. When the child was just born, his eyes were still black, but as he grew up, his eyes also turned into iris. I don't know how it mutated.

"Sister-in-law?" Uchihaji didn't know why his sister-in-law cared so much about his appearance today, and even came to touch his eyes. What's so good about it?There is no Sharingan again!

"It's nothing." Meilin withdrew her hand, skipped what she had just done, and said with a smile, "Let's eat."

Today is a rare day off, Uchihaji doesn't need to go to class, he simply stays at home and watches Meilin make his clothes.

Lying on the table and fiddling with small beads, Uchihaji was so bored that he was almost paralyzed, which made Meilin laugh.

"If you have nothing to do, you can practice ninjutsu." Seeing that he was really bored, Meilin suggested.

"No!" Uchihaji shook his head. He didn't want to practice ninjutsu. Recently, he was frustrated with water attribute ninjutsu. He didn't know why this attribute appeared on him.

Meilin was not happy to see him, nor did she urge him.

For a child of two or three years old, there is no need to be too demanding. Uchihaji has done a very good job, and occasionally needs to relax.

She took out a needle and thread and handed it to Uchihaji, "Since you have nothing to do, let's embroider clothes. When you go to the battlefield, you have to mend the clothes yourself if they are torn."

"Sister-in-law won't love me in the future, won't she mend my clothes?" Uchiha Haruhisa acted coquettishly, and didn't really want to do needlework.

"I'm afraid Azhi won't come back in time so I can mend clothes." Meilin shook her head.

"Then don't want it, change it!" Uchihaji waved his hand, not thinking it was a big problem.

Poking Uchihaji's forehead, Meilin couldn't laugh or cry, that is to say, only a child who has been pampered all the way can say such a thing. If she is an orphan, how dare she say that she doesn't want clothes, so she doesn't want them, "Little prodigal son! Let me see, It’s just that we love you too much.”

"That's because I'm cute enough! And caring!" Uchihaji raised his chin proudly, looking proud.

Meilin simply gave up when she couldn't say Uchihaji.

She turned her head to look at the time and found that it was the time for a dinner party with her sisters, so she hurriedly got up to prepare things.

"My sister-in-law is going to a dinner party, and Ah Zhi has to stay at home obediently, you know?" Meilin whispered softly, then remembered that the other party ran out of the clan area without paying attention, and added, "I will ask the uncle next door to watch I'm following you! Don't try to sneak out again!"

Uchihaji's head drooped all of a sudden, it's too bad, after he sneaked away once, the scale of guards in the clan area expanded instantly, and the master with strong detection ability came back, and he didn't give himself a chance to run out at all !

Lying on the table like a salted fish, Uchihaji casually responded to Meilin's instructions, and after the other party left, he regained his energy, looked down at his clothes, and a good idea popped up in his mind.

With the needle and thread flying around in his hands, Uchihaji embroidered a big "stupid" character on the clothes, cut out the fabric, and sewed it on the inner lining of Tajima's clothes, and he will follow his brother next to him in the future.

He still remembers the hatred of his brother for spanking him!

Uchihaji gave himself a thumbs up, and decided to disturb his brother's work when he got up.

My brother is too obsessed with work and looks sad all day. This is not good. I will cheer him up!

He jumped up, greeted the uncle next door who had just walked to the door, and then rushed to the place where Tian Dao usually worked.

Uchihaji would often come here to look for Tajima, and when there were no important meetings, the guards all acquiesced in his coming in and out at will.

So, he came here simply unimpeded.

He rushed directly from the door into the study, crashing into his brother's arms like a small cannonball, Uchihaji grabbed Tajima's belt, and shouted, "Brother!"

"What's the matter?" Tajima was a little helpless, he was almost used to his brother's surprise attack at any time.

As a ninja, his vigilance has never diminished. When his younger brother pounces on him, he must control himself, not to let himself hurt the opponent, and forget all defense and counterattack, and use the softest part Go hug this brat.

Fortunately, he didn't wear a breastplate at home, otherwise Uchihaji would have hit his head and bled.

Haruhi Uchiha didn't pay attention to his hidden caring, he turned his head and looked around, it's fine, there is no meeting, and no one comes to report work, so he can bully his brother!

Taking out his own scroll, Uchihaji complained softly, "I still can't learn water attribute ninjutsu..."

"It's okay, it's good to know fire and thunder." Tajima immediately comforted him.

"Really?" Uchihaji's eyes lit up, as if delighted by his brother's praise.

"Of course," Tajima rubbed Uchihaji's little head, and praised him sincerely, "Aji is the best I've ever seen!"

That's right, in the eyes of my younger brother, my younger brother is the best in the world!

After being blown wildly for a while, Uchihaji couldn't hold on anymore, but he still remembered the purpose of coming here today.

Taking out the clothes he just sewed, he motioned Tajima to try.

The first thing Tajima did when he took the clothes was subconsciously praised Uchiha Haru, "As expected of my Aji, he can sew clothes!"

Looking down, this needlework seems... to be from my wife?

It's okay, put it another way.

"As expected of my Azhi, he actually gave me new clothes!"

Since Tajima had Uchihaji, the level of his bragging brother has risen crazily. If there is a full score of [-], he is probably at the level of [-] now.

It is nothing short of a miracle to turn an arrogant and dishonest Uchiha into a boastful and sincere Uchiha.

Although, this is a matter of course for younger brothers.

Uchihaji watched Tajima put on his clothes and stared at the collar that looked very abnormal because of the fried hair, his eyes gradually became dangerous.

Tajima still doesn't know where Uchihaji is paying attention. He is thinking about where his brother's sewing work is spent. At a glance, it seems that there is nothing that his brother sewed?

"I sewed the inner lining." Uchihaji said naturally, and then stretched out his fingers, reaching for Tajima's collar, "The collar looks weird, adjust it."

Tajima relaxed and let his younger brother fiddle with his collar, while he was curious to see what was sewn on the inner lining.

Suddenly, a burning smell spread to the tip of his nose, and Tajima immediately felt something wrong with his hair. He grabbed it and saw that the hair near the stand-up collar was burned by Uchihaji, and even the end of the hair was burnt.

Tajima:? ? ?

"I'll change your hairstyle for you~" Uchihaji laughed, looking innocent and simple, "What's wrong? Brother doesn't like short fried hair? I like short hair! Brother wants to be like me!"

He looked at Tajima's short, ear-length hair that was burnt, saw that the ends of the hair were ragged and scorched, and the strands of the hair were curled up and down, completely out of the original regular appearance, and laughed straight away. Sound, without thinking about who caused this result at all.

"Hahahahaha... my brother looks so ugly!!!"

Tajima, who was ridiculed by his younger brother for a prank, suppressed the displeasure in his throat, feeling a sense of helplessness in his heart.

Brother, you don't call this short fried hair, you call this short burnt hair, okay?

My brother is very happy to cut his hair, but just use scissors, not fire!

The hair is burnt, even if our hair is originally black and we can't tell it, we can still smell the burnt smell, okay? !

Tajima was very helpless, Tajima was very tired, but Tajima didn't say anything, not only didn't say it, but he had to say that he liked it very much. At this time, he finally saw the words Uchiha Jisai on the inner lining - a Capitalized "stupid".

Tajima who was ridiculed again: ...

Alas... the younger brother I raised, no matter how bad he is, I have to bite the bullet and hold on QAQ

The author has something to say: I see that everyone is concerned about Dazai and Madara, so here is a unified reply to related questions——

1. Dazai lived in the Warring States Period. According to his seniority, he is the uncle of Madara and Quanna

2. Tajima has no children yet, Dazai is the youngest in the family

3. Tajima is 25 years old, Zai was born; Tajima is 30 years old, Zai is 5 years old, and Madara is born; Tajima is 32 years old, Zai is 7 years old, Madara is 2 years old, and Izuna was born (the ages of Hashirama and Tobima can be converted equally)

PS: The current Dazai is two and a half years old√