When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

Uchiha Haru was having fun outside, and Uchiha Tajima was so angry at home.

Tajima didn't expect his younger brother to be so skinny at first. He thought that his wife would go out for a few days, and he thought about leaving only the little baby Aji at home. Finished the work ahead of time and went home earlier.

As a result, it was rare for him to return home in the evening, but there was no trace of Uchihaji at home.

Looking at the room, it is in the same state as before, there is nothing missing, and looking at the small study where Uchihaji studies on weekdays, it is also empty.

Tajima remembered his brother's irritating hobby, turned around and went to Uchihaji's favorite lake, trying to find a suicide kid from the bottom of the lake.

However, it did not.

He remembered that the other party hanged himself in the woods, and went to the woods to search around.

Still, no one was there.

Tajima: ...

Tajima:? ? ?

Tajima was confused, Tajima was confused, and Tajima didn't know where Uchihaji had gone.

Tian Dao is a good brother who is both a father and an elder brother. However, this does not change the fact that he is still the patriarch of the clan. As the patriarch, he cannot devote himself to cultivating his younger brother. Now, his wife's understanding of Uchihaji is obviously far better than him.

What if I can't find my brother?Find a lady!

He resolutely found his Ninja Beast, wrote a letter about not being able to find Uchihaji, and sent it to his wife, and asked her about the situation on the way.

Sitting on the veranda and flipping through ninjutsu scrolls, Tajima was still a little worried.

For some reason, he always felt a little uneasy, as if he couldn't find his precious brother even after asking his wife.

Before he could find someone else to search again, a letter from Mrs. Meilin arrived.

Tian Dao hurriedly opened it to take a look, and saw that the letter told about their safety on the road, and the last page was related to Aji.

Flipping over anxiously, he found out that his younger brother wanted to go to the shrine with Meilin. Meilin also provided a few places where Uchihaji could be found on weekdays.

He hurriedly sent someone to look for it. Tajima thought about it, but still felt that something was wrong, so he searched for his ninja eagle, and asked them, who usually patrol the clan land, if they had seen Uchihaji.

Unexpectedly, the guards didn’t get good news, but Ninja had definite news—there was a child in Ninja who had a good relationship with Uchihaji, and he also went to play with Uchihaji today, and now he is staying in the nest with.

Tian Dao hurriedly went to the Ninja Eagle's colony, found the little eagle, and frightened the child half to death with a fierce look, and his tone was not very gentle, "Do you know where Aji is?"

"Azhi?" Xiaoying tilted his head, licked his wings cutely, and then said slowly, "He's out~"

"Get out?!" Tajima's eyes widened, "Where did you go?"

"I don't know, he gave me something to eat, and I helped him watch Daewoo Zhibo patrolling the woods, he has already left~"

Xiaoying didn't know what he did wrong. He had just turned one year old and hadn't reached the state of adulthood. Apart from daily training, he was still a baby who was pampered and coaxed.

Hearing this, Tajima understood exactly what had happened.

——Uchiha Haru's little ghost avoided the guards of the clan and ran out of the clan! ! !

How big a deal is this?Big enough to make the elders pull out their beards and make the clansmen guarding the clan land commit seppuku.

As adults who had killed countless enemies on the battlefield, they were able to trick a two or three-year-old doll over, and they didn't even notice when the other party ran out of the clan area!That alone is amazing enough!

Re-recognizing the wisdom of Uchiha Haru, the Uchihas admired one after another, and frowning again in the next second.

The little baby learned chakra at the age of one and a half, and at the age of two and a half, he was able to deceive everyone and run out of the clan area. He was a genius, but what if the genius was left outside and died early? !

For a moment, everyone's hearts flew.

Soon, Tajima took care of these restless guys and restored their original "quiet and well-behaved".

Isn't Tajima in a hurry?No, he was the one who was most anxious.

Uchiha Haru is a posthumous child. His mother died of hemorrhage after giving birth to him. Uchiha Tajima was about [-] years older than him, and he was brought up by being a brother and a father. The friendship is definitely deep enough. Maybe the child of Tajima in the future We were born, and the treatment we got was not as high as that of Uchiha.

However, can Tajima be in a good mood?cannot.

As the patriarch of the clan, even if he was so anxious that he got angry, he had to suppress his temper and arrange the pre-war preparations for the battle with Qianshou, so that all the clansmen's hearts would be put away.

But, during the short break at the end of the meeting, his back against the wall, his figure could not help showing a well-disguised worry.

Tajima sincerely hopes that Uchihaji is safe and well, and it is best to wait until the battle is over before returning, otherwise a little doll appears on the battlefield, and no one can protect him!

However, if you come back, you still have to fight!

This kid deserves a beating!I will never let him go again! ! !

Tajima, who had no idea that he had set up a flag, put on a straight face again, forcing himself to go back to work, but his whole body exuded a gloomy and cold aura, and he had nowhere to vent his anger, so he had to report today The clansmen of the task.

The innocent clansmen who were angered: Come back soon, young master qaq

The clansmen trembled, for fear of offending the angry patriarch, the elders were secretly worried, and Tajima was furious. Under such circumstances, the war began.

Uchiha Haru didn't know his brother's anger. After he followed Kosuke to the Great Shrine, he went to the nearby Linchuan Castle, bought a bunch of delicious food, and then hurried to the clan area.

It was a coincidence that the time when the two came back was the day when Uchiha and Senju fought.

Standing on a high mountain in the distance, Uchihaji couldn't help opening his mouth wide as he watched the group of demons dancing wildly in the distance, the flames and water jets flying together, and the fan and shuriken fighting.

I have to say that the fights of the brothers and sisters I usually watch at home are simply weak.

He looked carefully, and found the most special one among the pile of fans, which was the big fan of the Uchiha patriarch.

Uchiha Haru tried to pick up the big round fan, but unfortunately it was too heavy to hold it, and it was fine if he couldn't. Uchiha Tajima was still laughing at himself, which left a deep impression on Uchiha Haru.

Uchihaji: How heavy is it?Sooner or later it will be mine!

Now it was his elder brother who was fighting with the round fan on the battlefield. He watched Tajima fight bravely, and with his body and pupil skills, he quickly rushed to the front line of the battlefield and confronted the patriarch of the Qianshou family.

Among the Thousand Hands Buddha, Uchiha Tajima's mortal enemy.

Uchihaji had heard Tajima talk about each other many times, and when he talked about it, his tone was full of hatred, but with full appreciation, he perfectly wrote what is called Senshou and Uchiha's love and killing each other.

Even Meilin, who is his wife, has admitted that she can only rank third in Uchiha Tajima's heart, the first is Uchiha, and the second is Senju Buddha Room.

Watching the battle far beyond his own level, Uchihaji was distracted thinking about things while analyzing the combat power of both sides.

According to this weird "ancestral" logic, if I become a figure in the top row of the Uchiha family in the future, I will probably have a thousand-handed enemy?Who is the one?Inexplicably looking forward to it~

Thinking of this, he felt happy, and then felt that he had just been stupid.

If you want a thousand-handed enemy, I will be the city lord in a few years when I can go to the battlefield, okay?Qianshou or something, if you want to meet me, you have to send a greeting card and get my consent!

I am the patron's father, and I am their god, they have to listen to me, and they can't kill me!

Thinking of this, Uchihaji's mood became better, and even the eyes he looked at the "leader" Kosuke became a lot gentler.

Xingsuke, who sensed Uchiha Haru's inexplicable mood change:? ? ?

After watching a battle between Uchiha and Senju, Uchihaji felt that he had gained a lot, especially his understanding of Uchiha's eyes was deeper.

He couldn't help but began to look forward to what his eyes would look like. Although red eyes looked a bit weird, they were still a good thing!

"What's wrong?" Xingsuke noticed the change in Uchihaji's mood and asked aloud.

"I'm thinking about eyes." Uchihaji said bluntly. Anyway, this guy knows his identity and situation, and he is a future partner, so there is nothing that cannot be said.

Xingsuke laughed, his eyes opened the three hooked eyes when he arrived near the battlefield, and when he heard Uchihaji's words, the three hooked jade in his eyeballs spun, and suddenly turned into a more mysterious pattern.

"If it's not enough to just open the three-hook eye, I expect you to open the kaleidoscope." Xingsuke said softly, "When you open your eyes, I will teach you how to seal the pupil technique, so that people will not notice that you are Uchiha."

"Your eyes are kaleidoscopes?" Uchihaji was a little surprised, but took it for granted.

Xingsuke is able to confidently stay so close to the battlefield to watch the battle, and even bring his oil bottle with him without fear. He must have his own trump card. If it is a kaleidoscope, it makes sense.

"It was opened before leaving, and the family didn't know about it." Xingsuke nodded. His kaleidoscope was opened when he witnessed Senju Naruto's death. At that time, the situation on the battlefield was changing, and no one noticed it.

It was also because of the kaleidoscope that he was able to feign death and leave.

After thinking about it, Xingsuke talked about the disadvantages of the kaleidoscope again, "If you use the kaleidoscope too much, you will lose your eyesight, but I only use it two or three times, and it is usually sealed. You don't need this when you are a samurai."

He tilted his head and rubbed Uchihaji's head, "You don't need this when you become the city lord in the future, just seal it."

"Maybe." Uchihaji didn't think about this kind of thing. Although he likes to calculate some things, he occasionally chooses to live with the situation. Five years is still a long time. Whether he will become the city lord in the future is not certain.

Seeing that the battle below had come to an end, Uchiha Haru patted his clothes and stood up slowly, "I should go back ~ or my brother will go crazy."

"Since you know that going out will make him angry, you still ran out of the clan?" Xingsuke poked his forehead and eliminated him, "If you hadn't met me, you little devil would have died long ago."

"No, the priest said that my gospel is strong, so I won't die so easily!" Uchiha Harmony confidently used the words of that "magic stick" to block Xingsuke, making him dumbfounded.

Leaving a reminder that he must not forget to cooperate, Xingsuke sent Uchihaji to the vicinity of the clan and left. He just came to observe the battle. It was a surprise to meet Uchihaji. Their cooperation is still far away, and he needs to go back Work slowly.

Uchihaji was left in place, and he was not annoyed.

He tidied up the pile of delicious food in his small bag. These were the spoils he bought by fooling Xingsuke in the city, and he wanted to distribute them to his sister-in-law and brother when he returned home!

Confirming that his purpose of running away from home has been achieved, Uchihaji carefully observed the situation of the tribe, and was caught by the vigilant patrol as soon as he stepped out of the woods.

Being sent directly to Tajima's study, Uchihaji quickly smiled flatteringly in the face of his brother's anger, "Brother~"

"You still dare to call me?!" Tajima was almost not mad when he saw this little face with a hippie smile.

The remaining rationality made him subconsciously look at the other party, and he was sure that this kid was not only not injured after running out, but was doing very well, even the fabric of his clothes was upgraded, and the corners of Tajima's mouth twitched.

"I'll bring you delicious food~" Uchihaji immediately took out his pile of delicious food and put them on the table in front of Tajima, as if he wanted to bribe him.

Tajima: ...Do I seem to be that easily bribed?

Tajima: Okay, that's me :)

His face softened, and Tajima didn't care about his own injuries, so he waved his hand to let the others back down, which made Uchiha Haru come forward.

It seemed that he felt that the alarm was lifted, or that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, so Uchihaji boldly approached and was caught.

He took off his pants and pressed them on his knees. Tajima picked up the fan and spanked his buttocks. Oji Uchiha screamed in pain.

Hearing the cries of pain and begging for mercy coming from the room, the clansmen outside pretended not to hear them.

What are you looking at?What are you listening to?Didn't you see that the patriarch is educating the young master?Of course you have to pretend you didn't see or hear this kind of thing!What should I do if I am revenged by the young master? !

After a while, the voices in the room gradually stopped, and what became louder was the crying from Uchiha Haru, and Uchiha Tajima's helpless voice coaxing the child.

The people of the clan smacked their lips one after another, silently admiring Uchihaji's high skills:

——What is the saying?Hold it in your hand for fear of falling, put it in your mouth for fear of melting?Isn't he talking about the patriarch's young master?

——The patriarch knows that the young master is the type who will dare to make a mistake this time, so he still feels distressed!

——Tsk tsk... The young master is probably dedicated to the patriarch, and the younger brother's accusation of the patriarch is hopeless!

The author has something to say: [Small Theater]

Tajima's head: Aji seems to know that he is wrong, don't do it too hard!

Tajima's hand: No, I can't do it!

Tajima's mouth: Aji is crying, I want to coax him!

Final Thoughts

——The younger brother accusing the patriarch is hopeless

感谢在2021-03-2812：00：00～2021-03-3012：00：00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Bao Ge;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: (=^▽^=) 6 bottles; 1, Ming 2 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!