When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

After playing a prank on Tajima, Uchihaji kept a good mood and ran to the library at home. With a glance, he found where the scroll he wanted to read was.

After looking at the high-rise where the books were located, and then at the small stool next to him, he immediately realized that he couldn't get those scrolls even with the small stool.

No matter how powerful little Luo Ding was at the age of two or three, there was still a height limit.

Uchihaji was too lazy to try, glanced at it, and said to the ceiling in the northeast corner as a matter of course, "Help me get the scroll."

This was said with confidence and confidence, without the appearance of begging for help at all.

Seeing that there was still no movement, Uchihaji twitched the corner of his mouth, and increased the volume again:

"Uncle Yue who just got married three days ago and opened Sangouyu Sharingan who is hiding on the eaves in the northeast corner! If you don't come down to help me get the books, I will tell your wife where all your private money is hidden." go……"

Facing the eyes of the other clansmen watching jokes, Uncle Yue swished over the rubble on the eaves, rushed in, covered Uchihaji's small mouth, and yelled: "My little ancestor, stop talking! , which one? I'll get it for you!"

Uchihaji closed his mouth contentedly, and said a string of book titles.

Seeing that the athletic Uncle Yue took down all the scrolls for himself, he nodded in satisfaction, waved his hand to indicate that it was none of your business, turned around and sat on the small stool to read happily.

Uncle Yue, who was waved in and out, was speechless and puzzled.

"Can you be more direct next time, without threats?"

Uchihaji looked up at him, "But you won't come down!"

Uncle Moon: ...

"I didn't know you were calling me!" he cried.

"Didn't you notice what I said in your direction?" Uchihaji tilted his head and refused to continue communicating with him, "Understood, I will call someone else next time, you can go."

Uncle Yue stretched out his hand and pinched Uchihaji's little face hard, sighing dumbfoundedly, "You little guy, you are really clever..."

After all, he disappeared.

Uchihaji rubbed his pinched face, flattened his mouth, reluctantly accepted the fact that he was pinched again.

It's okay, it's considered a reward.

He accepts the fact that he has a group of people around him well. Since he "run away from home" last time, his elder brother has become more strict with himself. When no one is with him, he will send one or two people from his clan to watch him .

Although it was a bit of a waste of manpower, it was approved by all the elders.

You know, this group of elders didn't know how many stumbling blocks his elder brother had caused him since he took the position, but he didn't expect that all of them accepted it in this respect.

Probably because I am loved by everyone, and flowers bloom when I see flowers, right?

Boasting extremely narcissistically, Uchihaji rested his chin and looked down at the contents of the scroll.

The library fell into silence for an instant, so quiet that even a needle could be heard clearly.

The sound of the rustling wind blowing the leaves came from outside the window, accompanied by the incense of the scroll, which made Uchihaji doze off unknowingly.

The scrolls he had finished reading on the ground were piled up into a hill. He hung his head and nodded again and again. He woke up suddenly, rubbed his eyes in a daze, checked the time, and fell back into a deep sleep.

The small body gradually slid down on the chair, and finally leaned against the handle of the chair. There was a mark on the small face, but it still couldn't disturb his rest.

The fire in his heart was still jumping, and the warm feeling spread throughout his body, leading him towards a deeper dream.

The black flames were burning, and there was a crackling sound. Uchihaji was lying in someone's arms, all the strength in his body was lost, and he didn't even have the strength to lift his hand. He tried to open his eyelids, but he could only It opened a crack.

The world in front of him was blurred, and he couldn't even see the person holding him clearly. He vaguely heard the other person shouting, but he couldn't hear what he said clearly. He only saw the opening and closing of what seemed to be lips. .

tick-

Drops of water fell on his cheeks, and Uchihaji turned his face sideways, letting the drops of water fall into his mouth, moistening his already thirsty lips, his tongue moved slightly, and the receptors on both sides clearly sent a message—it was salty.

Salty globs?Is it tears?

Who are you?Why are you crying?And why is it here?

This flame is burning so fiercely, why can't I feel any burning heat?

Too many questions fell on Uchihaji's mind, but he couldn't ask them one by one. He couldn't even reach out, so why ask?

He opened his mouth, but couldn't make a sound, his consciousness fluttered, as if being dragged by something to a new place, his eyelids gradually fell, and his consciousness drifted to other places.

Uchihaji woke up suddenly, and his body that had been slipping fell all of a sudden, almost falling off the chair directly, so startled that he quickly helped himself to sit still.

A picture flashed in my mind, but I couldn't capture the specific information.

He vaguely remembered that he had a dream, which seemed to be a nightmare?But he couldn't remember the content, so he could only let it go temporarily.

As a human being, we still have dreams.

Uchihaji had many dreams and many nightmares, but without exception, he never remembered what he dreamed of.

Meilin said that if he wakes up from a dream but forgets it, it means that he has a good sleep quality.

Uchiha Ji believed it, and didn't care about such things. After all, it is impossible to predict dreams, and the blood of the Six Paths does not have the ability to predict such things.

Finished on the chair again, Uchihaji moved the small stool over to step up, and was addicted to the world in the book again, until Meilin came back to prepare the meal and asked him, he did not come out.

Running out on short legs, he threw himself into Meilin's arms, rubbed against her, and looked curiously at what food she was holding in her hand.

"Ah... it's noodles."

Lowering his head in some disappointment, Uchihaji sighed, lifted his spirits again, held his small bowl to the table, sat down and waited for the meal.

Seeing Uchihaji's upright sitting posture, Mei Lin burst out laughing.

She gave the food to the clansmen who were in charge of guarding Uchihaji, and they gave it to Tajima, just in time for them to have a meal after get off work, and she came over and rubbed Uchihaji's little head.

"I'm free these days, do I want to go to a nearby town?" Meilin asked.

Uchihaji recalled the delicious food from the past few days in his mind, and his eyes lit up, "No, but I want to eat sakura pancakes!"

He waved his hands, still remembering the deliciousness of the cherry blossom pancakes.

"Sakura pancake..." Meilin recalled, "The one I made before was eaten at the banquet, so I'll make a new one for you."

"Okay!" Nodding immediately, Uchihaji is not picky about desserts, on the contrary, he thinks it doesn't matter whether it's salty or sweet, as long as it's delicious.

"What did you do today?" Meilin asked about Uchihaji's schedule this afternoon.

"I'm reading in the library!" Uchihaji raised his chin, and then read the book list again.

"Those scrolls..." Meilin recalled, "It seems to be on the high-level bookshelf?"

"I asked Uncle Yue to take it." Uchihaji said casually, bowed his head and ate the noodles.

Meilin immediately understood what Uchihaji had done, and she must have exposed the location of the two guards again, and threatened them to come down to help, "How did you guess it again?"

"Isn't this a very simple thing?" Uchihaji didn't think it was difficult, "There are only a few places where you can hide near the library, and their shift system is three days, six people in rotation, left and right. It’s not hard to guess how many people there are.”

In his eyes, it is not difficult to see through the guards that are not rigorous, and it is even something that can be done at will.

If he hadn't planned to run away from home recently, he could have broken the guards of this group of people by himself and slipped out again.

Shaking his head, Uchihaji once again felt the weakness of the family's defense.

Meilin smiled, she knew that Uchihaji was a clever child, but she didn't expect him to improve so much, the fact that this child always exposed the situation of the guards shocked many people!

Uchihaji cares more about other things than this.

"I read in a book today that the Sage of the Six Paths also has a mother named Kaguya Ji. Is it true?"

Meilin froze for a moment, a little confused.

She has no interest in these legends and myths, and she didn't learn much when she was a child. Now that she is a housewife, she doesn't know much about it. When asked by Uchihaji, she couldn't find any memories.

"I don't know, why don't you ask the elders?"

The educational level of the elders is actually uneven. If you want to say who knows the myths and legends best, it must be the fifth elder who is in charge of the culture class and manages the clan's collection!

Uchihaji agreed with this suggestion very much, and ran to find the Fifth Elder after dinner.

The Fifth Elder is an elderly grandmother, sitting on a rocking chair at the door of the clan library, shaking the round fan in her hand, and she exudes a sense of peace and harmony throughout her body.

Seeing Uchihaji running over, she half-opened her eyes, "What's wrong? A child from the Tajima family."

"Fifth Elder." Uchihaji saluted, and then asked his own question.

"Kaguya..." The Fifth Elder made a long voice, seemed to be recalling something, and said softly, "Yes, if the Six Paths are our ancestors and the existence of Chakra inherited, then Kaguya is Chakra. The ancestor of Carat."

Hearing this statement, Uchihaji's eyes lit up, "How do you say?"

"Kaguya Hime is the mother of Six Paths and the incarnation of Chakra. If all the Chakras gather one day, it will be Kaguya herself." The fifth elder recalled the scrolls passed down from the clan he saw, and lowered himself voice, "This is what I saw in an ancient scroll."

"Does the clan have this scroll?" Uchihaji was curious about this.

"No," the Fifth Elder waved his hand. "The longest inheritance in the clan is the stone tablet in the shrine. The content inside needs to be read with Sharingan, and you, a brat, can't read it."

"Oh..." Lowering his head in disappointment, Uchihaji soon cheered up again, "It's okay, I will open my eyes soon!"

The Fifth Elder smiled, "Then you have to work hard."

After Uchihaji asked a few more questions, he rushed to the shrine.

He usually didn't pay much attention to the stele in the shrine, but now that the Fifth Elder mentioned it, he wanted to go and have a look.

The shrine in the clan was not guarded by anyone, and few people would come here on weekdays. He quickly ran to the shrine, found a wire nearby, pried open the door of the room where he had seen the stele before, and slipped away. went in.

The stele was placed in the very center of the room, Uchiha Haru walked over, looked it up curiously, stepped over the sacrificial flowers placed in front of the stele, and then looked at the content on the stele.

He didn't pay attention to it on weekdays, but when he looked carefully, he found that the handwriting on the stone tablet was actually a bit strange. Although it looked like there were only two or three sentences, his intuition told him that there should be other words on it.

Maybe a seal?Sharingan is the key to unlock the seal?

Tilting his head, Uchihaji suddenly stretched out his hand and touched the stone slab.

The chakra in the body was mobilized unconsciously, and the water attribute chakra in the air suddenly became active, pouring into Uchihaji's body, and the surrounding air instantly became moist, but he didn't notice it.

Uchihaji only felt that there seemed to be a force in his body rushing to the position of his eyes, everything in his vision changed quietly, the characters on the stone tablet jumped and gradually changed into other words.

He opened his lips, and said softly: "When you wander the mind, you will see the body, and you will see the beauty when you look at it. If you are sharp, it will improve your eyesight."

Uchihaji didn't know that at this moment, his eyes had changed from kite color to red, and Ergouyu kept spinning in it, gushing out a cold breath.

When he was in a trance, a black shadow quietly flowed on the ground, revealing a pair of eyes staring at Uchihaji, and then rushed outside at high speed, and exclaimed in the woods:

"Two or three-year-old Ergouyu Sharingan?!"

The author has something to say: I made up the text of the stele. The order of the layers of the stele is: Sharingan-Kaleidoscope-Eternal Kaleidoscope. It seems that there is no first layer of Sharingan in Hokage, so I made up the first layer. , The level of editing is not good, please don’t laugh ＿(: 3J∠)＿

Translation/Annotation:

"Walk the mind into the body, see the beauty of the wall, and sharpen the energy, which will improve the eyesight."

1. Wandering the mind in the body: concentrate on self-cultivation (wandering the mind: concentrating on a certain aspect, derived from Zhuangzi's "wandering the mind and things outside")

2. Observing the inner body to see the subtlety: see the mystery in the body, that is, "Qi" (徼, jiao, the third tone, which means the boundary, derived from the "Tao Te Ching" "Always have desires, so you can observe its qi")

3. Chong Qi Zhan Zhi: use the "Qi" that is constantly circulating in the body to fill it (Chong Qi, Qi is always running, derived from the "Tao Te Ching" "Tao Chong and use it"; Zhan, Jian, the first sound , means dipping)

4. Covering for eyesight: so that the eyes get a new strength

感谢在2021-03-3012：00：13～2021-04-0112：00：00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 4 bottles of Ming; 1 bottles of Fengtian, 2, and Xinxin; 1 bottle of Ripple Light Feather and Hibiscus;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!