When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

Nanyun in October has already entered the winter, and the fallen leaves have already returned to their roots. Only the thin snow is still dotted with the bare branches. Most of the tribesmen wear winter thermal underwear and cotton jackets to prevent the sudden drop in temperature. cold.

Even Uchihaji wrapped a thick cotton bandage on the inside of his clothes, just like keeping warm in his previous life.

The white cloth made of cotton cloth was cut into strips by him, and rolled up a little bit on his body. If you don't look closely, you might think that this person has already been seriously injured. Uchihaji likes the process of wrapping himself, and even wants to give it to him Take a look around your own eyes too.

It's a pity that my sister-in-law couldn't understand this "beauty feeling" and tried her best to stop herself.

Well, you can’t tie the eyes, so I’ll tie the body~

Seeing his uncle playing a new game, Xuan You imitated and tied a big bow on Ming's arm, and showed his "work" to Uchihaji, "Uncle, uncle, do you think I tied it right?" ?”

Looking at the fabric that was cut to pieces by Xuan Hemei, and then at the huge bow, Uchihaji showed a "kind" smile.

"It's not very standard, let me tie a correct one for you~"

Afterwards, he grabbed the cloth strip next to him, stretched out his hand to grab the back collar of Xuan who was trying to escape, and gave him a full-body package service. His eyes fell on Ming who had already run to the door, and he whispered, "Ming, you Want to try to tie your brother?"

Ming's eyes lit up, he turned his head subconsciously, and planned to say something loudly, but when he turned his head, he met a pair of evil double-gouyu writing sharing eyes-successfully hit the street!

Uchihaji gave the two children a real five-flower tie, tied a big bow on their chests, and then nodded in satisfaction.

Turning around and taking out five boxes, he went down with two illusions, directly putting the two children into a deep sleep.

Work hard, put the two children into two of the boxes, Uchihaji sealed the boxes, and then wrote a blood book with red paint pretending to be blood, and put it at the entrance, waiting for others to unpack it .

"Don't say it~" After Uchihaji finished this, he still turned his head to warn the two clansmen who followed him, "If you say it, I will tell those two beautiful ladies where your private money is hidden!"

This threat is really a bit big, and Uchihaji is just playing with two children, there is a vent in the box, no one will die, the clansman in charge of guarding decisively chose the standard answer - "What? Young master you What are you talking about? Why can’t I understand?”.

Looking back in satisfaction, Uchihaji moved a small stool, sat behind the door with the scroll in his arms, and waited for his sister-in-law's unblind box opening time while reading a book.

Oh yes, in order to ensure that the condition of the box will not be exposed from other parts, Uchihaji also put things of similar weight in other boxes, basically no difference can be seen.

Thanks to the stupidity of my nephews, I can't learn Chakra until now, and my sister-in-law can't tell from the Chakra breath at all!

Meilin, who was returning home, had just walked around the corner when she saw five large boxes tied with bows at the gate of her yard.

"The box?" Meilin was a little puzzled, but she didn't have much doubt.

My house is located in the center of the Uchiha tribe, and it is closely guarded. It is impossible for someone to put the five problematic boxes at the door in broad daylight. Moreover, she used her Sangouyu Shulunyan to see it. It was not an illusion and Hitomi. surgery.

So, that's the real five boxes, just don't know what they're for.

Keeping vigilance in her heart, Meilin still had a gentle smile on her face, and she walked over slowly with light steps, and saw a letter that was not a blood book but a blood book on the middle box.

"Guess, which one is your son, if you guess wrong, you will be punished~"

After reading the contents on the paper, Meilin couldn't laugh or cry, but at the same time, she also knew who made it up.

It must be Uchiha Haru's little brat who likes to make troubles, he likes to toss his two nephews, well, anyway, it's right if his life is not in danger.

After a distraction, Meilin calmly ignored what happened to her son, her eyes fell on the five boxes, and she seriously began to think about which one would put her son in.

In fact, it is not difficult for her to directly cut through five boxes to reveal the answer. There are many ways to solve this kind of trouble, but how about playing with her uncle?

"I guess..." After a long tone, she stretched out her fingers, circling the five boxes, and randomly chose one of them.

Unwrapping the huge bow on the top, Meilin just opened the box when she saw sparks blooming, and she was so startled that she immediately backed away in seconds and retreated to a safe position.

The sparks just floated on the surface, and didn't really burst out. She waited for a while to make sure that she was safe, and then she breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, I suppressed the urge to use ninjutsu when encountering problems, otherwise a fire escape would really blow out, and my sons would probably be gone.

Meilin slowed down, and then walked over slowly to take a look, and saw a wooden carving in the box, which was exactly the shape of the Pegasus that Uchihaji made for his two nephews before, but it was covered with a layer of flames. The sparks I saw before were the tongues of flame attached to it.

"Attach the flame..." Meilin thought more, being able to do this step shows that Uchihaji is already very proficient in the use of fire escape, and can even do some fine operations.

This is indeed a surprise, after all, this Pegasus is very well carved!You can stay at home and make art, but you don’t know who made it~

Leaving Pegasus aside for the time being, Meilin chose another box, and the bow was opened, revealing Wuhua Dajie Ming who was sleeping soundly in the box.

Dumbfounded, she took her son out and cleaned off the cloth strips on his body. She felt that she might have guessed the reason why Uchihaji did this. It must be these two little devils who made trouble for Uchihaji and angered him!

Opening the blind box is a matter of metaphysics. Fortunately, Uchihaji said "punishment", but in fact he just stuffed some messy things into the box.

In addition to this Pegasus, there is also a box of stink bombs, which will release a very unpleasant gas when it explodes. Meilin was shocked to retreat crazily and resealed it, but the smell still inevitably spread in the air. come out.

If it is transformed into a biochemical weapon, it will probably smell bad to the opponent, right?

Meilin couldn't think about other things, and after she finished handling the stink bomb box, she looked at the other two boxes, and now she was alone.

She thought for a while, chose one of them to open, and only heard a "whoosh", a clown head ejected from the box, and sprayed a jet of water directly at Meilin in front of her.

The sudden clown head and "attack" really startled Meilin, so that just after she appeared, before Meilin had time to see what it was, her body's instinct was to spew out a huge fireball and burn it directly To pieces.

After burning, she realized that it seemed to be a scare toy, and felt very helpless.

The clan shouldn't have bought such toys, right?Could it be that Aji did it himself?

Meilin herself denied this matter, but she didn't know that this scaring clown was indeed made by Uchihaji. He made it purely for fun. By the way, he tossed the two bear children. Unexpectedly, he gave it to his sister-in-law for the first time. .

Speaking of which, in the past, I was scared by this scaring clown and almost ran away, although it was fifteen or sixteen years old...

Uchihaji leaned on the wall of the courtyard, watched Meilin's reaction speed in the match, and said solemnly to the clansmen who were also squatting on the wall of the courtyard, "This is very good. It can be remodeled and added with new functions. It can be used in the school. Training Course."

Clan:? ? ?

"Didn't you understand? This thing can be used to test the reaction speed. Anyway, isn't fighting such a thing that you can't be caught off guard? Sneak attack, spy, mutiny..." Uchihaji shrugged, counting the things that will appear on the battlefield "It's normal to be stabbed in the back!"

Remember when I was backstabbed in the tower, okay?Although that I have expected and even prepared to understand the medicine...

The clansman was speechless for a while, and couldn't help saying, "Although we are ninjas, we still fight in the open and aboveboard."

"What? Don't you engage in sneak attacks? Don't you engage in tactics?" Uchiha Haru was surprised.

The clansman nodded seriously, "Although we can do this behind the scenes, but if we do it when we are officially on the battlefield, we will definitely be laughed to death by Qianshou..."

He paused for a moment, and added, "Qian Shou would not do such a morally corrupt thing!"

What he said was categorical, which showed that he thought so from the bottom of his heart.

Uchihaji was even more confused, thinking back on the ninjutsu he had seen in the past five years, he actually felt that what he said made sense.

It is true that most of the ninja skills of ninjas are used to face the enemy head-on, and it is true that two groups of people look at each other from a distance, and then rush forward to fight directly. Does it matter if there is no half a dime for Dahe to fight head-on?

Is there something wrong with Six Paths?Why do you name this style of fighting person "Ninja"?Because of this name, they almost really endured like quails. Looking at the appearance of opening and closing on the battlefield, is it really "forbearance"?

Moreover, do Uchiha and Senju have such a tacit understanding?Not only will you find "White Moonlight" at your opponent's house, but you also trust each other's character so much?

Recalling the love and hatred between Uchiha and Senju that I had heard about a few years ago, Uchihaji couldn't help touching his heart, feeling the fire in his heart that was still beating, from the bottom of his heart Feeling:

Fortunately, my mortal enemy and Bai Yueguang is still burning in my heart, instead of staying with Senju, if Chuya really becomes Senju, Uchiha will probably suffer a big blow, right?

But if you think about it from another angle, if you want to become Senshou, then it is not a question of Uchiha and Senju fighting, but a question of how I, the Uchiha patriarch, will marry Senju patriarch. Marrying Hao Duo seems to be a good idea, anyway, I won't be the door-to-door son-in-law :)