When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

Let’s not talk about Uchihaji’s imagination about “Senshouya”, Meilin here has successfully rescued her two children, and by the way, praised Uchihaji’s use of illusion.

What?Uchihaji stunned his two sons with illusion?This is a symbol of Aji's strength!

Ever since watching the training where her sons were hanged and beaten by A Zhi, Meilin's heart instantly relaxed a lot. Anyway, her children knew it well, and with this mentality of worshiping the strong, there was no need to worry about them falling out.

Carrying two children and stepping into the courtyard with a big belly, Meilin heard Uchihaji's idea about scaring clowns, and said in agreement, "I think it's possible, it's very practical, and it can also train children's shuriken throwing* * Accuracy."

Jumping down from the high courtyard wall, Uchihaji patted his pants, made a funny face at the two children who woke up, and hit their glass hearts mercilessly, "It's a trick, really weak."

Xuan and Ming:! ! !

So angry...but bear with it!If we can't beat uncle, we'd better learn this way of messing with people, and let's toss younger brother in the future!

Don't turn your head away to look at the naive uncle, Xuan and Ming struggled a bit, fell to the ground, immediately stepped forward with their short legs, stared at the high courtyard wall, and gestured for themselves, this wall is at least three meters high, uncle How did you jump off the top and still be unscathed?

At the same time, they showed surprised eyes. Their thirst for knowledge made them forget the fact that they were fucked by Uchihaji just now. They grabbed Uchihaji's sleeve and asked a lot of questions.

Uchihaji didn't think it was difficult. Although he was only a little Luo Ding with a height of one meter, he thought that he was an omnipotent existence back then.

——That's right, jumping off the ** building can be counted as the whole world, although I was picked up by Zhong Ye who opened the window when I jumped in the middle, but I can still count as a challenge to extreme sports!

For me like this, a three-meter wall is not high, not even as high as the hanging tree he tried recently...

Wait, the hanging tree?

Uchihaji paused for a moment, looked down at the two expectant little ones, and the corners of his mouth curled into a bigger arc.

"How did you learn..."

He deliberately made a long sound to attract the attention of the two children, then clapped his palms and said with a smile, "I'll show you to see it!"

Saying that, Uchihaji grabbed the wrists of the two little dolls and went straight to the forest.

Meilin, who had just put down her things, turned her head and saw the figures of the three children rushing away, and hurriedly shouted, "Don't play too late, remember to come back for dinner!"

"Go and go." Uchihaji waved his hand and ran even faster.

He took the two children through the back of Uchiha and came to the edge of the dense forest. He looked around vigilantly, went to a certain tree and carefully looked at the logo engraved on the tree, and patted Xuan. head, "It's safe, we can go in."

"Huh? What did you read?" Xuan and Ming haven't learned the symbols commonly used by the Uchiha family, or in other words, they are still in the scope of learning big characters and listening to mythology, so naturally they won't learn these deeper contents of.

"It's nothing." Casually flipping the subject, Uchihaji urged, and pushed the two children into the forest.

The symbol engraved on the tree just now was engraved by the tribe in charge of today's patrol, indicating that there will be no enemy invasion and the direction of his next patrol.

Uchihaji tilted his head, deeply thinking that this kind of mark is too conspicuous, it is not good to carve it anywhere, it has to be carved on a tree, if you want to carve a pile of fallen leaves, it is more hidden than this.

However, because he often passed this to avoid patrols, Uchihaji decided to temporarily conceal this defect.

All the way around the various teams patrolling in the forest, he casually grabbed Ming who was about to reach the edge of Ninja Hawk's inspection range, pulled him over, and said in a low voice, "Don't stay too far away from me, you will get lost later, no one will Can not find you."

Squinting his eyes, Uchihaji even gestured, "At that time, there will be monsters... Oh no, the tailed beast came out and swallowed you up."

Halfway through his speech, he remembered that there are no monsters in this world, so he changed his rhetoric, using the tailed beast that everyone in this world fears as an example.

Ming didn't know that his uncle was bluffing him, and he didn't know that there were patrols in this forest on weekdays. Even if you got lost, the patrols would find you out within an hour. Scared, I really didn't dare to leave casually.

At this time, dusk was approaching, the light was insufficient, and under the cover of dense leaves, it was even more gloomy. Ming and Xuan looked around, and apart from hearing the rustling of the wind, they could also hear the rustling of the grass from time to time Voice.

The sound moved from far to near, as if something was gradually approaching them, ready to devour them at any time.

After all, Xuan and Ming were just two dolls over one year old, so they were naturally terrified. They hurriedly grabbed Uchihaji's body, not daring to stay away from his uncle, and even bit their lower lip tightly, for fear of making a noise that would attract people. each other's attention.

Children's imaginations are always rich. In this atmosphere, coupled with what Uchihaji just said to bluff people, they really believed it. They were afraid that they would really be eaten by the legendary ferocious tailed beast. net.

Uchihaji stood on the spot very naturally, keeping the aura of his whole body to a minimum as much as possible.

He is not afraid of things that are far and near, because that is just the ninja cat who is in charge of the patrol team. He usually drills into the forest, and he has not been caught by the other party. Naturally, he knows the situation of the patrol team. The scope of patrols will not be expanded to come here.

Sure enough, the ninja cat hidden in the grass stopped at a certain distance, did not go this way, but turned to another direction after a while, and continued to patrol.

Xuan and Ming waited until the sound disappeared, and then heaved a long sigh of relief. Their hearts were pounding, their palms were sweaty, and they couldn't tell whether they were more afraid or more panic just now.

Patting the heads of the two children, Uchihaji did not intend to explain the specific situation to them, but pulled them to continue walking, "Okay, the crisis is over, let's continue the adventure~"

"Adventure? Yes, it is an adventure!"

Xuan and Ming looked at each other, remembering the fear and panic just now, and then thinking about their relief after escaping the "danger", they suddenly realized.

This is probably the legendary adventure, right?Adventure in the forest, break through all the space in the clan land!

They became excited in an instant, and even the panic that was left just now dissipated, leaving only excitement and curiosity.

Children are always so easy to deceive, as long as they are given something to attract attention, it is enough to divert their attention, and even overwrite the original emotion with the later emotion, and enter a new state.

In short, children of this age don't hold grudges, because they can't remember at all!

Uchihaji silently sighed with emotion at the innocence of the two children, and led them to turn left and right in the forest, and after a few laps, they arrived at their destination.

That is the east side of the forest, located on the shady mountainside. When they arrived here, it was already dark, and the original beauty of the forest could not be seen, leaving behind a large area of ​​darkness and ferocity, as if it was enough to write thousands of words of horror. The material of the novel.

Uchihaji walked on the mountain road with two scared and excited children, but he was not afraid.

After all, he has been walking this road for several years. He knows exactly where there are stones, where there is a pit, and where there are new flowers. Even if it is dark, he can still walk on the most suitable path.

They stopped and stopped along the way, and when they arrived here, the two children couldn't hold it anymore, and sat down on the ground, gasping for breath while looking up at the tree next to Uchihaji.

That tree is really big. The thick/strong trunk needs to be surrounded by five people to surround it. It stands tall among other trees. The branches extend infinitely and interweave with the branches of other trees. If you look closely, you will find the crown of the tree A brown rope hangs from it, and the end of the rope looks like it was cut by something.

Uchihaji stared at the rope in silence for a while, selectively ignored the question, pointed to the tree crown and said, "Can you climb up?"

"It's so high..." Have Xuan and Ming ever tried to climb such a tall tree?It’s okay to climb a two-meter tree, but this tree must be ten meters high, right?

Uchiha Haru didn't think how high this was. Thinking about how high the port mafia was back then, he still looked down on the whole picture of Yokohama.

He tilted his head, "Can you go up?"

"I can't go up." Xuan shook his head with self-knowledge, and grabbed Ming who was about to forcefully show that he could.

Uchihaji shrugged, "Then there is no way, there is a tree house on it, and there are many delicious things in it."

Hearing that there is such a magical existence as a tree house on this tree, both Xuan and Ming were ready to move, but Naihe looked at this height, no matter how he thought about it, he knew that he would not be able to climb up, and he wanted to cry without tears.

"Can that rope be used to climb trees?" Xuan thought for a long time, thinking about the purpose of the hanging rope.

"You mean this one?" Uchihaji asked, tugging at the brown rope in his hand.

Xuan nodded, "Yes."

"Oh...you can use it if you want, but it was not used for this." Uchihaji sighed deeply, wiping the non-existent tears in the corner of his eyes full of sadness.

Ming was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously, "Then what was it used for?"

Uchihaji raised the corners of his mouth and raised a shallow arc: "It is tied to the trunk at the middle height. I tied a dead knot and tried countless weights to ensure that it will never break."

He stroked the rope tenderly, his eyes sparkled, "It can take me to hell, accept the burning fire, and baptize my life... Then, I can see my goddess and embrace her!!!"

"Female...goddess?" The two children were confused when they heard it. This was the first time they had heard that their uncle had a goddess.

"Yes," Uchihaji smiled, "Want to know who my goddess is?"

Seeing the two children nodding, he let go of the rope, opened his arms, and said emotionally:

"Of course it's death!!!"

Xuan and Ming:? ? ?

Xuan and Ming:! ! !

Our uncle's brain seems to be broken...he is five years old now, can he be saved?