When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

Although he saw through most of Hei Ze's plans, Uchihaji didn't really care much about it.

After all, compared to the enemies he faced in his previous life, Hei Jue's rank is really too low.

What he cared more about was this battle. Together, Hagoromo and Uchiha should beat Senshou in the south, right?

Uchihaji’s knowledge of the Senju Clan has always come from hearsay. Even if there are various ninjutsu scrolls related to Senju, he only read a rough idea. The only thing that can be called intuitive understanding is that Yusuke took him to The fight I saw.

Bloody, cruel and indifferent... There is no human touch on the battlefield, even Qianshou, who is praised for his "fraternity", is showing a sinister aura.

Uchihaji has always felt that it is too ridiculous to use war as the only means of victory or defeat, but for ninjas, this is probably the pursuit of a lifetime.

Born in a ninja family, grown up in a fighting environment, baptized with blood, and finally become an invincible strong man, this is the highest ideal pursued by every ninja.

It is difficult for others to understand, but the ninjas are all fighting for this, because they have no other choice, let alone other possibilities.

Uchihaji himself could not escape such a "curse". He grew up as a little ninja in five years. His nephews were already gesticulating with shurikens when they were only one or two years old. Without learning Chakra In this case, it is already necessary to learn various basic knowledge of ninjutsu and how to use shuriken.

Although he likes to tease these two children on weekdays, Uchihaji is still very reliable in teaching.

As the number one genius in the family, his knowledge intake and comprehension are first-class. After being familiar with the task of Sharingan, Uchihaji has a lot of rest time, and he has no time to think about it in the future. Whatever he did, he was dragged by his brother to bring his nephew.

Facing the expectant nephews, Uchihaji showed a sneer, and mercilessly hit them with a soft-tipped shuriken and screamed.

The accuracy of his nephews' shuriken was not good at all, and he couldn't even hit a moving target. He felt extremely desperate about it.

God knows that although Ryunosuke Akutagawa was extremely disgusted by him back then, he was still reliable in ordinary battles.

His eyes fell on the two nephews who were less than one meter tall, Uchihaji reluctantly gave up comparing them with Akutagawa Ryunosuke, well, the gap between the one or two-year-old little Rodin and the teenage boy is still Yes, it really can't be compared like this.

But in the world of ninjas, going to the battlefield at the age of seven means that they are equivalent to 20 years old in the normal world, and they should be converted selectively.

Although Akutagawa became his apprentice at the age of 16, he was able to fight with Rashomon at the age of [-] or [-]. No matter how bad it is, think about Atsushi Nakajima, that is also the same as killing Tatsuhiko Shibusawa at the age of [-] or [-]. When a ninja is two or three years old, he will be able to face the enemy.

Anyway, he is my nephew in this life, so he can't be worse than my apprentice, right?

Uchihaji nodded, and naturally arranged a hell-like training plan for the two nephews.

To sum it up simply, it was being beaten crazily by myself.

Ninjas don't have much time to teach them meticulously and gently. The general environment here is more like a mafia. In the mafia, the training method of Akutagawa Ryunosuke is the best.

When you are defeated, remember the pain of failure and the pain of injury. Only when your body remembers it can you gradually exercise a suitable response and then make progress.

That's the way fighting is, you die or I die.

Giving himself a good reason for beating his nephews violently, Uchihaji kicked Feixuan again with a smile, then turned over and stepped on Ming who was trying to sneak attack, he said casually:

"that's all?"

The shock of this sentence was too great. Reminiscent of the experience of being beaten by their uncle in the past two days, the two nephews almost burst into tears on the spot.

"If I were the enemy, you would have died a long time ago." Uchihaji sneered, "There are too many loopholes, and the degree of cooperation is not high enough. Where is the tacit understanding between your twins? Has it been eaten by the ninja cat?!"

Withdrawing the feet that stepped on Ming's body, he stretched lazily and yawned, "I'm going to take a nap, and you guys can write a summary and reflect on it."

"Yes..." With their heads drooping, Xuan and Mei got together, watched after Uchihaji left, looked at each other, and saw the tears in each other's eyes.

"It hurts..."

"Uncle is so cruel..."

The two children were full of grievances and had nowhere to vent, they could only cry out.

In fact, they didn't want to be taught by Uchihaji, but their parents asked for it, so they could only bite the bullet and accept the stormy ridicule and beatings, and they received huge physical and mental blows one after another.

"Oh yes," Uchihaji suddenly popped his head, startled the two children to stop crying and hiccupped, he didn't seem to notice this, put down the plate with pastries and juice, "afternoon tea , remember to eat."

After Uchiha Haru left, the two children patted their chests and breathed a sigh of relief.

Staring at the two plates, they couldn't wait to run over and eat up their afternoon tea, and couldn't help laughing contentedly.

"Actually, it's okay... Except for being beaten every day, uncle won't steal our food anymore..."

"Besides, after being beaten for a few days, I will be able to dodge the shuriken today, although I still can't dodge it..."

Being successfully bought by the food, the two children couldn't help adding filters to their uncle, saying that the uncle was also doing it for their own good, and they could still survive!

Uchihaji: No, I just want to hit you~

Uchihaji: Also, since I started teaching, my sister-in-law will make me double afternoon tea every day :)

But will he tell his nephews this fact?Is he the type to take advantage and show it?

Sorry, he really is :)

That's right, after discovering that his nephews liked him because he didn't grab food, Uchihaji made a quick decision and shattered their illusions in seconds.

After the next day's training, the two children who lay like salted fish did not wait for their afternoon tea, but watched Uchihaji eat all four afternoon teas by himself.

Eat it all! ! !

The cat's eyes widened in an instant, Xuan and Ming's stagnant little heads started to work again, even if they were too tired to lift their hands, they insisted on reporting this hateful behavior to their mother!

Mom, uncle, he not only beat us violently, but also robbed us of food!He actually ate all of our only afternoon tea!Four servings were eaten! ! !

Hearing the crying of her sons, Meilin couldn't laugh or cry.

In fact, she didn't really want to get involved in the "fight of wits and courage" between her sons and A Zhi, and even took a happy attitude towards A Zhi's training of her sons.

Well, a pregnant mother would occasionally feel irritable in the face of two crying and fussy children. At this time, just seeing her son being beaten by Azhi will instantly make her feel happy~

The gentle and elegant Meilin rarely revealed a little dark underbelly, took the two children into her arms, and asked softly, "Then do you think you have improved?"

"It's improved..." Xuan Heming admitted this.

Although they are beaten very painfully on weekdays, their progress is also gratifying, but after progress, they will still be beaten violently, and they will even be crushed to pieces by their uncle's "brilliant deeds". This is very painful.

Meilin laughed, "That's fine."

Xuan and Ming nodded half-understood, and then realized something was wrong, "No, what we are talking about is not about training, but about uncle eating our afternoon tea! He ate it secretly! And he ate four servings, one more !"

"That's what I call eating openly." Uchihaji glanced at them with distaste, lying flat and enjoying the cool breeze, ignoring the two noisy birds.

"Uncle has his own business to do. It's not his obligation to find time to teach you. Afternoon tea is his reward." Meilin smiled and calmed the emotions of the two children. "You have to thank Uncle well, you understand?"

Xuan and Ming lowered their heads, even their mother said so, they could only choose to accept it, and they were still resentful about it.

Anger and sadness can't be vented to uncle, so they can only vent to other objects.

Xuan's eyes fell on the smiling mother, and he began to think about the younger siblings who would be born in the future.

He patted Ming, who was also disappointed, and said solemnly, "Beating is love, we have to become stronger, and we will teach our younger brother!"

"Like uncle?" Hearing this, Ming's eyes lit up immediately, and he was gearing up, "That's good, training should have... what's that word called, oh yes, inheritance!"

"Uncle taught us, we teach younger brother, there's nothing wrong with it!" Xuan nodded vigorously, feeling hopeful for life.

Meilin was listening to the children's words, and suddenly couldn't laugh or cry, "Then the one who is about to give birth is a younger sister?"

No need to think at all, Xuan directly gave the answer, "My sister just spoils me."

"Then the younger brother can be beaten?" Meilin wanted to laugh even more.

Uchiha Haru agrees with this very much, isn't he in the Armed Detective Agency just rich and poor to support Atsushi?Although the so-called richness does not go to the richness, but anyway, I didn't make fun of Jinghua, it was all a joke!

"Rich girls, poor boys." Shrugging, he gave his nephews a look of approval, "Teach him well~"

"Don't worry!" The two nephews immediately patted their chests to reassure them, and they almost swore that they would spoil their younger sister and beat their younger brother.

I have to say that this hope made both children active, and the pain of the whole afternoon seemed to be wiped away, leaving only smiles and smiles.

Uchihaji saw that the two nephews seemed to be raised by him, and then looked at Meilin's happy appearance, and lit a candle for the third nephew who was about to be born.

Since he was born as a ninja, he must learn to accept challenges. Anyway, he is my nephew, so he will not be so bad, isn't it just a lot of beatings?This is love from uncles and brothers :)