Neither I nor the landlord are human

Jane Yi—holding four walnuts in her hand, the camera captured her hands clearly.

Everyone in the live broadcast room saw her lightly pinching, and the sound of walnut shells cracking sounded.They held their breath, waiting for Jane Yi to open her hands.

Jane Yi didn't pause much, she spread her hands, and the broken walnut shells fell down, four walnuts were lying in her palm.

Jane Yi pulled out the thin slices inside, and kept stuffing walnut meat into her mouth.

——Awesome,——squeeze four walnuts, the anchor is definitely a master, and he can't run away.

——The one in front is a newcomer, haven’t you ever seen an anchor pinch a crayfish during the day?Also about the same.

——The anchor admitted that she does know how to do some kung fu.

——As an adult man, I can squeeze two walnuts, but I can't just crack the walnut shell and keep the walnut flesh intact, let alone four.

——Me too, if it wasn't for the host taking pictures of the camera, I would have thought she was cheating.

Nie Qing, who originally wanted to see Jian Yi make a joke, has looked very ugly since Jian Yi crushed the walnut shells until now - crushing four walnut shells with her hands.

How can it be?

It is absolutely impossible for a normal person to do this. Seeing the barrage above that she thought was fake, Nie Qing fell into deep thought.

That's right, she is all in this circle, and only those people who don't have a lot of brains will believe some fraudulent means in this circle.

Jian Yi did buy walnuts live, but those walnuts before may not be the ones she pinched now.

Maybe everything today was planned by the team behind Jane Yi.

Everyone knows that there are so many anchors now that it is not easy to get ahead.From the moment Jian Yi appeared, to the present demonstration of peeling walnuts with bare hands is very new in the live broadcasting industry.

From the fact that the group of people in the live broadcast room were attracted by various barrages, they knew how successful the other party's plan was.

In other words, she became Jane Yi's stepping stone today.

Especially Jane Yi's fans are skyrocketing, as the data soars, more and more people will see it.

Nie Qing was very reconciled. Thinking back to when she was doing this job, the first half year was deserted and her eyes were so red that they were about to spit fire.

She couldn't help posting barrage.

——Squeeze four walnuts with your hands, it is impossible to do it, you are cheating.

——An ordinary person can see that this is impossible.

——The current anchor can do anything for the sake of popularity.

People in the online world are very easy to be led into rhythm. Nie Qing went down a few bullet screens, and someone was indeed led astray, and immediately followed her to question.

Qin Xin is counting walnuts with her cat's paws, and she thinks that Jane Yi can peel sixteen of them this time.

Jian Yi: "Qin Xiaomao, I just said that eight is the limit, and I can't count any more."

Qin Xin showed no intention of agreeing, and continued counting walnuts with her paws.She glanced at Jane Yi coldly, seeing that she didn't look nervous at all, and her claws didn't even intend to stop.

I can't hold it in my hand, can't I put it on the table and press it?

She believed that the little monster could do it.

Jian Yi could tell that Qin Xiaomao seemed to trust her very much.

"Well, it's rare that you trust me so much, sixteen are sixteen."

Most of the fans in the live broadcast room still like to watch them interact, and some people don't care whether they are fake or not.So Nie Qing's rhythm was quickly overwhelmed by other bullet screens.

——Who can bear such a cute kitten?

——If there is a kitten counting walnuts for me, let alone a hundred catties, I will peel even a thousand catties.

——The anchor's hands are not that big, ——Pinching four walnuts is already the limit, is she okay?

——I'm curious about how the anchor will fill in the hole that the little cat dug for her.

Seeing this, Nie Qing was not easy to get angry, and continued to operate the mobile phone to send bullet screens, questioning that there was something wrong with the walnuts Jian Yi used, which had been dealt with.

It is likely to be broken at the beginning, and temporarily glued together with something.

This time, both Jian Yi and Qin Xin saw the barrage.

Jane Yi had expected that there would be such a rhythmic person, so she was very calm.

But this rhythmic person might be disappointed, unless she really cheated and overturned, the fans in the live broadcast room should be happy to watch her peel the walnuts live, especially with Qin kitten to help her count.

There is another kind of people who just watch for fun, and don't care about the truth or falsehood.

There are cute kittens like Qin Kitty, they won't mind those barrage, and the rhythmic person continues, maybe it's annoying.

Qin Xin was different, her expression was cold, and she found that rhythmic person very annoying.

Jian Yi: "Kitten Qin counted sixteen walnuts for me, which is a bit embarrassing for me. My hand is only this big, and I can't hold sixteen at once."

——Anchor, hurry up, don't disappoint Qin Xiaomao's heart.

——Yeah, do you have the heart to let such a cute little cat down?

——Qin Kitty believes in you as a shit shoveler, so he counts so many for you. If you don't do it, Kitty will be very sad.

——Anchor, don’t hesitate anymore, the kitten is so cute, you can just do it.

——Anchor, come on!

——Did you see the expectant eyes of the little cat sitting next to it?

Jian Yi glanced at Qin Xiaomao, and from the cold eyes of the other party, she saw a hint of urging.

She reached out and touched the cat's head, and leaned over to boo boo a few times, making the fans in the live broadcast room drool with envy.

——Can you do it? If you can’t, send the cat to me, and I’ll come.

——Since they are all taking advantage of Mao Mao, please do something.

——It is not advisable to suck cats for nothing.

Jane Yi: "It won't work if you hold it in your hand, but I plan to put sixteen walnuts on the table." Having said that, she lowered the camera and looked at the phone interface again to make sure Everyone can clearly see in the live broadcast room, "It's neatly arranged in front of me like this, and I'm going to stack it up, so that it's easy to press."

pressure?

Everyone in the live broadcast room was confused, and then they saw Jian Yi covering the arranged walnuts with both hands, pressing gently.

Sure enough, they heard the familiar sound of cracking walnut shells again.

Can you do this?

——Anchor, you quickly move your hands away and let me be healthy.

——I don't believe that this can get rid of the walnut shells. Don't lie to me that I don't read enough.

—Don't be a fool, move—move your little hand.It's good to watch, but please don't steal the show.

Seeing this, Nie Qing couldn't help posting barrage: If this can work, it is definitely a problem with walnuts, which is impossible at all.

When her barrage came out, the few who had been rhythmized before immediately raised many doubts with her.

However, most of the people in the live broadcast room hoped that Jian Yi would move his hands away, wanting to see how the walnuts were doing.

Jane Yi slowly moved her hand away, and the walnut shell shattered—on the table, everyone was stunned when they saw the round walnut flesh.

——That's okay too?I feel like some things are beyond the realm of science.

——Obviously such force is uneven, but it can make all the walnut shells fall off, which is incredible.

——Don't forget, the anchor is a kung fu master, he may use internal force, precise internal force control, definitely can do it.

Now Nie Qing is more and more sure that there is definitely something wrong with the walnuts that Jian Yi took out, so she continues to send barrage: Upstairs, you read too many novels, right?Still internal force control, why don't you go to heaven?Such an obvious fraud can be seen by anyone who is not blind.

——The string of numbers starting with 478, I have tolerated you for a long time, you can watch it if you like it, and get out if you don’t, can you stop being silly.

— That is, just because you can’t do it, doesn’t mean the host can’t do it.

——and personally attacked us for being blind, I think you have abscesses in your mouth.

Nie Qing was furious: Anyway, this anchor is absolutely fake, and only a blind person like you can't see it.

——Anchor, can you mute this person, it’s so annoying, stop me from watching cats and watching you peel walnuts.

——The one who starts with the number 478 likes to be crazy, as if she is the only one with eyes in the whole world.

——I really don’t like watching it, so hurry up and get out, okay?Don't get in anyone's way here.

Nie Qing was almost pissed off. Is this group of brains out of their minds? It's disgusting to believe such an obvious fraud, and to defend it.

Jane Yi originally didn't want to pay attention to this kind of sunspot, but with so many fans hating him, she still had to respond.

She—while eating walnuts—said: "Those who question my fraud, please private message me. You are welcome to bring walnuts to me and see if I can peel them. Of course, these will be broadcast live for everyone to witness. If To prove that I did not cheat, you need to publicly apologize to me and compensate me for damages to my reputation."

"In these days, spreading rumors—open your mouth, run away after spreading rumors, how can you do it without paying a price?"

"Anyone who questions is welcome to come. You are very welcome. Private message me and agree on the venue and time of the live broadcast in advance."

——The anchor definitely has real skills. If you can say that, you are not afraid.

——The one who spread the rumors, come out quickly, send a private message to the anchor, we will wait.

Nie Qing slammed her phone onto the sofa. She is not a fool, so how could she really go.

I'm going, isn't that hyping traffic for the other party?

Anyway, she didn't think that it must be the walnut's problem that Jane Yi could remove all the shells of sixteen walnuts with bare hands.

Those remarks in the live broadcast room were too irritating, and she didn't want to watch it anymore.

There are still voices of doubt, which are not in the air, and Jane Yi ignores them.

When she came back to her senses, she found that Kitten Qin was counting walnuts with his paws again: "Kitten Qin, I think there are about sixteen, and it really won't work if there are more. I can't sit on my butt, can I?"

Qin Xin: Can you stop being so rude in front of so many people?

— Don’t want any image?

Qin Xin squatted beside her, continued picking walnuts, one by one in front of Jian Yi.

For the convenience of Kitten Qin, Jian Yi carried the bag of walnuts on the table and put it on the empty space on the table.

"That's enough, Kitten Qin, otherwise I really can only sit on my buttocks."

Qin Xin glanced at Jian Yi's palm, lost in thought, as if it was impossible, then twenty.

Jane Yi breathed a sigh of relief, you scumbag!

——It can be seen that Qin Xiaomao still wins in terms of family status.

—If I had such a cat, I would be happy as a slave.

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-06-2022:46:41~2021-06-2122:37:21期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 12 bottles of greedy cats;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!