Neither I nor the landlord are human
Chapter 35
Jian Yi: "Actually, twenty is not impossible. Since kitten Qin has such great confidence in me, how can I disappoint the cute kitty?"
Jane Yi reached out and piled up twenty walnuts together, covered them with both hands, and pressed hard.
The fans in the live broadcast room heard the sound of clicking, and although they knew that Jane Yi would not disappoint, they were still very nervous, looking forward to the scene where she would move her hands away.
Jian Yi felt that the speed should be fast, otherwise she would not be able to finish stripping at zero o'clock.
She quickly moved her hand away, and sure enough, it was full of walnut meat. She quickly took out the thin slices of the walnut meat, and quickly stuffed the walnut meat into her mouth.
The camera can only capture her mouth, and now in the live broadcast room, apart from Kitten Qin, it is Jian Yi's little mouth that is eating walnut meat.
——Have you noticed that Yiyi ate all the peeled walnuts.
— Not surprising according to her appetite.
— Am I missing something?
Many people gave the new science popularization, how much Jane Yi ate during the day, emphatically mentioning that her digestion ability is very good.
Believe it or not, Jane Yi peeled the walnuts with great interest.
Jane Yi quickly ate the walnut meat, and after throwing the walnut shells into the trash can, Kitten Qin stretched out her paws to count the walnuts for her.
Jian Yi: "Qin kittens, twenty, no more."
"No matter how much, I really can only use the buttocks."
Qin Xin: "..."
She didn't have many people this time, she was obviously a little monster, but she turned into a delicate and soft girl with such small hands, did she pretend to be weak on purpose?
I still remember that when the little monster came here on the first day, she really thought she had met a cute and soft tenant.
It's a pity that he was slapped in the face that night, causing great pain.
Qin Xin counted twenty walnuts, and Jian Yi covered the walnuts with both hands in the same way as before, pressing down hard.The previous scene was staged again, and Jian Yi also said in cooperation: "It's actually really simple."
--yes?
— feeling insulted.
——It happens that I have walnuts at home, so I tried it according to what the anchor said, let alone, now I want to rub my hands, the walnuts are not crushed, and my hands are completely red.
——I don’t know when the jackfruit sent by the digital boss to the anchor will arrive. I really want to see how many jackfruits the anchor can peel in a live broadcast.
The live broadcast room was lively until 11:30, and Jian Yi had already peeled all the one hundred catties of walnuts.
She didn't eat all the walnut meat in front of the camera, but occasionally ate some and put some on the side.But when everyone was not paying attention, he moved his face out of the camera and quickly stuffed walnut meat into his mouth.In this way, no one is afraid that someone will discover that she can eat a hundred catties of walnuts.
Qin Xin squatted aside, looking at only one-tenth of the walnut meat left beside her, she couldn't say anything.
Every time Jian Yi moved her face out of the camera, she was frantically touching walnut meat and stuffing it into her small mouth.
She also discovered that Jane Yi doesn't need to chew at all, she just needs to stuff things into her mouth.
But when she got in front of the camera, this little monster would look gentle again, as if no one was softer than her.
Too good to wear.
"Qin kitten, are your paws sore? Let me rub it for you."
Jian Yi found that Qin Xin was looking at her, so she quickly hugged her, rubbed her paws, and of course didn't let go of her face, and rubbed her cheek to cheek.
"Everyone, I'll say goodbye today. I want to watch me peel the walnuts tomorrow. Remember to come to the live broadcast room."
——Anchor, I want to watch you peel melon seeds, peel a hundred catties of melon seeds.
——Yes, yes, peel melon seeds, let’s peel melon seeds tomorrow night.
— Pine nuts are fine too.
Jane Yi paused, and said, "Is it melon seeds? All right, I will peel the melon seeds tomorrow night."
She can understand the mentality of these people, and most of them feel that the melon seeds are small and it is not so easy to peel them.A hundred catties of melon seeds, in the eyes of normal people, don't know how long it will take to peel them.
——Anchor, if you can peel a hundred catties of melon seeds tomorrow night, I will give you a spaceship.
Jane Yi's eyes lit up, is it a spaceship?
Jane Yi: "Money fills me with courage."
After chatting briefly for a while, Jian Yi turned off the live broadcast room.
Looking down, she found that Qin Xiaomao was in a daze, with a thoughtful look on her face, and she was amused.
"Qin kitten, what are you thinking?"
Qin Xin glanced at Jian Yi, but of course she was speechless.
She was curious about how the little monster would peel a hundred catties of melon seeds tomorrow night.Thinking about it carefully, such a small melon seed seems to be easy to peel, but in fact it is impossible to peel a hundred catties in just a few hours.
But since the little monster agreed, he must be sure.
"Today's live broadcast is considered a victory. I don't know if there will be merchants coming to me in the future." Jian Yi whispered, "I hope these merchants will be more generous and send me more samples."
Qin Xin really wanted to say, if you want to sell something, you have to have delicious food. People like little monsters who only like quantity and are not so picky about taste, will they smash the signboard?
Qin Xin was a little worried.
The trend of the live broadcast was good at the beginning. If it is because the goods brought are of low quality, it will be very disreputable.
It's a pity that she can't speak now, let alone say anything directly as Qin Xin.
Perhaps, she needs to find an opportunity, gently remind her, don't let the little monster be confused by the food, then the word of mouth will be ruined, and it will not be easy to turn over.
Qin Xin suddenly felt that she was thinking a little too far. This was just the beginning, and she had already thought about the future.
Something is wrong with her.
She is a cat now, why worry?
Yeah, why should she worry about that?
"Qin kitten, you worked hard today, so I'll give you this." Jane Yi took out the starving ghost she caught earlier from her pocket, and now it's just a gray ball. Some satiety is different for Qin kitten.
After all, it was more cost-effective to feed Qin kitten than to feed her.
Qin Xin's eyes were still a bit complicated, she could see the covetousness in the little monster's eyes, obviously she wanted to eat it herself, so she left it to her.
The little monster is a bit greedy, and often hugs her in various ways, and insists on plucking her hair off before giving up.But when he treated her, he was sincere.
She kept this friendship in her heart, and asked Aunt Zhang to make more food for the little monster tomorrow.
The other party also has this little problem of being greedy. Let's say she has some money, it's okay to get some food for the little monster.
Jian Yi didn't know that her cat thought so much in a short time, and sent the gray ball to Kitten Qin's mouth.
This time Qin Xin was not polite and swallowed it in one gulp.
After swallowing it, she was so sleepy.
With the previous experience, she didn't panic at all.
"You really are not an ordinary cat. Your body really needs these things." Jane Yi said thoughtfully, "In order to let you awaken your blood earlier, I will do more private work."
"Even if some lose money, as long as you can catch the evil spirits, you can take them all. Anyway, you have a lot of money now, so you can't starve to death for the time being. If you are in another place, you can go to the snack street for a while. Fans tried the food."
Qin Xin is very sleepy now, but she heard Jian Yi's words clearly, and her heart was touched.
The little monster is actually quite simple, and she feels very easy to deceive. If she is bad, the other party may be hurt.
Fortunately, the opponent is powerful.
But if some caring people know that she is easy to deceive, they might try to plot against her.
They live together, it can be regarded as complementary.
Qin Xin thought about it in a daze, she didn't know what to think, and rubbed against Jian Yi's arm before she ran to the bed and fell asleep.
Jian Yi chased after her and rubbed her face against the cat: "Kitten Qin, why are you so cute?"
"He actually took the initiative to rub me."
"What's the matter with a little happiness?"
"Bobobo...I have to work hard, I have to support myself, and I have to support you."
"There are cats, so I can't be as salty as before."
Qin Xin could vaguely hear this, but she was really sleepy.
Jian Yi opened the business group and checked to see if there was any business that could be accepted. Even if the price was not high, as long as there were evil spirits, she would consider it.
Struggle is not just talk.
"Night bus 279?"
Seeing this business, Jian Yi couldn't help staring at it for a while.
The general content is that many people who took the 279 night bus recently did not go home after getting on the bus.After finding him in a few days, he was still alive, but mentally, there was obviously something wrong with him.
After many people were found, they were not well physically and mentally. When asked what happened to them, they couldn't tell.
Jian Yi quickly sent a private message to the group owner, wanting to ask what happened to the 279 night bus, but it seemed that something was wrong.
This business has not been edited yet, so it should not be disposed of yet.
The business here is generally an open business, and whoever solves it first will get the credit.
Jane Yi: Group leader, I would like to know about the business of the 279 night bus.
A real celestial master: The 279 night bus takes the line of Songyun Road, and there is a long suburban road in the middle.There was no problem before. This problem only appeared more than half a month ago. After many people get on this car, they will disappear for about three days.No one's life is in danger, but according to our staff's understanding, these people have more or less been sucked in, which makes them very weak.It is not a good thing for a person to be sucked of essence. This level will not kill him, but it will shorten his lifespan and affect his health.
Jane Yi: It happened half a month ago, and it hasn't been resolved yet?I remember that the business that was listed can usually be resolved within a week, right?It will not exceed half a month at most.
A true celestial master: In fact, there are many Taoists in the group who have been in contact with this business, it is very tricky, and currently accepting this business, all of them know the way.In addition, I have sent this business to the great groups of celestial masters everywhere, hoping that more powerful fellow Taoists will come to understand the situation.
Janey: I'm going to try.
I hope there are many evil spirits, preferably the heinous ones, so that she won't have to worry about Qin kitten's rations.
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-06-2122:37:21~2021-06-2222:19:35期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Luoyu Qingyun; 1 bottle of Shimo;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Jane Yi reached out and piled up twenty walnuts together, covered them with both hands, and pressed hard.
The fans in the live broadcast room heard the sound of clicking, and although they knew that Jane Yi would not disappoint, they were still very nervous, looking forward to the scene where she would move her hands away.
Jian Yi felt that the speed should be fast, otherwise she would not be able to finish stripping at zero o'clock.
She quickly moved her hand away, and sure enough, it was full of walnut meat. She quickly took out the thin slices of the walnut meat, and quickly stuffed the walnut meat into her mouth.
The camera can only capture her mouth, and now in the live broadcast room, apart from Kitten Qin, it is Jian Yi's little mouth that is eating walnut meat.
——Have you noticed that Yiyi ate all the peeled walnuts.
— Not surprising according to her appetite.
— Am I missing something?
Many people gave the new science popularization, how much Jane Yi ate during the day, emphatically mentioning that her digestion ability is very good.
Believe it or not, Jane Yi peeled the walnuts with great interest.
Jane Yi quickly ate the walnut meat, and after throwing the walnut shells into the trash can, Kitten Qin stretched out her paws to count the walnuts for her.
Jian Yi: "Qin kittens, twenty, no more."
"No matter how much, I really can only use the buttocks."
Qin Xin: "..."
She didn't have many people this time, she was obviously a little monster, but she turned into a delicate and soft girl with such small hands, did she pretend to be weak on purpose?
I still remember that when the little monster came here on the first day, she really thought she had met a cute and soft tenant.
It's a pity that he was slapped in the face that night, causing great pain.
Qin Xin counted twenty walnuts, and Jian Yi covered the walnuts with both hands in the same way as before, pressing down hard.The previous scene was staged again, and Jian Yi also said in cooperation: "It's actually really simple."
--yes?
— feeling insulted.
——It happens that I have walnuts at home, so I tried it according to what the anchor said, let alone, now I want to rub my hands, the walnuts are not crushed, and my hands are completely red.
——I don’t know when the jackfruit sent by the digital boss to the anchor will arrive. I really want to see how many jackfruits the anchor can peel in a live broadcast.
The live broadcast room was lively until 11:30, and Jian Yi had already peeled all the one hundred catties of walnuts.
She didn't eat all the walnut meat in front of the camera, but occasionally ate some and put some on the side.But when everyone was not paying attention, he moved his face out of the camera and quickly stuffed walnut meat into his mouth.In this way, no one is afraid that someone will discover that she can eat a hundred catties of walnuts.
Qin Xin squatted aside, looking at only one-tenth of the walnut meat left beside her, she couldn't say anything.
Every time Jian Yi moved her face out of the camera, she was frantically touching walnut meat and stuffing it into her small mouth.
She also discovered that Jane Yi doesn't need to chew at all, she just needs to stuff things into her mouth.
But when she got in front of the camera, this little monster would look gentle again, as if no one was softer than her.
Too good to wear.
"Qin kitten, are your paws sore? Let me rub it for you."
Jian Yi found that Qin Xin was looking at her, so she quickly hugged her, rubbed her paws, and of course didn't let go of her face, and rubbed her cheek to cheek.
"Everyone, I'll say goodbye today. I want to watch me peel the walnuts tomorrow. Remember to come to the live broadcast room."
——Anchor, I want to watch you peel melon seeds, peel a hundred catties of melon seeds.
——Yes, yes, peel melon seeds, let’s peel melon seeds tomorrow night.
— Pine nuts are fine too.
Jane Yi paused, and said, "Is it melon seeds? All right, I will peel the melon seeds tomorrow night."
She can understand the mentality of these people, and most of them feel that the melon seeds are small and it is not so easy to peel them.A hundred catties of melon seeds, in the eyes of normal people, don't know how long it will take to peel them.
——Anchor, if you can peel a hundred catties of melon seeds tomorrow night, I will give you a spaceship.
Jane Yi's eyes lit up, is it a spaceship?
Jane Yi: "Money fills me with courage."
After chatting briefly for a while, Jian Yi turned off the live broadcast room.
Looking down, she found that Qin Xiaomao was in a daze, with a thoughtful look on her face, and she was amused.
"Qin kitten, what are you thinking?"
Qin Xin glanced at Jian Yi, but of course she was speechless.
She was curious about how the little monster would peel a hundred catties of melon seeds tomorrow night.Thinking about it carefully, such a small melon seed seems to be easy to peel, but in fact it is impossible to peel a hundred catties in just a few hours.
But since the little monster agreed, he must be sure.
"Today's live broadcast is considered a victory. I don't know if there will be merchants coming to me in the future." Jian Yi whispered, "I hope these merchants will be more generous and send me more samples."
Qin Xin really wanted to say, if you want to sell something, you have to have delicious food. People like little monsters who only like quantity and are not so picky about taste, will they smash the signboard?
Qin Xin was a little worried.
The trend of the live broadcast was good at the beginning. If it is because the goods brought are of low quality, it will be very disreputable.
It's a pity that she can't speak now, let alone say anything directly as Qin Xin.
Perhaps, she needs to find an opportunity, gently remind her, don't let the little monster be confused by the food, then the word of mouth will be ruined, and it will not be easy to turn over.
Qin Xin suddenly felt that she was thinking a little too far. This was just the beginning, and she had already thought about the future.
Something is wrong with her.
She is a cat now, why worry?
Yeah, why should she worry about that?
"Qin kitten, you worked hard today, so I'll give you this." Jane Yi took out the starving ghost she caught earlier from her pocket, and now it's just a gray ball. Some satiety is different for Qin kitten.
After all, it was more cost-effective to feed Qin kitten than to feed her.
Qin Xin's eyes were still a bit complicated, she could see the covetousness in the little monster's eyes, obviously she wanted to eat it herself, so she left it to her.
The little monster is a bit greedy, and often hugs her in various ways, and insists on plucking her hair off before giving up.But when he treated her, he was sincere.
She kept this friendship in her heart, and asked Aunt Zhang to make more food for the little monster tomorrow.
The other party also has this little problem of being greedy. Let's say she has some money, it's okay to get some food for the little monster.
Jian Yi didn't know that her cat thought so much in a short time, and sent the gray ball to Kitten Qin's mouth.
This time Qin Xin was not polite and swallowed it in one gulp.
After swallowing it, she was so sleepy.
With the previous experience, she didn't panic at all.
"You really are not an ordinary cat. Your body really needs these things." Jane Yi said thoughtfully, "In order to let you awaken your blood earlier, I will do more private work."
"Even if some lose money, as long as you can catch the evil spirits, you can take them all. Anyway, you have a lot of money now, so you can't starve to death for the time being. If you are in another place, you can go to the snack street for a while. Fans tried the food."
Qin Xin is very sleepy now, but she heard Jian Yi's words clearly, and her heart was touched.
The little monster is actually quite simple, and she feels very easy to deceive. If she is bad, the other party may be hurt.
Fortunately, the opponent is powerful.
But if some caring people know that she is easy to deceive, they might try to plot against her.
They live together, it can be regarded as complementary.
Qin Xin thought about it in a daze, she didn't know what to think, and rubbed against Jian Yi's arm before she ran to the bed and fell asleep.
Jian Yi chased after her and rubbed her face against the cat: "Kitten Qin, why are you so cute?"
"He actually took the initiative to rub me."
"What's the matter with a little happiness?"
"Bobobo...I have to work hard, I have to support myself, and I have to support you."
"There are cats, so I can't be as salty as before."
Qin Xin could vaguely hear this, but she was really sleepy.
Jian Yi opened the business group and checked to see if there was any business that could be accepted. Even if the price was not high, as long as there were evil spirits, she would consider it.
Struggle is not just talk.
"Night bus 279?"
Seeing this business, Jian Yi couldn't help staring at it for a while.
The general content is that many people who took the 279 night bus recently did not go home after getting on the bus.After finding him in a few days, he was still alive, but mentally, there was obviously something wrong with him.
After many people were found, they were not well physically and mentally. When asked what happened to them, they couldn't tell.
Jian Yi quickly sent a private message to the group owner, wanting to ask what happened to the 279 night bus, but it seemed that something was wrong.
This business has not been edited yet, so it should not be disposed of yet.
The business here is generally an open business, and whoever solves it first will get the credit.
Jane Yi: Group leader, I would like to know about the business of the 279 night bus.
A real celestial master: The 279 night bus takes the line of Songyun Road, and there is a long suburban road in the middle.There was no problem before. This problem only appeared more than half a month ago. After many people get on this car, they will disappear for about three days.No one's life is in danger, but according to our staff's understanding, these people have more or less been sucked in, which makes them very weak.It is not a good thing for a person to be sucked of essence. This level will not kill him, but it will shorten his lifespan and affect his health.
Jane Yi: It happened half a month ago, and it hasn't been resolved yet?I remember that the business that was listed can usually be resolved within a week, right?It will not exceed half a month at most.
A true celestial master: In fact, there are many Taoists in the group who have been in contact with this business, it is very tricky, and currently accepting this business, all of them know the way.In addition, I have sent this business to the great groups of celestial masters everywhere, hoping that more powerful fellow Taoists will come to understand the situation.
Janey: I'm going to try.
I hope there are many evil spirits, preferably the heinous ones, so that she won't have to worry about Qin kitten's rations.
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-06-2122:37:21~2021-06-2222:19:35期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Luoyu Qingyun; 1 bottle of Shimo;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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